#she said🧍‍♀️

[s0livagant]

Sav clears out her camera roll: Jake pt. 47

[anbaisai]

Happy birthday to @crystallizsch and the lovely Yuusha! May you have another wonderful year full of happiness and currynoodles💜

[bewitchedmold]

JoJo's is wild bc you could really imagine the most stupid thing/skill imaginable and they'd make something capable of ripping a hole in the fabric of space with just that and hand it to a random bisexual with questionable fashion sense for no fucking reason at all😭

[lilrobinbird]

i just came up with a new name….malina floptina….for hakoda’s “girlfriend”…your reblog made me think this. so basically it was a collaborative effort

Lmao yes this is perfect

Hakoda needs his girlfriend Bato back

[baeshijima]

it is now officially the 25th which means...

merry christmas everyone !!! regardless of whether u celebrate or not, i hope u all have a lovely day with whoever u spend it with or with urself <33

[cherrygarden]

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[disturbedheart]

Nothing honest to god bothers me more than when I buy something for myself or bring something home for ME and out of the kindness of my heart I decide to share it, and it all fucking disappears in 7 seconds. Like those wipes were meant for ME but I left them out for everyone and now they're almost half gone cause my sibling uses them nonstop and leaves the god damn thing open so they DRY OUT when I've told them twice already not to 🤦‍♀️ and I hate to be a mean bitch but I bought those specifically for myself for very specific situations and not just because I need to tinkle 🤦‍♀️ those things were NOT CHEAP BRO

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

my mum: You know, you walk really stiff.

me:

[jenconnellysshybellybutton]

She's built like a 1950s refrigerator your honor

[moonschocolate]

all mothers usually love zhongli but my mom, when I showed her all the characters (let's ignore the fact she was higly tempted to walk away), said she liked AYATO, CHILDE, AND LISA (SPECIFICALLY with the akademiya outfit)

and Alhaitham and Kaveh HIHIHIHIHIHI

[ssaronance]

now why was steve (a man) looking at eddie (another man) like this 🤨

[scrollonso]

once i told my classmate i was hard of hearing then she started signing to me

i can still hear. i dont know sign language.

[bobmckenzie]

dude i sent one of my best friends the WIP of my book cover and all he said was "Hmmmmm" and went offline. why don't you just stab me or something JEEZ

[doctorweebmd]

someone pointed out something I did the other day that I didn’t really notice I do and then I was like….. yeah why do I do that and turns out it’s stimming. And apparently I do it. A lot.

[elliesbelle]

the many faces of my students today when i suddenly busted out crying out and throwing up in the trash can out of nowhere

[xannerz]

oughg

vp asked me how i was on a personal level during a call today, like actually Checking In (maybe it's because i've been more scattered/frazzled lately and i said i have been overwhelmed), and i froze, staring into the webcam like

"not great"