#si!itachi

[mixelation]

sometimes i want to write one of those "itachi and sasuke have a sister" (where the sister is younger than itachi) fics. however the appeal for me wouldn't be the OC. the appeal would be how Insane i could make itachi

[tariah23]

We got a kitten today ahhhh it’s hard to take pics of him because he’s an orange cat and he’s… well, everyone knows how orange cats are…! He’s sleep rn but uwu…

[ladsofsorrow24]

itachi and sasuke's dynamic in the battle with kabuto is so hilarious, like they really just treat him like a pig for their hunt

[intcritus]

I wrote tonight.

[nepobabyeurydice]

i do admit, tossing an oc into the body of a canon character during the middle of Big Event is quite possibly the greatest prank in existence.

I’m constantly suppressing the urge to do this. character just stops in the middle of murder spree and acts like a completely different person. they’re covered in blood. they’re barely holding it together, if they’re lucky they can continue as in canon. if they’re not…well they’re definitely not making this out knowing the future.

[setokaibapetty]

5 + 1 Fic Friday Roundup: Sasuke Isn't the Sole Survivor

It's Itachi Uchiha's birthday today so to celebrate some fics where Itcahi doesn't get everyone - some get spirited away or aren't following curfew the day of the massacre or someone is inserted into his family or etc.

Shinobi Rule Number Six (AO3) - ...Never make assumptions. But rules are for chumps, and shortcuts are a given for a genius. The result? Three more Uchiha survive the massacre, for better or for worse.

Fade to Black (AO3) - Someone becomes no one becomes a prince in the Land of Wind. Tensei of Sunagakure has a hit list, a god of the underworld breathing down his neck, and plenty of time to figure things out while he tries to make this house a home. Hopefully.

Of the River and the Sea (FF) - They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong.

A Small Favor (AO3) - A young woman is tasked with changing things for the better and promptly shoved into the body of a ten-year-old Uchiha. With a grumpy former Hokage only she can see as her sole ally, she's got her work cut out for her.

Whirlpool Queen, Maelstorm (AO3) - Certain lives and certain deaths, they are significant enough that when souls pass over before their time, they are reborn into new worlds. Sansa remembering is an anomaly, but The North Remembers and Sansa is of the North; She Remembers.

Bonus: A series called Alternative Uchiha Massacre Endings (AO3).

[dcwnrisen-aa]

i wrote a lot, so imma take a break.

[queenuchiha89]

hello! love u! would you pretty please consider writing itachi violently non conning his younger sister after an argument when they're home alone but teen sasuke returned early from his mission with team 7? sasuke loves his big sis but he doesn't really help her, incredibly liking the sight of his sibs together.

*** NSFW ***

*** 18+ MINORS DNI! ***

*** TW. DARK CONTENT ***

⚠️WARNING ⚠️ this story contains noncon, foul language, incest, voyeurism, and other themes that may not be suitable for some audience. Viewer discretion is STRONGLY advised!

Itachi and his little sister Y/N had been at each other's throats all day long. Their parents were gone, Sasuke was off on an assignment with team 7 and every time Itachi and Y/N were alone, they always seemed to fight. "I'm so sick of you acting like you're better than everyone else in the family Itachi! You really look down on me and Sasuke!" She yelled at him as he turned to walk off towards his room in an effort to end the argument before I went too far. She watched him as he walked off, her arms folded, cheeks red in anger and frustration. Why he couldn't just... Be nice to her?! "You're just like Father..." She mumbled under her breath, but with his hearing and skill, of course itachi heard her. He stopped in his tracks, slowly turning his attention back towards his little sister at the opposite end of the hall. "What did you say Y/N..?" Itachi asked, his voice low and flat with a different kind of angered tone she had never before heard come from her older brother.

