#shelly cloud

[zinkysworld]

[ask-plip-the-raincloud]

I'm back on my bullshite/j Have some more wasteland au Plip stuff. I've been cooking that non ichor boost form since before they were canon to the au (that one ask was a prelude to it//smacked). Context for the comic for people who are new to the blog; Glisten and Shelly are Plip's best friends and Plip has a crush on Vee. Do with that information as you will. Plip also got dumped into a desert by herself when everyone got separated.

Dandy's Wasteland au belongs to @fizzyboy

[chocoboroth]

me and my sister played this catalog game on Roblox and it gave me an idea

shelly and cloud crossover before gta 6 💔💔

[amiya-shirou]

The whole "at the start you think Frankenstein is the monster but then you realize the real monster is Frankenstein" (as in, the doctor and not the creature) bit is funny but I think it might have fried everyone's brains because I keep seeing people demonizing Victor and like. No, demonizing someone else instead is NOT the answer to the "you shouldn't demonize the so called monster" book. The point of the novel is that everyone failed him, not just Victor, and not just the ignorant or the bad people. The Creature already knew evil existed: the cause of his downfall wasn't simply experiencing evil, but being hated and rejected even by those he saw as paragons of human virtue, like Felix's family, a literal child, and yes, even Victor himself. The point is that you shouldn't believe yourself above evil and prejudice just because you're - or think of yourself as - a good person, and the greatest moral failure in the book was that these good people weren't able to expand the goodness they showed their fellow humans to the Creature, a message that's very much defeated if you take the stance that Victor was just a terrible irremediable person all around. There's no convenient monster you can separate yourself from and point fingers at: there are only humans, and that's inescapable

[hihi-kittykitt]

My Dandy's world speedpaint

[justyourtypicalwriter]

So because I got hour of classes an hour early today I decided to go check up on some SP comics I follow to see if they updated, specifically Survivors and Saviors

big big regrets bc WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT-

[draegerit]

Shelly Scripting #3: Stromverbrauch und Sensordaten in der Cloud visualisieren

Shelly Scripting Stromverbrauch visualisieren – genau darum geht es in diesem Beitrag. Ich zeige dir, wie du mithilfe von Shelly Scripting die Daten deines Shelly 1PM Gen3, ergänzt durch das Addon und einen DHT22-Sensor, flexibel erfassen, verarbeiten und in die Cloud übertragen kannst, um sie dort übersichtlich zu visualisieren. https://youtu.be/SXejhvuD2zQ Mit Shelly Scripting kannst du dein Gerät so programmieren, dass es die Messwerte automatisch und regelmäßig an den Cloud-Service ThingSpeak sendet. Dies geschieht im Hintergrund mithilfe von Timern, sodass keine manuelle Interaktion erforderlich ist. Im letzten Beitrag habe ich bereits gezeigt, wie du die Daten als JSON speichern kannst. Hier machen wir den nächsten Schritt und zeigen, wie du mit Shelly Scripting und ThingSpeak die Daten in einem übersichtlichen Dashboard visualisierst. So kannst du sowohl aktuelle Werte überwachen als auch historische Daten analysieren.

Shelly 1PM mit Addon und Sensor zum Erfassen von Stromverbrauch und Umweltdaten

Um den Stromverbrauch zu messen, hast du die Wahl zwischen dem Shelly 1PM und dem Shelly 2PM. Der Shelly 1PM Mini ist besonders kompakt und eignet sich hervorragend für kleine Bauräume.

Shelly 1PM Gen3

Shelly 1PM Mini Gen3

Shelly 1 Plus

Shelly i4 Gen3 Wenn du jedoch – wie in diesem Beitrag gezeigt – zusätzlich Umweltdaten wie Temperatur und Luftfeuchtigkeit erfassen möchtest, benötigst du die größere Version des Shelly 1PM. Nur diese bietet die Möglichkeit, das Addon für Sensoren wie den DHT22 aufzustecken. Du kannst aber auch den "normalen" Shelly 1 Plus oder den Shelly i4 Gen3 verwenden wenn du auch das Feature zum messen des Stromverbrauchs verzichen kannst.

Benötigten Ressourcen für diesen Beitrag

Wenn du diesen Beitrag nachstellen möchtest, dann benötigst du: - einen Shelly 1PM* oder Shelly 2PM* - ein Shelly AddOn* - ein DHT22 Sensor* mit 3-Adriger Zuleitung Wenn du nur die Umweltdaten auslesen und ein Gerät schalten möchtest, also auf den Stromverbrauch verzichten kannst, dann empfehle ich dir den Shelly 1 Plus*.

Shelly, AddOn & DHT22 Sensor inkl. Zuleitung Hinweis von mir: Die mit einem Sternchen (*) markierten Links sind Affiliate-Links. Wenn du über diese Links einkaufst, erhalte ich eine kleine Provision, die dazu beiträgt, diesen Blog zu unterstützen. Der Preis für dich bleibt dabei unverändert. Vielen Dank für deine Unterstützung!

