#she is a bully to the rest of my goats

[thelostkat]

Goatober day twenty-seven - Villain

[scenteddelusion5]

Hi, can I request a platonic Rosie(or several overlords if that’s okay) with a Female reader who’s a teenager overlord who accidentally became an overlord?

The Overlord of Disasters

Fem teenage reader x platonic Rosie (and other overlords)

This got way too long so I tried to shorten it, hope you still enjoy it.

Word count: 2886

Note: I actually am working on a young adult/teenager oc that has the powers to become an overlord, so the fact that this is my first request is very funny. When I've finished her design, I'll write about her. But for now, here is the story of Y/n the overlord of disasters.

Y\n had to admit that she wasn't the nicest person but she never expected to end up in hell. HELL, like yess she was a bit of a troubled teen... she was a petty thief, yess, but some of her peers were much worse. Besides, she was only fifteen when she died. She never had the chance to do better. That should've given her at least some leeway? Right?? RIGHT???

But no, she ended up in hell.

When Y/n first arrived, she roamed the dangerous streets looking for shelter. Her face and slim goat-like stature was hidden by a torn cloak. She tried to be inconspicuous, discreet, low-key but she overlooked one thing... Our Y/n was ridiculously clumsy. So when she tripped over her own foot, her arm bumped into the light pole causing it to fall over onto a postal van. That in turn caused all the letters to fly out on the street. Some of the papers got carried up by the wind, eventually getting stuck onto the cord of a power pylon. Then there was fire, which spread onto a building...

Everyone's eyes were focused on her, including a set of hollow eye socket. It didn't take long for the demons that lived in the now burning building to storm her.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!" One incredibly tall shark demon took the lead. "I'm going to rip fucking longs out of your chest and feed it to those CANIBAL FREAKS!!!"

At first Rosie didn't want to intervene. It really wasn't her style to get involved into random street fights, even though she found Y/n's disastrous display hilarious. But now that the loan shark insulted her people, she felt it was her duty to step in.

"Gentlemen, whatever might be the problem?" Rosie stepped in between you and the threatening hoard and flashed her sharp teeth to them. "You aren't bullying this poor newcomer, right?"

"Uhm, n-no miss, uhm Rosie. We're sorry." Before Rosie could open her mouth again, they ran back into the still burning building.

The overlord then turned to you. "Now darling, I take it you don't have a place to stay?"

Y/n shook her head.

"Then you can stay with me. I'm quite the powerful demon."

From that day on Y/n stayed with Rosie. During the years of living together, the two grew quite close. The overlord took over a motherly role for the teen. Everyone in cannibal town loved the unofficially adopted daughter of Rosie, they were even willing to put up with Y/n's clumsy nature.

Rosie truly loved her and when Y/n accidentally called her mom while helping out in the store, she was the happiest demoness in all of hell.

From that day on Rosie introduced Y/n as her daughter to anyone and everyone, even some of her fellow overlords.

Alastor and Y/n had met many times and often had tea together. The man often joked about how it's never boring with her. She had also met Zestial and Camilla a few times, but she wasn't as close with them as Alastor and Rosie.

One day Y/n had to make a trip to the Doomsday district. Rosie had, reluctingly, sent you to deliver a dress to a customer. She was all alone, her hand rested on the angelic steel knife on her belt. Rosie had given it to her so she could protect herself, just in case. Most people knew you were close to several overlords but you could never be more careful, especially Y/n.

Y/n was repeating her 'safety protocol' in her head.

Stay away from the walls

stay away from the poles

stay away from the demons

Stay away from the fire

Look where you step

Hold th-

She walked into something and fall back on her but. Looking up was a demon she recognized... An overlord, he was in charge of the Doomsday district.

"WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!!!" This situation seemed awfully familiar.

Y/n clenched her shirt. "I'm sorry sir, I didn't mean to."

"I DON'T CARE!!!"

The demon was menacingly towering over her. She crawled back and pulled herself up. Seeing as this wasn't going to be resolved with a pleasant conversation over tea, Y/n pulled out her knife. Her arms were shaking and the knife felt heavy in her hands.

"What do you think that toothpick is going to do?" He stepped forward and you stepped back. On and on until she hit the wall... OH no... she hit the wall...

Her elbow hit the random waterpipe on the side of the building and broke it. Water spewed out right into the overlord's face. The demon fell back. The water had landed on the street, causing a car to slip and running over the overlord and crashing into the wall. This in turn caused the satellite aerial to fall down and slightly bumped your back. The knife shot out of your hand right into overlord. The aerial send out a weird frequency.

"Spare me... Please..." The overlord gasped out.

Y/n was still shaken up. "What?... Uhm I don't plan on killing you." her voice sounded unsure, which the overlord took way different than you meant.

"Please!" He wailed. "I'm begging you... You can have all my souls, just please."

"I don't uhm..."

"PLEASE!!! TAKE THEM!!!"

"... Sure...??" She said very confused. "I'll take them." The two shook hands and immediately, Y/n could feel the pure power flowing through her veins. "Alright... Bye now?" As she stepped away a shadow covered the overlord. Before Y/n could look up a piano hit the demon, pushing the knife deeper in effectively killing him.

What the fuck just happened?

Everything was quiet. All eyes were on her, again... As always, only this time, she doubted she would be saved this time. She was prepared to be killed again... Only nobody did anything, no demons threatening to kill her, no stray bullets that got way to close to her head, not even another butterfly effect disaster... The demons around just stared.

One small demon with black eyes walked up to you... "What are you going to do to us?"

"What...?"

"What are you going to do to us?" He repeated. "You are the new overlord of the Doomsday district, you own our souls."

"I... I don't." She awkwardly grabbed at her sleeves. "I'm not an overlord."

"Yes, you are. You defeated the previous overlord of doom, took over his souls and territory, you became an overlord." Y/n stayed silent at this. "How about we talk in private?" He took her into a smaller building nearby, away from all prying eyes. "Let's start over. I'm Piper. You own my soul." The small demon introduced himself.

"Uhm... Y/n, and I'm no overlord. Overlords are like scary, like WHA!" She made grabby gestures with her hands. "And BOE! I'm anything but that."

Piper looked at her like she had just grown another head. "How about this? I'll keep your territory in control while you think this over a bit? And in turn, you'll keep me in high up in the social latter here."

Her mouth was dry. "... Deal..?" She was so confused.

From that day on Piper took care of the Doomsday district for her. Y/n never went to Rosie about this. She always wanted to keep her daughter safe and would be so mad to find out she got into trouble again... At least that's what Y/n convinced herself.

Even though Piper took care of most of the problems in the Doomsday district, word got around of the new overlord of disasters; a terrifying force of nature that shouldn't be reckoned with. So of course there were demons that wanted to challenge her. Every other day y/n needed to sneak out of Cannibal town to 'fight' these challengers. See 'fight' as in accidentally defeating them.

Y/n was filing her bag with a cloak and a mask she picked up to hide her identity when a knock came from her door.

"Y/n darling! It's me and Alastor." Rosie opened the door and summoned a table. "Please sit down, we want to talk to you."

She sat down in the Victorian style chair, but not before stumbling a bit.

"Little lamb, your mother is worried about you." Alastor broke the silence.

"Deary, you've been sneaking out a lot and staying away for longer and longer and when you come home you're exhausted-" Rosie took a deep breath "- what I'm trying to say is that you can talk to me if something's wrong... You know that right?" Her cheeks were droopy, a frown plastered on her porcelain face, it made Y/n's stomach turn.

"I'm fine, mom. There is no need to worry about me." She lied.

Alastor's eyebrows down, almost like he wanted to frown, but he still had that giant smile on his face. "Are you sure? If somebody is bothering you, we don't mind serving them for tonight's dinner. Hahaha." He joked, underneath, however, he was nervous. The Radio demon had grown quite fond of her and, knowing how clumsy she could be, he couldn't help but worry.

"No, one is bothering me... Thank you for offering though." At this point, Y/n had grown used to the cannibalistic tendencies of the people around her and so shrugged Alastor's joke off.

Rosie had a bad feeling about this. "Can you at least tell us where you've been sneaking of to?"