The color began to drain from Y/N's face as he swiftly began to walk towards her, and she had no time to attempt to block herself from any actions he may have took on her. He was far too fast, and she knew it. He grabbed her by the arm, spinning her around, and pinning her body to wall. All his weight was against her as she struggled helplessly to escape his grasp. "If you think I'm like father, then I will show you just how cruel Father really is!" He said viciously, his rage boiling over as her words echoed in her head. He spun her around, grabbing her by her hair and dragging her into his bedroom kicking and pleading for him to let her go. "Itachi stop! Let me go!" She screamed but to no avail. No one was around to hear her.

Itachi yanked Y/N up by her hair, and threw her on to his bed, wasting no time climbing on top of her. He pinned her arms down to the bed, and watched with a smirk as she kicked and flailed trying to get him off of her. "Itachi please!! Stop!" She cried out realizing that this was not a good situation to be in. She was in serious danger. Tears began to stream down her face, as all hope of her escaping his clutches left her. He was far too strong for her to over power, and all she could think to do was plead her case. "Itachi I'm sorry! Please, I didn't mean it!" She cried, and whimpered under him, powerless to stop his vicious assault. "Too late for apologies princess. You're going to take your medicine!" He growled as he gripped her throat in his hand, squeezing and watching her eyes widen in fear as she felt her airway closing in his grip. She gasped and choked as she struggled to break free of his grip, this only excited Itachi more.

While all this was going on in the Uchiha family household, Sasuke had returned from his mission earlier than expected, and was about open the front door and announce his arrival. However, as he entered, he stopped before calling out hearing strange sounds coming from upstairs, and what sounded like the voices of his elder siblings. Curious as to what could be going on, and getting an ominous feeling that something was definitely wrong, he slowly made his way up the stairs. He walked down the hallway, inching ever closer to Itachi's room- the origin of the sounds- and when he looked inside he was frozen in shock by what he saw. There was his older brother Itachi, pinning his big sister beneath him, fingers round her throat and her face turning a bright red color. "I-itachi? Y/N???" He whispered to himself, a strange fear creeping up this spine.

Itachi reached down between them, and fumbled with his pants as he removed his thick cock from his pants. Y/N wriggled harder as she saw her older brother's sizeable cock spring free from his pants and slap against her inner thigh. "You're going to take every last inch of my cock, and you're going to like it!" He threatened, as he held her still, and positioned himself against her open. "Are you- are you enjoying this??" Itachi said feeling how wet her pussy was in the moment. "You twisted little bitch..." He grunted as he pushed his cock deep inside her tight cunt. She cried out in pain as itachi stretched out her tight walls, feeling him rip her as he did. Sasuke watched in horror as Itachi raped their sister, watching his big sister's face contort in pain as he forced his cock inside her. It was awful... But he still couldn't look away, and as Itachi began to fuck into their sister, he felt a twinge of something else begin to rise up from within him.

Y/N took every inch of her big brother's cock, her body shivering in pain, and then in an unwilling pleasure as he continued his vicious assault. Itachi could feel her walls gripping around his cock, and knew she was about to cum against her will. "That's it. Don't fight it, just let this happen. Doesn't your big brother feel so good fucking you?" Itachi teased making her feel ashamed. With a gasp, and a small cry that sounded more akin to a cry of grief than pleasure, her walls gripped around his cock, and she came for him, shame filling her being as she did. "That's it, cum for me. Fuck little sis, I'm going to fill up that tight little pussy." Itachi growled as his thrusts became more erratic. With one final thrust, Itachi grabbed his little sister's hips and held her still as he shot his hot potent Uchiha cum deep inside her fertile womb.

From the hallway, Sasuke watched. Helpless, but achingly hard inside those shorts of his. He watched as his big sister was forced to cum all over Itachi's cock, and pumped full of his seed. Without warning, Sasuke's cock twitched, and he gasped steadying himself by grabbing the door frame as he came in his pants. The sight of his older brother viciously taking his big sis was far more than he could handle. Itachi caught his breath before giving his little sis a kiss on the forehead, and putting his cock away. "Maybe next time you'll learn to quit while you're ahead..." Itachi said cruelly as he reached for the towel on his bedroom floor. "Go clean yourself up princess..." He said before turning towards the cracked door. "You too Sasuke..."

