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greenhouse-seven · 4 months
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Summertime is full of long, hot, sultry days, and at Greenhouse Seven we plan to take full advantage by celebrating with our first ever fest!
Behind the Greenhouse: A Sexy Summer Fest
How it Works @starlingflight and @merlinsbudgiesmugglers have chosen thirty of their favourite spicy tropes to inspire you. Perhaps your favourite canon couple enjoys a bit of roleplay, or find themselves with only one bed available. Whichever prompt you choose, make it as spicy as you like. 
To Participate Select your favourite tropes and submit this form. 
Important Dates ☀️Claiming opens: Today!
☀️Claiming Closes: July 15th
☀️Submission Deadline: July 22nd
☀️Fest Begins: July 31st
Rules 1. Submissions must focus on Canon Couples (See FAQs for what counts as Canon Compliant) but can be in both Canon and AU settings
2. Tropes can be claimed by more than one person
3. Fics and Fanart are both encouraged!
4. Fic submissions should be at least 200 Words - there is no maximum on word count
5. This sexy fest is strictly adults only - no content featuring minors
6. Beta’s are highly encouraged! If you don’t have anyone to beta for you, feel free to come join Greenhouse Seven on Discord! There are plenty of people who can help out.
FAQs
🌶️What is a Canon Compliant Couple? For the purposes of this fest, any couple that does not break-up couples featured as together at the end of the 7 Harry Potter books counts as canon. So ships such as Deamus & Hannah x Neville are more than welcome!
🌶️How should I submit? The AO3 Collection is OPEN and fics can be submitted here.
🌶️How long will the fest run for? That depends on how many fics we get! Once all fics have been submitted, we will create a plan for posting and let authors know what their post date will be.
🌶️I have another question! Not a problem! Feel free to ask us on Tumblr or you can come and join us over on Discord!
And for the most important part...The Tropes 👀
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Percy's, um, too good at organizing? He's too responsible?
I mean, he gets a lot done on his desk, I'll say that.
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hi, for the greenhouse seven fest, do we have to claim a prompt each time we submit a fic? will there be any surprise prompts? do both mods review the work when a story is published on the collection?
Babe, you can claim as many sexy prompts as you like, we're not here to limit anyone's sexy-times. You can put them all together in one form or spread them out one by one, whatever gets your engine going 😉
Surprise is only sexy if there's consent too, so we won't be springing any surprises on anyone.
Most of the time reviewing the fics is a solo activity, but sometimes you just need a helping hand to get the job done. @starlingflight and I have discussed boundaries and know when to make it a team activity.
If anyone wants to check out the prompts or how to claim and submit, head over to the Sexy Summer Fest Post!
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kindahoping4forever · 11 months
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Ash @ When We Were Young Fest
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satorusugurugurl · 6 months
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Masterlist
Happy Reading!!
Requests are open!
MDNI
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Gojo Satoru:
Good Morning
Silk
Buzzed
Cranberry Juice and Rings
First Time
Aloe Vera
Manicure!
I’m Stuck!
Panties
Geto Suguru:
Actions and Consequences
Dark Romance?
Models
Berries and Chocolate
My Boss is a Hottie! (LSIAH AU)
SatoSugu
The Princess and Her Knight
Lazy Sunday Afternoon
She Likes it Like That
Stuck in the Middle
Salty and Sweet
Shock
Reversal
Perfect Prey (Part Two)
Spot the Difference
Vibrant Ascent
Shots
Nanami Kento:
More Than Words
Wake Up Call
L.O.M.L
Pocket Full of Candy
Cake
My Lovely Little Mermaid
Ryomen Sukuna:
I Got You (Modern AU)
Come Home (Modern AU)
Malevolent Queen
I Want To (Modern AU)
Piercings (Modern AU)
Choso Kamo:
Blood
Blueberry Pancakes
Fushiguro Toji:
Open Wide
JJK Men:
Making Up With You After a Fight
Brat Tamer’s
Confessing They Love You During Sexy Time
FWB: No I wanna be your Boyfriend
Seeing You Without You Makeup For the First Time
Finding Your Toys
Safe Word
Accidentally Hurting You During Smexy Time Part Two!
Seeing You in Their Shirt
You Didn’t Finish? Here Le Me Help You
Pleasant Surprise
When You’re Feeling Down/Depressed
Lady of the Night
Voice Kink!? Part Two
Hurt
When you Have an Issue With Food
Cherry Popper!
Cheated?!
Weak Spot
Ear Play
Guide You
I Dont Deserve It
That’s a Lie
Miscellaneous:
Welcome Home! (Gojo x Geto x Reader x Shoko)
Self Love Quickie (Gojo x AFAB!Reader x Sukuna)
Series:
My Wedding Date is an Escort! Part one Part two Part Three Part Four Part Five Part Six Part Seven Part Eight (COMPLETE)
I Think He Knows: Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five Part Six Part Seven Part Eight Part Nine Part Ten Part Eleven Part Twelve (COMPLETE)
The Single Dad Club: Part One Part Two Part Three (COMPLETE)
The Leisure Streamer Is a Hottie! Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four (CONTINUED ON MASTERLIST2)
Marie’s 2K Summer Fest Masterlist! (COMPLETE)
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kraekat29 · 2 months
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Lust or Love?
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Summary: in which JJ learns what true love making feels like.
There is a difference between having sex and making love. I would have been unconvinced of that, through any explanation or demonstration, no more than a few years ago. And not that there is anything wrong with having sex - I enjoy sex as often as I can, but making love is different.
Making love is two souls touching, intertwined and wanting, until the wanting is so intense that the souls, even if for just moments, become one.
Ruby is a great example of a soul that, once touched, is now part of me. I carry a piece of her with me wherever I go.
The moon was almost full and the moon's beam decided to do a little dance against her skin. Maybe that's how the moon gets full, maybe its beam dances off of the sweet flesh of beautiful girls and beautiful women.
Maybe the moon even wanted to start inside of that tank top, start from the inside and work its way out. I certainly thought about that, obsessively, and after a short while, the moon's desire was no match for my own.
There was something about Ruby that made me crazy. There is something about her that will never leave me. Even now.
Ruby was complex, a lovely dichotomy of feminine aura; sensuality and sexuality shined from her spirit like the sun’s rays in deep summer afternoons, and her form was inviting, even compelling. When she spoke, it was eloquent yet practical; and she could be alluring as a princess and flirty like a schoolgirl all at the same time.
We drank and chatted and got close as the air began to cool and the palm trees slowed their sexy dance.
She would touch me on the hand and the arm just to make a point in conversation, and soon I began to respond with an erection whenever she touched me, and she would coyly glance away after noticing that she had achieved her objective.Once I had calmed down, she would start with the hands again,
sneaking looks downward every so often, and it didn't take much until my cock was hard, obviously straining to be let loose. Embarrassed at first, I stopped caring after a half-hour or so, she was obviously enjoying herself.
And me? I couldn't have been more turned on. Conversations about philosophy, music, literature, and humanity mixed with my desire to devour her body and her obvious delight at completely turning me on. I was her toy, and I loved it.
I never talked to her about that night, but I think she knew. How could she not know? The breeze was warm, maybe even hot, and I slowly walked down the street to see Ruby.
The moon, now full, welcomed the twilight in the eastern skyline, and I made my way up the pathway to the Chateau. I knocked, and a moment later the door opened.
"I wasn't sure that you would show, JJ.” She smiled. "Um, I didn't know what you might like to do, so I brought some wine to drink while we talk about it." "Oh, that sounds good right now.” Ruby cooed, and she grabbed some glasses while I fought open the cork in the wine bottle with a pocketknife.
We slowly sipped wine and sat on the couch, talking away for a good while, and then the subject of what we were going to do came up. It turned into a whatever-you-want-to-do-is-great-with-me-fest, and I broke it finally by offering up the obvious.
"Ruby, I really enjoy your company. We don't have to go anywhere unless you want to, I'm happy right here." "Honestly, I'm happy right here, too.” She told me.
"But since we're staying in, I'd love to change out of the work clothes.” She added. "By all means.” I said. She went to change, out of direct view in the closet alcove.
