#she's SOOOOOOOOOOOO hot!!!!!!

[niidsch]

Blue Eye Samurai || Wallpapers

[holedyke]

thinking abt her (ethel cains hand tattoos)

[volixia669]

Hello! Just read ur context post on IWTV, I was wondering if you said Anne Rice is a bad person cuz of the fanfic controversy or if there’s more to consider? Thank u for putting the labour into that long post, its really interesting and helpful

I'm so glad you enjoyed my post and found it helpful! :D

As for why Anne Rice is bad...Well, grab a stool, and let's discuss that specifically.

For starters, the main reason I personally dislike her is because of the fanfic controversy. This adult woman whose books were popular enough she could live off them, was suing teenagers. People who had no money, and were just having fun imagining their blorbos in more situations. She would wreck people's lives over this. Being sued over fanfic is no joke.

That said, I won't deny part of why she was having this issue is some of the characters were based on her husband and daughter respectively, both of whom died. So seeing other people use those characters may have struck a nerve with Anne Rice. However, there's also a matter of, well, once your art is out there, people are going to have thoughts and opinions on it.

Whiiiiich leads to the other major issue with Anne Rice. She could not take critique. At all. When her newer books in the series came out, she would stalk the reviews, and harass anyone who gave it a bad review. It was bad.

Of course she was still human and according to her wikipedia page she did eventually change her view on fanfiction in 2012 so there's...that. Honestly didn't hear much about her changing her view so I suspect most people were wary of her changing her opinion.

Additionally, this isn't to say she hasn't done good things. According to her wikipedia page, she often spoke out in favor of queer people, even criticising the Christian (I think it was the Catholic in particular) Church on their negative stance against gay people. It also claims she used her voice to speak up for those in New Orleans post Katrina.

Whether or not she's a bad person...Well I suppose it technically isn't for me to say. She was a great ally to the queer community, but she also hurt those who critiqued her work or wrote fanfic, many of whom were queer themselves.

However, it's the negative things she's done that's why myself and others have a...complicated relationship with her work, which was what I was mainly getting at!

That said, I hope you enjoy the show, whatever books you read, and again, I'm glad my post was helpful!

[mangostar]

sorry for the person i will become when yelan is finally here 

[mosnet]

ghhhghghghggh boss.............

[burstfoot]

Bingo for Asbestie

The Asbestie!!!!! She's soooooooooooo hot omg. Also shes the worst ever but that just makes her hotter. There's a charm of her on my bag right now!!

[prettyboykatsuki]

your fujo reader......... i'm so........... i think this is rewiring my brain because i'm torn between "GOD I LOVE HER I ALSO WANT TO FUCK HER" and "it's soooooooooooo hot and validating to see myself in little pieces of her thru a character who is down atrocious for her" (the ugly underwear. the weird social skills. the drawing erotica & wanting to get the finger indents right)

anyway. ms fujo reader please call me xoxo

im so glad!! she is partly meant to resonate with fellow nerds and partly meant to be her own entity!!!!! she is also partly crafted from my own woman desiring lust kjsdhfkjs. i love her and her bad habits and inability to socialize with other women her age in person and her tendency to get along with elderly people who find her pitiful. she has a whole personality in my brain. and she's super afraid of men fdkfhsjkks like irl ones so that adds to it. my shy beloved

she would get very embarassed seeing this!!!!!

[rav3nmuse]

Muse’s likes of the Month!

This is a month old and I forgot about it but oooh well. Added some more fics to it tho so enjoy

MISC 💙:

German mascato - This wine was sooo tasty! I decided to treat myself and it was worth it. The notes of lychee is what sold me. Worth $18 but you can prob find cheaper elsewhere.

This meme // honestly yahh that’s all I just felt it very deeply .

Manhwas & Webcomics & Manga Corner:

Helja and the Lich King by @thebigpalooka //webtoon/webcomic - fantasy style read. Theres love betrayal, magic and more. I read this story like every week story telling is really good.ongoing

The Invisible Man and His Soon-to Be Wife // manga - office romance between an invisible man and blind gf. Sets place at a detective agency. The world is filled with mythic creatures and humans. This such a cute read.ongoing

The Fantastical After-School Writing Club // webtoon/manhwa - this an archenemies to fictional lovers. These teachers take on a job to teach these kids how to write. They literally get sucked into the stories the kids make. Funniest shit ever also something suspicious is going on in with the kids and the town ppl. ongoing

Songs & Albums🎧:

This artist deserves more streams! The quality of their music is good.