Anschluss des DHT22 via AddOn an den Shelly

Im Beitrag Shelly Plus #2: Shelly Plus AddOn habe ich dir bereits das kleine Modul welches du auf den Shelly Stecken kannst vorgestellt. Hier möchte ich kurz auf die Features eingehen und aufzeigen wie du dieses mit dem Shelly 1PM verbindest und einen DHT22 Sensor einrichtest.

Shelly Plus Addon

Rückseite Shelly AddOn Du kannst an den Shelly AddOn bis zu 3 DS18B20 Sensoren oder einen DHT22 Sensor (über die Pins VCC, DATA und GND) anschließen.

Shelly AddOn mit DHT22 Sensor

Shelly AddOn mit DS18B20 Sensor Einrichten des Sensors in der Shelly Smart Control App Sobald der Sensor mit dem AddOn angeschlossen wurde, müssen wir diesen in der App "Shelly Smart Control" einrichten. Wie du dieses machst, habe ich dir bereits im Beitrag Shelly Plus #2: Shelly Plus AddOn erläutert. https://youtu.be/-6hS4BTGP_0

Anschluss eines Verbrauchers an den Shelly 1PM

Damit wir einen Stromverbrauch messen können, benötigen wir auch einen Stromverbraucher. In meinem Fall schließe ich wieder eine Lampe nach folgendem Schema an. Der Shelly und die Lampe wird wiefolgt angeschlossen: - Shelly 1PM - N - Neutralleiter (blau) - L - Leiter (braun) - O - Ausgang "L" zur Lampe - Lampe - Fassung "außen" - Neutralleiter (blau) - Fassung "unten" - Leiter (braun)

Schaltung - Shelly 1PM mit Lampe Im nachfolgenden Video erläutere ich dir, wie du eine Lampe am Shelly Plus 1 Mini anschließt und in der App einrichtest. https://youtu.be/r3-TEb3K_xM

Auslesen der Sensordaten via Shelly Script

m ersten Schritt lesen wir die Sensordaten in ein JSON-Objekt ein. Das JSON-Format bietet den Vorteil, dass es unsere Daten strukturiert und organisiert speichert. Dadurch können wir über einen Key gezielt auf die entsprechenden Werte zugreifen, ohne für jede Messgröße eine separate Variable anlegen zu müssen. let data = { voltage: 0, //Spannung in Volt current: 0, //Stromaufnahme in Ampere apower: 0, //Leistungsaufnahme in Watt temperature: 0, //Temperatur in °C humidity: 0 //rel. Luftfeuchtigkeit in % }; (Selbstverständlich wäre es auch möglich, die Werte in einzelne Variablen zu speichern. Allerdings sorgt das JSON-Format für eine übersichtlichere und flexiblere Handhabung, besonders wenn die Anzahl der Datenpunkte wächst.) Diese Struktur hilft uns, die Daten effizient weiterzuverarbeiten und später in einem Cloud-Service wie ThingSpeak zu speichern oder zu visualisieren. let powerResult = Shelly.getComponentStatus("Switch:0"); data.voltage = powerResult.voltage; data.current = powerResult.current; data.apower = powerResult.apower; let temperaturResult = Shelly.getComponentStatus("temperature:100"); data.temperature = temperaturResult.tC; let humidityResult = Shelly.getComponentStatus("humidity:100"); data.humidity = humidityResult.rh;

Einrichten eines Accounts bei Thinkspeak

Nachdem wir die Daten ermittelt haben, richten wir ein Account bei Thinkspeak ein. Für diesen Account benötigst du eine gültige Mail, Land, sowie Vorname und Nachname. Solltest du nach einer MathLab Lizenz gefragt werden so öffne die nachfolgende Adresse um direkt auf Thinkspeak zugreifen zu können. https://thingspeak.mathworks.com

Zugrifssbeschränkungen des kostenfreien Accounts Der kostenfreie Account kann pro Tag nur 8219 Requests empfangen.

Wenn du dich bei Thinkspeak angemeldet und noch keinen Channel eingerichtet hast sollte dein Dashboard wiefolgt aussehen.

Mit einem klick auf "New Channel" erstellst du ein neuen Kanal bzw. Dashboard an welchen du deine Daten senden kannst. Einrichten eines Channels für den Stromverbrauch & die Umweltdaten Zunächst vergeben wir dem Channel einen Namen und benennen die Felder 1 bis 5 mit den Typen unserer ermittelten Daten. Damit wir weitere Felder verwenden können, müssen wir jeweils die Checkbox markieren. Wenn du nach unten Scrollst dann findest du dort die grüne Schaltfläche "Save" mit welcher du die Einstellungen übernimmst.