It took me a few seconds to realize that there was a mirror in back of her on the opposite wall; and for a moment, I treated myself to Ruby, beginning to undress, slowly as if she wanted to make sure that every piece of clothing received the proper care it deserved. And then I felt a twinge of guilt, that I was violating her privacy, so I reluctantly looked away and down beside the couch.
I glanced up just in time to watch her remove her bra and panties, and she stood naked, admiring her own form. She was stunning and my cock reacted instantly.
I decided to make small talk. "It was really hot today.” I said loud enough for her to hear. "Really? I was inside all day, unfortunately.” She said, cupping her breasts and swiveling from side to to side. "
Oh, you would have loved it outside, your skin soaking up the sunshine.” I tested. "Do you think I might need more sun, then?" Ruby countered, modeling every sexy aspect of her form in the mirror, obviously aware that I was watching, even looking at me now in the mirror awaiting my response.
"Oh, no, I think you have fantastic skin.” I said. My cock was hard, not just from admiring her body, but because I was convinced that she set this scene up.
I brought wine for us to relax, and she wanted me to know that it was okay to want her. And I did, as I watched her slip a flimsy sundress on over her head. She wore nothing underneath it.
"Much better.” She said, her body perfectly suited for the low-cut cotton dress, her breasts straining against the soft fabric. "You look incredible, sweetheart.” I told her.
She smiled and I poured us each one more glass of wine. We sat on the couch and faced each other, inches away from touching. She had glanced at my cock bulging from my shorts and then looked away, grinning.
"To you, and you're incomparable sexiness.” I toasted. Our glasses clinked and we sipped. "Funny, that's what I was going to say about you.” She reflected.
We looked at each other and I had to kiss her, so I did. Slowly, sweetly, watching her close her eyes and accept my lips. I slowly stopped and backed away slightly, grinning.
Ruby bit her lower lip and looked into my eyes for a moment. Then, she slowly stood up and moved in front of me, took her dress from the bottom, arms crossed with both hands, and lifted it up and over her head.
She stood there in front of me, watching me being turned on, looking at my hard cock in my shorts. "You look a little uncomfortable, JJ.” She said, "I think you might want to slip into something more comfortable. Like your naked skin, maybe?" I stood up and took off my shirt.
I went for my pants, my cock straining due to my erection, but her hands stopped mine and went for my buttons in their stead. I was naked underneath, and she slowly undid the buttons one by one, and then spread my jeans at the top and let the pants fall free; except I was too hard for the laws of physics at that point, so she slowly slid my pants down at the sides, my cock straining against gravity. Slowly, she teasingly exposed the base of my cock and then more of it as the pants went lower, until she could see the top of my cock head.
Then, finally, with another inch lowered, my cock, so completely erect, sprang up so hard it smacked my stomach and then stood throbbing almost straight up. She reached down with one finger and traced around my cock, which repeatedly responded with uncontrollable spasms of delight.
Pre-cum quickly appeared and she gasped, then moaned and touched the tip of my cock and spread the precum around my cock head. I was gently teasing her nipples, left handed, because she seemed to be favoring her left hand while gently teasing my grateful cock. I kissed her, deeply, our tongues in each other's mouths, until I couldn't stand it.
"I think it's bedtime.” I teased. She giggled and I gently pushed her backward onto the bed and followed with my stiff cock bouncing with every inch of progress, somehow getting out of my shoes and socks and leaving my pants behind.
I crawled toward her as she backed into the bed, slid my body on top of hers, and kissed her lips and then sucked on her lower lip. I pressed my body against hers, lining up the tip of my swollen cock head against her hot wet pussy, and began grinding into her with our arms wrapped around each other, mouths interlocked and tongues exploring.
I separated my mouth from hers and went to her left ear and gently explored it with my tongue. She shuddered and tensed against me and giggled. "I want to taste all of you." I whispered. "Oh, God yes.” She encouraged, and I moved all over her neck.
Her skin was sweet and my mouth wanted all of her, all at once, tongue and lips everywhere. Down between her breasts and then all over them, I licked and sucked one nipple while gently fondling the other, and slowly switched.
Working my way down to her stomach and then her thighs, I teased her like she teased me, until finally my tongue fluttered and barely grazed her wetness, and then again; this time barely touching her clit, swollen and slightly protruding from the top of her hood, making her body convulse.
"Fuck, JJ.” Ruby cried out, as she squirmed. I continued, grabbing the top of her thighs, now flittering my tongue over, around, over, around, and over her clit, unpredictably, and she panted and squirmed as my cock throbbed below us.
"God, you're making me crazy.” She barely got out between panting and moaning.
I slightly turned my lower body sideways and pressed my hard cock up against her lower calf, I wanted her to know how much it was turning me on.
And I was throbbing. Ruby’s pussy tasted so good, her delicate clit turning me on, my tongue loving every minute she let me turn her on. "Fuck, JJ.” She moaned, feeling how hard her sweet pussy made my cock, and it set her off.
She gently grabbed the back of my head, she wanted more pressure, and I let her have it, on and then off and then on and then off again, and I kept repeating that unpredictable rhythm for as long as she wanted, waiting for her to want more.
Her back was arched and I released my grip on her hips now, and Ruby pushed against me, she wanted it now, she wanted to cum and I was rubbing my cock against her leg, I couldn't control it. My tongue was firm on her clit now, my right hand playing with her breasts and nipples and my left middle finger was down below teasing the opening of her lips, darting slightly in and out of her soaking wet pussy.
And then, without warning, my tongue started in harder and faster and wilder. "Oh, God. Fuck, yes. JJ, you're gonna make me cum.” Of course, hearing that and feeling her body tremble in pre-orgasmic ecstasy, I began concentrating firmly and deliberately on her clitoris, and I could feel her about to cum.
I was so turned on I couldn't open my eyes, I brought my right hand from her chest and planted my right arm on top of her pelvis to hold her down, reaching around to cup the outside of her ass.
I wanted to keep her from pulling away until she came all over my mouth. She bucked wildly and then came hard all over my mouth and I kept going until I knew she was finished, and then she desperately pulled away and pushed my forehead off of her.
I kissed her thigh and opened my eyes to see the last of the convulsions. I kept kissing her thighs as she panted, trying to catch her breath. "Oh, baby.” She groaned.
And her respiration slowed little by little and that wonderful giggle returned about every ten breaths she took and I looked up at her, her hand running through my hair, and I smiled, her juices all over my face. "You're more of a mess than I am.” She giggled.
I got up and grabbed a small towel and wiped it all off, and the taste of her sweet pussy lingered in my mouth. My cock, still rock hard, bounced as I walked and Ruby watched me walk back to the bed, and she seemed to delight in watching my hard cock bobbing up and down.
I started to get back into bed and she sat up and stopped me. I stood before her, my throbbing cock inches from her lips, her hands on my hips as she sat on the bed.
"JJ, your cock is so beautiful.” She said, licking her lips. "If that's true, then it's you that makes my cock beautiful, Rubes."
She licked my cock, starting at the base and moving slowly up to the head, and my cock convulsed and quickly shot upward, smacked against my stomach, and then landed on her waiting tongue. From her open mouth, her tongue then licked around and around my cock head, then licked that sweet spot underneath.
Then, she stopped and looked up at me. "I'm going to make you cum. I'm gonna suck your huge, gorgeous cock, and you're going to cum in my mouth and I'm going to swallow every drop of your juices.” She lustfully announced.
And she had my cock in her mouth before I could say a word. She sucked me hungrily, moaning - the buzz from her voice vibrating so good against the skin of my cock and then she stopped for a moment just to feel me throb against her tongue. She was sucking me again, so good, so skillfully, it felt so good, she was making love to my cock.
"Fuck, baby.” I moaned. It didn't take long for her to bring me to the brink of orgasm; she was amazing.
Every movement of her tongue, her lips, the rhythm of her head motion going up and down, made me crazy, felt better than the moment before until it became impossible for me to know how I could feel so good and not explode.
"You're gonna make me cum, sweetheart. I'm gonna cum for you," was all I could manage.
She went faster, smoother, and she was groaning with my cock in my mouth, and I was going to burst. She knew.
She cupped by balls gently and that sent me off on the best orgasm anyone ever gave me with their mouth.
It took all I had not to jam my cock down her beautiful throat, but my patience paid off in a better orgasm than if I had given in to natural instinct.