Shit

Y/n didn't have excuse for this. "J-just some friends... I.. I didn't want them to be scared off, so I didn't tell them about you. I'm sorry mom." Tears filled her eyes, she didn't want to lie to her. Rosie had done so much for her... She was planning on giving this whole being an overlord up anyway, there was no reason for Y/n to tell the truth now. It'll be like it never happened and then she can go back to her normal life with her mom.

Rosie stared into her cup. "Alright deary, but please make sure to be careful. Genuine friends are rare in hell."

"Thanks mom." Y/n stood up again and left the imperium, through the front door this time.

Alastor squinted his eyes, following your silhouette. Something was wrong, you were lying. He could feel it... But this was Rosie's responsibility, so he should leave it up to her. "She is lying."

"I know but if she isn't ready to talk about it, then I'll wait."

"On a different note, did you hear that the Doomsday district has a new overlord." Alastor took a sip from his 'Oh, Deer' mug. "They've been defeating demon after demon. I've been meaning to meet them for my radio show, would you like to come with me?"

Y/n was walking down the street to the Doomsday district. I should've just told Rosie the truth. She thought. But she had panicked and lied, only making it harder for herself.

Stepping into the same, small building where Piper first dragged her off too, Y/n put on her overlord disguise.

"You didn't break anything, right?" Piper asked, dressed in a brand-new suit. "I don't want to fix the sewerage again."

"It went fine!" She put up her thumb, before knocking over a chair that landed on a vase, breaking it in two thousant pieces. "Sorry."

Y/n and Piper walked around the district for a while, more so to let the demons know that the overlord of disaster was still around and that they were close with Piper. She caused chain reactions all around her, letting people know she got her title for a reason... Not her fault the denizens of hell took it the wrong way.

The two were rounding the corner when a familiar set came into view... What were Rosie and Alastor doing here? Y/n's panic only grew once she realised Alastar was trying to get her attention. Did they recognize her? What was happening?

As the two overlords came closer and closer, Y/n ducked into an alleyway and seemingly disappeared~

The dumpster wasn't Y/n's first choice of hiding place but it was the only one she had.

Piper was left alone on the burning streets with two dangerous overlords heading straight for him.

"Where did she go?" The woman, who Piper recognized to be the cannibal overlord, asked. "I swore she was just here."

"And what relation do you have with this new overlord, my incredibly short fellow." The second man Piper knew all too well. The terrifying Radio demon. "I was hoping to speak to her."

"Ah, I- I'm incredibly sorry... B-but the disaster overlord doesn't like dealing with overlord stuff, so she makes me represent." Piper sputtered.

"I see, but you see I want to speak to the REAL overlord. Not some pathetic representative." Dials appeared in Alastor's eyes and strange symbols started floating around. "GOT THAT."

"YES!"

"Lovely, then you can set up an audience for me. How does Friday sound?"

"Perfect, Friday at 5 p.m."

"Great, I can't wait to meet her." The two overlords went on their merry way again through the streets of Doomsday district.

Friday came around and nothing. Alastor had waited for twenty minutes, yet there was no sight of the disaster demon or her little pet. This was rich, never before was the overlord stood up like this. Who would dare to waste his time?! Alastor's stature as well as his antlers grew. That day there was a very horrifying broadcast and Y/n was at home with Rosie. She had to admit she almost peed her pants when Alastor openly threatened her on the radio broadcast...

There was no way she could come clean now. From that day on, you didn't show your overlord self once. Always letting Piper deal with everything.

That was until he came running to you, a letter in hand. It was an invitation to an overlord meeting, one she wouldn't be allowed to send Piper to. At first she didn't want to go, but Piper thought that would be a surefire way to piss off even more overlords. She had to go.

That's how she ended up, dressed in her cloak and mask, in front of an office building in Carmilla's circle of the pentagram. Stepping into the building the place was quiet, no one was around... Was this a trap? Y/n continued on the conference room, although more cautious. Room 666.

Everyone was already there. Were you supposed to come early?

"Disaster demon, glad you could join us." Carmilla spoke first. "We weren't sure you would show up anymore."

Y/n kind of shrugged trying her best to hide her voice.

"How rude, this new generation of overlords ought to know their place. Don't you think so Zestial?" Alastor commented half-jokingly.

"Yes, I must agree." The oldest overlord answered.

You wobbly sat down in your seat, but in doing so breaking the seat. A metal leg shot out to Vox, who protected himself. It ricocheted to the chandelier, which luckily kept hanging. Unluckily though, one of the more heavy ornaments fell down onto the table. It broke in two.

With each sound and broken item, Y/n hugged herself more and more until she resembled more of an hedgehog than a goat. She felt incredibly awkward, tears came out of her eyes. "I'm sorry."

"I'M SORRY!!!! YOU ALMOST BROKE MY SCREEN AND DESTROYED THE CONFERENCE ROOM AND ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS SORRY?!!!" Vox screamed, he was about to launch over the broken table but Alastor stopped him.

"Not a step closer my pal." Alastar's horns grew, showing that he was serious in protecting the newest overlord.

"There is only one demon in the entire universe who could create such a mess." Rosie spoke to herself. "Y/n is that you?" Rosie almost couldn't keep herself from smirking when she removed her mask.

"Yes... I-"

"Alright, everyone out this meeting is over!" Carmilla said. The demons left but only with some push. "Not you three."

They were all looking at you, Carmilla, Zestial, Alastor and Rosie, waiting for an explanation.

"Be- Before you get mad at me, this was an accident."

"I'm not mad about my conference room, now explain." Carmilla's eyes stayed focused on her, like lion waiting for its prey.

"I don't just mean the conference room, this was an accident." Y/n points to herself. "I didn't mean to become an overlord. It just kind of happened and I thought you would be mad at me and then I dug myself into a deeper hole, and now I'm here dressed like this embarrasing myself in front of everyone." The tears that had been slowly building up, started flowing.

"Oh deary." Rosie stood up and gave you a big hug. "I could never be mad at you. I just wish you would've told me. We can work this out together, besides this means you have the power to protect yourself. You don't know how worried I was if you would ever find yourself in a sticky situation alone."

"Thanks mom." Y/n hugged her back.

"If I may interrupted your lovely bonding time, but how exactly did you 'accidentally' defeat the previous overlord?" Alastor asked.

"Oh, I didn't defeat him." She explained. "He got runover by a car, then he decided to give me all his souls and a piano dropped on him."

"Excuse me?"

Masterlist/request guidlines

[bluegalaxy7]

Let's have a talk about Reinhard Heydrich in his early years and in the navy.

He was born on 7 March 1904. The first son and the second born child had an elder sister Maria and a younger brother Heinz. His father and mother were music teachers so music education was important to them. Reinhard was able to play the violin when he was 6. He was a stubborn kid and not easy to deal with. His relationship with his sister was complicated. Some said he had brain inflammation as a baby but I am not sure. The mother Elizabeth Maria Krantz was a strict , cold mother Reinhard loved her deeply but she didn't return the love. As a boy Reinhard wanted attention and love but he didn't seem to get what he wanted.

For example he climbed over the school's roof ( he might have broken his neck ) to show his bravery. Anti semitism was high at that time and he was thought to be Jewish so he was bullied endlessly ( this rumor stuck even after his death !). His voice was high pitched and nasal and his laugh was strange so he was called : Isi = Isidor , goat and the white Mose

This one is a bit suspicious but : his mother called him ugly ? Preferred his sister ( his childhood friend said this one ) his sister thing was a big deal : after his knew that his first born child was a boy he said : Thank God it's a boy thus he won't bossy his brothers and sisters around

After WW1 defeat and the revolutions Heydrich joined the Freikorps he didn't see much action but he worked to restore the order

In school he excelled in many subjects and had some love for Chemistry and thought to be a Chemist but after getting his HS diploma he went to the navy this decision might come as a surprise but let's consider some points : his family lost all it's savings and the conservatory was deteriorating no one had money to spend on music education so it might be difficult to go to university. The sea devil Von Luckner was a family friend and he enjoyed his stories a lot and read his book. Also from my pov Reinhard did love the sea. He spent his holidays before WW1 in a summer home by the sea with his family. It might also refer to his longing for adventures proving himself and his desire to escape. In 1937 as a late honeymoon he took his wife and went on a cruise ship for a month to Spain and other countries. Also the image of the popular navy officer might have appealed to him. Prestige and image are important for an 18 year old boy. All in all he became an officer cadet.

