#shaggy gives me gender envy

[troywagner]

Hello, Mr Wagner! I wanted to ask if you knew what hairstyle this was that you had back in the day? It gives me so much gender envy and I kinda wanna get something like it

I call it “shaggy hair desperately trying to hide a very obvious cowlick”

[jabberwock-islanders]

Characters We Desperately Want To Look Like (a slideshow)

Even though some of them contradict each other a little bit lmao

Each attached image will have a written version of what's written in the image

Ethan from Spooky Month

Twink goals

Red and black alt aesthetic

Something about him speaks to the trans masc within us

Dyed hair <3

Also shaggy hair being tied up in a small ponytail <3

He is our favorite flavor of man and we need to be that flavor of man

Honestly if we had to choose one character in this list to model our entire visual identity after, it would be Ethan

Ibuki Mioda from Danganronpa

Scene girlie!!

She's so colorful and vibrant and we want to Bleed Neon

Dyed hair part 2 <3

Accessorizing school uniforms? Yes!!!

Piercings and bracelets and cute stockings and and and and

This is one of the few times we'd accept wearing a skirt tbh

Sometimes you wanna dress like your entire personality is Paramour, fight me

Light Yagami from Death Note

Hear me out

He's a plain brunet what else is there to want

Also we shair hair colors! That's something!!

Idk what else to say he's just gender envy in the most normal way possible

And sometimes you just wanna be normal

Also he calls to the burnt out gifted kid sleeping in our bones

Cole from Ninjago

HEAR ME OUT.

Big strong teddy bear

We long to hold the people we love with strong arms like those

Idk man sometimes we long to be a Big Strong Man

Shaggy tied up hair part 2 <3

(Yes I know I'm using fanart here but it proves our point better than Lego Man ever could)

Honestly, this is the least realistic on our list LMAO

Izuru Kamukura from Danganronpa

Just look at him

He's the emo twink of everyone's dreams

We either want short hair or super long hair and there is no in between, can you tell? /silly

Also, pale pretty boy aesthetic

And we're already pale as shit so it's perfect!!

While Hajime isn't on this list, he's an honorary mention

Kazuichi Soda from Danganronpa

Pathetic boy appeal

His fashion sense is Trash but in a good way

Sometimes you just wanna look like the sad pathetic loser boy you are

Also pink!!

We vibe with pink sometimes

Beanies are always a win

(Tbh I think we like him better in blue than yellow)

(His jumpsuit is fucking Piss Yellow, denim blue will always beat piss yellow)

Leon Kuwata from Danganronpa

GIVE ME YOUR WARDROBE SIR

Tbh I think we just desperately want to live his life and become him in any and every way (we have a Leon introject in case you were wondering LMAO)

His jacket?? Hand it over???

Giant safety pin accessory is so real and we wish we had one to put on our jackets

Ignoring the facial hair though

Anyways HIS RINGS we want his rings

And his chain

Lloyd Garmadon from Ninjago

Hear me out part 3 I suppose

Sometimes. Sometimes you wanna be a golden retriever boy

We wanna be his specific brand of cute

Like look at him, he's fucking Cute

The hair style is also part of the appeal

In case you haven't noticed, we love men with mid-length hair

Also his bangs??? GOD he's so gorgeous

We'd do so much to be a gorgeous boy like Lloyd

So. Much.

Selever from Friday Night Funkin' (Mod)

...I can't defend this one tbh

The nonhuman desire to just... be a silly little demon guy

There isn't much more I can say, he's just Gender

Also his outfit? We want that shit

The boots... We would kill for those boots

Tbh he's just black and red part 2

Even though he's more maroon than red

He's babygirl, what can I say

Anyways, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

[nemmet]

👗 🧠 for the scooby meme!!

👗 favourite outfits worn by the gang?

i love literally every time they’ve worn formalwear, but the ones in the gourmet ghost and monsters unleashed are my favourites in that department!! i also want to give a shout-out to specifically fred’s outfits in the 90s revival movies (zombie island to cyber chase) and any time he’s worn a hawaiian shirt. immense gender envy. <3

🧠 favourite headcanon?

i swear i have a million headcanons until someone asks me to tell them one and i forget every thought i’ve ever had. although one just came to me! in the original series, fred and daphne are both 16 whereas shaggy is 17 and velma is 15. i headcanon that they’re all the same year at school, but shaggy was held back a year (functioning issues/poor mental health got in the way of his studies) and velma was put forward a year (super smart!!).

[penguinandlasagna]

Ranking P1Harmony based on the gender envy

1. Theo

His voice? HIS VOICE? Goddamn. But also, longer hair suits him so well and before I cut my hair a while ago, we had basically the same hair cut, so… ye. Him in a suit gives me so much gender envy. Help.

2. Soul

I’d say this is more about his looks than voice, although his voice is adorable. Long or short, hair looks good on him. FNC pls don’t make him bald.

