#sending smoochies back your way!!! ^3^

[kurooscopy]

hiiii hii sweet ada !! dropping by to give ya a lil smoochie teehee i hope you’re doing well !! i need to know more about you and kuroo … what was your first date like ? tell me all about it !!! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝🎤

AIMSIE HELLOOOO ₍^ >ヮ<^₎ !! thankyou for your smoochies, i always love when you drop by <333 i've been doing okayy, i had my period this wk which gives me the Big Sad so sorry i'm late to this hsjhdkjs

eeek i love talking abt him, answering this was all i was thinking abt at work yesterday tehehe <33 under the cut bc idk the word concise

because we spent so long being dumb pining, towards the end we kinda just,, lapsed into doing coupley things accidentally (ﾉω＼*) HAHA so once we actually got our shit together and the question of dating came up, it was like,, we hang out all the time anyway, how are we supposed to make it Different and Better now that we're together yk?

but then we kinda realised that it doesn't have to be that different - sure there will be things that will change, but they'll come naturally and it's not anything we have to agonise over. we don't have to change the things that made us fall for each other in the first place !!

so our first "date" (very loosely defined lmao) was a night in watching star wars on the couch shdjksk like it's something that could've easily happened the week before, except now we could cuddle tehe <33 dinners and extravagances could come later, we just wanted to spend time together !! i feel like that still holds true for our relationship now, in the sense that of course we'll go out, but it's not about the going out it's about going out together <33

[hermitscratch]

Joel & Etho - 21, for the writing ? :3

Send me a pairing + a number! || Accepting

21. A kiss to shut them up, Joel/Etho, 957 words

[ Inspired in part by this lovely artwork by @plumadot ! ]

"So I've got a theory," Joel started.

It was a nice day; temperate in a way that heralded the approaching warm season. A lot of hermits were taking advantage of it to check the things off their to-do lists that weren't easily done in cold or wet weather. Etho had broken off from the others for just that purpose, but as soon as he mentioned needing coral, Joel invited himself along.

Which meant a return to form in the shape of them, once again, sharing a boat.

"Do I have to listen to your theory?" Etho asked. The answer didn't matter much when he was a captive audience, but their conversations up until this point had been general, casual nonsense. How they spent their morning, how they liked their steak cooked, what ore they'd most be willing to eat. Time killers at worst, amusement at best.

Joel scoffed. "Don't act like you don't want to know what I'm thinking," Etho felt an elbow land against his ribs without any real force. It might have been rougher, if they weren't currently faced away from each other. Joel liked watching the wake the boat left behind, so they were pressed back-to-back. "It's about your obsession."

"My obsession? Don't you mean yours?" He retorted. Joel snorted, and Etho could imagine the smug grin that'd be accompanying it.

"This projection is getting embarrassing, Etho," Joel said with thinly veiled glee.

Etho rolled his eyes. "Yeah, right. Just tell me about your theory," He said through a chuckle.

From behind him, Joel wiggled like he was trying to look over his shoulder. The boat rocked hard to the left, and Joel stilled before crowing, "I knew you wanted to know!"

Etho stopped rowing to peer over the boat's edge. The ocean here was deep, illuminated only faintly by magma pockets and the occasional rogue glow squid. They'd made a lot of headway, but there was still a ways to go to reach an untouched reef. "I wonder if I could swim back to shore from here..."

"I'll push you overboard myself if you don't let me get a blummin' word out," Joel griped, even as he fisted a hand in the back of Etho's shirt. It wouldn't do much if Etho decided to move, but the idea that Joel might want him to stay was more than enough for Etho to do so.

Not that Etho would ever tell him that; his ex-soulmate's ego was big enough.

"You're the one stopping, though?" Etho answered, rebalancing the boat and adjusting the oars to continue rowing. Joel's inhale was audible, and before he could argue, Etho urged, "Let's hear your theory."

Joel crossed his arms with a huff. Etho grinned. Joel was probably pouting and everything. "D'you remember what Gem said this morning?"

"Hmm," Etho had to think the question through. They'd been hanging out with Gem, Impulse, and Scar that morning, a lot of things were said. "Mmmmaybe?"

After a few minutes of fruitless sifting through snippets of conversation that Joel might have found noteworthy, he threw Etho a bone. "When we were arguing about who built a better cherry tree, still me by the way, she said-"

Ah. "'Just kiss already', or something?" Etho offered.

Joel clapped once, "Exactly."

Etho laughed, pitching his voice up in a mockery of Joel's, "Oh no, I'm not obsessed, I'm just chasing him making smoochy sounds and thinking a lot about Gem telling us to kiss-"

"That first thing was literally your fault!" Joel argued, "And I'm not thinking about it, alright? There's nothing to think about, it's just a thing that is!"

"What is?"

Joel seemed to shrink, curling forward so their backs were no longer touching. "If we kissed, the world would sorta collapse, wouldn't it?"

Etho stopped so abruptly that he almost dropped an oar. What? "Uh. No?"

"Of course you'd say so, it's stupid how bad you wanna kiss me," Joel scoffed. The turn in conversation was so jarring that Etho didn't even argue the point about wanting to kiss Joel. "But the stir it'd cause would be massive. Gem would explode. Bdubs would probably explode, maybe Grian? Scar and Skizz, definitely, we'd never hear the end of it."

Etho locked the oars and turned around in his seat. If Joel noticed, he gave no indication, plowing relentlessly forward as if he'd realized there was no going back now that he'd started. Etho recognized that habit from their time together in Double Life- an anxious Joel with no other outlet would ramble himself breathless.

"Your mask as well," Joel continued, "Nobody's seen you without it-"

Etho tugged his mask down.

"-that's probably grounds for server obliteration in itself-"

He put a hand on Joel's shoulder.

"-if the first time anybody saw your face was for a kiss like that, then-"

He turned Joel to face him.

And before Joel could say another word, Etho kissed him.

Silence. Bliss. Etho's lips were dry from the mask, and he kept the press of them soft until he felt Joel's stiff body melt, meeting Etho's lean halfway. He tilted his head, and he could feel the flutter of long lashes against his face as Joel's eyes shut. The world kept turning, and Etho let it, stealing a moment just for them.

It only ended when Etho pulled away, leaving a dazed Joel to process what had just happened. Etho didn't bother putting his mask back up when he grinned. "Still alive?"

"Wh- y-?" Joel floundered. Etho chuckled, and Joel scowled, even as a dusty blush painted his cheeks pink. Even as he turned to face Etho properly, dropping his head against Etho's shoulder. Even as Etho felt lips against his racing pulse.