The bullying stopped ? Haha NO

- Jewish

- sensitive and delicate

- his voice and laugh

He didn't respond to any of this but got visibly angry ( his face turned red but did nothing) his only close associate said that Reinhard was on a vacation and went to Halle ( his town) someone said to him : look young Isi in a navy uniform and Heydrich did nothing so the friend considered him without honor ( how ? Why ? Idk)

He used to resort to his only friend the violin when it was too much and that earned him more teasing. An officer found it amusing to wake him up and order him to play Toselli serenade until he was satisfied. And Heydrich hated this beautiful piece for the rest of his life. But all this didn't stop his STRIVE FOR PERFECTION it fueled it more and more. In his free time he practiced rowing, swimming and horse riding. He achieved some recognition and took medals. That's part of the reason why he always insisted on the "work on yourself". After 2 years he finished his training and became a first lieutenant.

His relationship with women

Some said that he was a womanizer and had many liver etc but no confirmation. But he was well liked overall by the old ladies as he was too polite and well mannered. With the young because he had some charm.

He met Canaris on cruiser Berlin and they formed a friendship as Canaris wanted to reconcile with his wife Erika and she was a musician and had a string quartet and needed a violinist. Then tarararaa the young talented violinist had a place in this cruel world 😂 . Canaris was a nationalist and back then saw Hitler as a possible solution for the corrupted Deutschland so he told Heydrich about these views probably ( Heydrich was a nationalist too but considered them as the corporal Hitler and the lame Goebbels*Heydrich BEHAVE YOU CAN'T INSULT DER DOKTOR LIKE THIS )

He didn't ever consider leaving the navy. Maybe he saw it as retreating or cowardice.

At a ball he met the beautiful ( other colleagues of his saw her as such this is not my opinion) Lina von Osten danced together then escorted her to her dorm and invited her to another date. He played the violin in front of her which moved her instantly and told her about his family she didn't see him as a lover but a comrade , a friend and he was much more. In the forth date he proposed to het she was 19 and had many doubts like : he didn't know anything about her family or her father and he is a distinguished naval officer he must seek better match and there might be some regulations but he sort all of this and said I don't want to marry your father but I don't mind taking you as my wife ( I find this soo funny)

He visited her family and they agreed to give him their daughter. Everything went smoothly UNTIL .......

[heyitschartic]

Finally finished with the redone Undersiders as the Mall Cluster. Still cannibalized a lot of the secondaries from my previous attempt, but I'm happy with it. Entire thing is under the line cause I don't wanna clog people's pages.

Cluster Mechanic

Every night the group wakes up in the dream room. A rotating member of the cluster is given two tokens to hand out. Whoever is holding a token at the end of the dream gets an additional aspect of their primary unlocked.

Taylor

Trigger: Danny and Taylor made it out of Earth Bet as the world ended, but Annette didn't. Emma, after being attacked by a gang (potentially the Fallen) and saved by Sophia, turned on her. Bullied and abused, Taylor slowly began to fall out of society. Feeling less and less connected to others, feeling less and less like a person. Things came to a head when she's found by the Trio at the mall and locked inside a garbage room. As the flames grow closer and no one hears her cries for help, Taylor feels at her most trapped and alone, both metaphorically and literally. Trigger.

Primary: A master power with very rough control of bugs and a blink mover power that allows her to move between clumps of bugs roughly as big as she is.

Token Boost: When she teleports but before she reforms, she's spread throughout her swarm and gains a master power equivalent to Skitter. Feels at that moment however like she's trapped in darkness.

Sarah Secondary: A thinker power that allows her to understand potential angles of attack and a sixth sense of when they are coming as a slow building anxiety.

Alec Secondary: A master power that allows her to shout commands. Those who hear it feel their bodies moving without their control. Effects fade after a few seconds.

Brian secondary: Forms a cloud of inky blackness around herself. Affords weak brute powers, but mainly stranger capabilities, dampening noise and hiding her.

Rachel Secondary: Wet tinker power focused on modifying bats to increase sonic abilities, boost intelligence to follow simple commands.

Sarah

Trigger: After the end of the world, Sarah's family lost everything. While coping they found religion; the Fallen found them soon after. When her parents joined, her brother seemed to be the only one who managed to land on his feet. He made friends, formed connections, and kept their families standing while the rest of them felt like they were floundering. When he killed himself, it was a massive blow and the Fallen looked down on them for it. Pressure. Pressure from all angles to keep performing, to make up for it, and to do better. Sarah suffered the worst of it, including pressure from her parents that she should have done more, should have seen this coming. She picked up the slack and took his place at the mall attack. As she sees the fire rising and hears the screams of people inside, she realizes this is what her brother was trying to avoid so badly, he was willing to die to stop it. As the molotov slips from her fingers, she wonders what her brother would think of her now. Trigger.

Primary: A pre-cognitive zone thinker power, able to feel visceral sights/sounds of things to come in an area. However, this power is vaguer the further away from the event she is. Glimpses at a day, better understanding an hour away, perfect vision bare seconds before the event is happening.

Token Boost: Enhanced reactions and understanding during events, allowing for combat thinker capabilities.

Taylor Secondary: Blink mover ability dependent on damage. Transferring attacks on herself into a teleport that blasts out with force those she teleports near.

Alec Secondary: Master power to erode the will of someone, eliciting feelings of dread and despair after long enough. Power works through focused line of sight.

Brian secondary: Able to leak a smokescreen, thick and inky, from her pores. Loosely prehensile, can turn from a gas to liquid appendage that stings and numbs what it hits.

Rachel Secondary: Wet tinker power to modify sheep/goats with combat abilities, will act like guardians.

Alec

Trigger: Gold Morning upended many things, but Jean-Paul used it as his chance to finally escape the thumb of his father. Somewhere along the way, he met Olivia. They were inseparable ever since, moving place to place, though he always was looking over his shoulder for dear old dad. Not quite dating, never the right word, but together. In many ways, it felt like the first connection he ever had. Someone who drew things out of him that he thought were gone. Then the mall. They were separated in the rush and he spent his time looking for her. As he searches, half blinded and deafened by smoke and screams, he finally finds her body, trampled when the attack began. Trigger.

Primary: A single minion master. Forms a minion that resembles Olivia out of himself. She leaves with his emotions, putting him in a burnscar-esque emotional state. She's very swift and mobile, but weak to damage and Alec gets backlash from her breaking apart.

Token Boost: She radiates his emotions to others around her, intensly.

Taylor Secondary: Enters a mover state where he becomes faster and more agile while leaving behind a trail of harrying vermin.

Sarah Secondary: Thinker power to understand what others are thinking/feeling in an area. Surface level understanding without deeper insight.

Brian: Stranger power that gives him a sense when others are looking at him. Is able to blur the senses of one person of his choice, including powered sense.

Rachel: Wet tinker ability to modify birds with increased surveillance abilities, able to relay information.

Brian

Trigger: When GM happened, the Laborne siblings lost their parents. Reeling from the loss, but neither able to articulate it, they are forced to forge on. Brian takes the brunt of it, working construction jobs to try and make money. He doesn't have enough time to be with Aisha, to keep her in check, but as long as they're both safe, he's fine with that. They head to the mall on one of his free days to get her stuff for a new school year when the attack happens. Caught outside, they're ganged up by Fallen members and Brian is taken down by a blow to the back. He lies on the ground disoriented and unable to work up the strength or motivation to stand as he watches Aisha take her first few hits. Trigger.

Primary: Brian leaks a smoky mist he's able to form into a sword. The sword is weightless allowing for fast and continuous attacks, and hits with a force harder than it should.

Token Boost: The swords hits have the added effect of momentarily deafening and blinding who they hit.

Taylor Secondary: blink power to teleport around a set zone centered on his first teleport. Needs to move manually from first spot to change zone radius.

Sarah: A precog power focused on one person or thing to warn of incoming attacks. Allows for combat thinker-esque reactions to those warnings.

Alec: a single shot blaster power with good accuracy. Hits others with a sense of pacification. Emotion hits are cumulative, clouding judgement.

Rachel: Wet tinker abilities to modify offensive and defensive aspects of a single wolf.