3. Jiung

I saw this one edit of him in a silky button up with matching pants (i think I don’t remember) and he was like dancing and shit and idk i just felt so much gender envy

4. Jongseob

I went to the P1Harmony fan meet a few weeks ago (off topic, but I got a selfie with Keeho) and Jongseob’s new hair was like, a shaggy mullet? With greenish brownish hair? Instant gender envy. Other than that, we have very similar facial shapes and shit, the shape of our face, our eyes, nose even, idk abt the lips, but I honestly thought I was related to him at first.

5. Keeho

Idk how to explain it. It’s not that strong, but him in the Do It Like This era got me in a gender envy chokehold. I wish I was born a man.

6. Intak

Little to no gender envy. HOWEVER. There’s massive gender envy when I see him in a tank top. Makes me want to exercise.

[ghostchasersmagazine]

Butch Cassidy, Mark [Speed Buggy], and Ted [Goober And The Ghost Chasers] for the Character Opinion Bingo?

Thanks for asking!

I don't have a proper bingo sheet for Mark since none of the options on there really fit my opinion of him, so I'll talk about him here first and then do Butch and Ted with their bingo sheets under the cut.

I do like Mark well enough. I think he fits the role of the Responsible One in the Speed Buggs dynamic well (without it being the only thing he does, I remember a least a couple jokes involving him), and I do like him in "The Weird Winds of Winona". (In particular, I'm thinking about the scene where Shaggy thinks he's being attacked by the mannequin and Mark is the one who tries to call out to him/is the one who "catches" the mannequin.) He also gets some memorability points for being one of the few characters amongst the Mystery Teens to have dark skin (at least in "The Weird Winds of Winona" anyway), so he stands out physically.

But, I overall don't really have that strong of feelings about him, and I'd say that I like Tinker and Debbie a little bit more as characters than him. This might change as I watch more Speed Buggy, but so far that's the feel I've gotten from him. I like Mark just fine, but I don't have much to say about him beyond that.

Moving onto Butch and Ted next (who I do have stronger feelings on since they're from my two favorite Mystery Teen shows).

Butch:

"My every waking thought"/Keysmash: Butch is a character I think about a lot and just generally really like. He's a character I have strongly-felt headcanons for and just generally like to analyze, too. Since he's a character from a 13-episode Hanna Barbera show he's not exactly fleshed-out per say, but I like that he has consistent and interesting enough traits that I can work with in that regard.

"They have done nothing wrong, ever": This one is in reference to the fact that he's a government spy. While most of the time this doesn't factor in too much, other times there are scenes where Butch only saves a guy from drowning because the government hadn't got to interrogate him yet. Butch may be a government pawn but I still care him. <3

"Not be nonbinary but-": I've mentioned it before but Butch has my favorite design of all the Mystery Teens. I like his swoopy hair, the necktie, the bell bottom pants, the whole 1970s Teen Idol look. The "pretty but masculine" vibe he gives off is very Gender Envy if you will.

Ted:

"My every waking thought"/Keysmash: Ted is another character I think about a lot and have strongly-felt headcanons for. Admittedly, a good amount of this is centered around his relationship with the other characters in his show as opposed to just him by himself, but still, I do think about him a lot.

I like how he's a character that is the Responsible One of his group but not written as a stick-in-the-mud; he clearly is as interested in ghosts as the rest of the characters are, and there are hints of other hobbies he could have hidden in the show too (like his interest in technology that I've mentioned before). I also like his design too, with the matching purple jacket-and-pants and his of-the-time haircut. I just think he's neat.

*gently holds*/"I want to kiss their poor little head": This is in reference to how expressive he can get in the show (I think mainly because of his thicker eyebrows), especially when he's upset/sad. A lot of the times when he's sad it looks like he's about to start crying and it makes me feel bad for him.

This is also in reference to how Ted is still just a teenager and how sometimes I wonder if he's putting too much pressure on himself being the Responsible One and all (kinda like how I feel about Butch I suppose). Sure, he has a job and a car and stuff, but he's still like, only 16 or 17 years old. I just want him to relax and have fun chasing ghosts.

[youre-so-captivating]

whatever i cant take (redacted) seriously but is it ever fun to headcannon that one character as trans. GENDER ENVY GENDER ENVY

[dex-xe]

BBC Ghosts x Eurovision

No one asked for this (and I’ve already seen a few people discussing this but haven’t seen anyone go into much detail) but here are some headcanons about the ghosts watching Eurovision 2021!! Eurovision has been one of my special interests since I was a little kid so combining it with my current special interest just seems right!!

(Also pls comment your own headcanons or even better send them to my inbox AND also send new headcanon topics for us to chat about cause I’ve missed doing that!!)

- Firstly it’s definitely Mike’s doing,, Alison jokes it’s a bit tacky and kinda cringe and Mike is *deeply* offended insisting the tack is what makes it fun.

- Alison also really enjoys it but also enjoys teasing Mike about his affinity

- Alison shows the ghosts a few YouTube clips of old years

- Kitty, Mary, and Humphrey are all well up for watching straight away,, also Pat but we’ll talk about him in a minute.

- Robin doesn’t really get the point (countries are a stupid idea according to him so having a country based competition where people actually get serious about it is just daft).

- Thomas and Fanny both hate the clips they’re shown and call it the “lowest form of entertainment” they’ve ever seen.

