#she aint straight

[lorgnettes]

pomegranate seeds by the millions…

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[eidolons-stuff]

Ajax: *getting Enid some cotton candy*

Enid: "I wish I wasn't here..."

Ajax: *happy* "Here you go, Enid!"

[aaaaaaaaaaaaahhgh]

i like to think ruinene didnt speak pre-wxs after childhood because that would make rui randomly showing up at her door with a robot trying to get her to join a theater troupe with him so much funnier

anyways ruinene comic

[moeblob]

Karen: LMAO every guy I meet reminds me of my big brothers that's so funny except if Paul is already my brother and you're also a brother that's a bit awkward, huh Hot bartender: THATS MOVING REALLY FAST AND I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON BUT - Karen: having my brothers date would be SO WEIRD Hot bartender: Well on the bright side I literally cannot speak more than five words to him so we aren't dating because he's so cute

(Everyone else: that is somehow the most depressing bright side we never want to hear)

[humanplaypretend]

Redrew an old doodle of Miss Mooney and…. and i…. listen whatever she wants ill comply no problem yes ma’am of course ma’am anything you want ma'am

Also her dress has an open back, you cant see it but trust me bro its there

「Og doodle under the cut ↓ 」

[1982brucespringsteen]

the way eddie has at least three layers of clothing on at all times but also acts like a crackhead for funsies and likes riling up straight jocks and the way chrissy is always dressed in her cheerleading uniform with full make up on and perfect hair and is still not enough for some people and the way eddie’s uncle was absolutely supportive of him when everyone turned on him and the way chrissy developed a tca as a result of being relentlessly body shamed by her mom and and the way they both knew each other from middle school but not really and the way chrissy said “do you sometimes feel like you’re losing your mind” and eddie said “yeah on a daily basis” and the way people just couldn’t believe they could ever be friends or even something else and the way they clicked so effortlessly despite being so radically different. t4t

[totaleclipse573]

I realized I haven't drawn them in a while so......I did :)

[deepfriedtrout]

tfw when the woman you just slept with reveals she knows you've committed five million war crimes then offers you a pretty sweet faustian? you will die five million times if you agree bargain if u work under this one company.

but what happens next will surprise you:

what happens next is that I haven't written it. sorry.

[plantwithoutplot]

Sometimes I just wanna keep editing chapter 11 of Speak Up, Boys! but then get distracted for 3hours because my cat is way too cute

[scover-va]

*william afton voice* Of course you aren’t “cisgender”, Michael, it came free with your fucking identity crisis

[ajaxbread]

Haley, courtesy of the non-weirdest ad I’ve gotten on tumblr

The ad in question:

[dengswei]

naaa not sun outing ongsa to her parents like that ????? not every queer person has supporting parents or a safe space to come out ?????????

[blowingoffsteam2]

Removing my soriku lenses for a sec: even if the tunnel visions were about Kairi, it makes me mad FOR her. The game could have easily set her up to sacrifice herself to save Sora. She even had a whole scene prior about how she was going to keep him safe, her sacrificing herself would have been a decent narrative. But she just… gets caught and dies lol. So like, going back to the visions, are we as the viewer supposed to interpret Sora seeing those visions to be about him sacrificing himself for her? Like was he just prepping himself up in advance in case he needed to save her? If anything, it would have made sense for him to have those visions after the final battle before he sets off to save her. So now we have Riku sacrificing himself, Kairi dying, Sora sacrificing himself, and now Riku going to save Sora. What am I supposed to think lol

All I can say is that if we are supposed to read S and K as a romance especially in kh3 then Nomura really is as abysmally bad at writing romance as people say (well, and even worse than many people think). To the point where I think it's actually insulting to Nomura to think that he's THAT bad lmao. Like for example the paopu scene. How does one mess up what should have been the easiest layup of romantic scenes in history- Starting the scene with having Sora worrying about Riku instead of paying attention to Kairi who he is sitting alone with on a tree overlooking a romantic sunset, then having a team of animators making him have Those expressions when offered a paopu, not taking it until being reassured that it's just a good luck charm, nothing more, recording a version where they don't even share the paopus, AND failing to tell Sora's own voice actor that it was in fact supposed to be romantic at any point, so he felt the need to say that he doesn't see it as romantic??? I'm sorry but all that cannot be satisfactorily explained by "haha Nomura bad at writing romance". Like there's badly written romance and then there's narratives that look like badly written romances until you realize it's SUPPOSED to not make sense as a romance. ANYWAY back to the tunnel scene: Even in the novel which shows Sora's thought process through that scene, when he sees/remembers those moments and associates them with Kairi (which makes perfect sense for him to do since he doesn't remember Riku's sacrifice anyway, he has no other context for them) he NEVER thinks of them in terms of sacrifice or true love. All he thinks is "Oh, Rapunzel and Elsa/Anna are princesses of heart, so is Kairi. They have powers to save people they care about. I want to be able to do that too, but I guess that's why she was able to save me" So even IF the tunnel scene flashbacks were meant to be about Kairi, Sora himself still doesn't think about it in romantic terms lmao.

And yeah, I've also seen the argument that the flashbacks are supposed to be about Sora eventually sacrificing himself for Kairi, which I can kinda understand that reading? Except again, Sora himself didn't view those flashbacks as relating to true love or sacrifice- only about the princesses' powers and also it misses the whole reason for Sora's journey to the worlds in kh3: He was trying to learn how to regain the power of waking, and his clue, as stated in the kh3 ultimania and in the novel was: "To protect a precious person with all your heart". His heart was guiding him to these worlds to show him this. I don't think it's an accident that Sora regained his powers of waking when he dove into the Realm of Darkness to protect Riku, and lost his powers when he misused the PoW to bring back everyone else + Kairi. The power of waking is not meant for bringing people back from the dead, but something else we were shown in kh3 is.

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

Refusing to swap my opening shift tomorrow with my co-worker's closing shift even tho I prefer closing and would rather go into work later and get stuff done before my shift as oppose to being tired after work and getting nothing done when I get home purely bc my coworker said she hates closing and I fucking hate her and will happily inconvenience myself if it also ruins her day.

[todayisafridaynight]

Yayoi Dojima should've stayed Chairman. Sure there'd be no further games w/Tojo drama b/c they'd have gotten they're shit together but she deserves to kick their asses.

no but actually let that woman stay in charge !!!!!! LET HER COOK

[skunkg1rll]

i love being supportive and never getting any support in return :* oh! i also love being thrown to the side and have someone else who does 10% of what i do for you be chosen over me !!!! <333