#seriously look at those thangs

[sanguineselene666]

Why are we focusing on Alastor’s fuck ass bob when the motherfucker’s walking around with these lobster claws on his dome?

*snap snap snap*

[selfawarecobalt]

the fact that we never see freeds darkness transformation after his fight with mirajane is downright cruel look how sick this dude looks

like i love absolute shadow and all but darkness is such a wild contrast to his regular, formal, put together self its so funny its the spiritual equivalent of watching a business man turn into a werewolf

that and i love his stupid coat-kilt. why even bother keeping that. is it just so it can billow in the wind. turns into a demon and keeps my coat collar. yeah it meets at an angle instead of the centre i think its sick as hell im keeping it

okay this got really off topic but god i wanna see darkness again i love this thang. “time to use my forbidden magic” turns into a furry

[midnightwriter21]

jjk hcs: their fav pet names for you

characters: reader x gojo, sukuna, fushiguro, itadori, nanami

warnings: language (i be cussing a lot sry), suggestive in gojo’s but not rly

AN: first jjk post!! hope it doesn’t flop lollllll

GOJO

pet names he calls you: sweet thang, sugar, princess, babe, mrs. gojo

now u alrdy knew before even reading that his goofy ass has a million an one pet names for you lol

but anyways

he’s got a MAJORRR sweet tooth hehe

like bro is always snackin on something sugary

hence the pet names sweet thang and sugar

“whatchu doin sweet thang” holding up his blindfold so you can see him wink at u lmfao

but when he calls u sugar i imagine him doin it the way those sweet old southern ladies say it if ykwim lmao

now

princess and babe are much more casual

like he’s calling out “babe i’m home!” when he gets back from a mission

or y’all are at the school and he’s calling for you even tho he 100% alrdy knows exactly where u are bc of ur cursed energy “princesssssssss where are youuuuuu??”

and mrs. gojo is used in either a VERY romantic situation when he’s tryna rizz u up

or

he’s tryna embarrass you in front of the students

there is no in between

“well, me and mrs. gojo gotta head out! she has stuff to do!”

“satoru.. we are not married. my last name isn’t gojo.”

“… yet” 😼

“and what stuff do i have to do?”

“me. i’m stuff.” 😼

*que megumi, yuji, and nobara fake gagging in the background*

SUKUNA

pet names he calls you: my queen, darling

he’s the king of curses so the first one should be self explanatory

cmon every king needs a queen yk

now he’s powerful as hell right

bro demands respect for himself

but let somebody say som to you in the wrong tone

girl rip that person fr

“you dare to speak to my queen that way?” and he’s busting their ass

also that’s how he introduces you to everybody

introduces himself first. and then hits them w the “and this is my queen, (y/n)”

darling is more of a laid back casual pet name

but he uses it all the mf time

“come here, darling”

“you look beautiful as always, darling”

“darling, you are the one that is important to me.”

darling darling darling

FUSHIGURO

pet names he calls you: babe, love, sweetheart

he likes to keep it simple

most of the time he just calls you by your name

def keeps the pet names to a minimum in public

or when he’s around his friends

especially when he’s around gojo lol

i mean cmon the second he calls u a pet name and gojo overhears?

poor thing is being teased til he’s bright red with embarrassment

in private tho?

ur real name almost never leaves his mouth lmfao

it’s “babe can you do this?” “come take a nap with me, love” “what are you doin, sweetheart”

idk i just know he’s soft for u

ITADORI

pet names he calls you: baby, cutie, peaches/peach

this man loves you and isn’t afraid to show it!!

NEVER uses ur real name

EVER

baby and cutie are his casual nicknames ofc

for things he’s sayin to u in passing

he’s hugging u from behind with a “hey cutie”

or when he’s whining abt something lol

“cmon baby you can’t be mad at me forever”

but he uses peach and peaches the most

the man likes ass

he said it himself

it’s canon

so ofc he’s referring to your “big juicy ass” his words not mine when he calls you that lmfaooo

but it also cute asf

“come peach get dressed! i’m taking you to watch a movie with me!”

NANAMI

pet names he calls you: sweetheart, darling, my love, honey

I. LOVE. HIM.

i rly don’t even have any reasoning behind his usage of these pet names they just fit him

he’s such a serious, sophisticated, gentleman

so of course he takes his relationship with you seriously as well

makes sure that you know he adores you

his love language is words of affirmation ik it

gojo jokes that y’all talk to each other like an old married couple

which u do

but it’s cute!!!

it’s the middle of the night and he has to leave for a mission and wake you up on accident?

“sorry, sweetheart, go back to sleep. i’ll be home soon”

he gets home from the mission and as soon as he opens the door he hits you w the cliche

“honey, i’m home!”

this next one is an every day occurrence

and i MEAN EVERYDAY

“good morning, my love” IN HIS DEEP MORNING VOICE meowwww

and y’all go on a date an you get dressed up for it?

“you look absolutely stunning, darling”

[respectthepetty]

10 QL Girls I Want Carnally

Because @twig-tea hit me with the tag in their 10 QL People I Want Carnally list sprinkled with women as @negrowhat requested, let me slide up in here to show some appreciation for only the ladies because the amount of GLs we have leaves me thirsty, and these women look like a beautiful stream in the dusty desert.

Honorable Mention - Namtan's Characters [Pluto]

I don't understand the plot of this upcoming series. Namtan is playing twins and one or both of them love May (played by Film). Full disclosure here, I don't give a fuck about the plot because I'm going to watch it regardless. I'm always showing up for Namtan (and Film and Clize). When I'm being offered beautiful women in a GL plot, I do not question the gifts God bestows on me.