This was a fantastic album. All the good modern rnb jazz feels

Books & Fics 📚:

That Time I Got Drunk and Saved A Demon by Kimberly Lemming // book - A funny and smutty reread. I love black women being loved on by hot male leads set in fantasy worlds. Also love a good monster romance. I’m waiting for book 3 in the anthology to come out this week.

Plaything By @nymphoheretic // fic - demon slayer hantengu x fem slayer reader. I’m a monster fudger till the day I die. A foursome done soooooooooooo well.

Choso Drabble By @preciousamethyst // fic - choso x plus size y/n. This was so funny! I’m happy you wrote it. Remember she’s and they’s - be his sleep paralysis demon. Never let him

High Fashion By @bussyqueensblog // fic - deku x plus size y/n x kiri. Ooooooo this latest chap was soooo freaking good and smutty! Love a black plus size girl in a throuple to infinity. Y/N is living my my dreams.

Miguel O’Hara Drabble By @privateparty3 // fic - Miguel o’hara x black fem chubby reader. Yoooo this was soo fucking good and smutty. Villain x good guy. And they have babies - LOVE! haven’t even seen the movie yet but this fic made extra feral for this man.

[malcolm-reeds-pineapple]

Blorbo From My Shows Wrapped 2023

And rating them on a scale from 1 to 10

Nathan MacKinnon: listen okay he comes around every year around hockey season. This year I’ve gone especially deranged for him and made a fucking top loader for one of my hockey cards of him. He mostly gets points for being Nova Scotian and also looking like he has sustained multiple blows to the head. He is also incredibly fucking shaped. Anyway solid 7/10 - loses points because he’s been stripped of all personality by the NHL in order to be more advertiser-friendly

Vinsmoke Sanji: alright okay I’m a fake fan because I’ve only seen the live action but sweet Christ I want this white man. From the moment this absolute womanizing jackass graced my screen I have been in love with him. He makes me giggle and kick my feet like a middle schooler at a sleepover. He truly is Blorbo From My Shows in the best possible way. 10/10 I think this man is so hot.

John Sheppard: I started watching Atlantis recently and I kind of thought I was gonna hate it because no Daniel and Daniel had been my primary brain rot since I was 9 but John won me over. I love his sense of humour and his relationship with McKay (aaaaaaa Canada Mentioned!!!!) but I also find his insubordination extremely hot like yes babe!!! Disregard your orders to commit intergalactic war crimes!!!! Also I love that we get Sheppard Scruff a lot because believe me that instantly casts a hex on me to lose all thoughts!!!! Foaming at the mouth for him!!! Anyway 8/10 - loses points for being a pilot bc my dad was on the ground crew and my genetic memory is telling me that all pilots are bastards

Tony Markovich (that fucking cop from shameless): listen okay hear me out hear me out……………….. alright I got nothing, I can’t even defend this one. First of all, I’ve only seen the show through tiktok highlights. Second bbg this man is a cop what’s wrong with you??? He mostly gets points for looking like a handsome young man who my mom would love if I brought him home. Like Tony just looks sooooo boyfriend shaped to me?? Like if I brought him home and he told my mom that he volunteers coaching basketball and that he likes to spend his off time cooking with his mom, my mom would literally bawl her eyes out because I’ve brought home the man she’s always envisioned for me. 6/10 - loses points for being a cop and also being too fucking vanilla to even think that his handcuffs could possibly be used for sex.

Ray Stantz: alright so he’s also the type that I would 100% bring home to my mom but unlike Tony, I respect his career. This guy is soooooooooooo husband shaped like he looks like the kind of guy who mows his lawn on a Sunday before the kids wake up so he can teach them how to ride a bike as soon as they finish breakfast. He’s also just so sweet and cuddly in canon and I want him to infodump about all his interests at me. I also like that his so squishy and I just wanna be the one who helps him get the ectoplasm out of his hair while he tells me about poltergeists and stuff. 10/10 - he’s so husband shaped he loses points for NOTHING because he’s EXACTLY the kind of man I want

Daniel Jackson: listen okay we all knew this was coming I don’t even need to say anything. I know this man has not only been living in my head rent free but he also lives in yours because you follow me and you have 0 choice in the matter. I’m not elaborating just go thru #yeet me into the void on my blog and you’ll get it. 15/10 he’s the fucking blueprint.

