Bruh, I kept seeing that post about mama bear from the Berenstain Bears being 27 years so I went and checked to see if it was actually true…Well, it is but I also learned that papa bear is canonically 39 years old, which wouldn't be that disturbing except for the fact that their eldest son is 10-11 years old (!!!) and now I'm genuinely grossed out
people act like being intentionally whimsical is inherently more annoying than being intentionally serious but why. suppose my temper is just naturally whimsical.
going to make a webcomic about a horrifically abused young woman who is sold into marriage to One Direction a king/duke/knight. She's scared of her new husband (who is three to four times her size and has eight individual abs), but also is slowly falling in love with him because he is the nicest man she's ever met (doesn't beat her and feeds her several times a day 👍)
ummmmm I guess there should be a plot so like... maybe there's a dragon? or idk really I've been mainly focusing on the smut part 🤷♀️
anyway she's suuuuuper plain and skinny because her family only fed her moldy bread and also she looks like this in every single panel:
my shimamatsu artbook came in so i finally got to see the rest of the unreleased teacher set...
scans of gym teacher oso from this set can be found here!
choro's a math teacher, which i feel like is pretty fitting for her. they drew her very cute, peak froggy expression.
ichi's a science teacher, like in teacher matsu merch by movic. he's also setting a bad example for his students by wearing open-toed shoes which is against standard lab safety rules, for shame smh.
jyushi is an art teacher! very cute, he's definitely fitting the bill of the zany art teacher stereotype.
totty's an english teacher. he's really meant it when he said he doesn't want to work bc he's giving us NOTHING in that awakened art. his outfits are very cute, though.
" gee, mj. where's kara? wasn't he the one you were the most curious about? " wELL. i waited to share him last bc...
when i tell you that i opened to this page in art book to find this set, saw kara, and then immediately closed the book...
he's a japanese / literature teacher, which i do think fits. ( still such a missed opportunity to have him as a music teacher... ) * puts my face in my hands * he's such a dork.
i don’t know if the enemy of the world will be the last lost episode ever found
but what i do know is that someone’s nan in the late 60’s saw patrick troughton as ramón salamander on her tv one saturday night and said you know what we should tape this one