API Key für den schreibzugriff auf den Channel via HTTP Request Wenn du den neuen Channel angelegt hast, dann siehst du bereits einige leere Diagramme und Reiter. Im Reiter "API Keys" findest du deinen API Key zum schreiben und lesen von Daten. Zunächst interessiert uns hier nur der "Write API Key". Diesen Key kannst du über die Schaltfläche "Generate New Write API Key" jederzeit neu erstellen!

Absenden eines HTTP Request via Postman Mit dem kostenfreien Tool Postman kannst du sehr einfach REST-Schnittstellen wie der von Thinkspeak ansprechen und ermitteln wie dieser Request aufgebaut werden muss ohne das du eine Zeile Code schreiben musst. Dieses Tool habe ich bereits im letzten Beitrag eingesetzt um die Schnittstelle zu jsonbin.io zu bedienen.

Der Link ist dann wiefolgt : https://api.thingspeak.com/update?api_key=Q1930CQB0EBK2FRF&field1=231&field2=8.5&field3=2.8&field4=25&field5=35 Wenn du oben rechts auf die Schaltfläche "Send" klickst, wird die Adresse aufgerufen und du erhälst bei erfolg ein "200 OK". Diesen Request müssen wir nun im Shelly Script nachbauen. Wie du einen HTTP Request aus einem Shelly Script aufbaust und absendest hatte ich dir im letzten Beitrag Shelly Scripting #2: Sensordaten in der Cloud speichern und abrufen wie erwähnt mit jsonbin.io erläutert, dieses ist hier ähnlich einfach und du kannst die Funktion recyceln.

Absenden der ermittelten Daten via HTTP Request vom Shelly mit Script

In diesem Abschnitt zeige ich dir, wie du mit Shelly Scripting den Stromverbrauch und die eines angeschlossenen DHT22-Sensors regelmäßig an ThingSpeak sendest und dort visualisieren kannst. Dazu wird der Code in einzelne Blöcke zerlegt, um die Funktionsweise besser zu verstehen.