"Oh, shut up, Etho."

[snail-day]

Hi pookie how are you! I have more brain worms for you hehehehehe soo think about this I know geto likes to infatilize darling but how far would he go? How far would he go to keep are so called innocence? And another thoughts eldritch geto presented with a sacrificial bride darling and then he’s like oh she’s so innocent! So I’m just gonna keep her instead of killing her! But have a nice day and if the ask make you unclmftable you can ignore it! Have a nice day/night pookie! Sending you platonic smoochies!

Anon-🧜‍♀️

Hiii 🧜‍♀️ Anon!! I’m doing great, thank you for blessing me with these brain worms😌✨ ohhh infantilization Geto? Eldritch Geto with a sacrificial bride? BABY MY BRAIN CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH YUMMY MATERIAL.

Let’s start with the first one, because we know Geto loves to coddle darling, loves to keep her all soft and sweet and pure. But how far would he go? Oh, so far. He’s the type to never let you lift a finger for yourself, he’ll spoon-feed you, bathe you, dress you in the softest, frilliest things that make you feel fragile, delicate, his. The only thing he won't do is diapers <3 because that's a little too freaky even for him. He loves how helpless you become under his care, how you start to believe you need him, how your independence slowly withers away under his suffocating affection. If you ever try to step outside those boundaries? If you start trying to act a little too grown-up for his liking? Oh, sweetheart. That simply won’t do. He’ll remind you exactly what you are, his precious little thing. Maybe with a gentle scolding, maybe with something a little harsher, he's not above tough love. Spanking does...kind of turn him on. unfortunately for you, he's not exactly gentle about it. Either way, you’ll always end up curled up in his lap, sucking on his fingers as he coos about how silly you are for thinking you could take care of yourself.

Now, Eldritch Geto with a sacrificial bride? Oh. Ohhh. You have me frothing at the mouth. Imagine, your village offers you up as a sacrifice, trembling and terrified as they lay you at the feet of something so incomprehensibly divine, so utterly inhuman. Tendrils of black mist coil around you, a voice that isn’t quite voice whispering in the back of your mind, pulling at the very essence of your being. You’re meant to be consumed, devoured like all the others before you. But then, he sees you. Really sees you. And you’re just so innocent, so fragile, so sweet. Suddenly, killing you feels like such a waste.

"Oh? They sent me something so precious?"

A clawed hand cups your cheek, talons grazing your soft skin, not enough to hurt, not yet, at least. His amusement rumbles through your bones, the world warping around you as his many violet eyes gleam with something new. Interest. Instead of sinking his fangs into your flesh, he keeps you. Plucks you from the altar and claims you, his eerie, eldritch presence curling around you. The village watches in horror as their supposed offering is spirited away, not into death, but into something far worse.

Because you aren’t just a sacrifice anymore.

You’re his bride, and you both have to figure out how your first night is going to work. There's a bit of a size difference

Sending you all the platonic smoochies right back, thanks for the feast <3

[totsworks]

GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!! NINJAGO AU I THOUGHT OF WHEN I WAS DRAWING PIXANE:3!!!

Its called “the ninjago disrespect group” which places after the ninjas die

Welp mostly. Zane became too rusty and his system too overloaded that he shut himself while lloyd stayed alive

Since lloyd was tired of living he offed himself yet unfortunately his grandpa wanted to stick his nose in that again and took lloyd’s soul

Talking to lloyd he was asking him why he didn’t want to continue living? Lloyd told him “your world and place fucking sucks and you suck too”/jk but seriously he told him how he didn’t want to live where the purpose he was made for was finished. Living aimless was tiring which made the fsm hum and told him “your life have a lesson you need to follow lloyd. Dont be impatient” which made lloyd wake up. He looked at the floor now anger building up slowly inside him since even his death have to be controlled as well and have to do another life discovery shit soo he was tired-

-but when he wanted to lay down in his apartment (i made him live a depressed life. Isolated and only on social media) but he stumbled upon a meme which says “when your father hates you so much that you work with fatherless people as well” and his photo in some stupid cgi thingy which made him look at the website only to be shocked since that website talk about joke/dumb legends and there was a category called “the ninjas”

Looking at it he was crashed at how much activity was there. Sure not everyone thinks that way but the fact that its someones idea and someone made this despite the ninjas dying to save them send lloyd to the edge-

-remembering all the unreasonable mistreatment. He decided he had enough

No more playing angel. No more caring for rules. And definitely no more caring for others safety being when they didn’t care about his

He finally opened his crusty door and walked out of that shitty apartment now walking to the grief his friends were buried in. What fsm didnt know that giving lloyd an element that resembles life would be a bad idea. Now after stealing some guts and like healthy parts and fixing the ninja’s bodies he used his power to wake them up(still thinking of this part) and made them rest in his apartment until they feel well(and greenflame happening)

But accidentally kai was worried when lloyd was late making him walking on (unstable) his new legs looking around which caught attention

After some weeks lloyd got an invitation from the ninjago news to meet which made him shocked and confused yet he agreed because he wanted to see how the citizens would react to a new approach of him-

-and after dressing nicely to at least get some positive comments he finally came(after giving smoochies to kai☝️)but the meet up was because they news were shocked about lloyd. The good lloyd! The sweetheart innocent souled lloyd! Bringing back dead

The way they asked him about that and the way they talked made it seem like some fanfic. Not serious. Not taking him seriously as ever

Looking at this lloyd got tired and took the plate on the table infront of him and smashed it then lunged at the news reporter and started slashing him. The news cut due to the quote-on-quote “poor signal” yet when it came back lloyd was holding the mic glaring at the camera or the viewers as he said “you think this is a joke right? A silly thing to be taken? The green ninja bringing his friends to life? What a story! Let me tell you something. You always wished me to be on the light to be your joke or talk right? To be the gossip or some kimd of those belittling conversations right? Well!” And lift his hands smiling now a “welcoming” smile “here i am!! But..im not her to be your fun today. I used to be but..i dont think you will find this funny. This is the ninjago disrespect group news for today. Have the worse night of yours lets see how you can keep up with your own actions” and then the story will be this ‘show,s’ episodes while lloyd leads most of the people who helped ninjago yet never received their own thanking and stuff like that!