Honorable Mention - Jung One [She's Makes My Heart Flutter]

Fucking Korea and its short ass shows! I only had this precious babygirl for one hour, and I would murder for her. I would treat her so well that she would never feel nervous about another thing in her whole life. She is like Jim from Moonlight Chicken, just trying to help her niece and run her bar, but I'll be like Wen and WORK FOR FREE because that's how much I want to be in her bed warming her up at night. Money ain't the only way to pay me for my services.

Hydration Station

Maya & Rose [Laws of Attraction]

Choke me. Maya AND Rose are my ideal throuple with me being the third. Silvy had me hot and bothered in her scenes with Joong and New in The Warp Effect (bisexual reawakening), and Organ had me hot for mommy in Never Let Me Go, so Laws of Attraction giving me both in a Be Gay, Do Crime plot was heaven sent. Watching them manipulate and beat up men, knowing they were going home to each other is the energy I need from all my GL plots.

Yuna [Semantic Error]

She rides a bike and has beanies for every occasion. She'd let me wear her hoodies. She'd let me wear her beanies. She let me ride her bike. She'd let me ride her. Her entire demeanor lets me know what's up without her even having to open her mouth, and I've already signed up for a two-month subscription before I even approach her. Whatever she wants to do, I'm down whenever including going down wherever.

Tee [GAP]

Let me say this with my full chest "FUCK, SAM!" If I was Mon, as soon as Tee would've asked my name, it would have been "Sam, who?" because TEE COULD GET IT! I'd let Tee fuck me in front of all her friends and God on that table. Tee's game was unmatched. No hate to Sam being inexperienced, but Tee obviously knew thangs and was more than willing to share her knowledge, anytime, any day, anyway. *bites knuckles*

Phai [My Dear Gangster Oppa]

I don't fuck with cops. But . . . girl definitely knows how to use handcuffs. And the way she always told Muffin to shut up did things to my sacral chakra that told me that even though I don't fuck with the police, I would 100%, without a doubt, fuck the police(woman).

Proud [7 Project]

This is going to be a theme in this list because I don't just want Proud from 7 Project, who deserved so much better than that horrible story. I want Samantha, the person who played Proud. Sammy has been in everything for a solid decade now. She deserves the lead already, and I deserve to watch her and those beautiful lips of hers make out with another girl again! 2024, do me and my girl right.

Luna [Sleep with Me]

She has problems sleeping. Like an actual medical diagnosis. Not even trying to take away from the seriousness of her condition but . . . I've heard intensive physical activity is good for sleep. I'd be more than willing to test this scientific theory out by fucking all night long. It couldn't be just once though. In order to prove a theory, we'd have to do it a couple of times. I'm great at pulling all-nighters and being an enthusiastic participant for *science*

Cher [GAP]

GAP gave me so many beautiful women, and all of them were mean to Sam. Blessed. But my favorite Mean Girl was Cher. I had her for only a few seconds, but I would leave my SO on vacation if I saw her walking through the resort. Her AND her girlfriend could get it. Call me. Beep me. If you wanna reach me.

Ray [Club Friday]

This bitch was crazy. And I. Loved. It. But playing crazy is apparently what this actress does best.

As Ray, she was wildin' out trying to have a baby between her husband, her husband's boyfriend, and her ex-girlfriend, and as Anthika in Midnight Museum, she was wildin' out trying to resurrect the savior. And you know what? I would proudly stand next to her and commit queer wrongs every day instead of demanding she come to her senses if it meant she was making me come every night. Ooookay.

Mayris [The Sign]

Is she open to a two-night stand with a girl? I don't know, but I'm sure the hell gonna try to persuade her.

Ink [Bad Buddy]

There is a reason everyone loved her in that show. In Magic of Zero, Pa was trying her damndest to get Ink to remember her, and girl, same. If I had a girl like Ink, I would be the brattiest bitch. I'd pout until she gave me all of her attention. I'd be pissy if she even looked at someone else. I'd want her all to myself and she'd have to lose her job because I'd keep her in the bed ALL DAY. Well, not the bed. We could pull a Pat and Pran and fuck on the couch, the kitchen counter, and outside after drinking.

The One to Rule Them All

Sine Inthira, the person, not the character.

I want this woman carnally. She could tell me to shut up in front of my friends and God, and I WOULD DO IT! She could say something that went against all my feminist beliefs, and I would not give one fuck. I would ruin my life for this woman. I would be peak toxic for this woman. Why The Eclipse cast her as the teacher and tried to make me feel bad for Khao's character was the rudest thing to ever happen in my bisexual existence, but I know where my heart lies because I was telling Ayan to shut the fuck up and let my beautiful angel speak.

LOOK AT HER! If y'all ever hear of an American sitting in a Thai jail after chasing after this woman, know that American is me because my ass will not be sane if I see her in person.

I'm only tagging one person in this list of women I want carnally.

💙Daddy💙

@dribs-and-drabbles, I'd love to know who you want helping you break in that bed after you move it in this weekend. You've been so focused on shared clothing when all I want to know is whose do you want to take off.

[punkpandapatrixk]

Full Buck Moon in Capricorn ♦︎ Moon Magick Pick A Card

This Supermoon in Capricorn carries a massive energy that can help us BUILD the foundation of a Life that’s in alignment with our spiritual raison d'être. You certainly didn’t come here to work nine to five and live someone else’s dreams and ideals of what your Life should look like.

A Deer, or Stag, is a very noble spirit animal. It has the ability to shed its antlers annually to grow bigger antlers. Use this Buck Supermoon’s aenergy to deeply, seriously but serenely reflect on your Life’s many events since your last Solar Return (birthday) until now; and be prepared to receive clear guidance, great blessings, and divine alignment doing its thang on your next birthday!

With that intent in mind, this Buck Supermoon has a message to share about reflection, rejuvenation and renewal🦌

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Pile 1 – The First Step Is Now

r e f l e c t I o n – Queen of Cups Rx

This pile is genuinely quite difficult to explain in a succinct manner. But in a manner of speaking, this Pile is… lazy. No wait a minute, I’m not saying you’re entirely at fault. Whatever your background or current situation looks like, you’re being held back from taking the first step towards a Life of genuine spiritual fulfilment. It’s fear, baby. And when people are afraid, there must be a perceived threat to their wellbeing, right?