I came so hard and so good and so much, and somehow she took all of it, swallowing as she sucked more out of me. “Shit, Rubes.” I panted, coming off of the orgasm, and she slowly pushed my cock out of her sweet mouth with her tongue and admired it while it half-relaxed. She smiled and giggled.
I knelt down onto the bed with her and kissed her in the mouth, tasting my own cum with her, I wanted to be a part of her wanting me. Our mouths and tongues went crazy again, and we wound up in each other's arms.
I finally rolled to one side, grabbed the wine bottle, and drank from it. So did she. We rolled around in the bed for a while, playing and laughing and giggling, and I started to get hard again.
She looked down and began gently rubbing my stomach.
"Wanna play some more?" I pulled her up on top of me. “I thought you might like a ride. Twenty five cents for three minutes.” I teased, cupping her breasts.
"Can you break a hundred dollar bill?" She teased back.
I positioned her wet pussy directly on top of my now fully erect cock, pulling and pushing her hips with one hand so that she began to rub back and forth, her pussy lips on my cock.
I teased her clit, barely touching it at times with the fingers of my other hand.
"Fuck, JJ.” She moaned. I positioned myself and found the angle to enter her wetness, slowly, very slowly just the head of my cock and then out, and then the head again and pushed slowly another inch, and then out, and repeated this several times, I wanted more but slowly.
"God, you sexy tease.” It was all I needed to hear. I pushed slowly up and she brought herself down and I entered deeper, slowly, until I was grinding against her, and she took all of my cock, I could barely feel the tip of her cervix with the tip of the swollen head of my now throbbing cock.
I held it there and she squirmed on top of me, her vaginal walls getting pressure all around my cock. Ruby pulled back an inch and lowered her pelvis, angling the top lip of my cock head against her G-spot and moving against it.
Then, she sat straight up and slowly let herself take all of my cock again. When she leaned forward, I grabbed her hips, steadied her, and thrust my cock up while changing angles to probe her G-spot. "Oh, God.” She said, closing her eyes. "I want you so bad, I want this so much, Rubes.” I said between moaning.
I started in rhythm, then faster, her moans got louder, and I went faster and faster until I could feel her soaked pussy throbbing and I watched her dripping all over my cock, I could feel her tensing for release.
"Oh, God. I'm gonna cum.” I was lighting fast, grunting and groaning, making myself not cum but wanting to so much. I barely held it, I wanted to cum with her, but I wanted to make her cum even more. My cock felt so good; my soul felt so good. "Cum on my baby, cum on my cock.” I maintained the speed through her orgasm, slowing when she started breathing again, and then finally, her thighs wobbly, I pulled her down on top of me and felt her breath on my shoulder, slowing little by little, my hard cock still inside of her, and I held her as she started to relax.
I gently rolled us both over, my cock still hard, still inside of her. I wanted her, I wanted every inch of her, every breath, every thought. I wanted to blend all of her and all of me in a mixing bowl, I wanted our souls to meet and tangle and graft.
She made me want that somehow. I grabbed both of her hands and we interlaced our fingers over her head and I kissed her and again our tongues played; and then deeper, our mouths lusted and I moved, my hard cock gratefully responding with a twitch.
I began thrusting, slowly, my cock becoming even more swollen, finding the right angle. Our breathing became too quick for the kiss.
I grabbed both of her hands and we interlaced our fingers over her head and I kissed her and again our tongues played; and then deeper, our mouths lusted and I moved, my hard cock gratefully responding with a twitch.
I began thrusting, slowly, my cock becoming even more swollen, finding the right angle. Our breathing became too quick for the kiss. "Fuck, I want you so bad, JJ.” She said, thrusting and matching my rhythm.
I changed my angle and began to fuck her deeply, sliding against the spot that Ruby loves so much, the spot that I love so much, and the rhythm increased tempo, and I felt this wonderful fire consuming me. Her soaking wet pussy tightened around my cock, feeling every millimeter of movement, every twitch and throb of my ever enlarging cock.
Our bodies pressed and we fucked each other harder and faster and our loud, incoherent, uncontrollable moans serenaded our unbound desire and we read each other's thoughts and we were going to cum together.
We exploded together, she felt me ejaculating inside of her convulsing pussy, our bodies shook and we lost all control, our souls, intertwined in the ecstasy we were sharing, took over and held us while our juices violently burst from inside of us.
My ejaculations and her convulsions seemed to last so long, so good, so much. Slowly, we began to get control of our limbs and our souls gently parted, sifting back into our bodies, and I lay on top of her, we were panting, holding each other.
We finally caught our breath, and remained in the embrace, not wanting to let go of each other, my cock still inside of her.
"Is that what love is supposed to feel like?" She asked, rhetorically perhaps, maybe even innocently.
"I have no idea, Ruby. I don't think what just happened has a name."
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natalie668 · 2 months
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Hey i was wondering if maybe you could do something with the poly lost boys finding there mate right after they said that they can't find love? It can be for the boys or the reader. You don't have to ofcourse if you don't want to.
Here you go love, hope you enjoy this, I know I enjoyed writing it. I’ve been a bit stuck writers block wise and this helped pull me out of it ❤️ This is ModernAU! Hope that’s ok. 🥰
You sat on the edge of your best friends bed, you felt miserable; you had just finished college for the summer, and your supposed boyfriend had been cheating on you with your room mate, a girl you had to share dorms with.
“Just forget about it love, you told me his dick was small anyway.” She says laughing, pushing your shoulder after doing the finishing touches to your face.
You can’t help the laugh that escapes you, she sure knows how to cheer you up, which was why she was dragging you out 2 towns over to Santa Carla for a music fest on the beach, she’d gotten the two of you tickets weeks ago. You used to live in Santa Carla so you were happy to go back, if not to get away from your hoe of a dorm mate and the cheating prick of an ex. You guessed Love just wasn’t in the cards for you, and you believed that was okay.
“Right, get your sexy arse up, get your dress on, we’ll go downstairs order an Uber and we’ll get there in time to scout for hotties.” She says as she pulls her phone out, in minutes the Uber is on the way, and you’re both off.
It takes around 30 minutes in the car before the driver is dropping you at the board walk, the sounds and smells make you nostalgic for times of the past where you’d spend the days here with high school friends, and a lot of the times on your own.
Holding hands with your bestie, you both head towards the loud music, pulling her phone out she pulls up the QR code for your tickets and you’re let in and you’re making your ways through the crowd.
Bodies are grinding against one another, you try to avoid being stood on as much as you can, finding an open space you pull your friend into the spot, you dance together to the song playing. “Pacify her, by Melanie Martinez” is playing and you love the song so you’re singing along, your hands, a live band will be playing soon so you take advantage of the songs between acts.
You sing along to the song, dancing as if not a single person is their looking, you feel free, which is saying a lot as you haven’t felt free since you had began dating your ex.
As the two of you are so engrossed in dancing you don’t notice the four guys leaning against the nearest fenced off area. There eyes have found you amongst the hundreds of bodies in here and something clicks. Like they’ve been in the dark for the past centuries and seeing you has turned the light on.
You’re perfect as you stand their dancing, they eye you from head to toe, you’re like heaven and they have to stop themselves from running over to you throwing you over their shoulder and running. (Or flying) away with you.
David looks to the others and they turn towards you and all four of them stand their watching their angel, their soulmate. They couldn’t believe they’d found you, they had began to believe you didn’t exist.
As one, they approached you; your bestie spotted them heading towards you both, their eyes on you. With a smile she pushes you to check them out, with a grin she says she’s going to get you both a drink.
The lightest blond guy, settles a hand against my side, the moment he touched me it felt like my heart had a string attached to him, it was like when you read books on soulmates, I could tell this was it. I guess with the amount of books I read this was the closest thing to experiencing the real thing.
“I’m David, this is Marko, Paul & Dwayne,” he says as he points the other guys out who haven’t taken their eyes off me. Something pulls me into wanting their touch.
“Why do you all feel like mine,” i say unable to stop myself. They probably think I’m nuts, great job love.
“That’s because we are yours, and you my Love, are ours.” Bringing his lips to your own, you swallow your moan as you feel several pairs of hands stroke down your back, across your arms and your hand.
“You’re our soulmate, my sweet.” The dark haired one says his eyes seem to glow after saying that, you have no idea what they are or why you’re believing soulmates are true but you’re so glad you decided to come with your bestie.