Rachel

Trigger: A poor girl on the streets after the world ended, Rachel had to fight to keep what she had. Without a real connection to keep her safe though, she was one of thousands that slipped through the cracks. Like so many other people, she was found by the Fallen and press-ganged. Things were harder on her now because she didn't fit in. She was violent and could hold her own, sure, but she still couldn't connect to others, still couldn't quite understand them, and so she was pushed to the fringes of the group. She found herself caring for animals under Bamet, something she had proven good at. Things didn't get better and because of this position, she couldn't escape the stigma or try to improve with others. It comes to a head at the mall, when she see her dog Rollo get shot and go down. She rushes to save him and is pulled back by the hands of her compatriots. She in anger fights to break free, but can't shake so many and her pleas fall on deaf ears. Again, she can't even articulate or have them understand what she's trying to do. Trigger.

Primary: Wet tinker ability to modify dogs, granting some increased combat capability, but mainly making them more intelligent.

Token Boost: Able to make medication to grant temporary boosts beyond what her modifications can normally do.

Taylor Secondary: Master power to control a small group of rats. Power puts her in a dissociative state.

Sarah Secondary: Combat thinker power focusing on understanding her own body and movement with enhanced reflexes. Give vague feelings of intentions of others.

Alec secondary: Shaker power centered on herself. Those caught in the radius are forced into an emotion of Rachel's choosing.

Brian secondary: Striker power to imbue her strikes with mild smoke. Imparts an increased force (like a shove) and a cumulative disorientation/blindness.

[rentumblsstuff]

Back to the NPMD x Monster High AU, a couple more things:

I would like to rescind my Werecat Brenda in favor of Nighthawk Harpy Brenda. Yes, I know I made Kyle a werewolf to parallel Brenda being a werecat but I also have a better offer for Kyle too: Yeti, which is why he still holds a grudge against Max for wrecking his dad’s ski-doo.

I have so many thoughts on Vampire Grace. She was born a normie and is a recently turned vampire (maybe even a vampire hunter that failed on an outing and was turned by her prey). She’s having trouble coping with her religion now that she’s a monster and constantly wears turtlenecks like the one she wears in Perky’s Buds to cover up her bite marks. She tried still wearing her cross necklace as a show of rejecting this new form, trying to embrace the pain of having the cross so close because she thought that loving Jesus even when she’s a form of half-demon would make herself better than other Christians, but it hurt way too badly for her to handle so now she just says she wears it underneath her sweater. Jason was born a vampire and wants to help her through her dysphoria but Grace won’t accept anyone treating her like she’s a vampire (even though she is). She does like the part about eating flesh and drinking blood- it’s what Jesus says to do with himself, so in a way, she’s making everyone she eats a little more Christ-like. That’s her thought process, at least. She also still pretends to be human around her parents and normie best friend Gabe. Gabe may or may not know that she’s a vampire though and wants to seduce her so she can turn him too.

In High School is Killing Me, the lyric is now changed to “Fuck you, biteology.”

Max’s Jekyll form is human (Max), but his Hyde form looks like his ghost (The Jagerman).

Stachie is soooo canon because Richie loves swimming but as a werecat Stacy refuses to get in the water and they feel like their romance is especially forbidden because of it. If Richie didn’t love the water so much, he’d wish he was a werecat too because he also wants to be a pretty little kitty meow meow

Ethan, Lex, and Hannah also went there obviously and Ethan was a ghost á la Jonny Spirit and Lex and Hannah are both spider people. You know tf why lol

Ruth is a lot like Frankie Stein in that she flirts with a lot of people but they Do. Not. Flirt. Back. Rather than solid stripes, her sweater looks more like lightning bolts and the mushroom design is a little creepier than just an Amanita.

A lot of the smoke club are also nighthawk harpies (because they like eating the weed) (including Deb) and so a lot of people assume Brenda is also in the smoke club. She isn’t. Monster high typical speciesism mixed with Hatchetfield High typical bullying regardless of social hierarchy.

The Woodwards are flytraps and that’s why Alice doesn’t smoke- plants don’t do that to other plants. This is often a point of contention between Deb and Alice even though they try to pretend it isn’t an issue

Steph’s secretly embarrassed about her decay so she always makes sure her wraps are FRESH, but the rest of her outfit is always her jagged hand-cut crop tops and ripped jeans. Her decay spread to her scalp and forehead and everyone knows better than to say something about the wraps on her forehead or how she always wears a beanie but Pete accidentally tells her he thinks it makes her look even cooler. Swooning ensues because nobody dares address her flaws, much less say she’s cooler for having them.

Steph secretly wishes Pete had a corporeal form because her love language is physical touch and she’s sad she’ll never be able to hold him. (Kind of like how Cleo is sad she’ll never get to look Deuce in the eyes).

Sophia/Spitfire as a background character fire elemental is a MUST.

The janitor is a crazy man who lives in the catacombs under the school and is possessed by what the student body can only assume is a goat demon and Peter Geist feels weirdly like he knows him.

Rosary as Claire Rosary as Claire Rosary as Claire-

Pete has also died recently as one of The Jagerman’s attacks when he was out of control, and he’s new to the school along with Grace. He’s stuck in this dorky outfit he wore so he wouldn’t get bullied and can never change clothes, but at least he’s impossible to punch unless if another spirit tried to attack him. As opposed to Grace in life, he was very interested in the supernatural (one of his special interests) so he knows quite a bit about monster types but is always hungry to learn more about the new world he found himself un-living in

[bambiraptorx]

What is your opinion on the mystical magenta goat man? (Draxum)

Good dad? Deserved more screentime/emotional moments with the bois? (they gave us like 2 moments like that in the finale, and I'm sad that it's all we got)

owo

Ooh, I have so many thoughts about Draxum. Buckle up.

First of all, it's worst mentioning that when I started watching Rise, I knew ahead of time that he would get a redemption arc. (Reading the wiki and watching clips/analysis videos is what got me interested in the show, after all.) So admittedly, my view of how his redemption arc went was a little skewed just because I knew from the start that it would happen.

Personally, I wish more of it had been actually shown in the show. We get about ten seconds of him helpless in an alley then a hard cut to him in his apartment being bullied by Mikey, and I would love to see how that series of events played out. Also, his arc from mortal enemy to somewhat trusted by the turtles happened in one eleven minute episode, and I would have loved to see that tension be played with a little more. I do understand that the show was cut short, though, and I'm pretty happy with what we did get.

*looks at all my fics* honestly, I think part of the reason that they're all more or less about Draxum spending time with the turtles one way or another is because that dynamic was so underdeveloped and several things went unaddressed in order to give the show a decently cohesive finale.

For example, the roof incident. Leo is clearly very bitter about it and clearly mistrusts Draxum because of it, but the show just didn't have the opportunity to address it. Another issue that had to go unresolved was Draxum's relationship to Cassandra, because she seriously looked up to/trusted him in their episode together but he more or less threw her under the bus.

Not to mention all the little things that canon hints at but doesn't show. Like, somehow Donnie has Draxum's phone number, meaning they had at least one conversation off screen. How did that happen? Do they hang out or something? And really, the whole story of how Mikey got Draxum to move into an apartment and let him come over is so unexplored, at least within the show.

And speaking of things that canon doesn't show, I find Draxum's position among yokai to be absolutely fascinating, especially given that the only yokai he deals with in the show itself are antagonists to him (Big Mama, the Council of Heads, the cops) aside from the gargoyles.

There's a pretty big hole there about how he interacted with the rest of the Hidden CIty-- did he have friends? DId people know about his research and mutations? What did people think about him? And obviously the narrative doesn't address this because the story is about the turtles, not him. But still.

And why did he choose to create mutants in the first place? Its fascinating that the prophecy that motivates him is never actually shown in the show itself, just referenced. Why was mutating humans the best option to him? Did he try other things? When exactly did the Council tell him not to create warriors?

The timeline is pretty fuzzy, and frankly Draxum's motives aren't actually all that clear. That's probably why there's so many different interpretations of why he's doing what he's doing (and what, exactly, he's actually doing) throughout the fandom-- canon doesn't address it super deeply.

So yeah, his relationships with the turtles are really fun to think about and mess around with, but the gaps in the narrative (not a perfect phrase but the general idea) around him are fascinating to explore in their own right. And whether canon would have explored him more or not, I think its fun so I'm gonna do it lol. I have built so much lore about this man (almost none of which has showed up in my stories) because he's fun.