Stromverbrauch & Sensordaten eines Shelly auf dem Dashboard von ThingSpeak Basis-Setup und Datenstruktur Im ersten Schritt definieren wir die Basis-URL für den HTTP-Request an ThingSpeak und erstellen ein JSON-Objekt (data), das die gemessenen Werte wie Spannung, Strom, Leistung, Temperatur und Luftfeuchtigkeit speichert. // Basis-URL der ThingSpeak-API mit API-Schlüssel. const baseUrl = "https://api.thingspeak.com/update?api_key=Q1930CQB0EBK2FRF"; // JSON-Objekt zur Organisation der Sensordaten. let data = { voltage: 0, // Spannung in Volt. current: 0, // Stromstärke in Ampere. apower: 0, // Leistung in Watt. temperature: 0, // Temperatur in °C. humidity: 0 // Luftfeuchtigkeit in %. }; Konfiguration des HTTP-Requests Hier erstellen wir die grundlegenden Parameter für den HTTP-Request. Die URL wird später dynamisch mit den Messwerten ergänzt. // Parameter für den HTTP-Request. let parameter = { method: "GET", // HTTP-Methode GET für ThingSpeak. url: baseUrl, // URL wird später mit Daten ergänzt. headers: { "Content-Type": "application/json" } // Optionaler Header für JSON. }; Regelmäßige Datenerfassung und Verarbeitung Ein Timer wird eingerichtet, der alle 2 Sekunden die Sensordaten vom Shelly und dem angeschlossenen Sensor abruft. Die erfassten Daten werden im JSON-Objekt data gespeichert. // Timer: Alle 2 Sekunden Sensordaten abrufen. Timer.set(2000, true, function() { // Erfassen der Stromverbrauchsdaten (Spannung, Stromstärke, Leistung). let powerResult = Shelly.getComponentStatus("Switch:0"); data.voltage = powerResult.voltage; data.current = powerResult.current; data.apower = powerResult.apower; // Erfassen der Temperatur vom DHT22-Sensor. let temperaturResult = Shelly.getComponentStatus("temperature:100"); data.temperature = temperaturResult.tC; // Erfassen der Luftfeuchtigkeit vom DHT22-Sensor. let humidityResult = Shelly.getComponentStatus("humidity:100"); data.humidity = humidityResult.rh; // Debugging: Ausgabe der aktuellen Messwerte in der Konsole. print(data); URL mit Sensordaten ergänzen Die erfassten Messwerte werden dynamisch an die Basis-URL angehängt. ThingSpeak erwartet die Daten in Form von field1, field2, etc. // Ergänzen der URL mit den Sensordaten. var url = baseUrl; url += "&field1=" + data.voltage; // Feld 1: Spannung. url += "&field2=" + data.current; // Feld 2: Stromstärke. url += "&field3=" + data.apower; // Feld 3: Leistung. url += "&field4=" + data.temperature; // Feld 4: Temperatur. url += "&field5=" + data.humidity; // Feld 5: Luftfeuchtigkeit. // URL in die HTTP-Parameter übernehmen. parameter.url = url; HTTP-Request absenden Zum Abschluss wird ein HTTP-Request an ThingSpeak gesendet, um die Daten zu übertragen. Die Antwort des Servers wird im Debug-Log angezeigt, und etwaige Fehler werden ausgegeben. // Senden des HTTP-Requests an ThingSpeak. Shelly.call( "HTTP.Request", parameter, function(result, error_code, error_message) { if (error_code != 0) { // Fehler: Ausgabe der Fehlermeldung. print("Fehler beim Senden der Daten: " + error_message); } else { // Erfolgreicher Request: Ausgabe der Serverantwort. print("Daten erfolgreich gesendet: "); print(result); } } ); }); Gesamter Code Hier ist der vollständige Code, der die einzelnen Schritte zusammenführt, um mithilfe von Shelly Scripting Stromverbrauch visualisieren zu können. In regelmäßigen Intervallen werden die Stromverbrauchs- und Sensordaten deines Shelly erfasst und automatisch auf einem Dashboard dargestellt: /* Der Code dient zum Ermitteln der Sensordaten eines DHT22-Sensors am Shelly 1PM Gen3. Zusätzlich wird der Stromverbrauch einer LED-Lampe (Spannung, Stromstärke und Leistung) erfasst. Die Daten werden anschließend mithilfe eines HTTP-GET-Requests an ThingSpeak gesendet. */ const baseUrl = "https://api.thingspeak.com/update?api_key=Q1930CQB0EBK2FRF"; // Basis-URL für die ThingSpeak API. Der API-Schlüssel authentifiziert den Zugriff auf den Kanal. let data = { voltage: 0, // Spannung der LED-Lampe in Volt. current: 0, // Stromstärke der LED-Lampe in Ampere. apower: 0, // Momentane Leistungsaufnahme der LED-Lampe in Watt. temperature: 0, // Temperaturwert des DHT22-Sensors in °C. humidity: 0 // Luftfeuchtigkeit des DHT22-Sensors in Prozent. }; let parameter = { method: "GET", // Die HTTP-Methode ist GET, um Daten an ThingSpeak zu senden. url: baseUrl, // URL wird dynamisch mit Sensordaten ergänzt. headers: { "Content-Type": "application/json" } // Header, der den Inhaltstyp angibt. }; // Timer, der alle 2000 ms (2 Sekunden) ausgeführt wird. Timer.set(2000, true, function() { // Abrufen der Stromverbrauchsdaten vom Shelly (Spannung, Strom, Leistung). let powerResult = Shelly.getComponentStatus("Switch:0"); data.voltage = powerResult.voltage; // Spannung in Volt. data.current = powerResult.current; // Stromstärke in Ampere. data.apower = powerResult.apower; // Leistungsaufnahme in Watt. // Abrufen der Temperaturdaten vom DHT22-Sensor. let temperaturResult = Shelly.getComponentStatus("temperature:100"); data.temperature = temperaturResult.tC; // Temperatur in °C. // Abrufen der Luftfeuchtigkeitsdaten vom DHT22-Sensor. let humidityResult = Shelly.getComponentStatus("humidity:100"); data.humidity = humidityResult.rh; // Luftfeuchtigkeit in %. // Debugging: Ausgabe der erfassten Daten im Konsolen-Log. print(data); // Ergänzen der URL mit den Sensordaten (ThingSpeak-Felder 1 bis 5). var url = baseUrl; url += "&field1=" + data.voltage; // Feld 1: Spannung. url += "&field2=" + data.current; // Feld 2: Stromstärke. url += "&field3=" + data.apower; // Feld 3: Leistung. url += "&field4=" + data.temperature; // Feld 4: Temperatur. url += "&field5=" + data.humidity; // Feld 5: Luftfeuchtigkeit. // URL wird in den Request-Parameter übernommen. parameter.url = url; // HTTP-GET-Request an ThingSpeak senden. Shelly.call( "HTTP.Request", parameter, function(result, error_code, error_message) { // Fehlerbehandlung: Fehlermeldung wird im Debug-Log ausgegeben. if (error_code != 0) { print(error_message); } else { // Erfolgsfall: Die Antwort von ThingSpeak wird ausgegeben. print(result); } } ); });

Fazit und Ausblick zu Shelly Scripting Stromverbrauch visualisieren

In diesem Beitrag habe ich dir gezeigt, wie du mit Shelly Scripting die Messdaten deines Shelly 1PM Gen3 und eines angeschlossenen DHT22-Sensors erfassen und regelmäßig an ThingSpeak sendest. Read the full article

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Hiya A love your writing I was hoping you could write a twisted shelly and twisted vee x reader where the reader is miss them both dearly so they decided to go to the gift shop floor to get a plush of both of them and end up running into them on that floor.

Oms...I had SO much inspiration for this right away! I think this is my quickest story yet! Also, thank you so much for requesting! (And also being polite! ^-^)

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Not much else to say for this except I think that this is a really cool request.