Note: hope this was okay Anonymous ❤️ I know no smut but I can always try for a part 2 if need be :-)
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ohgodimafraud · 8 months
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Streaming t//diapt - Uru//shihara
Hi. Idek what to say about this one
summary: ur//ushihara makes a discover about his strteaming audience and his roommates demand that he capitalizes immediately.
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The summer heat continued baking down on Sasazuka, and it was the perfect excuse for Urushihara to stay put in his closet, the one sad fan whirring and blowing warm air against his damp skin. The laptop continued generating its excessive heat which was decidedly preferable to the resident NEET to the fresh summer air. As Urushihara scrolled through the bountiful sea of videos, he recognized a familiar screen name: his own.
Darklord666 Clip 1
So he’d gotten popular enough to have fans clip his best hits. A smirk spread across his face. So much for his streaming hobby being a “fruitless endeavor.” 
3.k views. One week ago.
Damn, that’s more than ten times the amount of followers he had last time he checked, and this video had gotten this many views in the span of a week. He clicked the video and adjusted the volume and leaned in to watch which one of his builds or jokes had taken off.
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“Oh this sucks. The hair colors are so limited.” Urushihara pinched the bridge of his nose and sniffled. “Guess you guys will have to point me towards some…cuhh-uh…hKSHhh’ieh! tssch! Ugh. wait” 
He adjusted his headset before reaching around offscreen until he produced a tissue. “HehkShhhieh! Ihhshhh’ihh!”
“Rec me sombe custumb condtedt,” he amended. “Oh…yeah, it’s ndot a—hYSHhh’ieh! ndot a cold, just allergies.” He blew his nose.
“Wait, I can get it through the game? Is it free?” He sniffled. “Oh and thanks.”
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Comments:
dandelion222: what is he allergic to
S.finder: @dandelion222 He said later in the stream that it’s dust
snzgirl: bless him <3 
sneezy123: god hes so sexy
supersnzr: the video quality is so bad but the content def makes up for it ;)))
Okay that was odd. He can’t see what was particularly sexy about that clip. He’d been sneezing for half of it. He frowned and clicked the next recommended clip.  
Darklord666 Clip 2
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“hyhSHhh’yyu! Tschh’iu! hpt’chhhu!” 
Urushihara fixed his headset that’d been displaced during the sneezing fit and gripped it as another sneeze shook him forward. “hh…hehhh….wa-waihht…ihhgKSHhh’ieh!” 
He wiped the screen with the hem of his raglan shirt. “Ugh,” he sniffled, “fail. You didn’t see that.” 
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Urushihara’s frown deepened. What the fuck? Why did this one have even more views. He skipped over the comments in favor of clicking the next video.
Darklord666 Clip 3
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“Yeah I wanted to do hh- rags t-to…wait…hehh…” Urushihara abandoned his sentence and squinted his eyes, nose scrunching in the lowlight. “HehhkSHhhihh!” This time the spray was visible and he hadn’t bothered to turn away from the laptop this time. “IhhSHhhiehh!”
“Oh hey thanks for the gift sakurablossom7.”
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Comments:
asters_in_bloom: heyy good find but maybe you shouldn’t put their screen names on these clips…
S.finder: @asters_in_bloom Others have commented the same thing. Going forward I’ll be sure to fix this.
asters_in_bloom: @S.finder ok but you didnt????
Dustyboi: i need him. im subscribing immediately. id pay him sm to sneeze all over my—
Urushihara stopped reading. Immediately. That didn’t stop autoplay from playing the fourth clip. The closet door abruptly flung open and he nearly tumbled out again, but managed to catch himself this time. He let out a groan of disdain before the inevitable scream fest began. 
“Urushihara!” Ashiya pointed at him as if he’d finally tracked him down. “Please stop talking to your friend “Chat” and come help me fold the laundry for once! Or if you’re going to sneeze nonstop, perhaps you should dust this time.”
“You’re just gonna complain that I’m doing it wrong,” Urushiahara complained, removing his headset. The sound of the clip did not stop, and it was then that he realized his headphones weren’t even plugged in. He blushed and paused the video.
“Why are you sitting here watching video tapes of yourself?”
“I’m not.” Urushihara shuddered and closed the computer. “Just figured out why I got so many gifts last stream.” 
Oh he’d fucked up. Royally. He could feel the way the atmosphere in the room had shifted, the way Ashiya’s mind had shifted into budget mode. “Gifts?”
“Money.”
“And why is that? How much money did you make?” 
This was humiliating, and yet something about the situation warranted sharing. He should want this to die a secret, but there’s a certain catharsis in discussing it. Without moving his eyes to meet Ashiya’s, he finally answered, “Apparently people like seeing me sneeze.”
“There are people who enjoy—”
“Like, dude, you don’t understand. They really really like it.’
Ashiya furrowed his eyebrows and opened his mouth as if he was going to ask him to get off his ass again.
“I don't even understand,” Urushihara added. “Like I made 1,500 yen last stream.”
“What do you mean they really like your—”
“You know how Sasaki Chiho looks at Maou when he does literally anything? Or how Sariel looks at—”
“Please speak no further.” Ashiya sighed and tilted his head. He raised an incredulous eyebrow. “To summarize, people are giving you money because of your incessant sneezing?”
Urushihara nodded.
“And you’re sure Chat is not paying you to cease and desist?” Urushihara opened his laptop and showed Ashiya the comment bold enough to make not just one but two demon generals blush. “No…further evidence requested. Excuse me.” 
Ashiya left the apartment. Perhaps it was all too much for him. Though Urushihara had at least eight thousand years on the guy, Ashiya had always been more old fashioned. Explaining that there in fact other people out there who would spend their free time watching other people play a game rather than playing it themselves had been a headache in itself. It was much easier to let him think he’d been video calling some guy named Chat. 
Urushihara quietly decided he was done streaming for the foreseeable future and ordered another delivery of a few bags of chips and a bottle of iced tea he could easily hide in the closet. He would’ve completely erased all memories of today were it not for what happened when Ashiya returned. 
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“Dude, what the hell?” Urushihara cried when Ashiya yanked the closet door open once again. He was holding a bouquet of flowers with a sticker with a brightly marked down price. “What the fuck.”
“Do you remember the incident when Miss Sasaki brought his highness lilies?” Ashiya asked. A dark aura spread across the devil’s castle as his eyes zeroed in on the fresh chip bag in his hands. “I see you ordered delivery while I was out.”
“You’re a demon! Why are you trying to pimp me out to the sneeze fetish community?” he whined, fighting against Ashiya’s grasp on the door. 
“You call Chat this instant! It’s time you started contributing financially!” 
This was a mistake. All of it. Urushihara’s eyes were already starting to water from the putrid scent of the flowers Ashiya was continuing to wave in his face. 
“It’s time you learned the value of money. His majesty slaves over a hot grill all day, serving the people of Sasazuka, and he does not do it so you can waste all his—”
Speak of the devil. Maou entered the apartment. Surely he’d stop this human rights violation. 
“Dude, help!” Urushihara called out. 
Maou looked between his two demon generals, one holding lilies up to the other one's face as he shrunk back into the closet.
“Did Chi send those?” he asked obliviously.
“Ashiya is trying to pimp me out to strangers online!”
“He is exaggerating!”
Maou’s posture sagged. “What’s really happening?”
“Welcome home. As it happens, my liege, though his phrasing is crude, it is not far from the truth.” Ashiya moved a step back from the closet and faced Maou. He briefly explained the situation to Maou while Urushihara tried not to sneeze. It was becoming more difficult by the second. He brushed a few bright yellow flecks off of his shirt as Ashiya explained Chat’s sadistic tendencies.
“Okay, that…” Maou sighed and shot Urushihara a sympathetic glance. Hail Satan. “I get that we need the money, but—”
“He spent a day’s wages on Sims expansion packs.” Ashiya handed him a folded receipt from his pocket. 
Fuck.
“You’d better fuckin call Chat!” Maou hissed, pointing at him. “You think I’m made of yen?? I was saving to take Alas Ramus to the movies damnit!”
Urushihara sighed and opened the streaming app. He had indeed acquired another fifty followers since his last stream. 
“Dude, pleaseeee—”
“Let’s go, tech squad. How much yen can you make in one stream?”
