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[drdemonprince]

jesus christ

not joking I would kind of like to brutally murder whoever thought it was a good idea to take away clicking on a person’s name to see their reblog and make it borderline impossible to get to the original version of a post without spending ten minutes scrolling with ctrl f

[jackharkness]

TIMESTAMP ROULETTE In The Flesh (2013-2014) - 2.01

[lilrainbowcloud]

Pairing: Percy Jackson x Reader

Genre: Fluff, aged up Percy!

Word count: ~0.8k || masterlist

[18:23]

It was quaint in your dorm room. The only source of sound in your room came from your laptop, shuffling songs from your "i just want to be happy with you" playlist, the song 'Everyone Adores You' by Matt Maltese filled the air, and also the sound of your boyfriend's soft rhythmic breathing while his body was snuggled on yours.

It was a nice feeling. Having him close to you. Watching him sleep without the creases that would mar his forehead as another bad dream clouded his mind.

Not a worry(monster) in sight. It had been two months since your last encounter with one of the children of Echidna. Ruining your park date which ended up with singed clothes and smashed strawberries.

Sometimes you just can't catch a break can you?

But moments like this you'd cherish. A perfect vision of you both safe in bed, under the warm weighted blanket while snow falls outside like little white cotton candies. The contrast of temperature made you rubbed your socked feet together, careful as to not stir too much that would disturb the sweet sleeping boy on you.

As you continued reading a book for your English class, your fingers mindlessly twirl his sandy blond hair. Massaging his scalp as you do which you knew calmed him down and he loves it when do you it. You thought about what to have for dinner since the sun was going down.

Disturbing your thoughts on honey garlic chicken serve with rice, Percy's suddenly took in a deep breath, signalling him regaining conscious. Stretching his limbs as he let out a groan.

You smiled behind the book, still reading the last bit of line of chapter eleven.

After a moment, a finger lifted the bottom of your book. Bright blue eyes peaked from behind it, curtained by curls. You giggled as brushed his hair away from his eyes as you put the book down beside you.

"G'morning," he mumbled. Smiling as your fingers run through his hair.

"Morning," your replied, giggling as you watched him snuggled back into you. Arms wrapped around your torso from your position of resting your back on the headboard.

"I'm hungry, do you want to get dinner?" you asked, patting his back softly as if to put him back to sleep as you would a baby.

A groan, and a muffled mumble as he spoke into the folds of your sweater.

Okay.... So that's a no for going out to hunt for food. Pulling out your phone, you opened the food delivery app. Asking what he wants.

Lifting his head up to look at you with his still sleep clouded eyes, he replied, "What are you having?"

You replied with what you had thought earlier. Finger scrolling through the menu of your favourite restaurant.

Percy let his head fall again on your stomach. This boy is really exhausted.

"Do you want the same as me?" Glancing from below your phone screen, you watched as he nodded his head which tickled you a bit.

How was he breathing was beyond you. At least you saw his back rising and falling steadily. Need to keep an eye on that one.

Shaking your head at his antics, you ordered two sets with strawberry tea that you liked. Nice to have something hot during the cold weather.

Setting your phone down after checking out dinner, you sigh as you looked at your boyfriend. It was adorable really, watching him be at peace.

The impending danger that you both have to face everyday was tiring enough. Now, added with college classes, it was double the challenge. But you had the best of times with him.

Choosing to go to the same college together, even though you both resided in different dorm rooms but he would still crash at your place since you got the room all to yourself. The reason being your previous roommate had dropped out of her program because the professors was being such a "pain in the ass" as she said it.

Now you can say that Percy is your roommate.

College is nice. It's even nicer that you had a Percy Jackson by your side to fight monsters and exam papers together.

Just the life you had always wanted.

Or did you?

Lowering yourself so now you're back is against the pillow, you put am arm over your eyes while the other wrapped around Percy.

For a moment, you just want to enjoy every single peaceful second that you can with him.

Well, maybe just until dinner arrives. Because if he doesn't let you get up to get your honey garlic chicken, you're going to kick him off of you. Lovingly of course!

[freckleslikestars]

This trial... the whole world... it's all show business.

25 films for 25 years {4/25} CHICAGO (2002) dir. Rob Marshall

plot description from IMdB, [insp: ☆★☆★ ]

[comicbookddr]

My Babysitter's a Vampire: The Movie timestamp roulette edition! + the twilight filter bc i could help myself lol

DISNEY-NICKELODEON HALF-O-WEEN EVENT - DAY 1: 2010s DISNEY CHANNEL

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “things to say in place of a bittersweet goodbye” prompts

“Thanks for everything. Truly.”

“I’m… Going to miss you.”

“I don’t think I’m ever going to forget you.”

“I’ll always hold a piece of you with me where ever I go.” 

“I guess it wasn’t the right time, was it?”

“You’ve changed me for the better. And I will never, ever forget that.”

“You’ll always be important to me.” 

“I don’t want to say goodbye, so I’m going to say… See you later. Maybe.” 

“I don’t regret anything that’s happened between us.”

“It will always be you.”

Join my Discord server: Steaming Dumplings Nation

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

An angel who says "Hello LGBT community" instead of "Do not be afraid".