TRAAAA!! Sooo?? Thoughts and opinions are always appreciated:3

[yinyuedijun]

more asks!! 🎂🎂🎂

@thewaterlily THANK YOU SO MUCH BELOVED !! it is no longer my birthday (that was yesterday) but this is just as appreciated anyway <3 toasting u!!! CHEERS!! 🥂

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@cruel-hiraeth BELOVED KAE THANK YOU SO MUCH !!! my day could have stood to be more beautiful ngl HRGFKJAHAHA but that's okay I shall be making my weekend extra beautiful instead :333c THANK YOU FOR THE WELL WISHES!!

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@sleepyqinfei thank you so much rae 🥺♥️ you are such a sweetheart and so kind, I am so grateful that we have crossed paths! know that I adore u back!!! <3

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@threadbaresweater MISS LIN THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I adore you so much and everyday I'm glad that we found each other. you brighten up my dash so much it's unreal! it is tragic that I was (and still am 😔) stuck at work BUT!!! the (week)end is in sight!!! thank you for the birthday wishes!! <3

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@shibaraki MONTY MY MOST BELOVED 🥺 thank you so very much!! thank you for your kind words & well wishes - you are always such a joy on the dash so I'm glad I have been able to give that energy back to you <3 SENDING U LOVE!!!

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@strawberrystepmom MISS KENDYYYY my most beloved!!! thank you so much, I really appreciate that !!! 🥺💞💞 I did indeed reflect and eat delicious things despite being in the wage cage, thank u for the reminders 🫡 also 'birthday angel' made me giggle so much you are so sweet <3 MWAH!!

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@lemonloaves HI LEMMM THANK YOU SO MUCH !! THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY LOVE AND THE FOREHEAD SMOOCHIE, I APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH <333 SENDING LOVE BACK YOUR WAY !!! 💞💞💞 MWAH MWAH!

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@burnishedcrown Jas妹妹！谢谢你 <3 I have not thought much about my birthday wishes, but I think I simply hope to have another fun year with all my friends in my phone <333 THANK U FOR THE BIRTHDAY MESSAGE!!

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@kitsunabi WAHHH THANK YOU KIT!! 🥺💞💞 my inbox is disastrous rn I shall need to go digging for it after this 🫡 but THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISH!! I did indeed get to cuddle my cat a lot <333 her little muppet face made my birthday wonderful and so did YOU!!!

[doukeshi-kun]

Teabagging with Nikolai ggrrggrgrggzuauausrsrrsrr!!!! I want to take his balls into my mouth and suck on them til his eyes roll back into his skull, I literally want to suck the life out of this man and and bite his nipples and peg him with the biggest strap I can find until he cries. I’m so unwell :D why isn’t there a 2d man twice my height and weight in my lap rn?

(How are you, btw? I’m sending lots of hugs and smoochies your way <3)

oh my god.

YES SO REAL BESTIE SPEAK YOUR SHIT🗣️🗣️🗣️

definitely give him that gawk gawk slippy slurpy hand twist smooching kissies suckies slopping hyuck on that cocknballs😝 and ooh imagining nikolai moaning shamelessly with his head thrown back, with his hand on your head, with him breathily calls your name FUCK FUCK FUCK

(anyway i am good, thank you for asking :3 a bit busy cuz ya know, uni lol. sending you hugs and kisses too! hope your day has been well ❤️)

[ye-local-simp]

Hi! Could i request Epel reacting to his s/o sending him shit like this and saying nothing but "us<3"

[Sending a funny video to S/o]

[Epel]

Epel:

- The first question that popped into your mind was how on earth did he come to see this.

-When you saw that he wrote "us <3" you were speechless.

-How do you reply to a comment and video like this??

- If you agree with him that this should be you two, you would post the same thing back.

-From this reply alone, he would either be flustered or now realise how he sounded.

-Would definitely giggle behind that camera because you were too speechless to understand.

-It will somehow take you time to process what he meant by "us <3" from a video of two rats doing the smoochie smooch.

-You couldn't tell if it was just his way of asking you out or attempting to make you laugh.

-Either way, later you learnt what he meant. (You can choose from him asking you out, wanting to make out with you or trying to make you laugh).

[kimtaegis]

*i am going to be so normal about wishing annie a happy birthday* LOML ANNIE HI 🥺 happy birthday to my favourite comfort-ball-shaped- green-blooded-taegi-enthusiast. writing bday messages are one of my favourite things to do and the favouritism skyrockets when it’s kimtaegis birthday. i am so grateful to have known you, you have no idea. i also know you’ve been having a hard time lately but i hope you always remember that i see you under the same ray of (golden) light even when you’re having dull days. rarely have i seen anyone on this site being so much giving of love, support and kindness to others and hence i way back concluded that you’re entirely made of love since you never run out of it. and i hope you never do because that’s one of the best parts of you and makes me want to marry you (thank you for kissing me on our last date, before you think about anything else yes that did happen thank you). thank you for existing altogether, thank you for being the one person audience and liking my self-indulgent svt twts (yes i see you and you’re a secret svt stan now), thank you for being the most creative person on this hellsite (best gifs best colorings best taegimin source), thank you for continuing to grow and trying to find lil sources of happiness on your not-so-good days. still remember my first ask to you and it was me not-so-subtly showcasing my love for you and now that i think about the reason why i was all lovey dovey about it is that it was two cancers communicating. i mean i wanted to make you sure that i was in love with you, can you blame me? crazy how our mutual bg landed us here but i am always happy about you existing in this world. not sure if stupid tumblr’s ask limit is even enough to express what i feel for you but all i want for you is to be happy to the fullest always and living the bad (which you think are) and the good versions of you. i am holding your hand (bc team hand-holding hello) always and i’ll be your personal cheerleader (i still cry to you calling me that once). i love you annie, please keep being the yoongles to my tae. i am sending truck loads of love, hugs, smoochies and your favourite things to eat. have the best day today my most beloved ❤️ see you on our next date <3 ich liebe dich

alright, I am here now. I’ve read this about 5 times and it still makes me tear up. addy this is the most loving message I’ve ever received. I genuinely feel like bursting because I’m so full of love for you right now, it’s insane. I don’t really know how I deserve someone like you, someone that makes me feel so appreciated and loved and understood. God I really wish I could just… come drive or fly or teleport to you and take your hand and never let it go again. Let me put a diamond ring on said hand while I’m at it. Honestly it’s so unfair that you’re not here with me today cause there’s really not much that I’d want more right now than spending this day with what feels like a soulmate (and/ or someone that could potentially be the love of my life, who knows). We could go out for a candle-light dinner and then we’d sit at the river and share all our delusional taegi thoughts and exchange opinions about what the best shade of green is. All this while feeding each other strawberries and sipping on a glass of wine. I really think I might be in love with you but anyway – thank you for gifting me this message (yes it does feel like a gift okay) and for being the most wonderful, amazing friend I could imagine. I love you endlessly and I hope we’ll never let go of each other (in the internet couple kind of way). The tae to my yoongi, I adore you 🤍

