#secondary blorbo

[supasimp]

He always has the absolute best lines!! I am down to mess around any time with jude!!

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 63

After The Mountain™, Jaskier is desperate to prove himself a Worthy Travel Companion™ to Geralt, so he decides to take up alchemy. Perhaps if he gets very good at brewing Geralt's potions, Geralt will find him worthy of keeping around. When Geralt takes Jaskier to Kaer Morhen, he can't help but notice that Jaskier is suddenly spending every possible second with Lambert. LAMBERT. I mean, he loves his brother, don't get him wrong! But Lambert? Geralt's words were cruel, and he was still working out the full apology he wanted to give Jaskier (He deserved better than just an "I'm sorry") but he's worried that he's already lost his chance, as Jaskier is seemingly finding himself a new witcher.

[spookberry]

friendly reminder that the Pharaoh's name was Duulaman and Hotep Ra was like his evil conniving assistant who mind controls Tucker with a magic staff.

[mistergandalf]

ULTIMATE TOLKIEN BLORBO: ROUND TWO

MAGLOR vs. FRODO BAGGINS

See the ULTIMATE TOLKIEN BLORBO MASTERPOST for details and follow #ultimate tolkien blorbo to cast your vote for the blorbiest blorbo of all!

Maglor art by SaMo-art

[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all! Idk if I've actually been posting less, or if I've just been feeling like I've been posting less, but this anemia has really been kicking my butt. I am still sewing, and I have not forgotten the request to make a blorbo crochet pattern, I've just been kinda moving slow This isn't really a request for advice on dealing with anemia (I'm taking iron supplements and adding red meat and, as my mom would say, "dark green leafies" to my food as much as possible), just a like heads up that my posting might be a little slow until the iron supplements actually start kicking in That said, if you have any experience and/or advice for whatever treatments are given when iron supplements are not enough, I know nothing about that and it's looking increasingly possible that the supplements aren't going to be enough?

[thecourtshrieker]

About the username thing you just mentioned in some tags - being the Tolkien brainrotting idiot I am I thought it was something medieval🤦‍♀️ you know, if there's a court jester there's gotta be a court shrieker, right? 10/10 logic

Oh that's completely understandable, and I do think that that's what the writers are inspired by - they just made it weird and creepy lol

But honestly I really do think that should have been A Thing. If the jester was there for the king, there should be a shrieker looking over his shoulder to screech whenever he did stupid/vile/nonsensical. Checks and balances and accountability and all that. Might have saved some trouble throughout history.

[altruistic-meme]

Rules: Make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite.

i was tagged by @zerogender-onlyswag and also both @the-viola-urge-to-be-cesario and @kevin-day-is-bi like literally a month and a half ago sdkhgsdg IM FINALLY DOING IT HI I LOVE YOU GUYS THANK YOU MWAH <3

trying to think of blorbos who have entirely and completely consumed my soul is sooo hard cus there are so many i didn't list too ughhhh honorable mentions to Ash Lynx (Banana Fish), Hinata Shoyo (Haikyuu!!), and Crowley (Good Omens) for being some of my biggest comfort characters!!!! where would i be without them!!!!!

i have no idea who has or hasn't been tagged in this ouhhhhh @zee-has-commitment-issues @insomnaticwriter @missmeganlee @recordmcqueen and @irregularcollapse if you guys haven't done it yet and want to join in!

[moodyseal]

Iris intrigues me so much as a goddess. Like yeah sure, she's prone to anger too, but that's standard godly behaviour. The different thing about her is that she seems to try pretty hard to be a good goddess, ig? She wants to have a good relationship with her daughter. She's being fairly civil and benevolent (per her daughter's request, but still). She doesn't care to seem all-knowing. There's no actual jealousy in her, and not many petty feelings. Her chapter sounds suspiciously like a "Here's a possible demigod ally, presented to you for absolutely no reason (wink wink)" sort of thing yk

[the-writers-corner-inc]

WIP Wednesday: Supporting Characters

The rare WIP Wednesday: Thursday edition this week, bookwyrms and writerlings. Time is weird right now, what can I say?

Anyway, it's time to talk about the supporting characters of our stories. A good supporting character makes the world feel lived in, like there's a bunch of stuff going on and our heroes have to navigate a world full of people that got their own shit going on. A bad one makes the reader realize the author needed someone to mention that Rozenkrantz and Gildenstern are dead, or whatever, but that's not what we're focusing on today.

We're talking about the supporting characters that really work, who shows up enough and has a compelling enough presence to feel like they could be the protagonist in a different story. I want to know who your very favorite supporting character is. What makes them really stand out to you? Are they friend or foe to the protagonist, or perhaps some secret third thing? What's their stories look like, and what are they trying to achieve. Flex some extratextual information if you feel like!

[hungry-skeleton]

People with horrible annoying blorbos that no one likes rise up

[eky11]

He's so extra, and I love him a lot for that

[jeeyonshim]

in which a cage match wizard and a valedictorian godkiller fall in love

[gamerdraluc]

[mossiestpiglet]

thank god cotrk is fairly obscure and more people dont know who harold bloor is because it is actually EXTREMELY revealing about who i am at my deepest core that he has been my blorbo since i was like 10

[cookinguptales]

when I said that I was taking a little break from wwdits, you might have thought that you were safe from my long, meandering meta posts.

JOKE'S ON YOU, I'M PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.

[archduke-enver-gortash]

ok i'm currently spiraling about so many different things which means it's time for a trip to nap town goodbye