A.N: spelling errors, and other such typos will be corrected when I am able. In the meantime, have fun and enjoy responsibly! 🥰

[tossawary]

This is a very niche fic idea that I have no solid intention of actually writing, but... "Naruto" has more than a few self-insert fics and some of them are transmigrations into canon characters. Some of them are about OCs who do not want to be a ninja and are desperately trying to get out of it. There's usually some deliciously frustrating tragedy and horror about the brutal and inescapable military system of Konoha.

So, I thought that it would be kind of interesting to do an OC-insert into Sasuke, probably ultimately more comedic than angsty, as the OC tries to fail out of having to become a ninja, but then has to struggle against the fact that a civilian Sasuke would probably be expected to start a new Uchiha clan ASAP. (They probably have to concede to at least becoming a genin for the benefits of legal adulthood of some kind at 12 years old, even if it means being a part of the damn military.)

But even if the OC would personally love to be a parent someday, they cannot condone participating in what's essentially a breeding program for a new generation of Sharingan-wielding super-soldiers. Children who are probably going to be chewed up and spat out by Konoha someday too.

I think it would be neat to have a character treat the Sharingan like a genetic disorder that they don't want a child to suffer. I think it would have been interesting if canon Sasuke had also wrestled with the idea of letting the Sharingan die out. Fuck it, he'll adopt if he wants to be a dad someday. I also think it would be funny to have an OC-insert whose goal is to get a secret vasectomy (body autonomy!) without the leadership of Konoha finding out.

Sasuke, as soon as Sakura becomes a medical nin: "I need you to do me a huge secret favor and NOT be weird about it."

Sakura, also still currently a teenager: "You're asking me to CASTRATE YOU, AT HOME, IN SECRET, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT BE WEIRD ABOUT THIS?!"

(And there's the whole fucking issue of the "Naruto" universe having cloning, so, no, a vasectomy isn't a solid guarantee of getting out of this. But it might buy Sasuke a few years to figure out how to avoid the mad science route too if anyone tries to force marriage on him at any point.)

Even throwing aside the issue of children, even in an AU where the OC-Insert is cool with having bio children, I think it would be really funny to have a Transmigrator Sasuke announcing outright in the first Team 7 meeting that his dream is to retire super early and become a shinobi tradwife to a super strong ninja.

Kakashi: "...What?"

Sasuke, possibly talking out of his ass to troll his team and because he's already spitefully exhausted: "I said what I said. I'm the only Uchiha left to pass on my clan's techniques, so my dream is to be a stay-at-home ninja, supported by a super strong spouse who can protect my family."

I think this would break Naruto and Sakura's brains. ("Marry Hokage Naruto" is not the worst plan that a transmigrator could come up with, probably.) I think that this would be a super funny start to a Team 7 OT3 in which Naruto and Sakura become rivals for the position of Sasuke's shinobi sugar daddy/mommy. (Naruto doesn't consciously realize that he's competing for Sasuke's hand in marriage at first, but he gets it after a few years or so.)

Kakashi is... So Tired. Obito, are you seeing this shit??? What the fuck.

I know some OC-insert / SI-insert into Sasuke fics exist, I just think the funniest plot direction for a transmigrator in this situation would be to completely bail on both the "take revenge on Itachi" and "rebuild the Uchiha clan" dreams in the least macho ways available.

Also, what WOULD Itachi think of Sasuke abruptly deciding to give up on revenge and to become a house husband instead?

[hailuchiha]

May I request a lil scenario for Itachi fucking his pregnant sis? Maybe he knocked her up or maybe he didn't ;)

will try my best, anon!

DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT

!! 18+ NSFW!!

!!MINORS DNI!!

!!ALL characters involved are 18+ NO MINOR CHARACTERS!!

incest; noncon; lactation; surprise pregnancy; sibling incest; NO underage characters

Knock Knock

He knew before she even suspected.