Jack Ransom: i apparently cannot exist without a white man from Star Trek bouncing around my skull so Ransom makes this list. I love blonde himbos and like the thing is that I know he’d call me a fucking slur but like his superiority complex does something to me idfk I should send this post to my therapist because evidently I need fucking help. 8/10 - loses points for being a cartoon, gains points for his obvious brat taming kink.

Anyway thanks for coming to the annual Blorbo From My Shows Wrapped: a post that if it got forwarded to anyone in my family I’d simply fake my death and disappear. However, my tumblr followers are my priest and this blog is my confessional.

[downforthegas]

Which lesbo fart porn do you like? Is there any that you watch over again?

There's honestly so many, it's not even funny.

I like these two long Selena Loca compilations, one of which has her naked, playfully dancing around while farting constantly, and another that has her pants halfway down and omg you can see her cheeks rippling when she farts like in a cartoon (its really fucking good) and omg there's some of her farting in the bathtub and ripping long farts in her underwear/naked

Then there's a comp of Jenna Kitten farting in red, lacy underwear (lacy underwear, my beloved), and sometimes she pulls them down halfway (uuuggggghhhhhh!!!!!!) and FUCKING BLASTS THESE REALLY GOOD BASSY FARTS THROUGH HER FAT CHEEKS OMG holy shit its great

along with bassy farts, I also really like this one by Emma Ink where she's wearing a really short, white dress and she's ripping these really long, long, long farts through her naked cheeks, like dude, they're barely even 10 seconds apart and she'll rip one 30 second blast after another like she's just constantly churning gas.

Then there's this one where this woman (i think her name is Mandy) where she spreads her cheeks in front of the camera and keeps ripping small toots back to back and ends it with a loud, airy fart, and she's so playful and confident about it

Then there's LoveRachelle (HOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOY!) NO MATTER WHAT VID IT IS, ITS GONNA MAKE ME CUM! Seriously she's gotta be my favorite, and sometimes she even farts so hard and long she sharts herself. Her gas is so loud and explosive. My fave one is her lying on her stomach and reading while farting, and the one with her ripping wet farts while sitting with just underwear.

Oh and Natasha F is really good cause all her farts are sbds (which are sooooo fucking hot) and she had one of her farting after eating chili dogs and omg her first fart is just a large, quiet gust of wind from her ass omfg you even see her asshole open up before releasing that

But that was just the solo stuff. lets get on to the girl on girl

there's one of these two women (i think one is just called Queen of Farts) and they're both wearing black tank tops and skin colored pantyhose while blasting these really gross, rank farts. THEY EVEN PUT THEIR ASSES TOGETHER AND FART! Those are SOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking good. I LOVE seeing that in fart porn. I've seen plenty of that stuff on twitter

Then there's two of this ssbbw sitting on the face of a skinny girl and totally dominating her with her gas. The farts are small, but the reactions she gets out of the skinny girl are really what gets me. I wish i remembered the names of the women though. i think one of them is names Kasey or Kelsey

There's also a lot of fart audios I like, but there's soooooooooooo many there, I'd rather not waste more time listing them all. Thanks for asking though

[biffhofosho]

RE: Neo Seoul Update

Hey, babe, rather than just answer in the comments, I figured I'd share it here since I have a few people who probably have the same question.

The short answer, @sandiegokpop, is haha, um, no, nothing definite... 🙃 LOL SORRY I AM FAIL.

The longer answer is "kind of"??? By the end of the year for SURE.

So, here's the deal. I made some mistakes when I first published Neo Seoul that I typically don't allow myself to make, but my muse, at the time, got cocky. She thought that because it was all planned in my brain already that it would be easy to get from A to B since it was only four oneshots. She was wrong. >.<

Typically what I do is write the entirety of a novel/multichap before I publish, which is why I can afford to do the weekly updates (PTT took 8 months to write before I even published the first chapter, and STS took over a year). I did not do that with Neo Seoul, hence all your suffering, I'm so sorry. 🤦‍♀️

Also, I am usually writing a half dozen things simultaneously so the muse stays entertained and does not leave me. I did a word count tally a few weeks ago, and I'm at well over 650k of MX smut... WTF IS WRONG WITH ME LOL. 🥴

So as I finish up the final installment for NS, I promise to keep entertaining you. I have a mammoth HW oneshot due out in the next couple of days, several October oneshots that I'm pushing for my spoopy series again this year, a Ki xmas exes-to-lovers fic, and a Kyun multichap and a HW multichap that we won't see until next year no doubt (plus, several other pretty far-along pieces that haven't even been discussed and could drop at any point the muse sees fit).