[delvalentine]

VERA!!! HAPPY 1200!!! look at you go TT i'm glad to be your friend also see you grow as writer as well!! you put so much care and put some life influences in your stories, they're always nice to read <: cheers to big milestone, i can't wait to see what else you have in store in the future <3

mmm, i think childe would love that i care about my family so much, specifically my nephews and nieces <: i know he values family to a high degree and seeing that i also do the same with my younger niblings would mean the world to him, since that means i would get along swimmingly with his younger siblings as well.

i also love cooking and baking! and i especially love packing lunches and feeding those that i love. so i think he would love it if i pack lunches for him with cute little decorations and notes to read while he leaves for work. or maybe he'd love the way i would feed him little bits of my food for him to try and he loves the small act so much since he's used to being doted on by his older siblings.

he would love the banter we would have together; since he would try to provoke a fight or insane reaction from me and i've got nothing but dry humor and a deadpan expression. he'd love the challenge of trying to rile me up or get a reaction out of me.

this... is all i can think of cause i'm not that creative @_@ but ily vera and your 1200 event is such a good idea!! sending you lots of love and smoochies <3 /p

he isn’t often this quiet.

childe’s never been awkward around your family before, inherently understanding the hectic chaos that comes with so many people around. he treats them like they’re his own blood and doesn’t shy away. in turn they happily take advantage of him, demanding “uncle taru” take them on shoulder rides or throw them around, and they can’t stand to take turns sharing him.

you notice how he hovers at the kitchen entryway, a muted and pensive expression on his face. he’s vanished before you can call him over. of course it worries you, but you’ve got ice cream cake in your hands that’s fast melting, so you make a mental note to check on him as soon as you’re done.

you find him in your bedroom, away from the crowd. something definitely seems off. it’s your older sister’s birthday and they get along fine, so it doesn’t make sense that they’d be on bad terms or that he suddenly can’t stand to be around anybody…

“brought you something,” you say softly, closing the door behind you. it’s a bowl of brownie scraps that you’ve shaped up into a lumpy heart. “you okay?”

he wraps his arms around you tight from his seat on your bed, forcing you to blindly set the bowl down on your desk before it topples into your sheets. he sighs into the crook of your neck, blowing some shorter baby hairs aside.

“i was just thinking about how badly i want to marry you and start a family of our own.”

it’s a shell shocking statement and he seems to know it, keeping his face buried into your chest so you are allowed to react freely without judgement. after a moment he pulls back, his blue eyes searching yours almost worriedly.

“dummy,” you scoff, your defensive mechanisms jumping up into place after being assaulted with his overwhelmingly cute and rare show of vulnerability. you can’t help but smile, though, all bluster. “you already know i’m yours.”

he promptly rolls you into the bed (you have no choice as he is ten times stronger than you), but you’re laughing as he locks you into his embrace.

“we’ve got to get back to the party! they’re going to cut the cake soon!”

“5 minutes,” he pleads, cuddling up to you. “i just want to keep you to myself for a little bit longer.”

and who are you to resist?

thank you didi 😭😭😭 my biggest cheerleader love u lots (but not as much as chilEd Sheeran does✨✨)

send me an ask about how you’re loved!

[kurooscopy]

hiii hiii sweet ada and happy valentine’s day !! i’m coming by to give you the biggest smoochie ever !!!! do you and tetsu have anything planned for today ?? i wanna know ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝🎤

aimsie, hello !!! thankyou for your smoochies hehe, i just received them in a little package that says handle with care, so naturally i tore it open with wild abandon ^3^ sending some right back your way!!

tetsu and i slept in but we are gonna go shopping later to find me a new dress for tonight's dinner reservation ( 人˃ ᵕ ˂｡)

i insist on finding new outfits for special occasions, and he is more than happy to indulge me if he means he can watch me model hehe

[whaleofatjme1920]

Affectionate s/o+ mutual pining, not dating (she/her)

Letter to Ashley Campbell from Mira

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Ashleyyy!!! Babe, don’t be mad. You know that one biker guy Larry told us about? You know how he He FINALLY let me and Larry ride one of his old dirt bikes? Yeah I would’ve texted you again about it had things not gotten so bad, (Please don’t be worried). Oh but get this, you know how they do those cool little tricks? Me and him tried to do a whole race since the streets were empty! Let’s just say I won but lost a little bit. I was speeding so fast once I hit a pothole my phone fell out of my pocket, then I sprained my ankle from the impact of landing. Oh and about my phone, it’s broken. Sorry hun, I would’ve tried to call or text you how it went but the screen completely got torn off by Larry’s wheel. I didn’t want you to be worried so I wanted to give you a letter instead so you wouldn’t think I just mysteriously died or the boys were trying to resurrect me in the meantime. Out of all the ghost hunting I tag along with, the ONE thing to get me is a sprained ankle from a bike, huh?

So sorry I wasn’t able to come see you after to tell you myself, I would’ve drove all the way anyways if the boys didn’t hold me down to the hospital bed. Ugh, I cant even do any cute emoticons to mess with you! I wish I was texting you right now but then again you told me NOT to get on the bikes without any knowledge about it… or a helmet…. Guess I should’ve known Ash the ☺︎︎motorbabe☺︎︎, was right about all that care that goes into it! I… really should’ve been more careful, I know. It sucks that I can’t come see you this weekend. I’m sorry for messing it up, but on the bright side… Technically you can tell your professor your ♡︎loved one♡︎ is at the hospital so you have some time to see me! ت

I know I should’ve listened honey, I’m sorry. ☹︎ come visit me when you can! I miss you even more now that I’m bedridden! The only closeness I have to you is your favorite lipstick you and gave to me. I can’t believe you somehow didn’t notice you had two and were using both of them! I can’t get in your face and give smoochies, sooo I have an idea.

💋

Miss you lots! Come see me but I swear I’m totally fine!