And he is genuinely a fun character, whether pre or post redemption. He's dramatic, he's arrogant, he makes bad quips (seriously, he has a line about "how very NOT NICE to see you" at one point, and that's how my sister used to talk before she figured out how to actually be sarcastic). He, the big bad of season one, ends up as a lunch lady at one point, which is frankly absurd and absolutely in tone for the kind of show that Rise is. He's a powerhouse at times and completely out of his element at others.

And once he's no longer actively fighting the turtles most of his screen time, there's a goofiness to the nature of his character, a powerful alchemist/warrior trying to live a normal life (mostly because a thirteen year old will yell at him otherwise) and not even trying that hard. Season 2 especially does a lot of fun things with his character, and I only wish that they're been able to do more.

TLDR: Draxum is probably my favorite character, and also I want to hit him with the hammer of 'forced to deal with teenagers'.

[romeoandjulietyouwish]

hello can i request “having the child cuddling up in their lap after being teased/bullied by another child” for percy and gwen :)

Gwen is a very sensitive child. She's bright and intelligent of course, just like her parents. But she's always been sensitive to insults and teasing and looks. Percy and Vex know that it's due to her tiefling nature, the fact that it separates her from the rest of the siblings.

Which leads to situations exactly like this. Gwen is curled up in Percy's arms, crying into his shirt with her tail wrapped around his wrist. She's so small that she fits completely against him, hiding against his chest.

It was Vesper that brought her little sister to him, telling him softly that there was a kid in town that had been pulling her tail and making fun of her horns, calling her a goat.

Percy holds her, running one hand over her hair, "You're alright, my dear. I've got you."

Her tail tightens its grip on him and she nudges her head against him with a soft whine. "Deep breaths," he reminds her. With a gentle hand, Percy wipes away her tears.

Gwen sighs softly, "Why are kids so mean?"

Percy kisses the top of her head, "Because you're different, you look different from other kids. And sometimes when someone feels insecure, they make themselves feel better by hurting others."

"I don't want to be different," she presses her head back into him, her horns nudging against his neck.

Percy's heart aches for his daughter, wishing more than anything that he could take away the pain and sadness and strife from her. But all he can do is just hold her closer.

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

Hazbin hotel in my version

Episode 1 to 6

Episode 1

So there's bunch of high school bully who got into accident. So they end up in hell, there charlie greet them. They denial about what reason they got into afterlife. Charlie being charlie doesn't force them. Before she leave she remind them there will be extermination in a few hour. They dismiss her warning. They end up being exterminated some of those who doesn't major injury carry some to the hotel. Lute and adam was almost finish their job but charlie hearing the commotion come to their rescue. They rest in that hotel charlie provide them with food and water. Charlie use her power to heal them

Episode 2

So they asking charlie who was trying to kill them. Charlie explain extermination happen in every year in hell. The exorcist killing sinner is punishment. Charlie ask them are they ok, they don't replied. Charlie gave them room key and letting them stay at hotel. Since they are teenager who barely have any money so they try looking for job but unfortunately it's hard. Charlie will not give them money so easily so she look for them a part time job

Episode 3

When they reluctantly have to do part time job. They have to deal with rude hellborn even when they try to pick a fight they end up got assaulted pretty badly from hellborn. Charlie who was worried taking care of them, those group of teenage sinner. Got trigger from their traumatic moment after they almost got killed. Charlie is worried about them but they just want to be left alone

Episode 4

Those group trying to drink alcohol but husk prohibit them. Angel dust teasing them since they are minor they can't drink they need to be atleast 18 or 19. Vaggie commented thats why she against having bar in the hotel. Alastor seeing intentionally scaring them, so they ask charlie to never be in the present of him. Charlie agreed to that. So charlie ask them come to the hallroom. She know what make them become sinner she once ask again if they want to be redeem. They of course want to but charlie telling them the process is not easy. The first thing they need to admit what they've done, they denial about it. Charlie inform them she can't do anything about sinner who didn't want to help themselve

Episode 5

They finally admit their wrongdoing. They ask why they need to be murder for their mistake and crime. Charlie explain sinner suffer that fate regardless what they done. They snap asking again why can't charlie doing something she is princess of hell? Charlie replied with gently she doesn't have power over angel. She have power of hell sinner but heaven and angel is out of her reach. So that why she build the hotel. They asking why charlie look them with so much pity. She know they are bully she aware they make horrible mistake. Yet she pity them because what they will went through in hell, there's parent might be in here but they can't be reunited if one of them stuck in another ring

Episode 6

Husk who see them offering juice. They can't drink booze but they can drink other stuff. They talk about charlie appearance who look so innocent and angelic they mistaking her for an angel. Husk talk charlie is daughter of lucifer and lilith. Her power come from them. They are shocked but she wasn't evil, husk even though did not care at all about the hotel. Charlie face is look like a doll or goat or mixture of them he himself is suprised finding out charlie is the daughter of lucifer and lilith. He knew about those two the rebel the one who hates humanity. Yet charlie is genuinely nice and kind. Vaggie is suprised seeing those teenage sinner becoming well behave. They still jerk but not full a-hole so she appreciated the growth

That's good.

[the-moon-in-the-gutter]

Twice as Many Stars

A/N: If you follow my main blog (@silks-up-my-sleeve for a shameless self-promo), you will know I'm absolutely obsessed with the calf, Deux Face, who was born in Louisiana. She inspired this collection of thoughts and now here I am to throw it into something fic length for you all! A special thank you to @sovaghoul for encouraging me to think more about these ghouls!! And another special thank you to @spillways-of-your-soul for lisening to my idea when it originally hit!! <3

Word Count: 1,424

It's spring calving season and Ivy's had his eye on a few cows in his heard, expecting a fair number of calves to be born over the course of the week. However, his sights are on one particular cow. Early that afternoon he had moved her into the barn to hopefully hurry along the process of birthing, a stall filled with fresh hay and the safety of indoors was typically enough to convince even his most stubborn of cattle to birth.

The earth ghoul carries on with his duties of the afternoon and evening, keeping a close eye on the time as she would most likely birth that night or in the early morning hours. Instinct screaming at the ghoul that he should spend the night in the barn, just in case something were to go awry. As the ghoul settles in for dinner with his pack, he turns to Pebble who also shares that knowing look. That deep concern for what may be to come with one of the calves to be born that week.

"You heading to the barn after dinner?" Pebble inquires, noting how his closest companion is sat as if he's ready to spring into action at any moment. The anxiety rolling off the larger earth ghoul in waves, almost palpable.

"Yeah, I just have an odd feeling about this calf. I want to be there in case something happens" Ivy shrugs, trying to turn his attention to the plate he was picking around "But if she doesn't end up birthing tonight then at least I get to enjoy a sleep in the hay loft."

The hay loft in the barn was expanded months ago to provide adequate storage for the square bales the ghouls had been producing that fall, lending Ivy a warm spot to sleep on chilly winter nights when he's watching over a sick goat or cow. The earth ghoul was heavily prepared to spend the night in the hay loft, a makeshift bed was created early that morning. All the ghoul needed was to gather a few flannel blankets to take to the barn with him, the early spring nights still holding potentials for another frost. The only frivolty he would bring with him would be a few tea bags, the cistern was full from the recent deluge of rain. An old tea kettle was left behind, the earth ghoul using it to boil water on the small woodstove that only threw heat a few feet in the winter.

As the meal drew to a close, the earth ghouls retreated to their shared room. Ivy set about gathering his wares, carefully rolling the old flannel blankets to fit into a small pack when he took notice of Pebble. The small earth ghoul was dressing to follow his companion to the barn, attempting to cram wool-socked feet into poorly loosened work boots. "You don't have to stay out there with me if you dont want to" Ivy reassured the ghoul who had finally given into loosing the laces of his boots the rest of the way.

"I want to," Pebble sighs in relief as he finally slips into one of his boots, glancing up at his counterpart "besides Delta's being weirdly prophetic again and I don't think Omega and Alpha want me crawling into their bed a third night in a row."

Ivy laughed at the image of the small ghoul sneaking into their room, wedging himself in between the two large ghouls who have grown to accept his presence. Something akin to a small dog bullying a larger dog from their bed. Pebble was an easy ghoul to share a bed with, at least when he was content. The past few nights he had tried to sleep with Delta, but the vivid dreams and nightmares that plague the quintessence ghoul had kept him awake. Startling the earth ghoul from his slumber and causing him to sneak from the room, seeking shelter with those who bring forth a sense of safety he can't often find in Delta anymore.

"It's always good to have another set of hands when I need them, instead of having to race down here to wake you myself" Ivy shrugged, gathering an extra set of blankets for his companion.

It was 3am when their little calf was brought into the world, the pair of earth ghouls having to aid in the delivery for an incredibly rare reason. Something that occurs in 1 and 400 million births happened that night in the barn on the Ministry's property. A two headed calf was alive that night, cradled in the arms of two earth ghouls. A pair who had existed in the Pit together, and when the smaller was summoned, he had dragged the larger ghoul to the surface with him. The earth ghouls were a bonded pair, perfect foils of the other who always advocated and protected the other.

Now held between them, staining their work wear with amniotic fluids, was a freak of nature. Not unlike them.

It was Pebble who broke the silence, counting out the number of eyes and mouths the creature bore. He knew she may not have much time on this earth, but death was never an option with Ivy as a caretaker. The larger earth ghoul made a quick assessment of her health, nothing else was abnormal aside from the two working mouths and four working eyes. While the calf could not stand yet, the weight of her head making it difficult, she still was capable of lowing. Ivy had turned towards the cow, who was lovingly cleaning her fresh calf that was cradled in the bed of straw.

"I'm going to attempt to milk so I can get some feed into the calf," Ivy said, before turning towards his counterpart "Go wake the pack. They need to see our little miracle"

That sent Pebble racing from the barn and down the hillside, bursting into the den in record time. He was met by Delta at the back door, the quintessence ghoul not yet having went to bed, mind heavy with prophecy. "Two-headed calf, help me wake the others" Pebble said quickly, turning down the long corridor to wake as many ghouls as he could on his own.

Soon the whole pack was crammed into the barn, many still wiping sleep from their eyes when it dawns on them what is laying in the larger earth ghoul's lap. Pebble had taken ahold to the bottle to save Ivy the trouble of nursing the second mouth. Stunned silence hung in the air around the ghouls as they looked on at the scene before them, a cosmic blessing had found the ghouls a second time. First with the summoning of Pebble and Ivy, and now with the birth of this rarity who did not want to take "no" for an answer.

Delta, who found himself in the doorway of the barn was watching the night sky. Impresssive clarity for such a cold night, one that the weather forecasters was sure to bring the final snow of the season. Yet the sky was clear, no clouds hanging in the way of the silver and black tapestry that hung above them. The whistle of the wind that tore through the eaves of the barn blended with the soft lowing of the calf and her mother. It wasn't until Omega had joined him in the doorway that the quintessence ghoul found clarity in the murky waters of his mind. The quintessence ghouls stood side by side watching the sky; mentor and protege, hero and villian, god and false prophet.

"Twice as many stars as usual, I haven't seen a night sky quite this active since their summoning" Omega spoke, a careful hand coming to rest upon Delta's shoulder.

When the pack had opted to take their leave from the barn, the calf resting between her caretakers. The pair of earth ghouls who managed to find a way to keep a hand resting on the other, much like they slept together in the Pits. Delta glanced back at the ghouls, the mother cow settling in at their feet as if she had three babies to protect. The quintessence ghoul only turned to take his leave when he felt a tug through the pack bond, a beckoning to return home. A feeling that was rare for the ghoul, one that sent him running to catch up with the others where he was wrapped in a warmth he hadn't felt from them in what felt like eons.

[melonpalooza]

ALRIGHT IM BACK WITH MORE HAIR PROPAGANDA!!!

Benefits of Raph getting a hair:

-while resting head ontop of chompy, chompy gets bonus scritches

- looks absolutely amazing I mean he would look great with a hair. Whether 5-o clock shadow, goate (he would grow one solely to mess with Leo), beard (like his dad! :D) or some other hair style.

-Can finally accomplish looking like the Disney princess he was always meant to be (I mean he literally talks to pidegons, rats, and his father is dead so he’s already half way there!)

-While Mona attacking Raph by accident does sound bad… at least she’s on top of him? Maybe she will be able to learn how rare it is for mutated turtles to grow hair

-Leo and Donnie bullying privileges

(Leo: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BROTHER, YOU…VILE EVIL SPAWN

Raph : *eating cereal*

Leo: *screeches ferally*

Donnie: What’s wrong with Leo?

Raph: *turns over to look at Donnie*

Donnie: Ah…I see.

Raph: He has the same expression as a cat crossing paths with a cucumber. )

(I think in Star Trek ppl with goaties are evil right? Okay I might be wrong about that *shrug*)

Mikey benefits:

-Beads!!!! HAIR CLIPS!!!! DYING HAIR SO MANY DIFFERENT COLORS!!!!

- Getting bullied by Rise Mikey

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- is able to do that one hair flip thingy they have in the movies (he does it to annoy Raph a lot)

-looking like a Cryptid

- Different hairstyles!! Ponytail, braids, pigtails, (being able to brush all of the hair to the front and then proceed to wet said hair. You then will successfully look like the girl from the ring. Then go wait out into the hallway for your brother to walk back to his bedroom, and then he gets jump scared hehehehehehehe)

his father is dead so he’s already half way there!

STOOOOP ALJSDASD.

i think when she realizes it's a beard and not some parasitic plant or smth I think she would like poke and prod it a lot. Get very very curious about it. And when she notices none of his brothers have a beard she'd just go :0

Can you imagine that it all just does grow in one day? ;lkajdas i would react like Leo too if I woke up and my brother just has a fully grown beard lmaooo. I know nothing abt Star Trek but it sounds like something that can happen? I'm pretty sure the goatees do make an appearance in an episode of Space Heroes. I'm like 50% sure????

Man imagine if I gave cope!Mikey long luscious hair. neon!Mikey would cope and seethe and mald in that order a;lskdjasdas I have long hair and when I braid it I can easily use it as a whip when I flip my hair to annoy my brother. Mikey definitely would do this to Raph.

And he would 100%%% make himself look like Sadako to scare ppl. He just stands in a dark room/hallway and waits for someone to turn on the lights. He would dodge in time if on reflex they try to punch him dw aod;jasdasd

[highrollersrolls]

Opinions on ALL of the cog managers and i guess the higher ups

(this is gonna be long folks so just sit tight with it) *was given the list of literally everyone by the creator of this account* lets starteth off with skelecogs i suppose.. ...factory foreman, eh they cool since they with the VP and everythineth Mint supervisors are a bit...strict... Head attorney, their silly i like themeth :D Club president...i'd honestly care less about em..sorryeth hmm.. William Boar is uh...ok i suppose...he's hard on the outside and soft in the insideth

Alton is also silly me like em a loteth :D he's a sweetheart if you aint a toon..

Winston is also silly, i try to take care of em since he needs that love and comforteth and he's a bit like me neutral with toonseth

Tawney is just very sleep so i dont know much about em..

Spruce however is how i know about chip!..he's a cool guy as well always teaching me about the wild lifeth

Flint is..hot NOT IN THAT WAY but liketh he's literally fire..i also cant be around em much since my feathers are flammable...but he's alright i guess..again i dont know much about someth managers so bare with me

Belle, is a sweetheart if i had parents i would visit her a lot shes so niceth makes my tail wag honestly ^^

Ben...the british, im honestly fine with em he makes some good tea in my opinioneth

Holly, i dont really know about so i dont really have anything to say about her..

Mary, is very sweet yet protective i can tell she careseth about the cogs and her boardbot employees

(we aint gonna talk about buck because its gonna be VERY confusing to yall about my HR headcanon lol, unless ya really wanna know then ya know what to do)

(same goes to dave)

Brian...oh dont even start...i fucketh hate him..yea he knows a lot about stuff but...he's strict and egotistic and i honestly want flint to light him on fireth...wait thats a good idea..thats going into my show idea book!

Misty, honestly i love her..platonically she's so sensitive but she's such a sweetheart i feel bad for what happened with her..and now she probably has some built up trauma...with her and bessie..

Prester, honestly i like em, just because of how he takes his job seriously, THAT AND HE KICKS ASSETH!! LIKE COME ON MAN HE'S COOL!!

Cathal..i dont really know about much besides that he's the VP's soneth

Cosmo..again i dont really know about em and his satellite investors..i just know he's short like the chairman..very..very....puntable...

Ch-chip..eheh..um..i-i like em...only a little YEA JUST A LITTLE!! hehe..dear god im having difficulties explaining why...you know what lets just skip my opinions on chip...

Graham, i also dont really know much about i just know that flint is with graham and graham is also egotisticeth...so lets just assume i also hateth him..

now the..i suppose "scary" teameth... *clears throat*

Mundle..scary honestly, not much a fan of gators..dont know much about em nor do i want too..

Courtney..im sorry but who the fucketh names a cog courtney...its like naming a newborn toon Karen...or Caroline..like what the fucketh?? i know sometimes i dont fucketh with the law but..why? just why?...anyways i dont have opinions on her much

Barry, just reminds me if he was the principle in the school house, but other than that no opinionseth on em

Kilo, honesty i know he's a grown goat but he acts like a brat and or a bully and i dont really like em, in other words...he can go fucketh himself...

now before we get into the 'higher ups' as yall sayeth im gonna put my opinions on the other 2 contractors..

Count Erclaim..eh i dont really get a long with vampires..same with his brother..Count Erfit, as much as they are buff and swole, i dont really give two flying fuckseth about them two honestly i just see them more as competition and enemys..them 2 can also die in a ditcheth for all i care..

i know the rest of these contractors are no more..unfortunately..i still wanna talk about em..whether they went somewhere or they got scrapped by cogs inc and turned intoeth something else...

Redd H. Wing i really do miss, he was a great friend of mine..until they disappeared...god i miss them..i wish he was here again..

Sads i dont really know what they were referencing from but.. all he ever did was make constant puns and it was annoying..i can only handle a few jokes and puns but not it being constant..

the Witness Stand-in was also a cool guy its unfortunate that he's scrapped though and made into probably someone else..he was a cool skelecog to hang out with at the bar..its sadeth that he's gone now...

Clerk i didnt really know much about so no opinion on em

ah yes..both of the directors of public relations and land acquisition, i mean technically their still here their just managers and not contractors anymoreth so i still get to hang out with em even if their just managers

now for what all of you have been waiting for..my opinioneth on the 'higher ups'!!

Allan is a cool guy, i know he takes pride in his work but other than that he's a chilleth guy i like em he's just like..he makes the sellbots have it easy ya know and i like that..i'd rather see cogs enjoy their work than seeing them stressed and suffer during their work ya know?

Chris is uh..a greedy son of a bitcheth the truth had to be said sorry, but ya are a greedy son of a bitch, Chris..however he is the one that manages the money sooo, he's a greedy son of a bitcheth but he's useful..so i'll deal with it i suppose..

..Diane..me and Diane do not mix well..now i try not to fucketh with the law but...she's strict as hell..i dont really vibe with her..now if i were to go to court i would win, if i were to go to jail i would escapeth...im not saying jack on how thougheth...

Craig can go suck a dicketh in my opinion he's a straight on bitch, i dont give a shit if HES FUCKING "USEFUL" OR NOT HE CAN GO DIE FOR ALL I CARE GOD I FUCKING HATE HIM!!..sorry anger got to me..

now the best for last..

Robert Cyger..i also hate him a fucketh ton but he is very puntable and that is the only thingeth i like about em is that he is short and very easy to kick, like a football if you willeth

that was a lot..now excuse me im gonna go drink something so my throat can heal..from all me talkin..

[heyhopperart]

Hello! just wanted to say your art is lovely =). I hope you don't mind, but this silly thing is for you! I love your Mulan fandom, especially the two brothers, they are the best, and Tuguslar is my favourite (he's so cute and funny!). Now, being the hopeless romantic weirdo I am, I couldn't leave him all alone...could I? (dies of embarrassment)...anyway...she (aka this horrible doodle that took me 4 hours and endless references to make) is Amari =). In the story I'm writing (set in current times), she used to work for a big Chinese company, "Han Industries" (name sucks, I know). However, being the strong willed free spirit she is, she couldn't stand working in that office for long. She longed for freedom and being her own boss. But what gave her the decisive push to quit was a certain Office Manager and Ceo Secretaty named Chi Fu. The man wasn't just a bossy, arrogant bully, he was also one of the worst misogynist jerks a woman can meet. If working with him all week wasn't bad enough, the man soon started hitting hard on her, too blind and proud to see that she despised him and was genuinely repulsed by his “displays” of affection and declarations of love. One day, Amari just couldn't take it any more, and quit her job, but not without telling in front of the whole office what she really thought about him. She moved to the countryside where she found a new job at a local bio store. In her spare time, she likes to take long walks or simply dance (belly dance), something she almost quit due to stress back at her old working place. One day she decides to take a trip to the fields near her small town and practice some dancing, sure that no one could be around... that was until a little goat name Lunch noticed her and decided to hop by and say hello!... you can imagine the rest =).

My answer is in part, influenced by the cute fanfic you've written up! Thank you for crediting my AU ;) ❤️! I got the warm fuzziez reading your OCs' interactions with the Huns!!

This was one of my favorite parts:

[biboomerangboi]

Cause of my Current Brainrot - steddie with background ronance Hades AU.

Steve as Zagreus - Determined to get out of the underworld, rebellious son. Charming and good at getting his ass kicked.

Eddie as Thanatos - God of the dead, in love with Steve since childhood, everyone thinks he’s scary but he’s just a guy. (His companion would be a bat this time round tho because of course.)

Nancy as Megaera - Fury with a gun, Steve’s Ex, cares about her job and dumped Steve for being to immature, nectar starts a friendship.

Robin as Dusa - Instead of just a head she’d be a full Gorgon, Steve tries to flirt with her but she eventually she’s like I’m gay and the platonic soulmatism kicks in, Steve starts matchmaking her and Nancy like it’s her job and running to her about Eddie being mean to him.

Dustin as Hypnos - Eddies little brother, playfully bullies Steve for his deaths, gets distracted at work, sassy

I’m not sure if Hopper and Joyce should be Hades and Nyx or Olympians but the rest of the party are definitely the younger Olympians.

Max as Hermes because she’d deffs be in on this and is the Zoomer.

Controversially Lucas as Artemis because he’s sweet and awkward and deserves a goated boon. He’s also the ranger of the party guys so this makes sense.

El as Athena Goated boons, defence for days, very strong and wanting to fix her family.

Also controversially Mike as Ares he’s our little hotheaded paladin and him being the reverse of El is pretty cute.

Will as Aphrodite but he doesn’t really get love, biggest heart for days, talks more about familial love when talking to Steve and mentions he’s nervous about his role to Steve. Crush on Mike.

Argyle as Dionysus because it just fits a lot.

I’m struggling with Jonathan because I think he needs to be Wills brother always but also I think he’d really fit Charon but how am I going to make him buds with Dionysus of all people.

Murray as Poseidon idk why that fits but Murray being kind of a dick who gives you things just fits.

I’m struggling now to think of more. Joyce as Demeter and Hopper as Zeus I think would also fit and obviously I’d have to overhaul a lot of who’s related to who to make this all work and make the kids not related to each other obviously but yeah. This is the brainrot. I won’t be writing this obviously but it’s going around in my head.

[hoochieblues]

Oh, PeePee.... Peppy fucked up her first pre-adoption meet. </3

Behold the face of a criminal:

I had high hopes, following Tuesday's incredibly successful cat test and play session. The potential adopters are a fantastic home - lovely people, tons of space, someone around all the time; one of those homes where you're like '...and are you interested in also adopting me?' but you're not supposed to ask because allegedly that's weird or something idk.

Peppy had a small contretemps with a goat this morning, so she was a bit keyed up going into the meet, and we started out with Advanced Level Terrier Bark-Off before they shook down together. I was really hoping for some enthusiastic play the way she managed with Louis the stooge dog, but nah. Pep was more interested in the humans and then - when she realized their dog wasn't going to respond to her clumsy play overtures and was a bit more submissive - she went full schoolyard bully.

Not the best fit, and not what the adopters were hoping for, so I don't think this will be proceeding, but we may be able to place an alternative dog with them that's better suited.

From a behavior/canine psych perspective, though, some interesting points raised: Peppy got overstimulated and couldn't regulate herself, leading to bullying and disrespect of boundaries she doesn't do with my other foster (who's about three times her size). Sure, I think a part of this is - weirdly, given how frightened she initially was of bigger dogs due to bad experiences - that she benefits from a larger, steadier companion. But it also brings up how far you should manage/regulate an anxious dog and when you step back to let them handle it themselves.

I've guided her regulation a lot over the time she's been here. Strict scheduling for rest/processing time, desens and socialisation work etc. (albeit rather limited; I need more vict-- uh. volunteers.) in the hope it's helping her learn to handle both her inherent anxiety and life in general. Mostly, she's doing great. She's way less chompy, doesn't dangle off you anymore, walks well on leash and sits nicely at the curb/for traffic. She handles poultry, cats, and most livestock well (...not goats) and loves people so much she's heartbroken if she meets anyone who doesn't want to pet her.

At what point - and by how much - can you taper that management and encourage the dog to make their own good choices? It's a hard and very individual question. Today, I can't help but worry I've not pushed her forward enough, even though I guess really it's just experience. Some meets will always go better than others and - ultimately - she is very undersocialised and underdeveloped and she will be kind of an asshole where she can get away with it. She's learning, and no one is perfect.

The other dog feeling defensive and not wanting to share attention definitely didn't help, and I don't blame Peppy for screwing up... though you don't really want to close out any potential adoption meet by having to physically separate the little bastards. Still, no damage done, no serious fighting. It could have been worse, and she has a second interested party, so hopefully she'll click with that dog.

As for strategies for that meet, not sure if I should stay as hands off as possible and let her succeed or fail on her own, or try harder to encourage better regulation. In a new home, I won't be there to do that reg work, and most adopters don't really follow a behavior plan perfectly, even if you explain it to them with crayons, sock puppets, and sky writing. However, if she fucks up again, she may end up waiting a lot longer for the chance at a permanent home.

Tough call.

[squipy-shippy]

I decided I should probably make a post talking about my s/I and the lore I have for my F/O's so far lol so yeah here is that if you wanna ask questions go ahead lol also yeah I'm using picrew because I can't draw worth shit

FNAF:

Picrew link

Name: morgan

Age: 20

Sexuality: lesbian

Gender: agender

Personality: shy, creative,excitable, distant,push over,kind, relaxed

Likes: arcades,music, adventure,

Dislikes: thunder,yelling, crying babies

More info: Morgan had always been interested in the Freddy Fazbear franchise learning about its past along with its rumors. When she learned that after years of dormancy the only thing being given is a VR video game she decided to try to get a job despite her timid nature. Luckily to her surprise she Landed a job as an arcade attendant. She'd help give out prizes,fix the machines if they broke down all that fun stuff. Along with this she also sometimes does face painting if requested to. One night Morgan had forgotten her phone after work so went to grab it before the doors closed however that's when she had met Roxanne. They had of course interacted during work hours but Morgan had no idea exactly how alive these animatronics could be. Roxanne and Morgan really got along with Morgan's shy relaxed low self esteem nature and Roxanne's outgoing energetic egotistical nature it was kinda surprising how these two became so close but you know what they say opposites attract! And attract it did after a month or so of Morgan sneaking in after hours to hang out with Roxanne Morgan learned that these animatronics can develop crushes and was given a thing of roses and a go kart date. Ever since Morgan has become Roxanne's number one fan and Roxanne hopes one day Morgan will get brave enough to perform with her.

Undertale:

Picrew link

Name: ocean

Age: 20

Sexuality: lesbian

Gender: gender queer

Personality: soft spoken,fast moving, creative, Caring,puts others before herself, stubborn,good listener

Likes: baking, learning,bugs,puns,cuddles

Dislikes: heights, thunder, yelling, bullying

More info: Ocean was a soft collage student who lived by mt ebbot it had been rumoured that those who climb the mountain don't really return. However ocean had always been interested in the mountains and the rumors of it so when her "friends" said they were going to go climb it she was more than happy to oblige. What ocean didn't know is that her friends had a different idea and after getting to the top before she knew it ocean was falling one of her "friends" had pushed her off. Ocean thought this was the end but was pleasantly surprised when sge heard the soft voice of a very beautiful.....goat??? Toriel guided her through the ruins and offered her a place to stay and rest. Ocean had never been given so much kindness and didn't really have a reason to return to the surface so she simply stayed with toriel in the ruins. However as with most humans Ocean wanted to see more of the underground and hopefully get toriel more out of her comfort zone. After a long conversation toriel did eventually agree to leave the ruins and meet more monsters however toriel was too nervous for Ocean to meet asgore so they did not meet till much later... However she did learn why and felt horrible for toriel so she spent her days making toriel life worth doing things...this caused the two to eventually develop feelings and now spend their days together in the underground.

MLP:

Picrew link

Name: oddity

Age: 19

Sexuality: lesbian

Gender: non binary

Personality: awkward,kind, positive,push over, stubborn,scary cat, sees the good in everyone

Likes: music, learning, adventure, writing, reading

Dislikes; yelling,being tricked,thunder,

More info: oddity is a senior at eqistria high she had only heard of the rumors of the school as by the time she had started attending the school the damage had already been done...or so she thought the Dazzlings had returned for another chance at the school.. that's when her ana adagio locked eyes for the first time. And well they didn't start out the best adagio saw oddity as just another person to control but oddity wasn't about to fall for her spell ...maybe it was due to the earphones she always has on or maybe it was pure spite but no matter the reason oddity wasn't falling under adagios magic. This made Adagio kinda obsessed with the human abandoning her original plan for this one human. Over time however something odd happened... adagio started to actually like oddity a lot actually... she'd never met someone who was kind to her or made her laugh without any use of magic this led to the two developing a relationship and oddity joining the band despite her not being a siren and adagio becoming this sort of anti hero.

BONUS PONY VER BECAUSE I CAN!!!

Picrew link

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Here’s my first batch of ref sheets, otherwise known as “I potentially have DID, here’s some guys to compensate” /hj

Information about each of them is under the cut! It’s mostly bullshit lore rambling so if you don’t like that I understand

Tez (He/Him), namesake coming from the Aztec god Tezcatlipoca (though I shortened his name as to not offend anyone hgdfurj), is the definition of “The world revolves around me and me alone!” He’s stuck up and sees everyone else as his stepping stones, but admittedly has a soft spot for Jax. His main shifted form, curtesy of being a Shapeshifter (along with the rest of this batch), is a rabbit.

Fawn (He/They/It) is a nervous wreck of a cyborg. He’s very skittish and doesn’t like talking to people much, but is not a bad guy when you get to know him. Their shifted form is a Greyhound.

Echo (It/He) is a manipulator at heart, though it seems reserved in moments of quiet, almost... contemplative. Fawn seems to be his favorite bullying victim, though between you and me? I don’t think it wants to truly hurt them. His shifted form is a Fox.

Felix (He/Him) is the happy, calm friend of the group. He’s trans, but still chooses to wear skirts because they make him feel good. He’s always had Hip-Hop since he was spawned into existence, and his shifted form is a Canary.

Faith (He/They) is quiet, but good at making friends. He doesn’t like Alastor, and Alastor doesn’t like him, but they mostly manage to coexist. Them and Felix spawned into existence at the same time, and they might be siblings, but it’s ambiguous enough that nobody can really tell for 100% certainty. Neither of them have answered any questions about their relationship. His shifted form is a Barn Owl.

Alastor (He/She) is reserved. Very reserved. He doesn’t talk to anyone most of the time, and seems to have spawned after Kris left his ex. Might be something up with that. She also says fuck gender norms! His shifted form is a Goat.

Kimon (They/Them) is a tired, tired person. Like Alastor, they don’t speak much, but when they do, it’s either snarky or telling someone to shut up, very bluntly. Much to their annoyance, Jax likes to follow them around. If you were to take off their blanket, you’d find nothing but a black blob. Due to their lack of limbs, they have to levitate things. Their shifted form is a Sheep.

Jax (He/Him) is what ADHD would be like if it were a person. He’s friendly, outgoing, scatterbrained, and honestly a joy to be around, unless you’re Alastor or Kimon. Jax only appeared after Kris’ ADHD diagnoses. His shifted form is a River Otter.