Like a real ding dong, I took that writing hiatus for a couple of months, and it super duper set me back in my scheduling. >.< It's never the plots that take me so long to write so much as it is the smut itself. I try my absolute best to make each experience feel fresh and unique to the characters, but that takes soooooooooooo much time omfg. I never want to bore y'all! I like to be different as much as I just like to explore because I want to have a little something for everyone.

Your interactions help me trust that I'm achieving my goals, so thank you for always checking in. Just know that I

ABSOLUTELY

POSITIVELY

WILL NOT

leave you hanging with Neo Seoul. There shall be no abandoned works on this blog.

There's no way I can cope with the enlistments without copious amounts of storytelling. I write almost every day since it helps me feel connected to them (and also, I'm a dope and a sap and a true delulu).

So I'm sorry I can't get it to you the way I usually do , but I will continue to work my absolute hardest to bring you something engaging and innovative and satisfying (and, hopefully, hot af, let's be real).

(Told you this was the long answer haha)

[illfoandillfie]

Hello! For your sat/sunday sleepover, how about your top 5 roger fics that you have ever read? 😊

(Id probably say all of mine are written by you lol)

Okay first of all you're so sweet to say that! Secondly this was a tough one. I've not read any roger fics recently so all of these are ones that have stuck in my head from back in the day lmao. Also, they're in no particular order. Also i've linked them where possible.

Ask Nicely from the Try Series by just-my-sickly-pride I mean the whole try series is incredible and i still think about it on the reg, but this was the first roger chapter and its top fucking tier. If you're into brian as well and havent checked out this series i HIGHLY recommend it will make you both very wet and also crush your heart (god the brian sexting chapter changed my brain chemistry)

The Art She Loved by brian-maybe-not - Winter was an absolute genius for writing this and I'm so sad she's not active anymore because holy shit she could write. Maybe I'm a little biased since she was one of my first friends in this fandom but I've literally contemplated printing this fic out and binding it like a proper book because that's what it deserves. It's fucking art.

Pretty Little Present by 90sbrianmay - Unfortunately I can't link this one because Ezra deactivated a little while ago. I'm also potentially a little biased because this was the fic she wrote for me for a fandom secret santa so it was literally made for me lmao. Fuck it was hot though. Ezra was the absolute queen of threesomes tbh (also she had another one who's name escapes me but reader was brian's daughter he'd only just found out about and she cornered roger backstage at an event to seduce him and it was soooooooooooo hot)

At first glance by queenmylovely - listen, i could not make a list like this and not include something written by Lauren (even tho maybe her ben fics are what im more likely to go back and read dhskksjfs). At first glance is so so so good and sweet and cute and ugh it just made me fall so in love with roger and it's a criminal crime if you haven't read it yet.

Diamonds and Pearls by redspecialty - C came up with so much good shit, she really fed us there for a hot min, but diamonds and pearls is like the ultimate sugar daddy rog fic. it's a whole ass 15k (god if you thot my fics were long khfksfkfjs) and it just hits all the right notes.

also as a bonus i have to shout out Be My Pet by mypassionfortrash because its just delicious and i've defs gone back to it a few times. And also 10 Easy Rules by stormtrprinstilettos which is incomplete but hhhhhhh rog is so mean in it and i think about it so often

[clonesupport]

WIP Sunday

thanks to the lovely @natesofrellis for the tag💗

it’s been a solid since i last wrote and i haven’t finished literally anything i’ve started AHAHAHA buuutttttt i had a sudden late night urge the other day to write some uuuhhhh…nasty nasty breeding with sam drake soooooooooooo👀👀…let’s put some of that here

so you know the drill, 18+ NSFW, minors do not interact, she’s a nasty one (it’s sam drake x afab!reader btw)

You could feel your breath hitch in your throat each time Sam filled you up. Soon enough your choked moans became screams of pleasure as you lifted your head from the sheets for air. Sam’s hand releases your hair and moves to cup your jaw, angling your head upward before your eyes locked with his. His eyes were dark, hungry. His face was practically dripping sweat, his brows were furrowed as his gaze searches your face. Watching you, his pace slowly quickens while he groans, admiring how sweet you look as he watches your fucked dumb expression. His hand slips down to your throat, squeezing just enough for you to feel its effects as your mouth drops open from the combined sensation of Sam’s cock fucking you faster and his hand around your neck sending your mind fuzzy.

