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[abbeyofcyn]

Phantom pain 5

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P1

W-wha- Casey?!

Weren't you with Apes working on this school project while infiltrating the EPF or something?

(Casey jr) I was... Mikey and Raph called to ask for my keys since you had apparently portalled into my apartment

Curse Donnie's trackers...

P2

(Casey jr) oh! It's that the Lou Jitsu documentary? I love that one

Well, it was fun! I better get going

Can't have Raph's worry stink KO Mikey

(Casey jr) it's okay if you want to stay a little longer, you know. I can text your brothers to head back home

...

P3

Case, can I ask you a bit about your Leo?

Do you know how he lost his arm?

How well did he deal with it?

[maildoxxed]

serving face with mama

[spicybeefu]

What if Pokemon & Animal Crossing had a crossover game? #10 Made in Blender, Wooper design by @omuart on instagram!

[drop-cherries]

Ghost's secret wife part two...part one part 3

You're tucked into the side of your husband as you sit on the couch. John sitting on the chair adjacent. Johnny and Kyle sat on the floor arms resting on the coffee table.

Monopoly was spread across the the table. Your all time favorite game. Simon has a distaste for it but can never say no to his wife.

Johnny and Kyle have been staring the entire night. They were still so surprised Simon was hitched. Let alone by someone as soft and kind as you.

It's Johnny's turn to role, doubles...for the third time this round. He lets out an exasperated groan and moves his piece to jail. You laugh at his antics and he notices Simon looking down at you his face turned in a soft admiration. A stark difference from the face he has when yelling at privates all day.

"How did you guys even meet?" Kyle asks from next to Johnny.

"Well," You start. "Iwas having trouble bringing my groceries up the stairs of my old apartment complex, and Simon ended up coming up the stairs behind me and taking them from me."

You smile looking up at Simon. "I think it was love at first sight." You finish a pink blush darkening your cheeks as you look back down at your hands fidgeting.

Kyle and Johnny both let out sweet "awes" that make you giggle and smile.

Simon squeezes you showing of his gorgeous grin. The boys were shocked the years they've know him he's never smiled like that.

[spinejackel]

What are dead man walking tornadoes? :O

it’s a multi-vortex tornado. i dont remember the tribe it originates from (i think it was cherokee), but there’s a native american legend…? saying? that goes “if you see a man in a tornado, you are about to die.”

the most infamous shot of a dead man walking tornado hit jarrell, texas in 1997

it did so much damage to the town it caused the scale that tornados are measured by, the fijita scale, undergo revisions, and it made anchoring buildings in the tornado alley region pretty much mandatory. (it took the entire town off the map. only those who had taken shelter outside of the town or in underground bunkers survived.)

two more examples of dead man walking tornadoes looking like a person are a tornado from 2011 that hit cullman, alabama

and a tornado from 1975 that hit xenia, ohio

edit: it has been brought to my attention that the native american “legend” part of this post was a rumor spread by a documentary.

i have been asked to remove it, but i believe in letting my errors stand because i’m not perfect. i make mistakes

[parientou]

💛☀️

[buniix3]

[kruegerspillow]

awkward! reader and simon who just... stares into each others' soul the first time they've met. simon returned your gaze because he caught you staring at him, while you were staring at him solely cause you were too clueless on how to start a proper conversation.

“what're ya starin' at, soldier?” his words came out harsher than he meant and it made you think that he didn't want you staring at him so you just murmur a firm apology before looking away.

awkward! reader who just listens when hearing simon's sarcastic remarks to price in the radio.

“tell me somethin’ I don't know.” — ghost to price

awkward! reader listening to the rest of the tf141 members while drinking a glass of their favorite beverage, not noticing simon's gaze that shifts over to them every once in a while.

awkward! reader who tries to mind their own business after hearing another woman flirting to simon not knowing that he has his eyes on you and only you.

I love them, your honour. (pt 2 here)

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[stalebagels]

Edit: muted this monstrosity but if you're looking for the blank template it's on my blog and I'll tag this and it with "the stupid fucking shorts post" so you don't have to scroll through everything 💀😂 (I did not make the template btw, I don't know who the OP is but if you do please let me know)

[hexxedcore]

18+ MDNI

my head is completely empty thinking of jayce pumping you full of his seed.

gripping you by the hips, bending you over his workbench in a position so lewd sky would probably resign should she have the misfortunate of witnessing you both. thrusts sloppy and shuddering because there is one goal in his mind and that is giving you the family you want.

you want a baby? he’s on it. you want your pussy stuffed with his cock? well, consider it done.

this is a man who is willing to go to any lengths for you.

this is a man who is drunk in the grace of your sprawled out form on his desk, which is currently taking priority over any hextech invention that is due in the presence of the council in hours to come. each shuddering breath and lift of your hips to meet his girthy cock halfway.

and he will never let you doubt that.

[hasello]

Who’s the faker now?

Part 2

part one / next part

SO sorry it took so long, uni is killing me 😵‍💫 next parts are probably gonna be colorless, so I can post faster!

[sleepgarden]

Pupa ✢ The writing reads:

Time envelops and keeps me Not awake / Not asleep In this chrysalis / In this shroud I am stillborn / I am buried alive Yet I change / I am changing / And I ache Held still

I started this over a year ago and came back to it periodically, but I decided to just finally finish it. It’s morphed, undone itself, and transformed many times in the process of illustrating it. Sincerely, I considered giving up on the piece. I am glad I didn’t despite its awkwardness; I admit that it doesn’t sit in the eye well. But somehow I feel that it suits the piece and what it means.

I am, if anything, relieved to have finished an illustration finally. It’s been nearly eight months since my last. Prints are available in my shop. (I also have mini prints for $5cad/$3.40usd!)

[vistarya]

May I have this dance, Mrs Tims?

[itseghost]

the captured! quest was so funny that i actually drew multiple things at once

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Imagine the batkids fuck up major and a batdad had to step in and clean up their mistake

Everyone kinda embarrassed because of their blunder and Jason is lashing out to protect himself from shame

Dick is joining is cause well he feels bad about it being his idea

Now Tim is arguing too

Damian wants to feel involved and u can’t convince me other wise

Bruce is trying ti make a point about safety thats just fully derailed

Anyway Danny as Fenton is just there in the background around all the bad guys he took out before Bruce actually got there like “awkward” but the moment he tries to just tippytoe his way out Bruce turns to point at him “and don’t think you are getting out of this. Your grounded too”

He just freezes. Can batman do that? Is he legally allowed to do that? Wait what does Batman mean by grounded?!!? Whats his move here.

“Everyone in the batmobile we will discuss this more in the morning”

Oh ok thats his move. Ok yea Batman just grounded him. He better go.

So they r having the ride home and everyone is sulking and Danny is just there confused but doesn’t say anything because hes probably tired and it’s batman wtf you gonna do.

So they are at the cave and Danny finally just “so can I call my family to tell them I wont be home tonight?”

You everyone just stops. And slowly turns to face him. “Ah yea dumb question. I guess uhhh no phones huh?” No one moves. Everyone is pretty shocked. Cause one bruce kidnapped some kid. Two theres a civi in the batcave. Three bruce kidnapped some fucking kid. Four some random kid just got in the car with them. Five holy fuck bruce kidnapped some kid.

Breaks over enjoy post

[nekoo3001]

Proud dad🍻