-Mira

[Disclaimer: Letters To Those you Hold Dear is a special event I'm holding from December 9th - whenever I feel like closing it! The absolute deadline is December 21st. Find guidelines here so you can send a letter or two to those you hold dear <3]

Mira,

What?? You can't just open up like that and tell me not to be worried. What do you even get up to when I'm not around like that to watch over you? Hell, if you wanted to ride a bike, my motorcycle just got back from the shop. We could have gone on a much safer, and more fun drive together. You and Larry are an absolute mess sometimes - makes me worry about the BOTH of you even more. Next time you do something so off the wall crazy, let me know so you won't have to buy a new phone and well, go through all of that. I'll have to have a stern talking to both of you when I see you in person again. Been missing you and wondering where you've been, had me in knots over you.

Anyways, I'm really glad you sent me a letter. I was five seconds to storming your humble abode just to make sure you were alright myself. Now that I know you're bedridden though, I'll come over anyways to take care of you. I'm glad they stopped you from getting up. Seems you really, really need the rest! Wish we were texting too, because emoticons don't look the same when writing >:/ Whatever, at least we're able to talk. And what?? You went without a helmet - I swear... You have such a storm coming after you when I finally see you again.

Mira, I'd come see you regardless. You're my favorite person, you know that? Of course I'll come to you. Just take it easy and hang in there until I get cleared for some time off. I'm sure my professors will understand that someone I love needs me. Looks like the smooch missed - gotta give it to me in person <3

Always yours,

Ash

[snail-day]

Back on my shit with geto and sacrificial lamb reader but could you just imagine how he gets the Cult members to police you? After all they must respect their leader, and you are their beloved's beloved hand chosen to serve him and carry his future heir. But they don't think you're worthy when you are so ungrateful of his attention, any one of them would be better suited to serve his side and his bed. So perhaps they rough you up a bit when they drag you back, or they take pleasure in pinning you down to let geto conduct his rites.

And geto turns a blind eye, to this its not as if he fully approves, but he enjoys that you have no one but him to ever rely on. Whispering that maybe if you were a bit more grateful the others could revear instead of scorn you

🪻 (also thank you for your compliments, the only thing I'm currently writing is mountains of literature essays for uni actually lol)

RAHHH YES THIS THIS THIS SLAMMING MY KEYBOARD!! UGH YOU WRITE IT SO WELL. BITING MY KEYBOARD GNAWING ALL THE KEYS TO THIS. I AM PULLING THE DRYWALL APART WITH MY BARE HANDS. The way the cult polices her like some ravenous, zealous guard dogs, pretending it’s all in Geto’s name - frothing at the mouth with devotion, yet seething with jealousy. "You don’t deserve him." "You should be grateful." "Any one of us would love him better." SICK. TWISTED. PERFECT.

Geto just watching, almost indulgent, almost detached, whispering his little serpent-sweet nothings in her ear while she shakes - "If only you loved me as I love you, maybe they would too." CHOKING. WAILING. HYPERVENTILATING.

Turning poor little reader into something fragile, breakable, but most importantly - his. HIS and only his, because the more they hurt her, the more she has to lean into him. The only safe place is the arms of the monster who lets it happen.

UGHHH AND THE NANAMIIIII, was just talking about this with eev the other day. SENDING YOU MY KIDNEY RIGHT NOW TO PAY FOR YOUR UNI FOR FEEDING ME THIS. I definitely think he would take his sweet ol time taking your virginity.

Ugh I feel you on the university stuff, i'm happy to be out, enjoy the pain and suffering while it lasts. Wishing you all the best on your studies. Lots of smoochies <3

[mawritesbnha]

B,d,m and q for the angst alphabet prompts with Shinsou/tomura/and or hawks please. If you are still doing these. Thank you so much.

Pheww can you believe I actually spent 3 hours on this thing? What am I doing with my life…

Also I know I said I was working on Monoma but surprise surprise, I lied.

Anyway here you go dearie! I hope you’ll like these! (didn’t proof read like I usually do so I hope it’s not too bad)

First time writing for Hawks! How did I do??

Smoochies from Ma!

Shinso

B- Break up, How would they deal with one?

most people might not be able to tell

baby boi keeps to himself

obviously depending on why and how you guys broke up his attitude towards you is going to vary

if it was really ugly he will get really cold and harsh when interacting with you but he won’t actively seek you out to take his anger, sadness and resentment out on you

if it was just a “regular” break up, not matter who actually ended things, he will remain cordial

but he might avoid you, at least for a while, either because it hurts too much or because he doesn’t want to hurt you and wants to give you some space

if you actively seek him out (whether to try and get back together or to tell him to go to hell) he will ask you to stop

again, not matter who ended things, the decision is final

he won’t dump you just to try and get back together with you the next day (or later on, whatever), he won’t play with you like that and he’ll feel like he has hurt you too much to ever deserve a second chance, he won’t ask for it and you shouldn’t give him one (that’s what he thinks, poor baby let me hug him)

if you dumped him he won’t come begging

he kind of saw it coming (insecure kitty is insecure)

but still he hoped the two of you would work

obviously you didn’t

and it hurts

he won’t go through that again

also no rebound and no trying to make you jealous, he just doesn’t see the point

he won’t actually be jealous himself if he sees you with someone soon after the break up but he will be hurt

D-Death, How do they deal with any death?

baby boy always cares

even if it’s a death he simply witnessed and didn’t know the person, he’ll feel something

now he’s able to distance himself from it in that particular situation

as a pro hero he’s gonna see some stuff after all

but if it’s someone he knew then the more he cared about that person the more devastated he’s going to be

note that I said care about and not be close to

kitty has a hard time getting close to people and letting his guard down but it doesn’t mean he doesn’t care about them from afar

if it’s someone that he really loves like his parents, Aizawa, or you, he’s going to be devastated (cue panic attacks and insomnia getting worse)

M- Mistakes, How much do they want to fix the mistakes of their past?

baby boi always thrives to do better

didn’t really do anything bad? (he did nothing wrong ever, no matter what people kept assuming about him, fight me on this)

but satisfaction isn’t in his nature

always thinks he could do better, that he isn’t good enough

that motivates him to keep going

doesn’t exactly dwell on the past but as much as he’d like to just never think about it, it comes back to haunt him quite often

Q- Qualify, What part of themselves do they see as dangerous?

his quirk

obviously

I hc that my poor baby has many nigthmares in which he just loses control and goes full villain like everyone predicted

Tomura

B- Break up, How would they deal with one?