The elevator descends with a quiet hum, and then it’s immediately drowned out by a loud clang as the doors slowly open, nearly making you jump out of your shoes. That noise will always scare you…

The floor reveals itself as you step onto the wooden floor, purple carpet surrounding the area. Ah yes, the gift shop area. You jolt as a purple question mark symbol appears above your head.

You have to take a double take, as then ads begin clouding your vision.

You nearly cry on the spot. YOU CAME TO GET THEIR PLUSHIES, NOT BE REMINDED OF HOW THEY’RE DEAD!!

You grit your teeth, pushing onwards despite the growing pit in your chest. First you scan the area. No sight of them. That’s not good.

You sprint to the nearest rack of clothes, looking around for the source of two sets of footsteps. One heavy and loud, another more soft and gritty-sounding.

There's a flash of brown, and then Shelly walks out from around the corner. You quickly duck behind the line again as she heads to your right, towards the checkout where you stepped out from. Did she hear you or something…?

You scan the area almost robotically, looking for plushies, though you’re not the robot here. And then you see them.

Your eyes light up in excitement as you see the wide, sweet smile of Shelly’s plush, and the droopy antennae of Vee’s. You rush forward and SQUEEZE the life out of them, or you would have if they were living.

You let out a sigh of content as you gingerly pat Vee on the head and lean forward to give Shelly a kiss. But…you never make contact with any soft fabric. You open your eyes in confusion as you hear a comical squeak, and then let out a squeak of your own as you see yourself hanging above the ground.

You automatically thrash around as you hear a growl from behind you, then freeze as you’re turned to meet a very, very wide grin.

But this time, it wasn't so sweet.

You let out a quiet gasp as your eyes trail up to meet her blood-red ones, her mouth gaping open and tongue hanging out as she stares at you. Her sharp teeth glint in the artificial lighting above you and she tilts her head slightly to the right.

She doesn’t even blink.

You’re forced to cover your ears as she lets out an ear-piercing roar, rumbling through the area. You can feel water drip down your cheeks, slipping into your mouth. It tastes…salty. When had you started crying?

Not long after she finishes, her head swiveling almost 360 in a freakish manner, do you hear the second pair of footsteps on the floor.

Vee.

Couldn’t she have just eaten you yet? You don’t want to see both of your lost lovers…

Alas, the all-too familiar tv screen comes around the corner shortly after, her glare slightly faltering to look neutral. She stares at you, completely still.

There’s a strange buzzer sound, and her antennae lift slightly. You close your eyes as she steps towards you, bending down to your level. You feel a claw poke at your cheek several times, leaving a sticky sensation behind. There’s another buzzing sound, and then a hiss.

You sniff, tears pouring down your cheeks now as you’re set down. You open your eyes half-way to see an ichor-covered hand place the two plushies featuring the twisteds in front of you in your lap.

You can see the fabric soaking in the black, thick substance, staining the pure colors. You don't care if it’s messy, you immediately latch onto them and curl up into a tight ball, sobbing.

It’s silent, before you hear a hum, followed by a groan in…response?

You clutch the plushies tightly to your chest, too scared to move. You can hear clanks growing quiet, something getting farther away?

You hear a thump from beside you. The first thing you see when you open your eyes is…Shelly trying to get herself comfortable. The way her heels are lifted looks like it’s very uncomfortable for her to sit, but she tries anyways.

…You appreciate the effort. Gold star to her.

You lift your head slowly, jumping slightly at the sight of her staring at you. Some things will just…never fail to make you scared.

You feel as if she’s burning holes into your skin with her gaze, eyes laser-focused on your every movement. But she makes no effort to hurt you.

That’s good enough for you, and you break.

You don't care if she’s a monster, she’s still the sweet, lovable dinosaur lover you know. You crawl over to shakily wrap your arms as far as you can around her. There’s a significant size difference between the two of you, with you only being able to reach halfway around her waist, but you try your best.

She lets out a quiet hiss, leaning her head on yours. Her arms stay by her sides stiffly, as if she’s afraid to scratch you.

You hear the clanks grow louder again, and another hum. Then, a much louder clank from behind you, and a heavy weight on your back.

Sniffling, you clutch Shelly tighter as you’re squeezed similarly.

You want to stay like this forever.