I think you’ve mostly been afraid of getting your heart broken if you gave your dreams and visions a try. Perhaps you tried before and got disappointed. Perhaps you tried before and got into massive trouble. Whatever happened, I think it’s wise to stay safe as best you can. However, don’t let your dreams die with time.

r e j u v e n a t I o n – 6 of Wands Rx

Even if you can’t change your life overnight, don’t stop dreaming about what you know your heart wants. As they say, ‘If it’s your calling, it’s gonna keep calling you.’ Keep your dreams safely in your heart and stop sharing them with those who don’t share your best interest. The time will come when divine assistance comes to your aid!

In the meantime, continue to study or harness the skills necessary to get to where you wish. The knowledge will come in handy and all your efforts will pay off. The key is to enjoy your process and keep believing that there is a place for you and your talents/interests/visions. There is a reason it’s hard for you to let go of these visions, right?

r e n e w a l – 10 of Pentacles Rx

You’re a multitalented King or Queen, alright? You were born with many natural talents that just need refinement until someone awesome notices your awesome. Keep your vibrations as high as possible. Keep working on the things that matter. This world is surprisingly not as logical as many people think!

Become a vibrational match to the things you want and everything will fall onto your lap effortlessly. Opportunities, people, finances. You are taken care of by your Spirit Guides, remember that. Don’t work too hard, don’t get distracted either; just enjoy your learning process and keep your eye on the prize. Something magical is in the making!

full moon self-care🔻🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘

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Pile 2 – So Talented, So Knowledgeable, What Are You So Afraid Of?

r e f l e c t I o n – King of Wands

I’ll be frank as a fucker LMAO You’re like super talented at so many things; the kind of talented person who gets other people wondering how one person can be so good at many things all at once. What can’t you do, kind of thing. And yet… you’re lacking confidence. How dare you?

You could either be too humble or you’re actually lacking direction. It’s like you don’t really know what good you can do to contribute to the world with these talents that you think are quite subpar. Well, if you think you’re subpar, pick a few of your talents that you think are the most meaningful to yourself, and get good at them. Simple, right?

r e j u v e n a t I o n – Ace of Cups Rx

In spite of your trying to be rational and realistic person, actually, you’re really dreamy and hold an immense capacity for empathy. No matter how intellectually smart you think you are, that intellect is never gonna be better than your intuition. But I think you’ve accumulated wounding in this area of your Life.

I know, this world used to be so unkind towards sensitive and polite people. Is it still?? I think you’ve tried to suppress the more intuitive aspect of yourself for survival. At some point, you decided to become practical and follow the convention, even if not totally, because that’s how the money comes in. But I’m sure you hurt yourself in the process…

r e n e w a l – 10 of Swords

If you’re hurting right now, please know it’s because your heart is wanting something different. Or maybe you simply want more. Something more that will give real spiritual meaning to all of the hard work you’ve been so devoted to. You’re yearning for a sense of belonging but your current endeavours aren’t giving you that. You’re damn tired of feeling invisible.

People say, talented people are always haunted by their potentials. So, how about this? You become that badass that chases those potentials instead? LMAO If you’re honest, really be honest with yourself, would your priorities look different now? Perhaps you want think of something, at least one thing, that needs changing before your birthday comes up…

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Pile 3 – Stop Breathing Life into Every Limitation You’ve Perceived

r e f l e c t I o n – Page of Cups Rx

Pretty baby, you have not been allowing yourself to believe! You’re like Sophie from Howl’s Moving Castle! She believes she’s ordinary, plain, and rather ugly in comparison to her bubbly kawaii younger sister, and that is the reason she keeps looking like a 90 yo grandma throughout the movie, even though in reality she’s a witch more powerful than the Witch of the Wasteland!

Her thoughts about herself kept the curse in place. Tch. How dare you not think of yourself as the prettiest, most talented baby out there! You are literally the cutest bad witch who can create realities with just a thought. Might as well think the best thoughts about yourself~ Do you want your world to sparkle or not?✨

r e j u v e n a t I o n – 4 of Cups

Be honest. You’re through with a dull existence, right? You actually dream in TECHNICOLOR, right? So there’s no reason you should settle for a monochromatic Life. If you can dream it, you can have it. I didn’t make the rules, that is the Law of the abundant Universe. If you can dream it, you can blast open a pathway! Yep.

So stop giving life to every single thing you’ve perceived as a limitation. Not your birth circumstances; not your financial status; not your skin colour, hair texture or any of those secondary things. Regroup yourself; sit down and take a deep breath; and then decide. Just take that first step and see what happens when you start believing in yourself. You’re a wizard, Harry!

r e n e w a l – Knight of Cups

I’m sure you’ve a handful of hobbies that are rather artistic. Whatever artistic might mean to you on a personal level. Don’t be shy about indulging in them. The more you indulge the more you will remember yourself. The more you indulge the more inspired you become, invigorated you feel. If that makes you feel good, keep doing that because that’s what you’re meant to be doing.