NOT WELL

are you honestly surprised?

denial

handy boi will act like you’re still together, you were just saying things cause you were mad

you wouldn’t just leave him like that

when he finally comes to terms with the fact that you’re no longer together it’s not gonna go well for you

see I really don’t think Tomura would be the one to break up with you

he won’t treat you well

there will be times where he’ll just disappear or become very distant and you won’t really get an explanation

but in his mind it doesn’t change the fact that you are his

so yeah you’re gonna have to do the whole breaking up thing (and you’d be right to)

it’ll go a lot better for you if you aren’t part of the league

he might stalk you, or send you unwanted gifts (that you might question are gifts)

but you’d still have a chance to get back to a normal life cause Tomura is a busy boy

if you’re part of the league though… you’ll think about quitting more than once

he won’t leave you alone

spiteful and bitter comments ALL THE FREAKING TIME

he would want to try and make you jealous but I don’t think he’d get the opportunity

I really wouldn’t advise you to start anything new while he’s still processing the break up, whether it’s something serious or not, it wouldn’t go well for your new partner

if you ever want to get back together (against your better judgement) he’ll agree to it but that boy holds grudges

he’s gonna be the worse

suupeerr clingy one moment and then ignore you the next, also really mean, backhanded compliments

D-Death, How do they deal with any death?

depends on who died

usually doesn’t care, at all

if it’s someone from the league he’s gonna be pissed and maaayybee a little hurt

come on he has a semblance of care for the rest of these losers

if it’s you though

oh boy

he’ll unleash hell

seriously no one is going to want to be near him for a gooood while

will never really get over it

M- Mistakes, How much do they want to fix the mistakes of their past?

I think the only mistakes Tomura sorts of acknowledges are tactical mistakes, like things he could have done better in regard to the league

and even then he doesn’t really take the blame

delusional handy boi is delusional

and as for fixing he just sets himself on doing better next time

if the mistake was actually made by SOMEONE who wronged HIM

then…well… we know Tenko doesn’t easily forgets that

Q- Qualify, What part of themselves do they see as dangerous?

seriously?

come on you know this one

his hands unstable mind

Hawks

B- Break up, How would they deal with one?

pretty well actually

or that’s what he’s trying to have everyone believe

not much will change, he’ll just go back to acting how he did before you guys got together

no resentment whatsoever, at least nothing that you catch on

if you don’t want to see him anymore he’ll understand

might playfully try to change your mind but he won’t push it, he’s actually just trying to lighten the mood

he won’t ask you to stay away from him

deep down he’s actually really sad

but he only allows himself to feel that pain when he’s alone (which doesn’t happen that much)

rebounds will happen but he’ll always be honest with the person, explaining that he just broke up with someone and he needs to take his mind off of them and this is not going to go anywhere

will be jealous if he sees you with someone else but again he won’t act like it and will actually be very friendly if you decide to introduce that person to him

would agree to getting back together if you were the one that ended things, but it’d take a while for him to actually trust you again (he’d still be really cheerful about the whole thing)

if he was the one that ended things I don’t think he’d ask you out again for real

but if you ask him he might agree depending on why he broke up with you (he’s weak and misses you, don’t judge)

D-Death, How do they deal with any death?

just eats chicken

really sad? eats more chiken

no but seriously I can see him busying himself even more with work or really anything

will fly a lot more and go way faster to try and tire himself out

I think Hawks’s mental health might no be the best

there are times when he just breaks down, but he’s always alone when that happens so he can act like everything’s fine in front of others (he does that a lot doesn’t he?)

might have that one person that he actually confides in

but even with them he doesn’t dwell on his feelings too much

M- Mistakes, How much do they want to fix the mistakes of their past?

doesn’t think about the past

if he fucked up at some point then what can you do really? what’s done is done

shit happens

he’ll try to do better

Q- Qualify, What part of themselves do they see as dangerous?

he doesn’t really see himself as dangerous

his quirk isn’t deadly by nature

he’s always in control

I mean he can be fierce and you’d do well no to be a villain or a dick in his presence

but like

that oversized pigeon’s pretty chill

[moonraccoon-exe]

Hi, Coonie. I am sorry that I wasn’t here for quite some time. I had a lot of self doubts about some choices I made in the past and how I should continue. Still haven’t that figured out but I don’t have that heavy feeling anymore. I wanted to send you an ask about the books recommendations but then I felt so bad and just didn’t do it. But know that I am okay and still here and gonna talk to you soon. I hope you are doing better after what happened with all the lost asks? - Peridot

GASPS

PERIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZOMG PERIDOT HEWWO

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ZOMGZOMGZOMGOZMG KGJFKALDJGHFLKJ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PERIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just yesterday or the day before I was thinking a lot about you. I was wondering what you were doing, and I was about to yell into the dashboard “PERIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT WHERE UUUUUUUUUUU” hahaha. I CALLED YOU WITH MY MIND

Lemme add a keep reading real quick :3

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( ˙꒳​˙ )

*snuggles and pets you*

My dear friend. I’ve missed you a lot!! I could go on about it, but I think it’s not the moment for it. We should talk about you instead. Just know that it really made me and makes me so happy to see you around, and happy that I get to be answering to you. It feels like it’s been so long! 

HMMM, BUDDY!!!! ( ˙꒳​˙ ) <3 

Don’t worry about being absent for a while!! As I’ve told you before, you take as much time for yourself as you need, buddy. I’m going to be here when you’re back, and I don’t want you to be writing to me if you’d rather take time to yourself. I miss you when you’re not around but I’m happy and can wait however much I have to if you’re gone to treat to yourself, buddy. There’s nothing more important than that, okay? First you, then you, then everything and everyone else. But first and foremost, always, you. 

It’s okay to have been gone. I hope that the time you’ve been away has helped you to work on these things you’re dealing with and to come to terms with everything.

I was wondering why you were so quiet. A lot of self doubts of the past wasn’t something I wuold have expected, but it’s okay. Sometimes, things that we think are gone are still there and come back unexpectedly. It’s like when you bottle things up; putting things away in a bottle never works because they end up bursting out sooner or later, even when you’re not expecting it. And even when you think you let it all ou t of the bottle, sometimes a drop or two stayed behind, and they make it out when you least expect it.

Whatever the case, I think that what I mean to say is that everything has to come out sooner or later. So while unexpected, it’s not strange or weird that this suddenly happened to you. I’m sorry you had to deal with these things. Struggles of choices made in the past tend to be…the hardest. I don’t think they’re complicated, because sometimes the choices we made in the past were simple as themselves, or maybe they were big, but whatever the case, they already happened and nothing can change that, so it’s not “complicated” in the sense that…there’s literally nothing to do. But that’s exactly why they tend to be the hardest. So for that, I’m very sorry, dear Peridot.

