#screaming?

[anthonycrowley]

who's the girl in your icon?? she's super hot!!

………it’s patrick stump (of fall out boy fame). this is the funniest ask i’ve ever gotten. thank you.

[sentintheclowns]

LACI !?!?!?!?!??!!??!!!!!?????!?!??

[girlbenson]

he has a date. with gerri.

[blondehimbogirl]

[tellusbane]

spoiler: hildi quest

they just mentioned this so casually and then just??? said nothing more like HELLO? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!!! SHAKES SE

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[its-arson-time]

this post is meant for mobile users

[oldwomanyuri123]

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

[jetstargenderfuckery]

i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman

[symphony-calamity]

"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

[chonylolu]

me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

[thebibliosphere]

My mum dropped new family lore today when she off-handedly mentioned being diagnosed with "fibrositis" in her early 30s.

I'd never heard of it before, so I Googled it and what's it called these days? Fibromyalgia. I said, Mum, do you mean to tell me you've lived 40+ years with fibro pain, and no one's done anything about it?

She said, "You can do something about it? The doctor back then just said I needed to have a baby."

Perplexed, I asked, "Why would that help?"

"Because then I wouldn't have time to think I was in pain."

So, anyway. Haha. As soon as this migraine stops, I'm hopping on a plane back home to commit murder. Anyone want to come?

[chunkymonkeycupcake]

[inksplit]

[as-i-watch]

Affirming boys' right to be silly and women's right to blow shit up

[its-arson-time]

if you name a harry potter character im putting you in a saw trap. fuck off get out get out

HP FANS GET OUT OF MY SWAMP !!! TRANSGENDER BEAM TRANSGENDER BEAM 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️