“My record is uh…”
“2,000 yen, sire. I’ll bet with these he can double it.’
“Don’t come out until you’ve made at least 2,000,” Maou sighed. 
“Hi and welcome back to my channel. How are we doin’, chat?” He glanced up at the two demons standing over him and accepted the bouquet from Ashiya. He didn’t even have to take a whiff for the onslaught to continue. The scent alone was enough to drive his nose crazy. He couldn’t keep from scrunching it and sniffling, though each sniffle would bring in more of the sickly sweet odor. “So I got some of the expansion packs y’all rec…recommended. How about I make the, uh…cat—wait, I’mgonnasnNDSChhh’iuhh! H’KSChh’ieeh!”
Maou handed him a tissue pack, glare still intact. 
“We had a cat once. I was really allergic to it.” Urushihara blew his nose into a one-ply tissue before continuing. “No, that’s not why I’mb sneezing now. ‘Mb allergic to a lotta stuff apparently. Anyway…hahhhkSHhh’iew! Anyway, thangks for the gift, uh, Dustyboi…”
Save me, Dustyboi.
“Mby roombate can really stretch out 500 yen, y’kndow. Thanks, s-sakurabl-...hehYSHhh’iehh! Ihhpshh! Tschh! heh’ESCHhh’yew!”
Ashiya had moved on and went on to make dinner in the background. Maou sat in front of the TV with the volume on zero but with the captions on, though he seemed far more interested in Urushihara’s performance. 
Urushihara blew his nose again, knowing he’d have about a minute before he’d have to blow his nose again.. “Sorry guys, I’mb ndot gonnda be…able to…hh…st-stop sneezi’gg. Hehh’KSHhh’iehh! Mby roombate got flowers that I’mb allergic to. Yeah it’s that…it’s that bad. Anyway, here’s Silverfish the cat. We’re gonnda—H’ESCHhh’iew!—add himb ind…”  
Urushihara finalized the Devil’s Castle on the Sims and sniffled and wiped the tears from his eyes. “Yeah, Ashiya’s throwi’d himbself at Maou again. Just like in real life…”
“What did you say, you creatin?” Ashiya yelled from the kitchen which was, of course, part of the same room they were all in.
“Yeah they’re both hombe,” Urushihara said into the mic casually before losing control of the sneeze he’d managed to keep back for almost a full minute. “h’ESHhhu! Fugk…Ugh, thank you for the gifts. Mbaybe I cand afford better tissues now.” 
“Oh no, he has to pay off his debt first. Otherwise he’ll have to sell some of this streaming equipment,” Maou called from the living room portion of the room.
That did it. If Maou understood one thing about this world, it was appealing to the consumer. 
“Thangks for all the gifts, guys. Wow. Three-thousand yen!” Urushihara coughed and sniffled again. “Btw guys, I’m gudda be uploadi’gg a recordi’gg of this streab to mby chandel and all future streams. I’mb gudda…sndeeze…ah-agaid…Ehhshhh!-KShhh’ih! H’KSHhh’iew!”
He muddled through another twenty minutes of gameplay before people started expressing genuine concern in the comments. Suddenly there were about ten people regularly writing “bless you,” and “are you okay?” in the chat along with others calling him “poor thing.”
“H’KShhhieh! It’s okay, I’mb used to it. This is—hah…ieSCHhh’iew! KSHhhh! dothi’gg cobbared to whed we had the cadt I swear.”
In the background, Ashiya began setting the kotatsu for dinner. Somehow between the horny viewers and the sympathetic ones, he’d made five-thousand yen. 
“Okay…sorry guys. I godtta go. I’ll…I’ll be back tomborrow.” He gave a peace sign which he knew was ironic coming from him, but nobody needed to know that. 
“Five-k yen is gonna drop tonight, okay?” He then walked the bouquet to the trash can. Ashiya got up and stood in his way. 
“Save this one for tomorrow. He pulled a single lily out and left it on the table.” 
“Doesn't it suck busting your ass to make money only for someone else to spend it?” Maou asked with a smirk, crumbs sticking to the inner corners of his lips. 
Urushihara shrugged and went to wash his swollen face in the bathroom knowing that eventually the video of the stream would surely gain some income and exposure too. Next he’d report the accounts stealing his clips and make his own video compilations. And then nothing will come between him and owning his very own Switch. 
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wishmaster · 1 year
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Not Nice Bryce
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My life had been hell ever since local douchebags Bryce and Carl learned I was gay. The assholes had made it their purpose in life to make my last summer before Senior year a total hell fest. Their homophobic rants and constant calling me fag really got to me as it did my neighbor, Max, an older biker daddy who had turned me on to leather a few years back.
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Max liked to look out for me and ne day he had enough, marched up to those boys and touched their faces speaking a curse into their eras.
Back off perv! they yelled as Max headed back to his house after giving a nod to me before heading inside. Everything happened so quick after that.
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Bryce was the biggest dick so his changes happened first. His ripped body and smooth legs quickly become covered in an heavily cum cover pair of black leather pants.
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The smell of the dried cum and the leather seemed to get him hard as he stood there disgusted by what was happening, but there was far more to come.
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His smooth skin quickly beecame covered in ink, his ripped muscles gave way to a bit of a gut, but it was Carl who changed the quickest. His leather covered lower have hid the rock hard cock and the smell of his best friends cum covered pants drew him to sniff and worship his crotche and leather. Bryce now wearing leather gloves held his best friends head tight to his crotch, dreaming of shoving his monster cock into Carl's mouth making him chock on his python.
"What the fuck his mind adjusted for a moment, what the hell was going on? Bryce wondered as he watched his body change further.
His body aged, no longer the spry teenager he now was reaching his mid 50's as his body and clothing changed to match the new him, these events also changed Carl as he slightly aged up, lost all the hair on his body and became covered in head to toe leather. His thinking also changed as Bryce to him was no longer his best friend but his sexy Leather Daddy who had collared him and made him his boy a few months ago while visiting his college as a visiting professor. Bryce's monster dick was on display being hard to hide on the the tight leather he liked to wear.
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The two had recently moved in next door to Max across the street from me. In fact Carl had invited me over to have a look at his master's sex dungeon in the basement. I hadn't gone yet, But Max assured me the two would never be bullies or homophobic ever again. In fact their old minds were well aware what had happened to them and while trapped in the back of their minds unable to do a thing, they were forced to live their new lives as the very beings they once despised and bullied, should have been Nice Bryce.
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charmsandtealeaves · 25 days
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Actually trying to catch up on fics despite having coursework/an assignment to do, because the shear number in my inbox is stressing me out to look at 😂 One good side of the family getting a cold is Mr Charms worked from home most of this week and I got a chance to read with a cup of tea. For once the list isn’t entirely Jily. @greenhouse-seven’s sexy summer behind the greenhouse fest just out here making me look horny on main.
Read This Week:
Choose your own sexy adventure by @ghostofbambifanfiction (ch.59-60)
WIP, choose your own adventure Jily, Rated E
Too many cooks can occasionally write a story.
Homebrew by @merlinsbbeard
Complete (1.3k), Hogwarts Jily, Not Rated
James Potter rushes Lily Evans to the Hospital Wing after she ingests a love potion.
4:35am by @petalsthefish
Complete (876w), Jily Western AU , Rated T
4:35am. It was almost sunup. James had been planning on leaving, thinking it was what they both wanted, until she stripped down with him and jumped into the frigid lake. Her red hair glistened with water droplets as she ran back to the bonfire, screeching about the chill of the morning air. James lingered in the cold water, letting it bite his skin until he couldn't feel it anymore. He loved her, that was all he knew now.
Kiss me by Petalsthefish
Complete (1.2K), Jily Muggle AU, Not Rated
Lily Evans hears a rumor that James Potter has been kissing someone else and feels sick at the thought. Thankfully, Peter’s a dirty liar and Regulus is a mega prick.
Figure You Out by Petalsthefish
Complete (2.4K), Canon-Divgergent AU Jily, Rated T
James could love Lily with his eyes closed, kiss her with a blindfold, and figure her out. Yeah sure, their hands might be tied, but he knows that he's the right guy, even when they didn't work out.