Who decided that living Human Life must be all about hard work at dull things and responsibilities over things that don’t actually matter? Choose your battles wisely, baby. Life can be as hard or as effortless as you believe it. This world, after all, is just the dream of a butterfly~🦋

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[mazeinthemiroh]

hihi, I just read the scenario for ateez with an s/o whose personality is similar to another member and I lived it so much,,, I was wondering if it was okay to request scenarios or hcs about going to the gym together with each member?👉🏻👈🏻

ateez when their s/o goes to the gym with them

genre: headcanons; general, crack

word count: 0.7k

warnings: none

author's notes: thanks for your request sweetie. i hope this is what you meant but please let me know if i misinterpreted because i am super tired and it's very likely that i might have 😭

hongjoong

sharing a gym space with you allows hongjoong to step into flirty territory

he uses the equipment around him to make himself alluring ✨

i mean we all know he works on his chest the most so have fun with that one i'm totally not jealous ahaha i'm fine with this

but mostly it's kinda fun and carefree with him. he doesn't take the gym too seriously to be honest

will probably end up just chatting with you on the treadmill, both of you walking at a leisurely pace and using the time to catch up and talk about life

seonghwa

he persuades you to join like a yoga class or something

lists all the benefits of the class and pretends he's a professional when really his knowledge was all down to research he did in the middle of the night

the class is actually a lot more harder than he thought so he regrets even making you do it in the first place

so after bending in places he didn't know could bend, he's very much ready to take his leave and go get a maccies or smth

yunho

literally just goofs around the whole time

like... what did you expect?

if you thought this was going to be a serious gym session, please think again

this man literally does anything to make you laugh, and when he is in one of those giggly moods there's literally no stopping him, even at a public place like a gym

the type to sing 'row row row your boat' whilst on the rowing machine 💀 like you cannot take him anywhere

he's so unserious, pls

yeosang

he's like a humble bragger

will subtly flex and show off his arms to you, perhaps by using weights or resistance bands to work his biceps and triceps and really define their look

and then be all shy and giggly about like 'ahahha i'm so cute and shy but also very very hot please touch my arms uwu'

i can't with him-

he's actually a massive tease, idk if you can tell already

just so coy in like the best way possible, and he doesn't even mean to act like it. that's just who he is

san

he's not as subtle as yeosang is, that's for sure

we've got another flirty boy over here

he loves the attention he gets and he lives for compliments. words of affirmation is his thang, after all

so he will definitely show off in front of you and have no shame in doing so!

will probably go a step too far and lift really heavy weights that he can't actually lift and will probably pull a muscle or something 💀

then you'll have to support him as he limps his way out of the gym. hopefully he would've learned his lesson by that point

mingi

mingi is so touchy at the gym omg

he loves watching you working out regardless like it's just so satisfying for him

and then he will show off what he can do for you, within reason

but usually he likes working out with you and seeing if he can lend a hand in anyway

and between water breaks, despite being hot and sweaty, he's all over you, whether that's leaning on you when his breathing hard when really he just wants a hug, or anything else that he does

he loves spending time with you regardless so he is more than happy to invite you to the gym every time he thinks of going!

wooyoung

is so competitive omg, and for no reason???

like you might just be minding own business when he pulls up on the treadmill next to you and goes a pace higher than what you're doing

so then you go faster than him to challenge him

and then he goes faster than you

and so on

until yall are sprinting on that thing until one of you concedes to the other

depending on how stubborn you are, you could be running for a long while

just be sure to bring some water because you're gonna need it afterwards

jongho

jongho obviously is very strong and can quite easily lift most weights at the gym

he still likes to challenge himself though so he may try even heavier weights that he hasn't tried before

usually sticks to his own thing and leaves you to it

but if you ask him for help, he can be a very good personal trainer

will teach you how to do certain things you're unsure about or tell you how to do things safely so you don't hurt yourself or pull a muscle

he loves being able to help you in this way

[gayashawol]

shinee having sex with a bbc for the first time ✨💎 imagine 💎✨

CW // THIS CONTENT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR THOSE UNDER 18!!!! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!!!

onew 💚:

- would start comparing your dick with his

- “dang- finally some fine ass meat-”

- he can’t wait to put that thang inside his ass

- he’s definitely going to be bouncing, his legs would give up in pleasure

- “ummmm yesssssss i want all of it in-”

- wants to be cummed all over his cock and butt”

- he’s not sure but he might try it again!

jonghyun ❤️:

- he needs some time to digest what he’s seeing

- “awh man, i gotta do every single inch??”

- happily gives you a sloppy head

- “but seriously, would that destroy my hole?”

- gets an emotional restart as soon as your dick goes inside of him

- couldn’t resist the urge to moan out loud as he felt the dick squishing and rearranging his organs

- tells you to cum on his back and/or cum on his mouth

- definitely wants to go again-

key 🩷:

- isn’t super new to big cocks so he’s an amateur (dubulge)

- would go straight for head, but realises that it’s quite big for his mouth

- “wow- this is so big- korean guys could never-”

- takes his time to deepthroat, but he eventually does it

- would beg to be fucked as soon as you declare that you’re fully hardened

- he makes it in with a fast start, but then he slows down, feeling his hole opening up. takes a break, then goes again. repeats until all inches are inside.

- he’s on fours, jerking in the same beat as you while whining and screaming.

- he gets very tight, so you get a hard time thrusting inside without climaxing a little earlier than you should-

- you could’ve asked him where you wanted to cum, but he turned into a cumdump

- it was the best sex he ever had, and he’s never going back once he goes black

minho 💙:

- he looks at it, then looks at your face

- still confused

- confused again

- he licks it to see if it’s real… then touches it… then flicks it to watch it bounce

- “this is HUGE- how do i start?”

- he tries to give head, but he almost gags

- he eventually goes to suck your tip while giving a handjob

- is too scared to put the cock inside of him

- he closes his eyes as your cock slides inside

- he grunts loudly, growls when he’s about to bust

- might not do bbc again, or probably will. (he prefers dubulge)

taemin 💛:

- would fumble in his speech upon his gaze

- tries to give it a go by licking the tip

- “why is it moving so much???”

