#sfw today

[undeniablyares]

I bring you Day 1 of my Akaren Week 2022 prompts and fics. Today, I offer you all a sort of arranged marriage. A continuation of the story “Dubiously Hers” from my KNY Kinktober 2022 collection (link to that story at the bottom of t his post). Enjoy nerds, and happy Akaren Week. <3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42063717/chapters/106232397

[smallsafespace]

Stars 😎⭐️

[flockdog]

lesbians flirt normally challenge <3

[happyheidi]

x

[capricornlevi]

"this is a bad idea," you mumble, one plastic-gloved hand perched on atsumu's shoulder while the other vigorously shakes the bottle of box dye. "i cannot stress how appallingly bad an idea this is."

atsumu scoffs, head dipping back so he can look at you properly. "ya gonna help me or not?"

with a smile and a roll of your eyes, you gently push his head back into its original position, fixing the towel that's slipping off his shoulders. "obviously i'll help you, but i want to absolve myself of any blame. this bet with aran isn't exactly legally enforceable."

"i know, i know," he mumbles, and you see his smile in the bathroom mirror in front of you both. "but i gotta stick to my word, ya know? plus, ya just know 'samu will find it funny."

"will he?" you grimace, eying the empty cardboard box that reads charcoal grey in big bold letters on the side. "his hair hasn't been this colour since high school."

"it'll still be the closest we've gotten ta being mixed up since we were kids," he grins, "and ya know you're the only one i trust ta not dye it bright green or somethin'."

"fine," you agree cautiously, unscrewing the cap from the bottle and running your fingers through atsumu's soft tresses.

"one last thing!" he interrupts just as you're about to start applying the dye.

"yeah?"

"you'll still wanna marry me after this, right?"

another fond eye roll as you apply the first of the dye to his roots. "oh, we'll get you back to blond before long, and if you're still silver by the wedding, you'll have a lifetime of making it up to me."

[elsecrytt]

Satoru Gojo goes to the same cafe every day for his coffee-flavored confectionary beverage. You are the barista tasked with pumping his drink with the unreasonable assortment of syrup squeezes.

You don't blink at it. You've been in customer service forever. Everything is second nature to you. But you give him a look when you hand him a drink and he just starts going.

He likes to make small chat, you learn. About meaningless things - desserts, drinks, the weather - but he makes you laugh, and he laughs at your jokes, too. He's smiling every time you talk.

He's beautiful - in that way that makes you uncertain if he's really there - and friendly, and he seems a bit lonely, eager to converse.

Something tells you Satoru probably doesn't have a lot of close friends. He's rich, too, judging by the massive tips he leaves you.

The thing is, you do a lot of things on autopilot. It's just the way these things get after a while. Pouring drinks, "What would you like today?", "I'll have that out for you soon!", "Have a nice day!", all that stuff.

Sometimes, though. Sometimes. Wires get crossed.

He's picked up his drink to leave, giving you a cheeky smile and a little wave, and you tell him, without thinking twice:

"Love you, bye!"

Oh. Oh fucking hell -

"Love you too!"

[nook-kid]

Shout out to the regressors who don't fit the normal expectations/aesthetics of regression and childhood.

I love the term boyre and getting to enjoy the woes of boyhood I never got to, playing with my toy dinos and making mud pies. But I also like to have tea parties and play with my barbies, and I'm lucky enough to be able to do both with full love and support.

And I want other regressors to be able to do the same knowing that it's okay. You're valid and I support you.

And I truly mean that. Whether you're a little boy who plays with dinos or dolls, a little girl who plays fairies or pirates, or a little kid who does a mix of it all, I love you, I support you and I'm proud of you.

Take back your childhood however you want, and do it knowing that you're perfect however you choose to do it. - Mikey

[girlboyburger]

today i realized i could draw anything i want, so.

i drew myself a girlfriend

[little-pup-pip]

It's my birthday!!

[ageremoji]

Extra stuffie hugging emojis!

[comfyhome]

there are So many of us . not an insane amount but a lot more than you’d think

for every extreme cuddling blog you find on tumblr, there are like 10 other people who are too afraid to even make one. there are also 10 other people who don’t even know this community exists yet and just think they’re weird. YES, YOUR INTEREST IS A LITTLE UNCONVENTIONAL!!! BUT YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN IT!!!!!

for being able to talk about it and express yourself, you are brave!! even just for acknowledging that it’s a part of you, you are brave!!!! and I love you!!!!!!!!!!! you are not hurting anybody by finding comfort in the unusual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[averagegtenjoyer]

I honestly think shrink rays could be real if scientists would just lock the fuck in

[teamfortraven]

im so tired

but hwat if!!! what if!

love this mn so much so dearly he would absolutely stop to chec k his email or something on his phone while his lee is recoverin gand they try to geta way and he just wraps his arms around their waist and pulls them bafk like "and where do you think YOU'RE going?"

[tinyowlet]

[ineffabildaddy]

everyone else who's got their laptop out on this train is evidently doing work for their office jobs but i'm just here writing gay fanfiction lmfao

[littleprincerianne]

"electric car or car that runs on gasoline?" no boo, these: