#she is the unwanted attention

[pardonmyfrenchbutwhattheheck]

"Howl Pendragon gender envy this, Howl gender envy that"

that's all fine and dandy, but grandma Sophie Hatter? LOOK AT HER

gotta be one of my favorite genders of all time

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

hi!! howdy!! hello!! i have a question about the lights out au !! :D How did Poppy, Frank and Wally react to Howdy waking up? How did HE react to waking up?? sorry if this was already asked hhaha

lots of emotions! i will portray Two

[voidedjuice]

this bastard

[tnbc-thoughtsandheadcanons]

Hi! What do think were Jack’s thoughts introducing Sally as his love to the citizens in the beginning of his and Sally’s relationship?? Do you think he felt excited to introduce her or hesitant because he cherished their privacy together? <3

Oooh, wonderful question..! In my fanfic series, Jack first held their relationship private out of Sally's safety from the Doctor. He didn't mind it because they had their freedom being at the Graveyard/Spiral Hill together. But he was also happy to get the word out about it, since it meant he wouldn't get crowded or touched by his Admirers anymore!

He's confident and happy with Sally, so he was pretty excited to tell the town when the time came to it!

[endversewinchester]

I especially like the placement of the reveal. It comes shortly after the Fallen Star owns up to loving Paradise.

Another immortal. Who was in love. While still being immortal (because he didn’t turn human for her until long after she was dead).

Dante’s immortality was never the problem. His insecurities and the way he was raised are.

[lostandbackagain]

"inkheart is about people who can bring what they read to life"

you DUMBASS it's about girls trying to forgive their fathers and unloved boys who attach themselves to the first person to give them attention and how women are expected to endure anything and everything and how trauma transforms us and "chosen family" by rina sawayama and how sometimes good people are assholes and how evil is always at our fingertips you absolute fuckjng NUMBSKULL

[bugpoasting]

also another facet of girl!beatles au that i personally find sososo fun is dirtbag lesbian probably sex addict george . so fun

[plagasitize]

[memoriescut]

pudding being something akin to a vestal in her own homeland but also lowkey still being married makes me cry because she is absolutely devoted to the cause ( the phoneglyphs, the knowledge ) but will never be caught associating with her "husband" even on her last breath. she refuses to acknowledge him, refuses his name - one would almost think he did something unspeakable to her to deserve this cold shoulder but really pudding's just "oh well i get to live my life unbothered and without marriage obligations, cool!", she genuinely doesn't care

[sensesdialed]

the day people realize that the college rejection was not the sole reason peter sought out strange's help/such a drastic solution, but the catalyst for it is the day that i finally know peace

[roseguided]

@consumare ASKED, 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅 ,  𝒊 𝒅𝒐𝒏’𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 . - 𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒆

𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐒. she even went out & bought a new dress & shoes for the occasion. ( it was a pale blue color that complimented her skin. just the right touch of sparkle, fitting in the right places that was flattering. she looked so grown up in her matching heels & hair curled so it fell behind her shoulders onto her back. ) when hannibal asks her to take hold of his hand prior to going inside the opera house, stevie shows no hesitation & wraps her hand in his own. climbing the stairs , doors opening to a flood people waiting on the show to begin , eyes widen in awe & lips part slightly to accompany the reaction. ; ❛ oh, it’s-it’s so much more wonderful than i ever imagined ! ❜ the glittering lights make her happy , a fuzzy feeling coming over her brain. it’s enough to drown out the itching discomfort she feels from such an influx of noise—the grip on hannibal’s hand is enough to keep her from flexing her fingers or rubbing her hands to self sooth. head turns toward father figure: ❛ are you sure i’m old enough to be here, papa ? everyone else is so much older than me. ❜ as if spending quality time with her father was anything to be worried over ! it was no one else’s business. ❛ i’ve been waiting a month for tonight & i’m so excited. ❜

[homunculus-argument]

Once again randomly remembered this story about a couple who had a small parrot - pretty sure it was a budgie - who didn't talk but learned to communicate with people in its own way. Once it figured out that people always turn to check their phones when the notification sound comes on, it started making the text message notification sound to request human attention. The parrot also liked to follow people to the door whenever guests were leaving, and would use its wings to pantomime the motions of a person putting their coat on. A very clever, charming bird.

And every once in a while it just randomly hated some people. Not for any real reason, or even reason to suspect bad vibes, but by deciding "fuck this person in particular" for shits and giggles alone. And one time when the owners had invited a new friend to their home, the bird decided that it Did Not Like Her.

So in the middle of polite conversation, the bird - who was free to roam around the apartment at the time - hopped onto the living room coffee table, right in front of the unwanted guest. And in that moment, the owners put two and two together and understood that whatever mischief the bird had decided to do, it was now too late to stop it.

But instead of unleashing the absolute hell that even the tiniest displeased parrot could be capable of, the little budgie made its little "may I have your attention please" cell phone notification sound, and once the guest was focused on the bird, looked at her dead in the eye while doing the putting-my-coat-on wing motion.

The guest did not recognise the pantomime for what it was, but she was nonetheless delighted that the parrot would do a little wing-roll dance for her. And the host couple were at first too stunned and then too polite to tell her how impressive that gesture truly was. Their bird had shown both remarkable restraint and cleverness by using its entire vocabulary of human communication just to say

"I have an important announcement: I think you should leave."

[angered-box]

omgggg not even my cats like me jesus.

[schadenfreudich]

I know I probably shouldn't call him a poor thing, but oh, poor thing

[clvric]

Anonymous asked: "You have a crush on Lucifer. It's totally obvious!"

She Has A Crush On... || Accepting !!

❝ If that's what you want to believe, stranger... ❞

[shadysadie]

Dear elderly men who see me at the library and assume I am a upstanding Christian woman with upstanding Christian values because of the way I dress.

I.

AM.

NOT.

I am a chaotic, nerodivergent, lesbian witch. Who likes skinny dipping and punk music.

I would not make a good little wife for you or your sons.

I do not dress the way I do because I am modest or because I honor my mother and father.

I dress the way I do because I want to look like a resilient Victorian orphan from the country who becomes a companion to a sickly Victorian rich kid who just needs to breathe some fresh goddamm air in order to walk again.