[qtkat]

experiments tainted by valium ⋆·˚ ༘ *

gender: not specified

pairing: sheldon cooper x reader

word count: 1739 (short n’ sweet)

notes: i haven’t published anything i’ve written in a while and i’ve been a bit stuck with my other projects so i thought i’d mix it up! it’s pretty obvious but this is set in s2e1 when sheldon comes home after howard gives him valium lmao. i really just wrote this for me tbh so if you read this i hope you enjoy xx <3

just thinking about how happy sheldon is when he sees you standing in the door of his apartment, having already forgotten howard’s existence as his eyes meet yours. he stumbles into the apartment, letting out a drawn out and high-pitched “hey!”

they -his eyes- look a little clouded over to you, and you raise a brow incredulously at your jewish friend who’s standing next to him, while simultaneously trying to get your very tall friend to stand up straight on his own. “there she is! my ole’ neighbor turned temporary roommate,” sheldon continues while stumbling past you, taking small steps through the room, looking around a little bewildered.

glaring sleepily, your eyes in two slits, you cross your arms at howard. “what did you do?” you asked a little confused as to why sheldon got dumped back here when he was the one who wanted to move out in the first place.

sighing while keeping his eyes on sheldon howard began to explain, “koothrappali dumped him on me and he couldn’t get to sleep, so i gave him a glass of warm milk with a handful of my mom’s valium in it.” he said as if this happened standardly.

now both of your eyebrows were up at your hairline and you looked at howard with wide eyes, leaned forward a little. “and he still wouldn’t shut up, so— tag, you’re it!” he finishes by unceremoniously dropping sheldon’s bag onto the floor and immediately making his way down the stairs.

you looked after him for a second before looking back towards the beanstalk of a man now leaning on his desk with a hand propped up onto his hip. “i’m back” he sing-song’ed happily, letting a rare smile peek through in his drugged state.

you close the door with a sigh and start walking towards the living room in tandem with sheldon. “not like i even knew why you left in the first place” you reply dryly, but as per usual he doesn’t pick up on it and just lowers himself onto the chair’s armrest. “i can’t tell you” he replies, piquing your interest.

now the gears in your head started turning, maybe still a little groggily since you’d just gotten woken up by your drugged neighbor and annoyed friend, but they were moving. you needed to know what made him leave, you knew he hated change so it was either something really serious or something really stupid. your undergrad in psychology should probably help you get to the core of it.

you take a seat opposite him on the living room’s coffee table and look up at him, “why not?” you inquired softly, “i promised penny,” he breathed out, breaking eye contact and letting his head fall back a bit.

“you promised penny what?” you could feel yourself getting closer, subconsciously leaning forward a bit so you could hear anything coming out of his mouth, since he didn’t have a very right grasp on what would and wouldn’t.

“i wouldn’t tell you the secret.” he mumbled, but you heard it nonetheless. he let himself fall back into the chair and you would’ve laughed if you weren’t currently on a personal mission to find out what penny was telling sheldon behind your back. “shh!” he interjected the silence with a finger on his lips, looking at you with wide-blown eyes.

you stood up and took a seat on the brown chair next to his now and tried keeping his attention on you while you moved, batting your eyes at him sickly sweet while he moved to sit upright, you placed your hand on his chair’s armrest. “what secret, shelly?”

he turned now to look at you seriously, a pout on his face that made something in the back of your mind scream adorable but which you pushed away leveling his stare with one of your own.

you hoped the use of his nickname would make him trust you more and tell him the secret, but apparently it worked a bit too well and you skipped straight towards the family secrets instead. “mom smokes in the car,” he pauses and you give him a confounded look, brows furrowed. “jesus is okay with it but we can’t tell dad.” he shakes his head at the last part, making you heave a sigh and drop your head in your hands.

you wouldn’t give up yet, however. “not that one dear, the other secret.” you tried getting him back on track but this just resulted in him lowering his voice an octave and whisper-yelling “i’m batman!” while shushing your ‘no’s afterward once more.

“sheldon come on! work with me here.” you moved your chair closer to his and looked him straight in the eye. “you said that penny told you a secret, will you tell me it shelley?” you begged, putting on your best puppy dog eyes with scrunched eyebrows combo and started smiling when he threw his head back with a sigh. “alright i’ll tell you,” he replied, making you celebrate silently with yourself, “but you can’t tell leonard.” you nodded happily along with him.

“my lips are sealed” you smiled out, sitting up a bit straighter, ready for the secret that made sheldon want to move out. “penny lied about finishing community college, because she’s afraid she’s not smart enough for leonard.” he finishes by looking at his hand and moving it around in his field of vision.

you kept looking at him, a little disappointed that was all. “and.. that’s it?” you asked, and he looked back at you, leaving his hand alone again. “i drank milk that tasted funny,” he said, making you come back to your senses and give him an apologetic smile.

“d’you need me to help you get to bed?” you offered, making him scrunch his eyebrows at you in distaste. “don’t be silly, i want to stay up with you.” he stated, catching you by surprise.

you knew sheldon didn’t dislike you, he said hi to you at work, he let you eat dinner at his house, hell- he even let you stay there right now while the apartment manager was fixing your broken window. but evading his rigorous sleep schedule? that made you stop in your tracks a bit. “wha- uh- why?” you tried to speak, sputtering out a response to keep him awake.

he let his head fall back again, his eyes closed and a smile took over his face — it was honestly a bit freaky, but mostly just endearing. “you are very endearing when you’re half asleep” he mumbles out, letting his words linger in the air a bit. your eyes are blown wide and you try to find a response, but you only manage to open and close your mouth like a fish on dry land.

his eyes open and he lets his head loll to the side, looking at you with a dopey expression on his face, “and you called me shelley,” he said. you’d never heard his voice so soft, so without ridicule, it was weird and it made your insides warm. “usually no one can call me that.” he continued, your face slowly heating up in what you assumed was embarrassment.