I would tell you, dear friend, that the things that you made in the past stay there no matter what you do or how hard you think about them, so in the end, you’re just torturing yourself going back to those places, and hence, stop thinking about it because it fixes nothing. But the truth is that it’s not so simple. And sometimes, it’s even the correct thing, to look behind at the things you did. We can’t have a present without a past, so, when we’re lost, sometimes we don’t need to look ahead to look for the path we lost. Sometimes we need to look back, to make sense of how we got where we are, and being aware of where we are can tell us where to go. So yes, sometimes it’s good to look back.

This one, however, sounds like you were more in the scheme of self torture of remorse and guilt for things that were either beyond your control even back then, or that are simply left in the past. And that’s not as constructive or healthy. I don’t know how much you need a preach because you’re telling me that it’s nto weighing on you anymore, but I still feel some worry about it, because it’s so easy to be unable to difference the line between feeling bad about what I did but taking something good out of it, and looking back just to hurt myself with the bad things I did. It’s really difficult, and I don’t want you to be hurting yourself in such a way.

I won’t tell you that “it’s in the past, leave it there and move on”, dear Peridot, because I know it’s not that simple. I just want you to remember some things; remember that it’s okay to look back and feel ache, so long you don’t get to the point of self-torture for things taht are out of your control today. The things that were done, done they will stay. We can’t go back. We can only go forwards. It’s okay to ache about the things that you did in the past, so long you try to not cross that line between aching to be constructive and aching to ache. 

And most importantly, and what I want you to remember the most, dear Peridot: the you of the past is not the you of today. It used to be you, yes, but you are not who you were, as you are not who you will be. Don’t carry with the weight of the things that your past self did. It’s theirs. Not yours. And with this I don’t mean that just because it’s in the past, everyone is free to do as they please with no consequences, it’s not that. We all have to do something to fix or mend or at leats ask sorry for something wrong we did. But accepting to be the one to blame and do something for it is different than torturing yourself with the endless “why did I do/didn’t do that?” Remorse is natural, and okay, and even healthy to some point. But don’t let it consume you. Okay?

It’s also okay to not know yet how to continue, to not have that figured out yet. It’s as I was saying above about not knowing where the path ahead is. Before knowing where you’re going, you have to kno where you are right now. I think you’ve looked behind and dealed with it as you needed to and you now know where you are…but it doesn’t mean the path ahead will clear out immediately. It may take a while before you figure that out, but that’s okay. You’ve done the tough part already, all this looking back. Now it’s just patience, and being kind with yourself. You can do it, buddy. And you know I’m here cheering on you. You know where you are right now, and that’s much more valuable than knowing where you were or were you’ll be. smoochies for you :3

I’m glad to hear that you don’t have that heavy feeling anymore. As I said before, you probably didn’t ened any of that preaching above because if it’s not weighing on you, you’ve worked it yourself. I’m so proud of you, buddy. Please don’t ever again say sorry when you go quiet for a while, I know you’re working on yourself, and that makes me ecstatic of pride and joy. It can be quite a struggle to work on yourself without stressing about “I’m worrying others”, so that you’re doing that really makes me happy. No apologizing; you’re doing fantastic. I’m so happy you feel free from that weight, buddy. You’re doing phenomenal. <3

I’m also happy that you decided to not send the ask about the book recommendations. If you suddenly felt bad, it was best that you didn’t do it. As I said before, first you, then you, then everything and everyone else, me included. I’m happy that you decided to write to me some other time and take that moment to yourself. I get the struggle of “I want to write to this person, but I’m really not feeling like it”, for whatever it may be; laziness, sadness, or this sudden overwhelming load that got to you. It’s okay.

Thank you for thinking about yourself first, Peridot. Even if you think you did it out of suddenly feeling unable to rather than choosing it, you still cose to not force yourself to write to me despite the way you were feeling, and that’s an a chievement too. I’ll be here whenever you write, but mental health can’t wait. I’m happy for you, buddy :3

I’m happy to know that you’re still around and that we’ll be talking again soon!! You take the time you need; as you know, I’ll be around for whenever you want to write to me. Thank you for coming back, and for considering to write soon!! 

Aaah, and yes, I’m doing better about the asks I lost! I had a big moment of struggle with guilt and self disappointment and other things, but it’s okay. People were kind and understanding and helped me a lot to handle those feelings and not torture myself. I’m still a little sad that the people that dropped the asks are not around (or just decided to not tell me) and frustrated that even when I answer, they won’t see it, but I’m more resigned to it, you know? Can’t change what happened, and I can’t torture myself on it. 

But yes, I’m okay! Tired every now and then, but the normal stuff. Thank you immensely and wholeheartedly for asking and for worrying, buddy. :3

DEAR PERIDOT

I hope you’ve been having a FANTASTIC day, buddy. Thank you for treating to yourself when you needed it, for taking your time off, and thank you for writing to me. Thank you for sharing with me what happened, and thank you for asking about me too. Thank you for everything, buddy. As always, hearing from you and answeing to you is my joy and honor. Thank you <3

Sending you lots of raccoonie hugs!!! (ɔˆ⌣(ˆ⌣ˆc)❤

[booksweet]

SWEET SWEET PEA OF MINE *hugs you and falls* HOW HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN. what happened to your dad?? I HOPE HE'S ALRIGHT NOW :( exams start tomorrow and *sigh* i canNOT wait for them to be over as soon as possible :,) im ok tho! i've been feeling pretty lonely for the past few days but i just study to distract myself from these thoughts bc that's what i should be doing rn! my previous test results came out and i did pretty good i'd say. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF BEAUTIFUL ANGEL- cuddle anon

MY DEAREST ANGEL * bear hugs you them falls to the ground and stay there like a koala * I MISSED YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOOOOD

I'm fine baby!! Some stuff happened this days I had to back off some things I had to do to rest otherwise I'd be burned out, but I'm fine! Getting ready with my assigments lol

On Friday he woke me in the morning feeling tummy pain and back pain, he even felt dizzy and cold sweated. I had to take him to the hospital in a hurry because I worried it was a serious condition (since the signals told me that so yeah I was kinda afraid). We've spent the whole morning at the hospital till mom come so I could go back home because they were worried with me, I spent the morning without food&water. But he's fine now, taking care and I've rest too. It was just a scare.