…Are You Ready For It? (Baby, Let The Games Begin) by @wearingaberetinparis
Complete (1.3k), Jily Olympics AU, Rated E
He was wearing his AirPods, Taylor Swift’s ‘... Ready For It?’ playing through the speakers, the combination of the bass and lyrics helping him focus. The doors of the elevators opened, a tiny redhead – also wearing AirPods, smiling at him briefly – entering the lift and standing on his other side. “Shit,” he dropped his phone, distracted as he’d been just gazing at her. “Fuck.” This is a story of croissants, lust and love at first sight between a Team GB gymnast and field hockey player at the 2024 Paris Olympics.
Electric (Blue) by @sophie-hatter-jenkins
Complete (3.4K), Behind The Greenhouse Event, married Hinny, Rated E
Ginny is contractually obliged to attend the Q.U.A.B.B.L.E.'s annual charity ball, which means that Harry is obliged to go with her. Luckily, his wife is happy to make it worth his while!
Ginny’s Sleeping Spot by Sophie-hatter-Jenkins
Complete(3.1k), Behind The Greenhouse Event, post-war hinny, Rated E
After a party, Ginny is looking for a spot to sleep and the only spot available is the other side of Harry's bed. Talking about the past makes them realise that perhaps they were not quite done with each other.
More Action Than The Western Front by Sophie-hatter-jenkins
Complete (2.4K), Behind the Greenhouse Event, bill/fleur (and many more Weasley’s), Rated M
The Burrow was a truly wonderful place to grow up - bursting at the seams with happiness, warmth, love, and family. But yeah, mostly family. People. So many people, literally everywhere. So what's a red-blooded wizard like Bill Weasley to do when he needs a little privacy?
Not Even A Little Bit, Not Even At All by Sophie-hatter-jenkins
Complete (6.8k), Behind The Greenhouse Event, Jily canon-divergent, Rated E
What was it, she raged, that was the most aggravating? Was it the way he was leaning against the wall in that infuriating, deliberately casual manner that he always affected? Maybe the fact that he had somehow (and really - how?) got there before her? Or was it that he had the temerity to look so fucking hot while she was this blisteringly angry with him? A late-night argument that spirals out of control has life-changing consequences for Lily Evans and the bane of her existence, James Potter.
We’ll Go From There by @merlinsbudgiesmugglers
Complete (9.8k) Behind The Green House Event, Tedromeda Muggle AU, Rated E
Andromeda Black's life has fallen into the same boring routine week in, week out. Argue with her parents about her choices in life, attend boring charity events at the request of her mother, fend off the even more boring dates thrust upon her by her mother.
Whisky Neat by merlinsbudgiesmugglers
Complete (4.1k), Behind The Green House Event, Remadora, Rated E
A rough day leads Tonks to a muggle bar after work, where she meets a stranger who with change her life in more ways than she knows.
Love Growing Wild by merlinsbudgiesmugglers
Complete (2.7k ), Behind The Greenhouse Event, tedromeda, Rated E
The world is full of firsts. Andromeda and Ted find out together just what that means
Hiking Detour by @nena-96
Complete (2.3k), Behind The Greenhouse Event, Jily, Rated E
James and Lily were on a date night, well they were hiking to be more specific. Both were tired from the long trails, so they decided to take a small detour in the resting area.
Their Reflection by nena-96
Complete (), Behind The Greenhouse Event, romione, Rated E
Hermione couldn't keep herself from staring at the constellation of freckles on her boyfriend's back, as she gazed at their naked bodies through the mirror.
Just a line in a song by @starlingflight
Complete (4.5k), Behind The Greenhouse Event, hinny, Rated E
When Ginny meets her celebrity crush, Harry's eyes aren't the only thing as green as a fresh pickled toad.
Secret Garden by @tedwardremus
Complete (1.7k), Behind The Greenhouse Event, Neville/Hannah, Rated M
Neville plants Hannah a secret garden on the roof of the Leaky Cauldron. She wants to show him how grateful she is for the gift.
Irresponsible by @constitutionalweasleymonarchy
Complete (4k), Behind The Greenhouse Event, Percy/Audrey, Rated E
I will not fuck my wife at work. I will not fuck my wife at work. I will not fuck my wife at work. I will not fuck my wife at work. I will not...
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HP Triad Fest 2023/4 Anonymous Master List
An act of love
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HPTriad5/works/54771832
Summary: AU where the war goes on longer. Harry appears on the doorstep of an old friend, asking for help.
Building Bridges
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HPTriad5/works/53607814
Summary: Harry and Hermione have been together since the Tri-Wizard tournament. When Hermione goes back to Hogwarts for 8th year, she falls in love with Pansy Parkinson, who was a spy for her father, Severus Snape. Meanwhile, Harry is in the process of turning 12 Grimmauld Place into 'The Bridges,' a place where everyone is welcome. Harry and Hermione welcome Pansy into their relationship, home and bed.
Clearing
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HPTriad5/works/54782968
Summary: In the face of Lily's death, James finds healing in familiar faces.
Fates Temporal
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HPTriad5/works/54751654
Summary: The fates were kind to Hermione during summer solstice
Flavours and Expectations
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HPTriad5/works/54319912
Summary: Ernie Macmillan once thought he’d lead the wizarding world into a golden era. That was before he grew up and before he’d resigned himself to a future of running errands for his office like a delivery boy. A chance encounter with a former classmate reminds him that not only can people change, but that they’re also capable of affecting change in others. She’s sexy and confident and everything he’s ever wanted in a lover and for himself.
With Ernie a bit of a mess at work and at heart, the chances of finding love this late in life seem low. Can a saucy chef and the serpent slayer who guards her prove him wrong?
Follow the Pawprints
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HPTriad5/works/54154915
Summary: A man is sitting on the toilet in Victoria Park. Well, he’s also dead, but more importantly, he’s covered in pawprints. Luna and Susan go to poke the body. Cho tries to track down the culprit. You know, normal Tuesday things.
Harry’s Terrible, Awful, No Good, Very Bad Day
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HPTriad5/works/54387730
Summary: A terrible day has not-so-terrible consequences.
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Harry hurled his bag in the general direction of his desk and threw himself face down on…a...person?
He exhaled all the air in his lungs and even over the pounding in his ears, he felt the exhale and heard a groan from the man beneath him. His forehead dropped in mortification for a moment before he inhaled, smelling the lemongrass scent that means that Nott’s boyfriend has been around.
Sagging even more, he mumbled into the chest he faceplanted into, “This IS my bed, right?”
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The Imperfect Art Of Taking The Piss As A Love Language
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HPTriad5/works/54718363
Summary: What better way to reveal your possibly very controversial but very happy relationship than just stopping hiding it and betting on which of your friends is the most oblivious and will take the longest to notice?
in the bend of your elbows.
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HPTriad5/works/53482153
Summary: Hari doesn’t feel like he deserves his soulmates but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have soulmates.
The Missing Mate
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HPTriad5/works/53427460
Summary: Regulus can't seem to stay away from the lonely werewolf when he knows his brother is away. It's as if his animagus form is drawn to Remus.
pity the living
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HPTriad5/works/54032410
Summary: When moving into a new flat, it's normal to check the bedrooms for space, the bathrooms for mould and the kitchen for that indescribable thing that will drive your loved ones in even when nothing is cooking on the stove. Harry, Ron and Hermione, though, should have been much more concerned about the state of their living room because, whether they knew it or not, all of the important bits are going to happen right in the centre of a space they may yet to grow to call their home.
or: a look into the Golden Trio surviving their first year after the end of the War
Show me the constellations in your eyes
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HPTriad5/works/53646349
Summary: “I don’t need to look into your eyes to know my brother is fucking dead,” Sirius shouted, and his face was so cold, a futile attempt at hiding his sadness. “You need to leave.”
“I have Regulus’ eyes, don’t you see?” Regulus asked — begged.
“They look…” James began, walking closer to them now. “They look like his, Sirius.”
“They look like a Black’s eyes,” Sirius spat.
James shook his head. “Regulus had these little black flecks at the corners that always reminded me of a constellation… These are the same, Sirius.”
Or
When Regulus is reincarnated, the first thing on his bucket list is to make his way back to the two most important people in his life. For answers and for love.