- he LOVES being throat fucked (and may or may not had a lot of practice with onew)

- it takes a while, but he eventually goes nearly all the way to your balls

- could feel his hole opening, whines while feeling your cock grow 2x its size

- scratches a pillow so hard out of pleasure that he accidentally rips it open (go off catboy ig-)

- wants to be bitten as it helps with the pleasure

- whines when he’s about to cum and begs for you to cum deep inside him

- he gives your cock kisses, reassuring that he will be back for more

they dancing because they really like your long subway footlong lol

come back next time for…

✨💎 shinee bbc group sex! 💎✨

anywho, i need to reconsider my life… until next time! byeee!

[cottoncandylesbo]

there is seriously something wrong with my brain i can't get enough of sphynx cats. those things activate some long buried neuron that just starts screaming "NOURISH THAT POOR THANG!!!"

like... look at this guy. he's got a little sweater cuz he don't got hairs to warm him. fuck yes

[strikersexhaver]

Hi!

Since requests are open, I thought I'd give it a try! So far, I've only saw 1-2 fics with the similar concept. Can I request headcanons for Striker x Male Angel Reader? I thought it'd be interesting since know we know how angels look like (Canonically: Adam and there are two concept art pictures of two angel sisters: Emily and Sera).

(A/N) Okay so! I’m not sure if Emily and Sera are canon. Because when I looked for them it was “Hazbin Hotel: Journey to the Light” which I think was a very popular fan fiction? I’m not sure though. Regardless, I got you covered though!

I used some personal headcanons, to make it easier / flow more smoothly. It also worked as a ‘angel who’s pretty much a runt and got kicked out’

Striker X Male Angel!S/O

Like most demons, during the aftermath of an exorcist. Striker was in the pride on grabs for leftover angelic weaponry.

It’s not that he liked the spears that they used, oh no no, he was a gunman through and through.

It’s simply that the metals from these leftover weapons can create other holy weapons. Such as his guns, for his job it was crucial to have these. As demonic royalty (and overlords) cannot die (or die again) without certain holy weaponry.

But what he was not expecting to find was an angel that was left behind, you were attempting and failing to conjure a portal back.

It was depressing watching you fail back and forth, but unfortunately Striker wasn’t here to pity.

He wanted your weapon plus- you were distracted so perfect opportunity.

Quietly sneaking up behind you and slipping your weapon with something else he ran.

You didn’t even notice as you were so annoyed, pissed that you couldn’t go back.

It was only until you looked around and noticed the weight in your hand was gone, you let out a sigh.

You usually were supposed to drop these weapons anyway, but you brought your own.

Your own weapon you spent too much time investing in, so you had to go and get it regardless.

The only thing you saw of him was a cowboy silhouette and the only thing that came to mind was Wrath, you’ve heard that those who live there are much more akin to southern people on Earth.

You tracked him down, all the way back to his lair to find him dissembling your weapon, pissed you were at the discovery.

He was surprised you followed him, found it amusing an angel being so caught up on a demon went this far. But he used this as a chance to see how good angels really were at fighting.

He was proved right, you were good at what you did. But he was a bit surprised, you didn’t seem like too much of an elite angel. You were on his level but that’s it.

He was intrigued, so he teased you and stopping trying with you practically becoming a casual

Even flirting with you saying things like-

“What’s a handsome thang’ like ya’ self doin’ all this far out in hell?” His tail swished with interest, with an amused grin.

“Heh, I thought y’all were supposed to fuckin’ hate hell-“

It was clear he wasn’t taking you all that seriously, he figured you were left behind.

You were trying not to respond till you got some upper hand- yet to no avail.

He pissed you off.

He noticed and kept fucking around with you, belittling you in comments jokingly.

At one point you even laughed at them, not even taking them offensively.

You started to flirt back in a way that was demeaning in the eyes of your angelic peers from above.

During this fight your feathers fell off, not from the pressure but the fact you were flirting with a demon, maybe the older angels would claim it’s because you both are men.

But for some reason, you did not care. You already got left behind by your fellow angels so- what was the point anymore?

You two started hitting it off, a withering angel on the way to being fallen and a rattlesnake-imp of a cowboy.

He took you out instead of fighting with you, he flirted with you while taking the two of you to a bar.

“So’ why’d ya’ get kicked out?” he said while drinking a shot of whiskey.

You denied being kicked out, as your feathers fell.

He shrugged it off, what was clear to him clearly wasn’t to you.

Until you noticed your wings dropped, your back light and nothing was able to lift you off your feet anymore.

You clutched your shoudler as you turned to see your now gone wings.

Striker had a smirk on his face

“See? Ya’ got left alone suga’” he kept drinking and looked at you with a smirk.

A look of shock was on your face till realization hit, yeah you fully got left behind purposefully. And fully alone- besides the half-imp besides you of course.

Striker on the other hand, used this to his advantage he was able pry out the information on where Angels dropped their weapons in hell from you.

And other, miscellaneous things that would help him out

He did start to like you, eventually, he smiled around you. He got you to assist him on his jobs, furthering your downfall to hell.

[purpurussy]

Saw you asking about ywgttn - it's probably above your pay grade yeah I thought it was a bit MH 101, it's probably helpful for someone who deals with anxiety or depression but not anything else. But I do think the tone of it is pretty good, personally I cannot fucking stand those trite saccharine "you deserve to be gentle with yourself!" type books, and ywgttn is very much in dans usual voice. like typical Dan "turns out making a joke out of your poor mental health is actually a terrible coping mechanism, don't do what I did!" Sort of voice. I do actually think he did a pretty good job with the tone, not making it too heavy or deep while also taking everything seriously. But yeah if you're experienced in dealing with poor mental health it's probably not something you'd find useful.

Because it's so clearly his voice I do remember thinking I wanted more of his personal anecdotes from it, but it makes more sense that it's not about him, tbh. Plus that would be quite personal. Theres some stuff about his life in there but not much that we as fans of his YouTube channel wouldn't have already learned.