- The Captain is also above it... or so he says but he finds his foot tapping along to Emmilie De Forest and is *horrified* at himself

- Julian is straight away racist,, a comment here about EU bureaucracy, another snipe there about Russia. Alison shuts his complaining down very quickly and tells him he can’t say anything he wouldn’t be happy someone saying about the UK or else his phone privileges will be taken away.

- Pat is the only ghost who has seen Eurovision before (Julian has always refused on principle).

- He used to watch it with his family and put on a proper spread for everyone (cause we all know Pat was the family cook). I’m talking mini sausage rolls, tiny sandwiches, a cheese and pineapple hedgehog (totally not what my family does for Eurovision every year... hmmm) and then also a trifle cause it’s the most English pudding ever and you gotta support the home side.

- (I’m hungry,, can you tell??)

- Once Alison has explained to them how the show works, most of them agree to watch - Thomas once he learns of the beautiful women competing and Fanny the same with the men.

- The Captain however begins taking it very seriously once he starts to realise the tactical elements of it,, while he likes the performances, he spends the entire afternoon rewatching previous years scoring segments making mental notes of what gets support and who votes for who.

- The evening comes round and everyone gathers to watch in the TV room.

- The second the flag parade starts everyone is engrossed - even Fanny can marvel at the spectacle of it.

- (I’m not gonna talk about every performance cause Jeez that’s long but here are what I think everyone’s favourites would be.

- Robin really loves Finland and Italy,, anything loud and rocky he’s straight up off the floor and jumping along (same Robin, same) but he falls completely silent and watches in awe at the Spanish entry because of the giant moon (he then also asks Alison to buy a huge moon for the living room - she’s says she’ll think about it).

- Kitty is fully rooting for Malta - Lizzo girlboss vibes is what Kitty lives for. It’s also helped that Alison expressed quite an interest for that one as well.

- Thomas is expecting to like the pretty girls but absolutely falls for Switzerland straight away. Curly haired, blouse-wearing emotional guy with incredibly dramatic dancing is just 😍😍 for him (same Thomas,, can’t decide if he’s very attractive or if it’s gender envy or what??).

- Julian supports the UK... he thinks the song is shit but cannot bring himself to compliment anyone else.

- Pat is an Iceland kind of guy (ily dadi,, you were robbed #eurovision2020winners) and he fully finds himself trying to dance along, smiling all the way through their performance. He likes the weirder ones,, the ones were everyone is clearly just having a blast.

- Humphrey likes the emotional ones,, Bulgaria is a favourite. Righttttt up until France - he picked up a little French from his wife, enough to figure out what Barbara’s talking about and is just in tears by the end.

- Mary actually finds herself enjoying the more folky, traditionally European ones. This comes back to my Morris/folk dancing Mary so I feel like she’d appreciate like Ukraine and Russia - also for the like strong woman aesthetic.

- Fanny is abhorred by the outfits and music but does join Julian in his reluctant support of the UK, she instead prefers to mutter her abuses of the skimpy outfits to the Captain.

- The Captain is also drawn in by the emotional ones like Humphrey, specifically France again. However, a shaggy and shirtless Damiano David jumping about the place in eyeliner and tight trousers awakens something in him he didn’t know was there. He’s horrified by the group and the loudness and the outfits and everything but is also very much intrigued in a way that disturbs him.

- Mike also likes Italy quite a bit cause he’s an Arctic Monkeys/Killers kinda guy (he is,, don’t @ me cause me tooooo Mike) and Alison tends to agree with him but also, like I said, agrees with Kitty on the girl power ones.

- Once the scoring starts, the ghosts start getting noisier and talking amongst themselves about the acts and who they would vote for (they’re not allowed to vote cause Alison refuses to pay for her dead housemates to get a vote each).

- The Captain edges closer to the TV as the others talk over his beloved scoring system, completed overshadowing the research the Captain has done.

- It ends with the Captain sat cross legged in front of the TV with Humphrey in his lap explaining precisely what was happening to Humphrey.

- When it gets towards the end everyone hushes up and they all watch as Italy win. Most of them celebrate.

- Fanny is greatly disturbed by the winners and laments the state of music these days. The Captain vocally agrees but also can’t draw his eyes from the screen.

- Julian has some very choice words for the public for giving the UK a big fat 0.

- Kitty says she’s just glad that everyone had a good time and enjoyed their performances. She also wishes that she could go to the show (don’t we all).

But yeah that’s my collection of headcanons for Eurovision,, once again proving I am a massive nerd who spends too much time putting together little stories.

Anyway,, if you have any more Eurovision headcanons feel free to comment them or send them to my inbox so I can reply and add to them. Similarly, if you have any other shows/music/events/literally anything that you think I should make ghosts headcanons for or that you have hcs for then send them over to my inbox as well!! Love yall stay safe, drink some water if you’ve managed to read this far :)

[saltycharacters]

People that give me gender envy: Brian David Gilbert, Shaggy, Jim from Treasure Planet

[upside-down-whopper]

why do guys working at costco give me some sort of gender envy, this one guy filling up gas deadass looked like shaggy