Sam could feel your cunt flutter around him, squeezing his cock in a way that assured him he was doing everything right to you. Your eyes slowly closed from the pleasure as Sam’s pace continued to accelerate. Your hand reaches up to grasp onto his hair, pulling his head down next to yours as your sonorous moans rang in his head. With every thrust came a muttered ‘fuck’ from Sam, his balls slapping against your clit as he continued to fuck you hard into the mattress. Sam was desperate to cum inside you, the force in this thrusts only proved as much. He needed to finish by fucking his seed into your womb if it was the last thing he’d do. To pump every last drop of his hot cum into you, to make you his.

Sam reached a merciless pace as your short quick moans turned into long, drawn out mewls of his name. He could hear the skipped beat in your voice with every thrust he rocked into your fluttering hole. Every time Sam’s hips met your ass you felt an incredible force of ecstasy pulse through your body. His cock was hitting all your pleasure points perfectly and with your head angled up, it was in just the right place to send every moan that ripped through your body straight into Sam’s ears. Every noise that came out of you was because of him, and every sound you made sent a shiver tingling down his spine making his cock twitch within you.

….so anyway- did you know i’m a horny fuck? can’t tell can you?

i tag @confidentandgood @sstewyhosseini @captastra and anyone seeing this and wanting to join! (no pressure of course^^)

[gurugirl]

That was so fucking goooooooooooooood

The way he spoke to her, i love that you nade her a neevous little shy messy thing like me even the fact she decided she didn’t like her major at the end of it lmao

The way he first spoke to her over drinks so forward and seductive, the sex was so so hot too🥵🥵🥵🥵

And buying all those clothes and shoes, lingerie and the bag for her after only one night he is so daddy fuck

Plus calling to make sure she ate and asking where she lives and everything being so dominant even on non sexual aspects 😵‍💫 coming after her in the elevator to ask why she didn’t have the bag

Not going to lie i was an anxious mess when jessica noticed her expensive clothes and now he wants her to wear the fucking bag how is she going to explain thatttttt and them him texting jessica that she is taking the day off, man is really sloppy he’s not trying to hide it at all im obsessed i kind of felt bad for romy over that phone call but it was her idea soooooooooooo 🤷🏽‍♀️

Overall im loving it so much he is so sexy the dirty talk is insane im ready to reread this tonight i looooove it- person who requested it

OH! you’re the one who requested? Well I’m so pleased to hear you like it!! Thank you for the idea and I really hope you like where I take it in part 2 as well 🖤

Xoxo

[twsted-princess]

Idk if you're still taking BEEP asks but. What if I let you go wild. Go bonkers mwah

WOOOOO You got it!!! (with special mention of Kuze from @fumikomiyasaki)

Melanie - A late night text

"Kierron."

"Honey."

"I can literally see you outside my window, please use the front door."

Forte - An accidental text

"Hey hi so uuuuuuuuuuuuh that video of me in lingerie..........you won't supposed to see that. I was doing a shoot and it was for a waaay more private account soooooooooooo sorry. 😶‍🌫

Alto - A hyper text

"Delivery!!!!!!!! I don't know if you liked cherry or blue raspberry slush so I got both but you can try mine! (it's sour tho) I'm outside, come get your grub before I feed it to Gluttony."

James - A wrong message text

"Mel help me I can't get her out of my brain. I know I'd fall for Rochelle cause she's gorgeous and tough but now she's a princess??? Damn it she's hot!! Like really! hot!! Like (pardon my words) she caught choke me out and I'd say thank you. Mel please I need to stop thinking about her or I will go insane."

"Oh shit"

Fan - A frustrated text

"Before you say anything Parker yes I kick their stupid goth in the nuts but I had my reasons. He was following her around and being weird so I have full authority to make him leave. What do you mean Satin is mad?"

Elias - A concerned text

"Uuuuuuh Miss Yamamoto. I found one of your cats. They're hissing at me......should I be worried? Please pick up?"