I'm really glad people are sharing their thoughts on ywgttn! I was looking up reviews a while ago when I was trying to decide whether to buy the new paperback version, and I found a reddit thread where people had a very different opinion which put me off a bit, but it also seems from what I can tell that dnp reddit became a bit toxic a couple of years ago (someone in the comments on the post I found said that it had become a "dan hating zone" during the hiatus), so I think that might be why.

The reddit phannies had a big issue with the tone (calling it "condescending" mainly), and claimed that he was giving dangerous/unhealthy advice, although yeah I think this was due to a specific kind of mysterious brain rot which seemed to take over phan reddit a few years ago. I just found the thread again and someone claimed that he was telling his "13-17-year old audience" (which firstly is like. are the 13 year olds in the room with us now) to rely on sex/masturbation as an unhealthy coping mechanism. But I saw the page about sex/masturbation posted earlier today, and what he said was "doing something relaxing, for example having an orgasm and putting your phone away, can help you sleep better" which is like fair enough, I think a lot of people would agree. But this person seemed to think he said "hey kids, did you know that the ONLY way to achieve good mental health is by JORKIN THAT THANG 24/7" so yeah I decided I'm gonna take the reddit opinions with a big old grain of salt lmfaooo. Your assessment of the tone seems a lot more appealing.

Your last paragraph did get me wondering if there was a bit of a marketing dilemma with ywgttn. I assume they had a market segment in mind of people who are already fans and are familiar with Dan and his humor and vibes, and I wonder if it was tricky to strike a balance between appealing to phannies who want more comedy and juicy personal anecdotes from him, while at the same time also appealing to a wider audience who might not know anything about him (or care about his life/get his comedy like we do) and are genuinely reading it as a self-help book. There's a risk of appealing to nobody if you're trying to make something that appeals to everyone, but it seems like he pulled it off!

Sorry I yapped a bit here lmao. Thanks for sharing your thoughts, I think I'll give it a go based on what you guys have said! (if nothing else I'm curious now, also someone said in the tags earlier today that it helps to parasocially listen to Dan specifically telling you to take care of your mental health, even if you've heard it before, and I think that might be the case for me too dshlsgkhlg)

[im-am-not-a-weenie]

🍓The gang with a plus-sized reader who has body issues 🍓

Gn reader with Arthur,John,Sean,Hosea,and Dutch see end for an

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🍓Arthur Morgan

At first he doesn’t get it. How can someone so pretty feel ugly?

But once you explain it to him, he’s nothing but supportive.

He’ll encourage you to eat meals if you’ve been skipping meals. He doesn’t scold you or try to make you upset, he’ll just explain why you need to take better care of yourself.

He compliments you more and makes sure to tell you how much he loves you and your body.

“Y’know you sure are a lovely thing darlin.” “Aaarrrrttthhhuuurr” “What? I didn’t say nothin’ but the truth.”

No matter what, he’ll love and support you and try to help you through your struggles.

🍓John Marston

John isn’t the most observant person in the world, (some might call him oblivious) so it takes him a while to notice what’s wrong. When he does, he doesn’t know what to say.

He approaches you like he would a wild animal….No like seriously.

“John….Why are you walking like that?” “Like what?” “Like, you're creeping towards me.”

He asks why you’ve been saying bad things about yourself -joking or not- and says how he’d noticed that you don’t eat like you used to.

So you explain to him. You probably would need to explain it a couple times for him to fully understand, but as soon as he does he hugs you and tells you how beautiful you are.

🍓Sean McGuire

It’s starts off as you making jokes. At first he laughs, but over time he realizes how often your jokes are self deprecating.

One day he asks you about it, and asks if you’re really joking or if you really feel that way.

When he finds out you’re not fully joking, he’ll ask why you’d talk about yourself like that.

Every time you joke about it, he’ll replace your negative comments with a positive one.

“How dare you speak about the love of my life like that!” “Sean, all I said was I could afford to skip a meal.” “Exactly, those are fightin words right there. Next time you talk about my love like that, I’ll start swinging.”

He’ll make sure you know he loves you, and he’ll keep his jokes about you at a minimum. You know it’s out of love. He also tries to be more sensitive around you.

🍓Hosea Matthews

As quite the actor he is, he can tell when you’re acting too.

“Hi love, how’s the day treating you?” “I’m fine, Hosea.” “That’s interesting, now why don’t you tell me what’s really wrong?”

He won’t push if you really don’t want him too, but he’ll listen if you decide to tell him what’s wrong.

He won’t try and give you advice or input if you don’t want it, but he will tell you how much he loves you the whole time!

He loves to hug you from behind and whisper how much he loves you in your ear, and how beautiful you are.

He’ll validate your feelings and won’t make fun of you when you tell him you start to feel this way again.

🍓Dutch Van Der Linde

Now let’s get one thing straight, Dutch is truly a romantic when it comes to you. He worships the ground you walk on, so when you tell him you don’t like your body, he’ll list the reasons why he loves you.

“Reason 53, your eyes are to die for.” “Dutch we’ve been here for an hour!” “Now now, sweet thang don’t interrupt me. I only have 118 more reasons to go.”

Plus, he loves his partner a little on the thick side. (My guy is the definition of a thigh man.)

Loves to tell you how beautiful you are, or in his words, “magnificent” or how “words can’t describe how beautiful you are.”

“Hey Dutch, do you think this outfit is tighter than the last time I wore it?” “Nonsense! You look wonderful no matter what you wear.”

Hey y’all I just wanted to say THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LOVE and that thank you for getting one of my works to 300+ notes that’s means a lot to me and for 60 followers sorry for being gone for so long my best friend just passed recently and my school work has been piled up and I haven’t found it in me to write so I hope y’all enjoy this is my first fic back so I’m sorry if it’s rusty and I’ll be taking requests again and will try to get back on a schedule once again thank you for my lovely beta reader and in finally got to do a crazy an yay I hope y’all have a good week bye!!!

