#sharehousing

[the-merry-otter]

Shout out to the fact that my housemates no longer bat an eyelid at whatever new fuckery I drift through the house wearing

[managinglyme]

Sharehousing

5. Concentrati su te stesso. Non permettere alle persone che non ti piacciono di complicarti la vita. Meglio ignorarle. Se continui a pensare come affrontare una persona che non ti piace, le stai dando già troppe delle tue attenzioni. Concentrati su te stesso, vai avanti sulla tua strada e cresci come persona.

Da: Sei costretto a relazionarti ad una persona che ti sta antipatica? Ecco 5 modi intelligenti per gestirla 26 Gennaio 2019 • di sara perazzo

[rottentiger-art]

Pen, whenever Colin forgets his wife has tiny legs

[fazcinatingblog]

Oh Tumblr, just an update, I don't have to find a new housemate, it's okay, I don't have to live with my cousin in expensive Richmond or a serial killing Italian teacher or by myself in a studio apartment or with Tony or with Alex Fasolo and his other wives or

[youve-always-had-me-cas]

I hate the 2 bedrooms 2 bathrooms trend so much in units... Anti single homeowner economy 🙄🙄 why are you wasting floor space with another thing I have to clean for no reason

[tozettastone]

i wish you would write a fic where kakuzu has a 9-5 job

takes a deep breath

i feel like there are plenty of kakuzus out here who already have 9–5 jobs ngl, haha

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Kakuzu has a 9–5 job but it's a modern AU where he spends 30% of it on twitter where he tweets about "hustle" and "the grind." He believes that other workers are not promoted because they are not working as hard as he is, and that he is different and special because he's truly committed. (It has not occurred to him that there are only so many promotions going around, and someone has to be kicking shit at the bottom of the ladder—the scarcity of promotions only interests him when he's contemplating the wiring of his boss's brakes.)

Kakuzu is, as I said, a twitter guy, and he shows up in threads about very normal things like "that new netflix show" to explain in excruciating detail that actually, real winners don't have time to watch television because they're always out there earning. Entertainment is what's wrong with society. Actually, other people not being Kakuzu is what's wrong with society. This rapidly devolves into how he doesn't want to pay tax, because he truly earned all his income and the government is stealing it for bullshit like "roads to drive on."

Other things about 9–5 Kakuzu:

He never learnt to cook because he's focused on The Grind, but he refuses to order in; eats a lot of tinned foods and rice crackers.

He looks like he works out but actually he just looks like that because he flips his desk in a rage every time someone who isn't paid enough to deal with his shit has to report to him.

When he hears workers at his office discussing how it's great that it's the school holidays—there's no drop off or pick up, so they can spend ten hours at the office! he thinks this is the sign of a good old fashioned go-getter, and not a symptom of a catastrophic family situation.

He likes to fire 40% of staff before the annual meeting so the numbers in his department look better, push the remaining staff until they burn out and quit, rehire the bare minimum of staff he could run his department with, complain that nobody is really committed to their jobs these days, rinse and repeat. Every year. EVERY year.

Posts to LinkedIn about The Grind and Hustling at 10pm from his office. Explains that he would never have gotten as far as this without Mentality. Thinks that because other people like his post, they genuinely agree with him.

Sharehoused into his 30s because despite being able to afford adequate housing on his own, it was cheaper.

Stopped sharehousing when he got a two year prison sentence for assaulting his own housemate. But he could afford a really, really good lawyer, and 20 months of it became a suspended sentence. Ha. That's what true commitment to The Grind gets you! He hopes his university-student housemate enjoys her government handout prosthetic.

Stalks Hashirama across social media being incredibly bitter about him. Hashirama graduated dux of their shared high school and Kakuzu has never forgotten it. He seethes with resentment every time he gets to see bespoke custom-furniture woodworker Hashirama and Dr Uzumaki playing with their pet dogs, looking like the kind of family they put on a billboard to sell you health insurance. It's disgusting.

Hidan is his only friend. This is a term I use lightly. Hidan is a fitness influencer who runs a wellness cult. He also believes in the grind, I guess, only he's having a much better time about it. Hidan is "always working" in the sense that he considers recording random daily events and giving unhinged advice to strangers "working."

"I wish you would write..."

[wildzero1999]

queer sharehousing groups are so

[videomontage]

plz pray 4 one of the ppl ive msged for sharehousing to reply to me soon i am so weary i am so tired...

[aturinfortheworse]

i assume the worst part of sharehousing is when you have like, six or seven sex toys you need to clean at once. because like one you can just sneak it into the bathroom and even if someone does see you, it's just an awkward "oh haha yep just me, washing my dildo lol" thing

whereas with seven, even really chill friends, like even friends who have an up to date list of my kinks and have seen me naked - there's still gotta be a moment of

and i mean idk what i want people to assume in that situation: that i used seven sex toys in the last hour or that i just keep a stockpile of dirty toys waiting to be cleaned. the reality tbh is both but i dont want people to know that.

[hauxicrook]

I need one more night then I'm gone, far away.........

[brieflyinfatuated]

I'm sure other people have said this better but like one thing sharehousing has taught me over the years is that there are people out there living lives that would make u miserable, but they are quite content.

Am I being clear? Like, there are so many ways to exist in this world, if what u see around u isn't what u want that's ok, there are people out there living lives that would suit u so much better. Go forth and steal their identity, I believe in u.

[wolftattoo]

like its killing me i need to move out but also i am sososo scared of sharehousing. lol

[archiesfagfantasy]

sharehousing is always one messy situation after another when will it end when will it end

[seattleescribe]

Si no se han apuntado corran a hacerlo!

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[stockmarketanalysis]

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[grub-s]

my younger brother, 28, is finding out for the first time that sharehousing means that yeh you gotta sometimes clean up mess you didn’t make and he’s so mad about it