#she should be allowed to kill

[mrmosseater]

GIANT FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER

[biblicalhorror]

Thought about Betty Draper again

[the-halfling-prince]

rereading the american girl Mia book and Jesus Christ I didn't think it was possible for the youngest of four to have eldest sister syndrome but this girl is really out there mothering her three older brothers after they left her with no dinner (pot roast of all things) and she had to make herself scrambled eggs instead (instead of pot roast) and also some for her brothers. The ones who ate all of the dinner so she didn't get any. And her parents are like "You know how much we rely on you, Mia" THAT IS A 10 YEAR OLD GIRL!

[horsechestnut]

There are so many Dick, Bruce, or Tim kills the Joker fics on AO3, meanwhile Barbara was the one talking about how The Joker should be the exception to the No Kill Rule years before Red Hood Jason even existed.

[umbrvx]

band au bc ive been listening to pretty much only rock recently 🎸

[glazeliights]

island mode is so sillygoofy

[quartergremlin]

Speaking of trans animals, in most reef dwelling fish every single one of them is born female and then the biggest/more aggressive becomes male. The reverse is found in some fish as well, though it is most common in Wrass/Trigger fish species.

bkjcdbjkdfkjbvfds thats really cool! and they're so pretty!

i,, if that was the turtles there would be so many fights... they'd have to make a chart about it.

[felsdumpsterfire]

Contrary to popular belief, I am fully convinced D'arce was the last to officially join the poly because of A) unrequited love for pretty Frenchman but also in respect to Celeste. So Cahara had to really put all his Lovehara into bagging the cute knight who could bench press him

[alisoncooper]

a list of crimes committed by alison cooper:

assault (technically not committed on purpose, but could’ve been construed as such by the builder who she, very violently, threw a mug at)

failure to comply with building regulations (was told the house was structurally unsafe after building work and not to have X-amount of people in one room at any one time, but lied about it for monetary gain which then led to a workplace accident)

blackmail (knew about barclay’s tax avoidance and used it against him to save herself money in legal fees)

confidence trickery/fraud (conned several paranormal investigators)

criminal damage (punctured a guest’s tyres)

bribery (to stop her driveway being “fixed” by the council)

told the captain he couldn’t sing (isn’t actually a crime but should be)

bonus morally dubious behaviour:

genuinely thought barclay was going to die and was happy to let him do so without helping him as long as he didn’t die on her land

[o-vera-nalyzing]

i want cookiecutter cuntface to really show how mad she is. obviously she has boiling rage right under her skin but her confrontation with kristen wasn’t enough i want her to fucking explode

[elssbethtascioni]

@usergif new year, new fonts: day 3 - perfect pairs ↳ [caviar dreams + autumn wind; butler + twilight wind]

ELLE GREENAWAY in CRIMINAL MINDS

[ladymacbeths]

this had to be real

[bonefall]

Tbh I never read that far in DOTC but I heard so much about star flower from fandom that now hearing about it directly from you I feel so cheated. I was promised a femme fatale.. tho in hindsight considering how much these writers hate women I probably shouldn't have gotten my hopes up

I WISH we got a femme fatale. It would have been incredibly cathartic for her to make herself alluring to Clear Sky, turning his worst traits against him and getting both power and revenge. For Thunder to bond to her over it, reaching the conclusion in the end that they both had terrible parents that they need to reject.

but, knowing the Erins, they would have just had Clear Sky kill her violently and gratuitously for ever tricking him. Like how he gouged Willow Tail's eyes out. So... I guess we were doomed either way.

Anyway im cooking

[livefungus]

y'know, given the amount of shit Pin's had to go through in BFDIA, i wouldn't blame her if she initiated the events of Fear Garden afterwards

[landonkirbyappreciation]

It always bugged me how Landon was treated in 1x14 for his reaction to Roman, as if it was so wrong of him. Like, I’m sorry, but him acting how he did was totally justified. Hope had literally planned to kill Landon after he stole a knife and held it against him for how long, then Landon sees her acting fine and trusting towards Roman when he shows up, after he’d played a part in Hayley getting killed. Which Landon expressed, and it makes perfect sense for him to be confused and upset by that, yet he’s still somehow wrong for feeling that way. And later gets criticized for being jealous as well which also somehow makes him in the wrong. Even though I think him feeling some jealousy is also understandable when you take into account the fact that Landon had been unwanted throughout his life in the foster system, had been abused and bullied and made to feel like he wasn���t good enough. Then he’s in his first relationship, I think he’s allowed to feel some insecurity when his girlfriend’s ex shows up. But instead he’s painted as the one in the wrong who needs to apologize, and as if he needs to trust Hope. Even though we know how much he trusts Hope, I’d never say lack of trust was the issue but that it was about his own insecurities from trauma. Which they barely touched on, but what else is new…

[toaarcan]

You ever think about how extremely traumatic the first two arcs of the Archie reboot would've been for all the characters?

They're just living their normal lives, when one day Sonic starts babbling about a completely different history where most of them were in extremely dire straits, and starts using Nicole to overwrite their extant memories with those of the previous universe.

Like, imagine being Sally in that situation. You come home from a dangerous but routine mission to find all your friends acting like you've just come back from the dead. They hand you your computer and suddenly your mind is filled with memories of a much different world to this one, a much darker and more painful one, filled with death and constant betrayal. Your last memories are now filled with weeks of watching your mechanised, vivisected body mindlessly serve your nemesis, and try to kill your friends and family. You were (probably) awake when Eggman carved you up with a blowtorch, while monologuing creepily about how smart you are, right before he crammed a cannon in where your brain should be. You almost died because Eggman designed your new form so badly that you ran out of power on your first mission as his pawn, only to be 'saved' by someone who loved you, and now doesn't exist.

But it's not just that. That would be bad enough. You also remember that this other version of you had a living mother. A mother who loved her and supported her and tried to be there for her. Yours has been dead since you were a child. You're still a child, but you've never felt less like one than you do right now. You had a brother too. He had a wife and a daughter, you had a niece and and a sister-in-law. They're gone. In fact, they're not just gone. They never existed. You have memories of people that never existed. All your friends apparently do. These other versions of them all had families. Here, they're all orphans, except for Rotor, who now remembers a world where his father wasn't an abusive bastard that serves Eggman out of some warped sense of social darwinism, something he can never have in this one.

On the other hand, your father, whom you know as a kind, generous, and reasonable man, was in this other world a controlling, emotionally abusive asshole, a major factor in a massive mental breakdown you endured and struggled with for months on end.

And then shortly afterwards, these memories begin to fade. Maybe you're okay with forgetting Mecha Sally. Maybe you're okay with forgetting that Nigel was ever Maximilian. But now you're also forgetting Alicia and Elias and Megan and Alexis, people who only existed in your memory. You won't remember how many people Eggman killed with the Super Genesis Wave. There will never be justice for them, and in a few short days, you won't even remember their names.