They are yours, you are theirs, it’s that simple
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HPTriad5/works/54917875
Summary: They make it out like agreeing to live with someone is such a life-altering decision, such an adult thing to do, that when the moment comes you start to doubt yourself. It’s a war and I might only live so much, but do I want to? Do I really? Then someone dies, or someone’s house gets blown up and the only thing you think about is what if it was me? I’d have- they’re so- Why doesn’t in end already?!? And you realize that this big decision is you basically stopping drifting by and taking the reins of your life at least this one time.
The Unexpected
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HPTriad5/works/54926353
Summary: “The most beautiful love is the one that’s kept hidden, like a precious secret. A secret love is like a rose, delicate and beautiful, cherished and protected.”
Hermione has to go undercover for a mission because of poisoning and attacking of both wizards and muggles. What was thought to be a simple mission turns into more then bargained for.
The Beautiful Unexpected
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/HPTriad5/works/54798061
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mcflymemes · 1 year
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THE PARENT TRAP PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the 1998 film
what's going on?
i have class and you don't.
i'll tell you what i'm gonna do.
what was your mother like?
i agree. it totally sucks.
we actually did it!
still biting those nails, i see.
oh, don't do this to me. i'm already seeing double.
any of your pictures ruined?
it's time to break up this little love fest.
you're young, beautiful, sexy...
i may never be alone with you again.
what do you expect? to live happily ever after?
what did you call me?
yes. to all of the above.
ooh, let me help you with that.
you know, sometime if we're ever really alone maybe we could talk about what happened between us.
i'm sorry, it's just i've missed you so much.
get the picture?
it ended so fast.
wow, suddenly you're so interested in math!
have you seen your father?
i would pay big money to see that woman climb a mountain.
who are you, robert de niro? yes, i am talking to you.
you probably don't remember me...
if that's the way you want it, then let the games begin.
this arrangement really sucks.
come here, we have to talk.
i think there's something on your head.
i love oreos. at home, i eat them with peanut butter.
okay, sorry. got a little nervous!
the man went completely ashen like i was the bloody ghost of christmas past.
can one of you get something cold for my head?
this is so scary.
i promise i'll make your lives miserable.
i think it's an awesome idea. inspired. brilliant, really.
i know. it seems like it's been forever.
okay, on the count of three, we'll show them to each other.
this is beyond coincidence. this is beyond imagination!
i know she was really beautiful.
most people find that totally disgusting.
totally, it's like a dream come true.
will you stop thinking about your stomach at a time like this?
i'm really thirsty.
i think you're kind of missing the point.
hey, you sounded just like me!
i learned it at camp.
it's me or them.
let's discuss this calmly. calmly and rationally.
this is so scary.
i've never been so happy in my entire life.
i have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea!
excuse me?
may your life be far less complicated than mine.
that's where i have to go.
what are you doing here?
we were so young. we both had tempers, we said stupid things so i packed.
i made the mistake of not coming after you once. i'm not going to do that again no matter how brave you are.
what has gotten into you?
you didn't come after me.
that's perfectly... perfect. have fun.
you can't get married!
i'm not so hungry anymore.
that really doesn't matter anymore.
i suppose you just expect me to go weak at the knees, and fall into your arms, and cry hysterically.
don't shut your eyes!
i'm going to take the lead.
we have a butler?
we decided to switch places.
honey, you never looked better.
this is where we're eating?
that girl is without a doubt the lowest most awful creature to ever walk the planet.
can i hug her?
how exactly are we paying for this?
i'm supposed to, aren't i?
start unzipping.
go on, just do it.
i'm crawling back into bed, and sleeping 'til lunch.
i'll make you a little deal.
i didn't even know you spoke french.
nobody. forget i mentioned it.
i've loved you your whole life.
that does not sound like a possibility, babe.
it'll totally ruin completely everything!
you wanna know the real difference between us?
how did you know that?
that would be correct.
you have no idea.
mine's a pathetic little thing.
i just hope that one day you could love me as me.
thank you, thank you very much!
don't look at me. i don't know a thing.
you're g ood, but you're just not good enough.
what are you rummaging in your trunk for this time?
don't you realize what's happening?
this is so freaky.
if i didn't know any better, i'd say it's almost like you were... forget it. it's impossible.
i hope you're not mad because i love you so much.
loser jumps into the lake after the game.
i changed a lot over the summer.
i've never seen you and i've dreamt of meeting you my whole life.
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sanjoongie · 1 year
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Series~
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2022 Kinktober {M}
2023 Filth Fest February {M}
2023 Arousal August {M}
Wips Graveyard ~ old ideas that i've lost the motivation to write but the idea should be out there/ exposing the pretty moodboard i made and don't want it to go to waste ><
2023 Revember {M}{A}
2024 Filth Fest February{M}
Thirst Week {M}
Tipsy Drabbles {M}
Series
1.The Bucket List~{M}{A}{F}{TW}: Ateez, Jung Wooyoung x Choi San x Reader(f) x Kim Hongjoong ~Completed~
ღSummary: You take a summer off to check off your personal bucket list but what you don’t realize is you become a beacon of hope for three lost boys {Summer Event for Kvanity network}
ღGenre: Modern Supernatural Au, Vampire Au, Shapeshifter Au, Incubus Au
2. Twilight Academy~ {M}{A} Ateez, Park Seonghwa ~Ongoing~
ღSummary: You’re a new teacher at the Twilight Academy, bumping into a supposed teacher and sleeping with them the day before you start. Little did you know… it wasn’t simply a teacher you were sleeping with
ღGenre: Modern Fantasy au, strangers to lovers
3. Breed! {M} OT8 ~Ongoing~
ღSummary: when you and your boyfriend San are abducted by 7 aliens for the sole purpose of said aliens learning how to breed the human way
4. Library of Illusion {M} OT8 ~Complete~
ღSummary: The loss of your love drives you to unimaginable lengths, through incomprehensible stories, just to acquire an artifact that would revive him. Will you succeed, or will you get sucked into a story, never to return? Welcome to the Library of Illusions, where nothing is as it appears to be, and yet anything is possible, as long as you play by the rules.
5. Blood Moon Series {M}{TW} Ateez, San and Wooyoung ~Ongoing~
☾Synopsis: Times are rough with one of your good friends missing, but times are even rougher when you wake up to your roommate being fed on by a vampire.
6. Fanboys {M}{crack} Ateez, Hongjoong, San and Wooyoung ~Ongoing~ note: this is a Social Media Au, but will have some written parts
❧Synopsis: As an idol, you make a fake twitter account, posing as “Mingi” and become friends with your fans
Ateez As~ 
As Fallen Angels{M}{A}{TW}{F}: ~Completed~
ღSummary: in which ateez leave heaven for you, some with a bang and others with a whimper
In Skirts{M}: ~Completed~
ღSummary: in which ateez put on skirts and what follows in nothing short of magical (and sexy)
As Rockstars {M}: ~Completed~
ღSummary: in which ateez are in a band and you just joined and… it’s a little bit more convenient to have a girl member than find a groupie…
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dramioneasks · 1 year
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Summer Fics (2023)
building up the pages (over the Atlantic) by prima_vera - T, one-shot - The letters Draco sends Hermione after they first meet on their holidays on the French Riviera and start their friendship/summer fling/romance.
crack on by echoofpromise - E, WIP - This season on Love Island ... Ten sexy singles enter the Spanish Villa in the hope of finding adventure, friendship, love, and a shot at winning the $50,000 prize money! But beware - with a summer this long and hot, there's bound to be drama.
fire in our hearts (burning brighter than the sun) by riddikulus_puff - T, one-shot - Before the arrival of their firstborn baby, Hermione Granger-Malfoy and Draco Granger-Malfoy decided to go on short trips around Europe, something that they had thought about for so long in their relationship. Finally, they were able to do the trips they had wished about. Explore the places that they had always dreamed of travelling to but had never had the chance to explore because of the business of their work lives. After spending the last few days exploring the streets of Italy and exploring Marina di Carrara with their main adventure being a night-time walk along the beach. The next and final destination of the trip was France, more specifically going to Brive-la-Gaillarde. A one-shot for the 2023 Hermione's Haven Bingo Fic Fest Inspired by the song 'Gotta Be You' by One Direction
Aperol Spritz (ENG) by GingerSnapeUA - T, one-shot - After breaking up with Ron, Hermione decides to go on vacation to Italy, but an unexpected meeting awaits her there.