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-he loves shitty phone games and will spend 100′s on gacha pulls, he always gets bored of them within like, the week though. -he has several tattoos! his barcode/identifying tattoo on his back(going straight down the middle ontop of the spine, krissa has a similar one) but he also has a few stick and pokes. A blue house on his ankle, and in red on his lower stomach “this is not for you” (a quote from house of leaves)((he was very intoxicated at the time and deeply regrets this tattoo)) He has one helix cuff piercing he got with krissa. -he doesnt really decorate his belongings ever, most of his stuff is black, in black cases, and has no identifying marks. -if you run your fingers through his hair you’ll feel several odd scars on his scalp, from various fights with his sister and otherwise. the other FORTY! answers below the cut

-he loves to drive, and has a nice newer car, something very safe like a honda. Krissa has put stickers on the back window despite his protests. Despite this he usually rides with krissa in her car, which is something ridiculous, with the big wheels and lift and a different color wrap on the thing every month or two -he is a freak and doesnt care about what pens he uses. he just steals whatever pens he finds around the office or on the ground -in a non-gilhue/normal au he ends up being a medical illustrator with a service dog :) -he refuses to have a favorite animal because it feels mean -similarly he hates stupid pet names, like when people name their cats “concrete” or anything similar. -he is a serial cheater, anytime he gets into any sort of relationship he usually cheats within the week. its not out of malice he just likes attention and has problems -CANNOT RIDE A BIKE! cannot figure it out! lacks the balance for it -used to bite his nails to the point of them bleeding as a child -he pretends to hate krissa’s parties more than he actually does (for context krissa will throw huge parties for money inside of penthouses or mansions that are “currently unoccupied” she holds these for friends of hers that are looking to play music, do raves, ect ect) when he’s given time beforehand to prepare for them he does enjoy the loud bass and drugs. -i havent brought up my favorite fact of all time in a while so i will mention it here; he lost his virginity WHILE his dad was dying. he got the text and ignored it. -inside his office is a small lockbox where he puts jewelry he finds on the people he vivisects. He has no idea why he keeps it, or what he’s going to do with it, it makes him feel bad to think about though. -twice a year he has to go through a weapons test wherein he gets in the whole hunter getup and has to do some basic maneuvers with krissa. its a huge pain in the ass but quite fun honestly. like playing laser tag -he and krissa have custom lego minifigures of eachother on their keychains -he has an atleast 20 minute phone call with his mother every day -every month he has to meet with Dr.Witting to ensure he is of “Strong mental standing” which basically means they just want to make sure he is not suicidal or homicidal -he is soooooooooooo afraid of the dark. its ridiculous. he has no other real like strong fears in that same vein besides like, you know vampires and such which is a given -he doesnt shower normally, he puts the water on really hot and then takes a nap on the floor of the shower until the water gets cold enough to wake him up, wherein he then actually showers in the cold. -has never really enjoyed reading to be honest, but he loves audiobooks -FUCKING LOVES DDR SO MUCH!!!!!!ITS RIDICULOUS -ive made 40 hours of playlists for him -he gets freckles if out in the sun, but alas doesnt hang out in the sun so we all miss out on this -instead of getting new glasses every few years he just gets the lenses replaced -has the worlds strongest praise kink. it is absurd. -to add onto the above he DOES cry after or during sex every single time. -favorite fruit is apple slices with peanut butter. will not eat apples otherwise -favorite candy is those wierd flat suckers you get from the bank -used to vape using a juul but when those got banned he started vaping from this chunky rig, he has years worth of fruity ass juice for it already stockpiled -his hair is pin straight but very thick and full of cowlicks, he’ll wake up with it full on anime boy sticking up usually -if he had the time or space he would 100% be constantly fostering kittens, like the really small neonates and the ones that need to be bottlefed especially -he has alerts on for ebay to tell him when people post new calico critter hauls, he’s always looking for pieces that he’s missing and will buy a 100+ dollar haul to get one piece of furniture he’s missing -him and krissa grew up in a strange victorian home in rural michigan, as part of an effort to keep them away from “mitigating and changing factors of development” it was very shining-like. -him and krissa starting sleeping in the same bed consistently around age 7 -his favorite dessert is lemon bars :) -can do complex math in his head and has pretty much always been able to -has some small level of synesthesia -was not allowed cable until they moved to california, so he and krissa spent their childhood watching selected vhs tapes and cds -loves going to the zoo so much. will spent hours upon hours just wandering around and looking at the animals. one time inside an aviary a bird landed on his arm and its one of his favorite memories -when both him and krissa are comfortable theyre pretty much always physically touching eachother, leaning against eachother, sitting close to eachother, ect -knows a surprising amount about setting up amps and various concert stuff since he’s helped krissa and her friends with this sort of thing semi-frequently -despite the constant fighting he is on ok terms with a few members of the occultics dept, not friendly but they will talk to eachother if theyre on a smoke break at the same time -Dr.Witting used to be almost a surrogate mother figure? his relationship with her is odd because shes a mother/boss/therapist/ect. -he will get drunk and start talking to whoever he can corner about random topics, he will pull up wikipedia and start basically reading the articles to them