#she's so annoying

[onceifixmehesgonnamissme]

me when men

[clockworkvenus]

she's getting a lot of questions about the top which have already been answered by the top

[uhhhhmanda]

I'm 4595 words into the baby acquisition fic and suddenly my brain does the *record scratch* *freeze frame* bullshit and says "Hey. what if you stopped working on that and instead started a whole new fic where Gaon gets roofied at a Foundation party and begs Yohan to fuck him allllll night long?"

And I'm like, excuse me, Me, I am right in the middle of explaining the South Korean adoption process *and* the effects of institutional care on infant development. Can I have a minute you horny little monster?

[silliest-guy-ever]

Beverly crusher come back please I beg you I can't deal with the new lady omfg

[midnightblosm]

closed starter for @waveofstars based on this.

"... Wait. Let me just make sure I understand. Your parents' Christmas party is tonight, and you need me to be your... what? Fake date? Why didn't you just find an actual date." Ali rolled her eyes at Luke, arms folding around her middle. "Kind of a last minute favor, don't you think? Kind of rude of you to assume I don't have any plans." She was being difficult -- she already decided to say yes, because Ali loved being owed favors by him. He'd owe her for this one, so it was hard to pass up. "You know the more lies I have to tell, the bigger the favor, right? So if you want me to tell them we're dating, indicating that you have an actual life, it'll cost ya." Lips spread into a grin as she winked at him.

[thedepressedweasel]

When Dexter tells Dee Dee to get the hell out of his fucking laboratory, she should just do it immediately! Simple as that!

Huh? What's that? You wanna' know what THIS button does? Well, I'll tell you what it does! It's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, YOU ANNOYING TWERP!!! Now stick to practicing your ballet lessons and playing with your dolls in your own room instead of disrespecting Dexter's boundaries and destroying his laboratory with your own willful ignorance!

[itachi86]

it's not monroe's trailer juli*tte it's not up to him

[negrowhat]

Ohhhh I see why Jane is bothering Diew so fucking much...she's projecting her own insecurities on him. Ma'am! When did Diew ever say he was lonely or friendless??? Also can you stop grabbing him AND you still have NOT apologized to him for being a jerk every time y'all see each other. Leave Diew alone! You make him so uncomfortable with your pushiness and bad attitude.

[wistfulstarling]

"Flowers don't bloom in darkness and angels aren't born from pain. But she would. She would consume the dark to radiate light."

"She was going to play this vile game of death and it would bleed her dry. Because Eleanor Stareves was all alone in her suffering."

[officialcheesecakefactory]

lmfao liz cussing at charlie for cheering for kenzie 😭

[apricote]

dana when someone points out she's a mary sue: you're going to be mean to me? 🥺🥺🥺 even though. i'm literally a cute girl 👉👈 i'm so sorry i've made you mad 😭 guess i should just....... go..... cry..... in the corner so i won't bother anyone 😞

[ox1-lovesick]

guys my little cousin is here pray for me

[popcorn-plots]

omfg can my sister not leave me alone for five minutes

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

elita pep talk

[otto-doctavius]

Logan and Mary Puppins are so “dad and the dog he said he didn’t want” coded. He was acting disgusted by that dog for 90% of the movie, then when they were going to fight the Deadpools that almost baby-talk “You won’t wanna see this, bub.” slipped out. Then ofc there’s the bit at the end when they’re all at the table and he’s just sitting there playing with her ears and laughing as he makes her high-five Laura. I see you, mr “she is NOT coming with us”. You like that nasty little dog

[itachi86]

nah i agree with the warlock lord catania is nothing