#sexy Beatrice

[brenshor]

Librarian Bea Au

[lovelydialeonard]

🔥.

[rainymonday126]

I really love this for them ❤

[archivesofnostalgia]

can we take a moment to appreciate how hot it was whenever ava silva spoke a foreign language in the show with her cute accents? her speaking german and spanish took the breath outta me djdjdj 🙇🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

[yeahbumbleby]

#hey your gf saw you chatting people up from across the bar and she really dislikes the vibes

[charybdisrevenge]

Beatrice Gasperini

[hislittleraincloud]

I'm trying to combine all three files for the MG fic, and hoping that I don't fucking forget to put all the scenes in there like I want them to be.

The word count is 12,305 atm and uh...the main 🍆 hasn't even gone in there yet. And while I trust my best fangirls in that they love long fics, I'm curious what others think about long fics like this.

I'm writing every night on this, so don't @ me about publication dates, I want to get it out soon, preferably before February is up, but it just really depends on how much I can write without falling asleep on myself. Which I did earlier...

[yebikey]

[kaisollisto]

Fuck it we do it scared, we do it ugly

[jomarchswritingjacket]

remember that post that was like “the only sexy shakespeare characters are puck, lady macbeth, and mercutio” and op said explicitly said hamlet isn’t sexy and everyone lost their shit and fought and debated hamlet’s sexiness in the tags???

well…

this is the post btw

[beautifulsoulcollector]

[daisychainsandbowties]

contributing to the autistic beatrice & lilith agenda, bealil are just the “me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic” meme except they’re both autistic and the bad bitches

i've literally been thinking about this all day u are so right i mean separately they both have so much game. good god. but also 0 swag.

we have lilith who is being mostly accidentally rude to everyone & so profoundly touch-starved she looks thirsty even in comparison to tantalus. she has that ianthe tridentarius flair for the dramatic which is an almost inexplicably cringefail kind of drama. like just a mythically bad sense of when it's the appropriate time to do or say literally anything.

she's hot but there's absolutely no point to it because she pretty much only excels at dragging around dead things (including herself in that category) and being a Massive Fucking Problem for No Reason

meanwhile we have beatrice. the kind of person who grows up thinking that if heaven exists it's definitely just a really big library with a buffet table (in her case, this buffet table is stocked with little chocolate pudding cups and very cold water).

she knows Facts & it's lilith's problem because nothing makes beatrice happier than 1. hitting things and 2. info-dumping sotto voce & lilith is amazing at 1. being hit with things and 2. sitting there listening to beatrice talk.

so the batshit bullshit they have going on is just ridiculously compatible

but also when you put them together the Dumb Bitch language barrier is so absolute that they both end up swagless and pathetic and wet with blood but also utterly convinced that the other person has been bamboozled out of recognising their innate Badness.

bealil is incredible because it's like no they cannot talk to each other but no they don't NEED to talk to each other. these bitches are psychically linked they have history they were ex-girlfriends before they were girlfriends. beatrice is good at talking and blind to her own needs but hyper-aware of lilith's. meanwhile lilith is BAD TERRIBLE AWFUL at talking but good at listening (to beatrice, only) and again could be bleeding from the eyes and not notice but is capable of gauging with one glance how many hours of sleep beatrice has had.

what i'm saying is that beatrice is the library and lilith is the buffet table and they don't really think that heaven exists anymore but they've kind of blundered their way into making a heaven out of each other and it's really just girlfailure central but also they're fucking profoundly good for each other and also yes they're also both wearing the 'me and the bad bitch i pulled by being swagless and autistic' shirt

[ifyoulovelegs]

Beatrice Chirita

[psychoteacher90]

Okay, I am watching s01e08 of Warrior Nun.

I get the avatrice ship now. It's not even subtle. 😂 Whew! I am getting butterflies for them!

[prettybarefeetgirls-blog]

[yebikey]