#shallowsatire

[thruthisnight]

4 21 and 24?

4. 🎮- Favorite DAPG video? why?

i love both the truth bomb videos u can just tell tom hazel pj and sophie are having such a fun time lolol just feels like genuine bants 🙏🏻

21. ⏰- Favorite old school Phil video?

dilt my beloved :')

24. 👬- Favorite joint selfie?

excuse me while i cry. dan going :] phil looks so sexc,, the boxes the forever home journey its all too much...

[teawiththespleen]

I am blowing u a kiss rn!!! If u feel love, warmth and gratitude in the next 3-5 days that was me

came in the mail today <3

[asapification]

Hi asjdkaja thank you <33

youre welcome <3

[ghiblivampire]

Soup mutual!!!!

me logging onto tumblr.com every day:

[isthisadrawingiseebeforeme]

11 and 41/42/43?

Ohh thanks for sending in some numbers 😊😊

11: A new creation that you’re very proud of! This piece! I just had this random idea and I hadn’t drawn anything in that style for awhile. It was also fun to do that glitchy effects when I animated it! 

41: Do you listen to music while you create? Yes! I usually just shuffle through my spotify playlist but there are some artists/albums that I play specifically to get in the zone if I know I need to concentrate. Some of the albums I’ll listen to in those instances include AM, Danger Days, Underclass Hero, FANDOM, Fine Line, Freckle Season, Electra Heart...

42: Do you watch anything while you create? No...I can’t do that or else I won’t be able to get anything done 😅. I will occasionally put on an old dnp vid to listen in the background. (old phil livestreams and the dnp undertale series are so good for that)

43: Do you usually drink/eat anything while creating? Besides water, not really. I don’t want to bother with food when I’m drawing so no to food either. I'll stop what I’m doing and take a break if I need to eat/drink.

send me a number!

[midnightradio]

shallowsatire replied to your post: it’s alive with brian david gilbert

Did you buy the hobo font to make this? Because I was looking online to make an edit but it costs 40$ so I had to give up on my dreams :’(

hell no lmao

[jestbee]

Hello! I just wanted to tell you that I think about your one star review fic at least once a month and this month I've been thinking about even more for some reason. That au was just absolutely stellar and I've fallen in love with it over and over again. Also I've been listening to le festin by Camille and that may have something to do with it lmao.

(x) Chef Phil has a rat controlling his every move, confirmed haha 

(ngl I had to look up that song to understand how it connected to the fic but I get it now and I love it)

Thank you for this message, I’m so glad you enjoyed the fic!! 

[warmspice]

Shallowsatire my beloved... 😪 end of an era

She'll always be forever in our hearts <3 but it's time to embrace the warmth I think ☀️

[kirby-the-gorb]

reply roundup!

thank you to the patrons, fleurdelis, lukeperiodsun, @heraldinthedark, hadbabits, kellie, natascha, imkirb, @technophage, and @zeldawithasword <3

the august/september sticker club design is up! the actual drawing is [here], and the photos of the real life physical stickers are [here].

also I drew another lolita kirby pattern [here] because no one can stop me. someday I will get to make actual fabric. someday...........

under a readmore for length.

there were many very good comments on [god] but I also don’t feel like I have anything to contribute in reply >.< (also congratulations to the person who got their majority, and I will always find it hilarious when one of my drawings ends up on a sideblog that has to tag it “non (topic)” lol)

(also I actually went to catholic school myself, so “me @ christians” was definitely the sentiment I was going for XD )

on [seastar]:

@the-halo-of-my-memory said: me when i went to the lake last week. you sit down on the shore and suddenly you're tangled in seaweed. also i saw a tiny lobster. i love those tiny clouds ☺☺☺

the seaweed gets you every time. tiny lobsters are very good though. (I love hearing little stories like this in the tags, thank you :> )

@ceylonsilvergirl said: Kirby rides on star, star rides on Kirby

ohhhh you’re right, I didn’t even think of that :0

@hermitfox said: I want those vibes

simply put a seastar on your head and you may achieve inner peace (or at least head empty)

on [sunhat]:

@shallowsatire said: big hat!!!! i wanna get myself a big hat for the summer again

big hats are good! I picked out a cute blue one :>

on [stickers]:

@epsilonnot said: oh my god these are so cute!!!

thank you friend <3

on [sleeby]:

@littlemousejelly said: oh kirbaby tired ;A; please someone bring blankie and plushie for snuggles (honshu)

he is just a little baby. he needs his naps.