[mega-punani]

You just dropped a ton of really interesting AUs and my lil ol' heart can't take it!! Please tell us more? OwO Maybe how the Mafia skellies in the one where you saved goopy old man gaster first react to meeting y/n?

AWWWW YEAHHHH. I kinda got a rough idea of what meeting everyone would look like?

First contact(?):

You had just saved this goopy man from being turned into road kill, and now, you are sitting in his giant mansion. As one does, of course.

You could feel your hands tremble slightly as you picked up the expensive tea cup. Sitting across from you is the same old gentleman that you have so graciously saved, sipping on the tea as relaxed as he could be.

It's not that you regret saving him. It's just that you regret talking to him afterward. He had invited you to his home, offering to make you a meal, and you, thinking he was some wholesome grandpa, followed along happily. And now, you were in the home of the infamous Don Gaster.

You could feel your lifespan get shorter as his sons start walking into the room and seating themselves across from you...

Sans: "Who's da kid?"

Sans being the information man that he is, knows you perfectly well. (Y/N)(L/N), the waiter at the diner that's always runnin around taking orders in his side of Ebott city. You are always seen with disheveled hair and a stained apron tiredly walking to and from work. He had seen you around a couple of times, even thought of hiring you as an informant, but,,, he wouldn't want a cute doll like you to get tussle.

Papyrus: "POOR HUMAN! FATHER LEAVE THE THEM OUT OF THIS MESS."

Papyrus has a very strict "no bystanders policy." If you are innocent, in the wrong place in the wrong time, or just pulled in by his brothers, Papyrus will not hurt you. In this case, a poor human has done them an immense favor by saving their father. And instead of just giving you some money and sending you on your way, Gaster is practically keeping you hostage! All he could feel is pity for the cute, little human.

Blue: "MWEH HEH! WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?"

Blue is excited as high hell. A competition with his brothers? There was no way he was going to miss that. But of course, it all comes to halt when his father mentions them becoming a spouse. HWAT? HE'S NOT PREPARED TO GET MARRIED! THAT THOUGHT HADN'T EVEN ENTERED HIS SKULL!? But now that he took a good look at them, they were awfully charming. He wouldn't mind seeing them more often, of course, only if they would let him.

Stretch: "Heh, this is goin ta be a mess..."

Stretch can already foresee some future problems. Not only were his brothers incredibly competitive for the head honcho seat, now there's a terrified human in the mix. And buddy, Stretch did not like humans. There were so many of those racist fucks crawling around the city and he had seen way to many hate crimes taking a simple walk. But... you seemed alright.

Red: “Awwwww, lil’ sweethearts terrified!”

Red is having the time of his life. There was no way that his old man was giving up his entire legacy for some human. Right? When it finally sets in, he begins to take it a bit more seriously. No worries at all! He can totally woo this lil thang, no problem! He'll be your big, bad, prince charming.

Edge: "WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THIS!?"

Edge has lived his life with professionalism. This was a whole new territory for him, and he did not like a single second of it. Sure, you're his type and sure, he would treat you like royalty if you were his spouse. BUT YOU WEREN'T! In fact, you were standing in his way...

Cinnamon: "Oh dear..."

Cinnamon has run into you before. You were coming out of work, he had assumed as you were quite a mess. You were extremely tired, so tired that you didn't even see him when. After crashing into him, you profusely apologized and handed him his cane, unfazed by his rather fearsome appearance. He liked that polite smile you gave him then rather than that fearful look you have now.

Bear: "..."

Bear remembered faintly. You were the one his brother was (secretly) excited about. You didn't look all that impressive... You did look quite cute. He wondered what your reaction to him would be.

[basedkikuenjoyer]

Mystery Scientist Theatre

First things first, the cover. Yes it intrigues me. Kicking off our cover serial in Wano which could do so many things. One thing I always pointed out was Kiku being left with the ambiguous ending potentially sets you up well for that. But what we have so far is very vague, very symbolic, very worthy of its own post. With that out of the way, 1109 is very fine and it has some things I like...but it's kinda short and feels like it's lining things up for after the break. Starting with the natural conclusion to where we left off:

Yeah yeah shifting to bad guys trying to stop the broadcast. Keeps us on the island for a bit. Perfect excuse to set up another cutaway if we are doing a Rashomon...Toei you better Interdimensional Cable this bit of the Vegapunks trying to fill ten minutes. I want the full version unredacted, it has to be comedy gold. Good job Shaka, you managed to posthumously give us another hurdle here on Egghead. Now we gotta protect the broadcast. Aaaaaand deal with five spooky hell demons!

We somehow escalated again. The pattern seems to be we do that then pull away. All while our big iron buddy still hasn't done his thang...

Short one because the chapter does kinda speak for itself. But I liked this. First, it's just cool that we do show relative time zones. I don't think we ever have before. Is this why Water 7 is often left out of worldwide reactions? Were they too sleepy? Amazing. We also get the lil secretary girl! Who we have met in cover serial format before but this is her intro to the mainline narrative. That said...given we'll need to dig into an intriguing cover story tomorrow worth mentioning her appearance like Moda and what we do with Pudding is another sign those are coming around and being less distinct from the main story.

But seriously, Alice you are so cute I just want to give you a big hug and have you as my own secretary. Are you trying to be the queen of the administrative assistants? Because you're well on your way. For what it's worth too...look how quick we shifted to protecting a global announcement and dealing with enemies that can't just be smacked around around this lil capable girlie taking care of everything already. That's all very much in our wheelhouse. Cool lil scene.

