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ellsss · 2 years

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i wish sevika was my personal trainer AND fuck buddy💯😂

#arcane #sevika arcane #i LOVEEE her #she’s wife bro

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rystiel · 3 months

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i keep seeing people say the doctor shouldn’t have feelings for rogue because he’s married to river…? river song… who has also married multiple people… one of the most polyamorous characters in the show…?

#i think the only issue river would have is that she wasn’t there to witness it #ngl #plus when has the doctor ever been strictly monogamous???#even when he was infatuated with rose he still had feelings for other people too #madame de pompadour anyone ??? hello?? 😭#and river’s been gone for multiple regens now… is the doctor meant to never have a relationship ever again or what #gonna be real i think if rogue was a woman i’d be seeing less Ummm He Has A Wife The Doctor Wouldn’t Cheat Like This takes #i really don’t think the doctor & river were ever strictly only with each other bro like they’ve always had a more open relationship anyway #🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️#doctor who #15th doctor #rogue doctor who #river song #timerogue #dndoctor #yowzah #twiver #ehhh yeah.#y’know ????#also as people have mentioned she’s dead #i didn’t make that part of my post bc timey wimey whatever people still want her to return somehow #so if she *was* alive and the doctor wasn’t literally a widow… she’d have no problem with rogue 😭😭#keepin this post ambiguous for u river return truthers

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saturnniidae · 5 months

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#it says wife bc i was too lazy to change it also its funnier #hiccup js definitely the cook bro was ready to become a baker theres no way he couldn't make good food #hes too nice to tell astrid everything she makes is absolutely vile and inedible so he just smiles and takes it #but it becomes a problem when shes almost setting the house on fire trying to make him breakfast in bed on a bad pain day #its a good thing berk is so used to house fires and are inhumanly efficient at putting them out and repairing the damage #httyd #hiccstrid #hiccup haddock #astrid hofferson #httyd 2 #httyd meme #httyd shitpost

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thatbennybee · 19 days

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ChordStriker!Viva (Rock)

Okay someone on insta asked me what Rock!Viva looked like for ChordStriker and I had a little time to sketch her out. I need her so bad but she's still missing :[

#she's so fine bro #someone find my wife please #trolls #dreamworks trolls #viva trolls #trolls viva #rock viva #rock!viva #chordstriker!viva #cs!viva #chordstriker au #csau #trolls fanart

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0spookymoth0 · 1 day

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If I see one more person say Odysseus cheated on Penelope I'm gonna rip out your ligaments like Typhon did to Zeus that one time

#epic the musical #the odyssey #odysseus #penelope epic the musical #“He slept with Calypso every night for 7 years” yeah bc she forced herself on him every night #and he had to sleep with Circe to save his crew #Not like bro could just refuse Calypso #she's a literal goddess who'd likely do who knows what to him for saying no. And as for Circe? Consent under duress is not consent #end of.#You forget the part in the poem where every morning he sits on the beach and cries bc he misses home and feels like he betrayed his wife???#Or how in the musical it's implied Calypso's abuse gets so bad it's one of the things that almost drives him to kill himself???#Or how in certain tellings of the Odyssey Ody straight up has a break down when telling his wife what they did to him #both bc of how badly it traumatized him and fear that she'll blame him for what happened and leave him?!?!!#Calypso and Circe when I catch you two when I catch you

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batwithin · 3 months

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i think if you do the age of starts ending, you should be able to summon Ranni to whoop his blonde ass

#my art #fanart #digital art #elden ring #lunar princess ranni #ranni the witch #miquella the unalloyed #miquella the kind #like wdym you want to overthrow my wife's government bro?#i can't beat ur ass but she can

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liacobain · 3 months

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yeah i screamed

#kate martin #las vegas aces #lv aces #wnba #wbb #this is my wife bro #holy shit she’s so fine

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tequiilasunriise · 11 months

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When Steph and Cass get married they don’t take the last name Brown (Daddy Issues™️) or Cain (Daddy Issues Prime™️) or even Wayne (Steph absolutely REFUSES to become a Wayne nosirree), but a secret fourth thing (Gordan).

#BARBRA GORDON IS CASS’ MAMA AND TO AN EXTEND STEPH’S TOO OKAY #yes Steph still has Crystal but yall can NOT tell me she didnt lowkey look up to Babs as a secondary mom figure #the only one who is in on the jig is Kate bc shes officating the whole thing bc DUH and the way she fucken WHEEZZEEDDD when Steph explained #the way Kate would stand at the podium and anounce with such a smug grin #looking DIRECTLY at Bruce #‘I pronounce you…. MRS STEPHANIE AND MRS CASSANDRA GORDAN!’#the sheer fucken UPROARRRR #Steph LAUNCHES herself into Cass’ arms and kisses her senselessly as her now wife effortlessly carries her in a bridal carry #babs takes a second to process before instantly losing her NIND bc oh these crazy kids did NOT no no shes not crying #(she is. she so is. her date Dinah is handing her a hankerchief)#the batbros minus dami are hollering and cheering bc YEAHHHH STICK TO THE MANNNN #dami himself is dismissive and muttering about how could anyone throw away the wayne name like this #(on the inside he actually thinks this is pretty funny and must admit Barbra’s last name is a worthy rival to the Wayne name)#Bruce. Bruce is stunned. shell shocked. this girldad just lost his fav kid his princess #Jim is just having a damn good time bro is clapping Bruce on the back and having a good laugh over it all #also does this mean he has two honorary grandkids? no? well suck it bruce theyre my grandkids now #the other gothmanites who were invited like the birds of pret or the gotham city sirens are also all clowning on Brucie Boy #dc #stephcass #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #batfam