Crash My Girls' Trip by GreenInk_RedLetters - T, 14 chapters - Hermione Granger should have known her first holiday in over five years would be more 'shite hits the fan' than 'sex on the beach.' A promise of a two-week bon voyage on a wizarding island was surely slipping away right before her eyes. She bloody should have known. When Ginny finally convinces Hermione to join her on a two-week island holiday, hilarity ensues as it turns out they're not the only ones vacationing on the magical island, Serena Aquae. And when their own lodging doesn't work out, who just so happens to have extra room in his suite...? Classic, vacation-vibe Dramione story with several classic tropes: same hotel suite, forced proximity, mild jealousy etc. Lots of humor, angst, but overall a lighthearted read.
Stuck in the Middle with You by lilacprestyge - E, 10 chapters - ‘’What the f - Granger?!’’ ‘’Malfoy!’’ She screeched as she hid her eyes from the sight of a very naked Draco Malfoy standing in the middle of her room. ‘’Get out of my room’’ they both said in unison. When Harry Potter finally puts a knee down for none other than the last Weasley, the Malfoy heir, a colleague of the war hero, is invited to the wedding in an all-inclusive magical resort in Dominican Republic. One administrative mishap later, and Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are stuck together in the same room. For the whole week.
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satorusugurugurl · 2 months
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Ferris Wheel
Summary: Marie’s Summer Fest prompt: Ferris Wheel
Pairing: Fushiguro Toji x AFAB!Reader
Warnings: public play, fingering, exhibitionism, degrading, dirty talk, sort of dom themes
Word Count: 1,242
A/N: The Tojo brain rot has been so real! bark bark bark wooof!! 🥵
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The smell of deep-fried food and motor oil from the amusement park did not sound like a very good combination of smells, but as you held your boyfriend's hand wandering through the park, you had to disagree. Smelling all the different scents, from the fried Oreos to the cotton candy being made, had your mouth watering! The bright lights, the sounds of delightful screaming, and the way to Toji squeeze your hand
“Hey,” a large hand ruffled the top of your head, pulling your attention away from the different food vendors. “Did you still want to ride the Ferris wheel?”
Toji strokes some of your stray hairs away from your face while he carries the giant turtle plushy. He had one for you under his other arm. He had completed a well-paying job and decided to take you to an amusement park after you complained about it while Shiu drove you back to the hotel. You insisted to him that it was an excellent way to unwind after getting a fat paycheck
“Yeah!” You beamed, grabbing his hand and tugging him towards the Ferris wheel, only for him to stop.
“I gotta wash my hands first; give me a second.” You cocked an eyebrow taking the turtle plushy from your boyfriend while waiting off to the side for him to return. Why would he need to wash his hands before getting on another amusement park ride
His strange behavior disappeared to the back of your mind. But once you slid into the swing on the Ferris wheel, you couldn’t help but notice how his hands remained in his pockets until you got into the swinging seat. You only realized why his hands remained in his pockets as soon as you were out of any eyes when his hand gripped your thighs, squeezing it gently as the multicolored lights of the Ferris wheel danced across his face.
‘Have I told you how sexy that little sundress looks on you?” To emphasize his point, Toji’s fingers slid under the hem of your lilac dress.
“No, you haven’t.”
Fingers further up, running along the inside of your thighs. “Well, I had planned on taking you back to the hotel room and worshiping you in it. But somebody wanted funnel cake and wouldn’t shut up about it.” An almost breathless giggle passes through your lips.
“Yeah, it was delicious.”
“Hmm,” his rough fingers push your soaked panties to the side. “But it’s not as tasty as you.”
Oh fuck, this was why he had washed his hands
Just as the realization strikes you, he slides his index and middle finger slowly over your slick folds, lubing up his fingers. Once he deemed them wet enough, Toji shoved them inside of your cunt, growling at the way your wet walls hugged him as he set a slow pace, pumping them in and out of you. Your boyfriend smirked at how you brought the turtle plushy up to your mouth to muffle the sounds of your moans. He slowly focuses on your weak spot, that sweet, spongy spot inside of you, since he doesn’t have much time to get you off.
“Oh fuck, oh fuck, T-Toji.” Your voice muttered into the plushie. “Nnngh fuck—”
“Yeah, does my pretty little girlfriend like when I finger fuck her stuffing her tight little pussy in public?” The bustling of the crowd, rides, and games are nearly drowning out the wet squelching sounds of Toji’s fingers fucking into you. Your boyfriend, however, could hear every sweet sound that your pussy made, along with the moans and cries you fought back. “You don’t have to answer that. Your pretty little pussy squeezing down on my fingers already did.”
Toji uses his thumb to rub teasing circles around your clit as your fingers dig into your stuffed animal as the swing you’re in stops at the very top of the ride. You can hear the couple below you laughing and talking. Unaware of the fact that your boyfriend was knuckles deep inside of you, pushing you closer towards your orgasm. Toji’s navy eyes were glued on your pulse, watching it quicken with each carefully calculated stroke of his fingers. Your boyfriend knows you're close by the way your thighs clamp around his hand and how your breath quickens as your eyes dart towards him, full of unfiltered.
“Close,” you whimper, your hips slowly rocking against his hand.
“Close? Are you gonna cum baby?” You nod. “Alright, you can cum when I count to zero. How does that sound?”
“Yes, please.”
“Ten.” Toji rubbed your sweet spot harder. “Nine, fuck you’re so cute, eight—” your mind is fuzzy, lost in pleasure as the Ferris wheel slowly starts to move again. “Oooh, would you look at that? We better hurry up.”
You feel like you’re going to explode as Toji continues to slowly count down as you get closer and closer to the end of your ride. Your pussy twitches as you turn your head, lips slightly parted with soft cries. Your dark-haired muscle mass of a boyfriend smirks, speeding his fingers up, fucking into you faster, savoring the way you tilted your head back
“Three~”
“Toji, please—”
“Please, what, baby?”
You can hear the sounds of the crowd lined up to get on getting closer. “Please let me cum—” The smell of sandalwood and gunpowder wafts over you as Toji leans close to your ear.
“What was that? Say it louder?”
“Please let me cum—” You please in a harsh whisper.
“That’s a good girl, two—” fingers curl inside of you, moving in and out faster. “—one—” God, you’re so close to the end of the ride, and you’re close to reaching that sweet release. “It would be fun to edge you right now.”
“Toji, please!”
The desperation and tears in your eyes have all thoughts of edging out the window. “Zero, cum, you little slut.” Toji commands, pressing down on your g-spot as hard as he can.
You were mere seconds from screaming out his name as you gush over his fingers, but Toji luckily catches your lips on his, sucking in every moan that slips out of your mouth as you cum all over his fingers. Just before you reach the bottom, Toji adjusts your panties and dress before seductively licking and sucking his fingers clean as your ride reaches the end.
The smirk on your boyfriend's face is wide as you struggle to stand up. Your struggles don’t go unnoticed as you win a concerned look from the ride operator. Instead of continuing to watch you struggle, Toji wraps around your waist, helping to steady you as he grins at the questioning, watchful eyes of the teenager who focuses on your shaking legs.
“She’s scared of heights,” Toji answers the question that isn’t asked. In turn, he ignores skeptical glances from the other park-goers as he leads you down the stairs.
“You asshole, I’m gonna make you regret that stunt you just pulled.” There was, however, not much heat in your tone, which means you weren’t all that serious.
A firm smack on your ass is how Toji responds before blowing on your ear. “Oh baby, I’d love to see you fucking try.”
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Five Fics Friday: August 25/23
Happy Friday Everyone! An even BETTER Friday because it's the start of my 2023 Summer holidays AND the beginning of my birthday weekend! :D Let's enjoy this weekend with some fantastic new fics on my radar this week! Enjoy!!
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Red Number Day by PipMer (M, 39,325 w., 7 Ch. || Magical Realism AU || Friends to Lovers, Light Humour, Minor Character Death, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Sow Burn, Angst, Light Fluff, Character Study, First Kiss/Time) – In a world where everybody has a set deathday, Sherlock Holmes is the only person who can see them. As with most talents, it's both a blessing and a curse. Because Death is a fixed point. Indelible, unchangeable, inevitable. It can't be altered, cheated or delayed.
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