Baby, it will pass like the blink of an eye! Sending you good vibes and wishing you all the lucky of the universe, my love! 💞💞🥺

Please, take care okay? I don't want you stressed and overwhelmed 😡 otherwise I'll give you smoochies and hugs since it's the best way to heal loneliness and stress 😡

Love you, my dearest sweet angel <3

[evilpenguinrika]

I saw your responses to the Jean x Armin "send me a ship". Could you do Armin x Levi?

omg i can’t believe ppl still read those old hcs stuff i did for those ship ask memes

Of course I can anon! (I lowkey love Armin/Levi so bless you for asking me this). I also hope this is the right ship meme. I think I did two but *shrugs* lol

also, chARACTERS ARE ALIVE IN THIS HC OK I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BUT—

they’re alive and happy since this is one of those happier ship ask memes <3

SEND ME A SHIP ; ULTIMATE EDITION

Who was the one to propose:

I firmly believe that Armin makes a small comment about marriages and weddings in passing (like all his friends have been getting married or something like that) and Levi just immediately goes to Erwin like

“Erwin help the blonde brat wants to get married”

and Erwin’s just like “?????????” but he helps out Levi with proposals and whatever and suddenly one day Levi takes Armin out and boom

Levi just

“Hey, you wanna get married?”

Armin’s just, staring at him. Like. “What the fuck. Seriously? That’s how you’re going to propose to me?”

They end up bickering about the way Levi proposed and Levi got fed up and did the cliche “go down on one knee” thing and

“Armin Arlert, I love you and will continue loving you. You are one of the greatest things that have ever happened to me and I don’t regret anything whenever I am with you. Will you marry me?”

And Armin’s like “hell yeah” and smirks before grabbing Levi by the face and planting a huge ol’ smoochie smooch on his lips

Who stressed more over wedding planning:

LEVI! OH MY GOD HE WOULD. HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE THE WEDDING BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT AND FUCKING CLEAN. IS THAT A DUST PARTICLE HE SEES ON THAT ALTAR? FUCKING POWER WASH THAT THING. THERE’S A FEW SPLOTCHES OF STAIN ON THE CARPET, DEEP CLEAN EVERY SINGLE THING INSIDE THIS GODDAMN BUILDING. oh my god he would be so stressed and tense

Armin’s just like

“lol Levi you don’t have to go out of your way to make it so perfect. I mean i get that you have a cleanliness thing and I accept that. but you don’t need to make everything so perfect. as long as i’m with you, i don’t give a shit.”

Who decorated the house:

They both do! They have pretty similar taste in style! A bit of vintage rustic stuff here and there. There is one room that’s a bit more modern-ish compared to the rest of their house tho!

They don’t have a LOT of things, maybe a couple or so bookshelves to fit Armin’s books. They figured that if they have too many things in their house, it would be too much of a hassle to clean EVERYTHING. So less stuff they have, easier and faster it is to clean!

Who does the cooking:

Levi does! Armin kinda, but sometimes his dishes come out… Questionable? Like he can make instant foods no problem tho. It’s just, the more fancy things are a problem for Armin. Levi also tends to do the romantic at-home dinner stuff. He’s great at following instructions from cook books and knows exactly what to do to change it in order to suit both their tastes without sacrificing so much of the ingredients and style. If that makes sense!

Who is more organized:

They’re both very organized! Armin has a system in which he does his things. Or where he puts his things too. HIs books are alphabetized via author’s last names. His writing and research supplies are all put into one drawer. His desk is clean - unless he’s doing some heavy duty researching then it’s a mess.

Levi, being a clean freak, makes sure everything is in order. Nothing is ever out of place and if it is, he fucking jumps on it and fixes it. Sometimes his organization gets very overwhelming for Armin that he has to tell Levi to tone it the fuck down lol.

Who suggested kids first:

Armin did but neither really wants or plans to have kids?They’re both content with each others companies, though they won’t be opposed to getting a pet!

Who’s the cuddler: 

Armin is! But not all the time tho! He likes to have his space, as do Levi, and personal contact can be a bit iffy for the two of them. There are days where they crave each other and personal contact, and days where they don’t want to be touched at all! They have a system to tell if they’re in a touchy-feely mood or not!

“Shift” is usually code for “I want to touch and cuddle you right now”

“Return” is code for “I do not want to be touched right now”

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.

Armin’s the little spoon and Levi’s the big spoon! Sometimes they’ll switch, but they prefer to have their default roles. Also, it makes Levi feel “bigger/taller” :))))))))))

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: 

They both enjoy sitting around and doing whatever it is they’re doing. Armin with his books/research, and Levi with whatever. They enjoy the silence between them because it’s peaceful and they know exactly how the other is doing without forcing conversation with each other.

Who cooks: 

As mentioned earlier, Levi!

Who comes home drunk at 3am:

Levi when he’s out with Erwin, Hanji, and Mike! They have the most wild night outs and it gets to the point where Levi just stumbles home smelling like craft beer. Armin usually has a pile of blankets placed in the living room for Levi to grab. The rule is that if Levi comes home drunk at an ungodly hour, he has to sleep on the couch. But at least the couch also pulls out into an extra bed! :D

Who kills the spiders:

Armin and Levi do in their own ways.

Armin just, mercilessly kills the spider

Levi swats the spider with a broom or a duster.

Who falls asleep first: 

Depends on the situation! 

Armin if he’s up late at night doing some research and studying. Levi would carry Armin back to their bed and tuck him in! He gets peeved about the mess on Armin’s desk, but he knows better than to touch whatever he’s researching. He doesn’t want a repeat of last time.

Levi if he was going over reports and files. Armin would drape a blanket over Levi and pull up a chair to keep him company while he slept. He usually then snoozes out as well. They end up sore the next morning from sleeping in a chair and in weird positions.

A head canon:

Armin and Levi have an entire cupboard full of tea. Just, any kind of tea. Herbal teas, rooibos, caffeinated teas, whatever! They always go out and buy their favourite teas when they’re running out, or buy some new teas, or the ones that are sold only on holidays and special occasions!

Their relationship summed up in a gif:

Do they have any “rituals”?

Sometimes they all gather over at Erwin’s place with the rest of their friends for an annual party. Levi would mingle with Armin’s friends (Eren, Mikasa, Jean, Sasha, Connie, Bertl, Reiner, Annie, Ymir, and Historia), and sometimes Armin would have some intellectual conversations with Hanji and Erwin!

Another ritual they do is that once every two weeks they would go out on a date and it’s usually planned by either one of them, or both of them!

Who has the most patience?

Armin definitely has the most patience out of the two. Levi to some degree, but he can get a little testy and impatient sometimes!