[defensivelee]

potential AU where they're all clocks

alright here goes. this was pretty vague so i hope you like it 😭

-this AU would probably best be told as a horror/whump game

-it's a bit like YTD in that they all appear to be sentient AIs living in huge metal clock thangs except uh oh!! they aren't AI those are just souls. of very angry ghosts. where my fnaf fans at eyy

-Marly is the only human. i think he's there as a clock technician man or some shit? idk, he was just hired for this, he was not paid enough for the clock ghost with huge jaws and claws to become obsessed with him

-the clocks would probably move with a bunch of messy wires they've accumulated over the years and they would crawl like spiders. William specifically doesn't have all his limbs yet and just drags himself forward with one arm

and nsfw warning bc im nuts

-the nsfwhump would be insane. lots and lots of hypnosis with the ticking, i think Marly would enjoy that a lot. theres this specific image in my head of like him trying to oil the clock's parts but he's kind of trapped in the gears and it's all slippery and wet and he's so so so sleepy n stupid looking grinding on em bc he's either all drugged up or hypnotized... i think the game would not take itself too seriously and you could either play it as a horror game or a dating simulator LMAO

nsfw warning over

actually i had lots of fun with this as a certified asexual robotfucker, thank you for the ask helium ^^!!

[nightswithkookmin]

Hey Goldy!

I read your interesting take on why there seems to me sm Jikookery in official ot7 content and I have to say I agree. They are magnets and can't seem to be able to be away from eo or avoid looking at eo for 2 minutes

Must do whatever this was

Satellite Jikook magnets

Must give piggy back rides

So I feel like even the editors have come to the conclusion that if they were to cut Jikookery, Jimin and JK simply wouldn't make it onto official content. 🤔

Not only will there be no JM JK content in official ot7 contents, there wouldn't be any content AT ALL

Cos a lot of the time the behind scenes are just members staring at jikook while they do their thang

Suga always rides solo in the back of contents every chance he gets with his phone texting min Holly or whomever he be texting

At this point I'm just gonna say he be watching porn in between takes cos aint no way anything is more interesting than the clowns he works with

Hobi laughs too much for anyone to take him seriously

This one is too quirky with the dad jokes

Too brainy

Funny dude but I swear this one has nothing to say to us😭😭😭

And it does take him a while to get it up😆

He the type of guy who would just fuck you each time you open your mouth to say something- baby I- bam wam take it take it

Dady I- do you want ice cream? I can make you a sandwich. Okay pack your bags we going to Disneyland 😭😭😭😭😭😭

When all you wanted to say to him was he has a bug in his hair 😭😭😭😭😭

Seriously though, I remember feeling some type of way whenever Suga would say X member is the funniest of late. Jimin. Or Tae or even JK.

And I remember feeling so frustrated when JM said he hated feeling like an entertainer rather than a singer or musician.

Ppl don't realize the toll the roles they're assigned has on them.

And while we are on the subject, I want to say Fuck you to those who dragged me for saying JK learning English is his way of providing support for Namjoon to take some of the pressure off.

Even though he had explicitly said so himself, people like to dismiss everything as over analysis or obsessions or us thinking too much about things

But years later and here we are with Namjoon complaining about how tiring his role as leader was being the spokesman for his mates

Jimin sang sick and tired but I don't wanna mess up. Why is that?? He's always trying to be there for others, to give them strength and motivation and encouragement and ideas.

These people shoulder a lot of responsibilities in their bid to bring us quality content.

And while it's easy for some people to just carve a space on set for themselves like Suga jumping on his phone and unwinding, jikook can't get such privilege because the camera crew will legit find them. Doesn't matter if they are at the back of a track chilling in between takes and taking personal selfcas, or are on a couch smooching, or are just behind a monitor observing the commercial they just shot.

They never catch a break.

Even when they wanna hold hands they gotta make sure they aren't being filmed. They are forced into a constant alert mode lest the cameras pick on something they don't want to share with the world. It's exhausting.

So yea, I dare hybe to cut Jikook out of contents.

Let's see Memories flourish without them

[shoko-komi]

The Komi Report - Communication 430

This week on Komi Can't Communicate:

A hushed crowd...

...a clash of titans...

...and an old rival.

Read it: Viz Media (North America Exclusive) Mangadex (Dead, but there’s the backlog) Mangakakalot

Look how battle damaged Fuki became between chapters

End of 429:

Start of 430:

Seconds apart, in fiction. This is what getting your thang crushed does to person.

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Komi vigorously shaking her pom poms is a light shining in the darkness of Fuki's struggle. Unbelievably cute. I don't believe it (the cuteness).

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this bit specifically strikes me right in the heart; thinking about all the times I've felt like a useless fumbling bumbler just as Fuki does right now...

He worked so hard... he worked harder than anyone in the race just to keep up... he gave everything he had for dead last... Fuki is literally a hero and that's not a joke. Give him a medal fr.

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This thought is entirely tangential but I love jealous Komi... she emerged fully during the study camp (her brief feud with Kawai) but otherwise only appears in little gags like this.

When Komi shows the side of herself that's angry, stubborn, jealous, possessive, domineering, any of those juicy, more or less "negative" qualities... I love to see that. I have a bloodlust that must be sated.

Komi should kill someone and enjoy it (not really) (but really) (but not really) (I'm just joking) (am I???) (I am.) (heh...) (heh hehehehe)

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Kometani in this panel. He's such a little guy.

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*Beautiful dream. Also that tank top. Talk about slay

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They look like they're making out...

That's what I'm sayin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Komi is The Looker. Komi is The Perceiver. No one is safe from her big round eyes and all-encompassing gaze.

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Yadano has never looked so serious... I mean, she's looked comedically serious but never dramatically seriously serious. Tbh the look in her eye is almost enough to give me chills...

It looks like Netsuno being gone doesn't mean that Komi is free from competition! Could this be the ultimate climax of Komi's secret rivalry with Yadano?? A rivalry so secret that even Komi didn't know about it?????

Yadano has been a favourite of mine since the first appearance of her Benujit Spopo food stand, so I'm super keen for the next chapter!!

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Thank you for reading! I'll see you next week!