“but you’re inexplicable y/n.” he sits up a little straighter now, eyes still a little glazed over but determined nonetheless. “anyone else calls me shelley, i don’t like it, but when you do, i do. when someone else needs a place to stay i don’t want them here, but when you do, i do.” he explains softly, trying to reason with himself.

you know you shouldn’t listen to him right now, it’s late and you’re both tired — and more importantly he’s on drugs, but you can’t help but want to grab this moment with him, scared there won’t be any more chances to shoot your shot with the stoic man.

“sheldon?” you ask, but he shakes his head in that disappointed way you’re so used to and corrects you.“shelley.” he interjects matter of factly, and you continue. “alright- shelley, can i preform an experiment?” you ask, shifting a little closer towards him again. he thinks on it for a second before snickering like a kid and and smiling your way. “i love experiments!” he cheered.

“alright” you begin, shifting a little in your seat. “take note of how you’re feeling right now- physically.” you instruct and he nods along. there’s a small pause before he motions with his hand for you to continue.“my data suggests,” you take a deep breath, this is it, “that this would make your heartbeat increase.” you state as he looks at you confused. “my heartbe-” he starts but is cut off by your lips on his, your eyes sewn tightly shut, not wanting to see his reaction just yet.

you stay like that for a moment, unmoving and a little rigid but feeling his soft lips on yours, then you move away, eyes still closed. a couple beats of silence pass before sheldon lets out a “woah” which makes you open one eye cautiously. his eyes are blown wide and his cheeks have a little bit of a blush spreading along their surface, his hand is placed over his heart and he looks at you wordlessly, mouth hanging open slightly.

both of you blink at each other and you swallow a little loudly. you clear your throat a little, “was my hypothesis correct, shelley?” you ask softly, your voice raw with emotion as the man before you just nods in shell-shock. “i believe so,” he stutters out meekly, hand still gripping his pajama shirt.

“well, then why don’t you ponder the implications this has on its field while i.. go..” you rasp out, trying to make this make sense to sheldon’s impossible brain, which seemed a success at his small nod and now finally closed mouth.

you stand up fast and make your way towards leonard’s room where your air mattress resided because even if sheldon wasn’t home people ‘aren’t supposed to be in his room’ and you closed the door softly behind you, leaving a star-struck physicist alone in his living room looking at the empty chair before him, trying to sort out feelings he’d never felt before.

he looked towards leonard’s door and back towards where you’d been sitting just moments before, his stomach fluttering as he thought back to his first kiss from just seconds ago.

“oh dear”

[ask-plip-the-raincloud]

(I offer this before I go to bed

[the-bi-library]

Here are bisexual books of August!

Books listed:

The Last Witch in Edinburgh by Marielle Thompson

The Dark We Know by Wen-yi Lee

Catching the Con by Dominique Davis

Mistress of Lies by K.M. Enright

The Phoenix Keeper by S.A. MacLean

Full Shift by Jennifer Dugan Kristen Seaton

Practical Rules for Cursed Witches by Kayla Cottingham

Rules for Ghosting by Shelly Jay Shore

Queen of Dreams by Kit Rocha

Better Left Buried by Mary E. Roach

Kindling by Bonnie Woods

The Sea of Clouds by Sheila Jenné

Mighty Millie Novak by Elizabeth Holden

Navigating With You by Jeremy Whitley, Casio Ribiero

Covington Acres by Riley Hart

Heads Will Roll by Josh Winning (UK release)

Inversion Point by Jenn Burke, Kelly Jensen

Phase Shift by Jenn Burke, Kelly Jensen

[amiya-shirou]

Having recently reread Frankenstein, there are a lot of funny contrasts between the stereotypes of the Creature in popular culture and what he was like in the novel, but I think my favorite part of the original story is that the whole image I had in my head as a teen about the monster being persecuted by angry villagers is actually such a... relatively small part of his tragedy? Sure, it's what gave him his initial fear of showing himself to humans, but it's not what made Adam "fall". The real tragedy is not that he was hated and rejected by the ignorant masses, but that he seeked out the good-hearted, noblest humans he could think of, still believing in our species' potential for good, and was rejected by them all the same.