Audio source

[kaiserouo]

nerds eating sukiyaki

also this piece took 1 hour 12 minutes and 1 second... why can i be this precise? because i did it in one sitting and recorded the whole thing

the speedup version is this video and the original version is on youtube

also im not doing this again. because doing this in one sitting is painful and this recording is 227MB big (original video)

[royalarchivist]

Phil: You know, I found something out– I found something out that sickened me recently. Did you know… that Quackity hasn't seen all of Breaking Bad? Isn't that fckin' crazy? [Laughs]

Phil: [Coughs] Or am I thinking of Charlie? [Coughs] I might be thinking of Charlie. [Coughs] Kristin, was it Quackity or Charlie? 🤔 My brain's not brain-ing. 🤒

Phil talks about Breaking Bad and Quackity's party (with the memory of a sick man who was very drunk 😅).

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Phil: You know, I found something out– I found something out that sickened me recently. Did you know… that Quackity hasn't seen all of Breaking Bad? Isn't that fckin' crazy? [Laughs]

Phil: [Coughs] Or am I thinking of Charlie? [Coughs] I might be thinking of Charlie. [Coughs] Kristin, was it Quackity or Charlie? 🤔

Kristin: [In chat] do you mean charlie? charlie hasnt seen it. its ran and charlie

Phil: My brain's not brain-ing. 🤒 [Reading her message] "It's Ran and Charlie" OHHHH– It is! [Groans then laughs] Brain's not brain-ing. It's not Quackity. It's Ran and Charlie. Ran and Charlie haven't seen Breaking Bad.

Kristin: quackity had the walter white at his place, i highly doubt he hasnt seen it

Phil: For some reason– I was- I was very drunk though, to be fair. So like, I'm definitely misremembering. Kristin, you'd remember much better than me. I was very very drunk at his place. [Laughs] I have not gotten that drunk in a LONG-ass time. He kept offering shots, man! He just wouldn't stop making us shots. How dare he be such a good host.

[uncertaininnit]

This actually happened

[lilrainbowcloud]

Pairing: Percy Jackson x Reader

Genre: Fluff, College AU

Word count: 521 || masterlist

Warning: ooc percy but idk man let me write whatever

[12:05]

Scrolling through your phone as you ate lunch peacefully at a table alone in the cafeteria, your moment of silence was disturbed by a certain someone crashing on the seat in front of you. Startled by the sight of your best friend throwing himself on the table, you almost choked on your lunch but rolled your eyes instead at his loud sigh.

Crossing his arms on the table, Percy rested his head on them with another loud sigh. You being so accustomed to his behaviour ignored him and continued to eat your lunch like normal.

"I'm not ok and don't ask me why I'm not ok."

His voice was muffled by the navy blue sweatshirt he was wearing, head still down. Glancing once at him, you held in your smile because that was exactly the opposite of what he wanted but you chose to pretend that you didn't mind him to see how long until he can hold it in.

"Why aren't you asking why?"

After a few moments of silence, Percy lifted his head from his arms and looked at you with disappointment in his features. See? The opposite.

"Because you said not to ask?"

Trying to keep your uninterested face, you bit your tongue to keep the smile in which made his pout more prominent and with both hands he slapped the table so loud you cringed. God now you can feel the paranoia of people's eyes on you and your back was towards everyone else. Why is he like this?

"When I say don't ask me means that you need to ask me so I can dramatically tell you what's happening!"

Your jaw dropped in disbelief when he half raised his voice. Did he not notice you're in a cafeteria full of college students? You felt embarrassed and annoyed by him but hey he's always been like this to you.

"Okay okay! Please don't be so loud. What's wrong?"

"Urgh so glad you asked," Rolling his eyes dramatically, Percy leaned over the table close to you, "Okay so I was in line at the cafe just now because they were having a sale and then when I got to the counter to order suddenly they said that they ran out of the blueberry scones!" Percy threw his hands in the air to further express his disbelief and scoffed.

" So now I'm hungry and disappointed and I want to ask you if you could come with me to get lunch outside campus," Putting his hands together, he gave you his pleading face and begged. The whole time you were chewing your food slowly watching in amusement at his whining.

" Please, [Y/N]. You don't want to see your best friend die from hunger right? "

Taking a sip of your drink, you started to clean up the table, "Fine fine stop that and I'll go with you."

"Thank you so so so much [Y/N]!" Jumping onto his feed, Percy reached across to the seat beside you and took your bag, face lighting up with excitement like an impatient child.

"Let's go! I don't want to miss my next class!"

[sleepyducktime]

I FUCKING CALLED IT

[pepimeinrad]

nononononono PLEASE the strings-version of Gnossienne No. 5 is ON THE OFFICIAL S2 SOUNDTRACK??!?

[brotherconstant]

THE EXPANSE ➤ Timestamp Roulette 5x04 Gaugamela 🧡 @mrsdulac 🧡

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Impulse, smiling widely: ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, someone's gonna die! ♫

[vargdottern]

let me get this (not so) straight. john and sherlock continued living at baker street together after the whole thing with eurus. they raised a damn child together. and they're just friends?????

there's a song about that i think

can't quite put my finger on it, what's the name.....

oh yeah

that's the one