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chayannesegg · 7 months

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what i love about pierre and tubbo's relationship is that to pierre, him and tubbo have a great close relationship. he holds sunny dear to his heart and thinks of tubbo as a mentee/nephew. they tease each other, they prank each other, they have so much in common, they talk about create problems, he looks out for tubbo (in his own kooky uncle way)

meanwhile to tubbo, pierre is simply the world's most annoying old man (whose a bit obsessed with him)

#qsmp #qsmp tubbo #qsmp aypierre #like i think constantly of him in purgatory telling bad his wife wouldn't let him ditch their date for bad #but she knows he has to log on when he needs to 'babysit' tubbo #bro is not babysitting tubbo #he's not doing shit. half the time he's making tubbo's life harder and the other half he's doing his own thing #but mentally he's 'looking out for tubbo' and takes great pride in it and it's so funny.#because tubbo is there like 'why is this man obsessed with making my life worse!!!'

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skyboundstars · 6 months

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badly drawn baby dave and davesprite fanart inspired by @badlydrawnbabydirk and my wife

#i am willing to draw more if the people demand it #my wife is a big fan of the baby dirk art but seeing as she is bro strider irl this is a baby dave just for her <3 #davesprite #dave strider #homestuck #badly drawn baby dave #bro strider #he's looking fr

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sydneys-adamu · 1 year

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rlly carmy. rlly. ur just gonna desperately ask your wife what’s wrong and watch her walk completely out of the room when she doesn’t tell u? literally twist ur whole body specifically to watch her walk out?? right in front of your pretend girlfriend?? in front of my salad???

30 years no parole someone eat the key

#invented the word audacity #that scene keeps me up at night bc it’s like bro u brought ur side piece to your wife’s house??#she said no guests!! have some fucking decorum!!#I’ll use that tag y’all use for miss thing bc I don’t want anyone in my ear #anti claire bear #carmy x sydney #sydney x carmy #sydcarmy #the bear

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corvid-ghost · 23 days

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How did they let Lila and Diego go from her risking it all to have him by her side even though they only knew each other for a couple months and him hiding her away from danger to keep her and their baby safe, to her and HIS BROTHER having an affair

#like theyre insane #but in love #like that was so out of character for everyone involved #five literally risked everything to save his family #he would NOT do that to his brother #Lila would NEVER do that to Diego #and they did tjat because the actor for 5 is 18 now??#and they wanted to give him a love stort because of that?#and chose Lila? because she was the easiest to write in?#wtf #they got “oh yeah five isnt really the type of guy to go on dates HOWEVER he would definitely be fine with his brother wife'#where did you get that #also he had a love interest #in s1 #Delores #“but shes a mannequin” bro was all alone for 45 years in the apocalypse hes gonna get strange attachments to things #and Lila was inlove with diego #also he killed her parents #and first met her when she was like 5 #like yea he was just given orders to kill them but like thats gotta change some things #this relationship was creepy in like evry possible way #tua season 4 #tua s4 #tua #diego hargreeves #number five #lila hargreeves #corvid rambles #corvid talks about smth

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velvetjune · 2 months

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occasionally get hit by how much I love saga and casey’s relationship. casey being a part of the family, saga investigating on her own to find casey, them supporting each other even in the questionable reality around them, telling each other jokes the entire time, being in sync with their little coffee drinks. love them

#obviously they’re not without any challenges (that’d also be. boring) with casey hiding his sickness and sagas insecurity at being #a bad partner and friend. their worry the other might be targeted by the story and is caught up in everything #but their bond is so strong and refreshing #I just watched a horror movie with the typical asshole husband who doesn’t believe and support his wife #and my god it is a relief for saga and casey to actually agree something’s supernatural when nightingale first attacks #and have them communicate and be kind when talking to each other about believes #esp with saga being relatively (minus the Anderson bros etc.) alone in knowing Logan is alive and her life is what she remembers #alan wake 2 #im CONSTANTLY a little sad that it’s not. guaranteed we’ll see them together again #at the very least I need saga in the next control game 😭 remedy PLS she’d get along with so many characters

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codykinx · 8 days

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