Felix and his family, even Victor Frankenstein himself are all included in the novel among the "noble" and "good" part of humanity. Felix's family lost its status just to help a stranger that was incarcerated unjustly by the government. Victor was beloved for his goodness by everyone around him and for all his faults he still chose the safety of humanity over his own, with Adam himself mourning him despite everything, feeling remorse over what he did to someone he deemed noble and good. He tried appealing to a child's innocence and absence of prejudice and was stll only met with horror. That's what makes his story so sad. Even the "best" people were unable to see beyond his appearance, showing endless love and compassion to their own but sparing none for him. Being persecuted by the masses was to be expected, but what makes his tragedy hit so hard is that he was failed by good people.

[gentlespyy]

welcome to freakyview!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just my takes on all the characters, just wanted 2 do this for fun :] might do the side characters next but no promises okayyy

designs by themselves under cut

dandifcus dancifer (dandy) since its called gardenview i thought itd be cute if he was a gardener. petal colors share similar/same colors as the other main characters

pebble gave him a collar and a lil leaf just for fun.

shelly wanted to lean into her archeology theme-ing by making her look like... an archeologist :p

vee generally stayed the same, just gave her a little suit for that "gameshow-esque" style. in my version of things, she'd have been a character who'd come in from "outside of the garden" and would play games like trivia, or stream footage from outside the garden, featuring children talking about things they like, and other such fun facts

astro generally the same, i just wanted to align his colors a bit more and add some extra stuff like the fluff around his blanket. its supposed to mimic clouds

sprout leaned more into the baking aspect of his character. still has his scarf, it just aligns more with his new colors.

[brittle-biscuits]

Victorian themed Dandy's World Love Confessions fail

The foggy floors in Gardenview were alive with whispers of an unusual competition. Vee, Connie, Scraps, and Ginger—each with their own Victorian flair—had decided to confess their love to Y/N. Their plan? A competition of rivals to win Y/N’s heart. However, as you expect this didn't go well.

Vee, ever the dramatic one, decided to woo Y/N with a serenade in front of his room. Dressed in a velvet waistcoat and clutching a lute, she sang a heartfelt ballad about love and destiny. Unfortunately, her voice annoyed one shrimp headed felon he came in and threw something at her head sending her tumbling into a puddle of ichor. Y/N peeked out the door just in time to see Vee drenched.

Vee: SHRIMPO YOUR GONNA PAY FOR THIS

Connie took a more intellectual approach. She penned an epic poem titled Ode to the Bag head gentleman and planned to read it aloud in the Gardenview library. The setting was perfect—candlelight flickered against the mahogany shelves. But as she began reciting her verses, she tripped over her long Victorian gown and knocked over an entire shelf of books. The crash echoed through the building as Connie scrambled to get out of the mess, mumbling apologies while Y/N chuckled nervously from the corner.

Connie: HOW DID I TRIP IF I DONT HAVE LEGS IT MAKES NO SENSE

Scraps, the eccentric tinkerer, built an elaborate steam-powered contraption designed to spell out “I LOVE YOU” in fireworks in the kitchen. The machine sputtered and hissed as she unveiled it to Y/N with a flourish. But instead of fireworks, it launched a barrage of soot-covered confetti directly into her face. Scraps coughed and waved her arms and tail wildly as she disappeared into a cloud of smoke, leaving Y/N both amused and slightly concerned.

Scraps: wait I would have caused a fire with the fireworks

Ginger opted for a more traditional approach: baking a cake for Y/N. She spent hours crafting a towering confection adorned with sugar roses and delicate icing swirls. However, as she proudly presented it to Y/N in the Gardenview dining room, she tripped over Pebble’s tail (he had been napping under the table). The cake flew through the air and landed squarely on Ginger’s head. Covered in frosting and mortified, she could only manage an awkward laugh as Y/N tried not to burst into laughter.

Ginger: *sigh* I know ironic

After witnessing all four attempts—and failing miserably at hiding his amusement—Y/N decided to take matters into his own hands. He approached each of them in turn and planted a soft kiss on their lips as a gesture of appreciation for their efforts

Y/n: I'm just glad you 4 thought of me

Vee turned beet red and fainted dramatically onto a nearby chaise lounge.

Connie stammered incoherently before collapsing into a pile of books and phasing through them.

Scraps froze mid-cough, her mechanical goggles fogging up before she toppled over like one of her failed inventions.

Ginger let out a squeak before fainting backward into what remained of her cake.

Y/N stood there for a moment, shaking his head fondly at their unconscious forms before walking off into the foggy night.

Y/n: heh so adorable

When they all regained consciousness later in Dandy’s shop (thanks to Shelly's smelling salts), none could look at Y/N without blushing furiously. The competition may have ended in comedic failure, but they all agreed on one thing: it was worth every embarrassing moment just for that single kiss.

And somewhere deep within Gardenview’s shadowy halls, Dandy himself chuckled softly at the absurdity of it all.

Dandy: heheheh it's adorable and sad it's sadorable

(this is just something I thought of I was like hey why dont I make a dandy's world au where everything is victorian era style maybe I should draw each character in that style)

At least Y/N got the message somewhat, that’s gotta count for something.