@omegasmileyface said: ok i know its just their arms and stuff but i immediately saw this and thought 'me after a shower laying on my bedroom floor naked with my tiddies pressed up against me'

valid.

on [close]:

@littlemousejelly said: OH HELLO!!!! i am filled with joy

hehehe it’s working >:3

@bluebayard said: great kirb!! hope you feel better soon!!

thank you! I just overdid it that day, I feel okay now :>

@the-halo-of-my-memory said: *presses face against phone screen*

I’m sure he would love a good nuzzle -u-

on [kirblita]:

@littlemousejelly said: WHAT OMG MY EYES ARE SO PLEASED! THE SOFT PASTEL WAINBOW CATERPILLAR PLUSHIES OMGGGG

every time I draw something like this I feel so powerful lol, if I want to give kirby all the best stuffed animals I can!!!

on [tree]:

@laying-in-a-daisy-meadow said: ohh lets climb up a tree and go cloudwatching

that sounds lovely -u- I bet you can see them better from up there

on [bracelets]:

@iknowicanbutwhy said: At first i thought those were candy bracelets and then thought "nah, candy bracelets wouldn't survive creation"

very good point XD for some reason it never occurred to me you could make those. that sounds kinda fun.

on [printing]:

@littlemousejelly said: HOLY SHIT HELLO??? LIL ORB KIRBOS AHHHH! KORBY!!!!!

the roundest! he is a perfect circle! I am delighted :>

from the ask box:

@pourpresky said: i dont know who you are or what you do or where you live but i am going to find you and i’m gonna give you a BIG HUG because your blog is my daily dose of serotonin my life span increases everytime i see your posts and your drawings are my source of happiness

can’t thank you enough. ur art always make me smile and i hope you have an amazing day you are incredible and awesome

thank you so much! I’m so glad I can make you smile :> (this ask made me smile too, so I guess we’re even now!)

[thruthisnight]

🌟 Hi!!!! You're so funny!! and whenever I see your posts on my dash I'm like!!!! Look at sib go!!! Whooh!!!! Anyways.. Your mind. Always.. Incredible.

omg 🥺🥺🥺 literally right back at you i love seeing your posts and the way you type and tag things im like wow :) thats my friend right there ‼️

[asapification]

!!!!! Happy birthday!!!!!! 🎉🎂💞💕💖

!!!!!! yay ty !! 💓🤗💘❣️💖💕💓🌟🥳

[ghiblivampire]

I would like more information about snail tunes please

snailtunes 🐌✨

i usually listen to like. loud music. so i wanted a playlist with some slower more wholesome songs lol

it’s mostly mcr like all my playlists but also some other stuff like dodie clark and songs from over the garden wall :0 

[teawiththespleen]

tagged by @evergardenwall

Name : idk call me J 

Pronouns : she/her

Star sign : taurus

Height : 171 cm / 5’7.5”

Birthday : May 11th

Fave band/group : ABBA

Fave solo artist : Avi Kaplan for now. it changes but i circle back to the same few artists lol

Song stuck in your head : Lemon Tree and the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack

Last movie you watched : Promising Young Woman (2020)

Last show : Dickinson (season 2)

When you created this blog : idk 2016 i think

Last thing you googled : Dickinson cast

Other blogs: @bony-gastropod , @stripeytees (for movie/tv show recs and cross stitch patterns)

How many are you following : 452

How many followers do you have : 55 on main, and 26 on bony

Hours of sleep : ideally 7.5, but lately it’s been 5 or 6 hours

Lucky number : ...idk

Instruments : i had a kazoo once lmao

What are you currently wearing : loose black full sleeved shirt and black gym shorts

Dream job : idk man i just want a nice house with a vegetable patch and 2 cats. my career is a means to that end

Dream trip : I wanna visit the north eastern Indian states so badly

Fave food : cant pick one but right now it’s biryani

Nationality : indian

Top three fictional universes you’d like to live in : id love to live like a Hobbit, Pixie Hollow, Lyra’s universe in His Dark Materials

Tagging : @shallowsatire, @chai-wali-bai, @a-longing-for-life

[midnightradio]

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[mstupid]

Thank you to @shallowsatire for planting the idea of leafy photosynthesizing hair in my head