Because, of course, he knew.

To her, it was just another one of those things Itachi did now. He'd randomly push her up against a wall, a door, down on the floor, or on his bed, pull her top layers away to nuzzle and lick and suckle at her breasts till they were aching and swollen.

She thought her brother must be awfully bored with his missions to be finding new ways to entertain himself. Especially when said ways of entertainment came with high risks of getting caught, since their parents didn't go on many away missions now.

Still, she figured, it wasn't a big deal. This was nothing too extreme and she knew she'd get used to his hungry mouth and wandering hands sooner rather than later.

She even stopped questioning him about this newfound obsession.

He would smile smugly seeing how needy he'd get her every time just by playing with her breasts.

And then it happened.

Sasuke was gone on a week-long training camp with team 7, and their parents were away on a diplomat mission.

With the house to themselves, Itachi made sure to make the most of their time.

He was sitting on the couch, making his sister ride him, her knees around his waist and arms around his neck while his face was pressed into her soft, ample chest.

Soft, stilted sounds escaped her panting lips as her thighs twitched around him each time his powerful thrusts pushed into her, his lips on her skin completely taking away her ability to think.

Her eyes shot open, mouth agape as he painted her insides with spurts and spurts of warm cum.

Itachi didn't seem to be surprised. If anything, he kept suckling like his life depended on it, drinking her milk to sate his thirst.

She bit her lip, and loosened her grip from where her nails had dug into his nape. It didn't seem like Itachi even registered the pain.

"F-Fuck," she breathed out, her voice a quiet sob. "Oh god, onii-chan..."

Itachi only hummed, crushing her against him by the waist and switched to her other breast and drinking just as fervently.

With a hand pressed firmly against her mouth to mask any sounds, she threw her head back, overwhelmed by the sensations, vision blurry as her brother kept drinking her milk, the sensations pushing her over the edge again and again as her cunt clenched around him, as she came a second and third time.

Soon, he repositioned them, laying her on her back and positioning himself over her. Itachi kissed between the valley of her breasts, up her chest, her neck, and finally slotted their lips together in a sated kiss.

"Mmm I should've gotten you pregnant ages ago."

[heartofjasmina]

gm jasmina. i’m (only slightly) so sorry but if you have the energy to indulge me, can I ask for some thoughts on big bro kakashi?

i’ll probably revisit with more of him on saturday. 😔

God, Big Bro Kakashi is gonna be my downfall

To others he was feared, his work with Itachi and his copy skills made for an intimidating figure.

So it made sense that no one dared to come near you, his precious little sister. Boys avoided you like the plague until you went to him crying, tugging on his arm and asking with a pout,

"Am I not pretty enough big brother? Am I really not likeable?"

He's immediately gathering you up into his arms, having practically raised you himself since your parents died and therefore learned how to be there for you emotionally as well as providing for you.

"Of course not sis, you're beautiful. They're just idiots who don't deserve you. I'm the only one who's gonna love you like you deserve." And yeah maybe he's a bastard for saying so but its true. He loved you with all his soul, it didn't matter that you were his sister. You were his love.

"Then love me, I- I want to be loved." You murmur softly as you look up at him, at his handsome face that was just yours to witness.

~

He was so gentle with you. His hands on your body made you burn with need, and you whined into his lips as he kissed you for the first time.

"It's all right, kiddo, I gotcha. I'm gonna love you right." He groans as he fills his hands with you, your luscious curves and your softness.

He has you cumming on his tongue first, riding his face like its your throne and making him growl into your wetness. How many nights had he dreamt of this? Tasting you, finally tasting your sweetness as you came apart.

But it was watching you take his dick for the first time that really made him lose it. "Made for me sis, fuck," He groans as he squeezes your soft thighs in his hands.

"You're made for me. Say it." He leans over you heavily his forehead resting against yours as your whine and moan, feeling his cock fill you to the brim.

"'m made for you, brother. Just for you." You cry out needily, clinging to his shoulders as he rolls his hips into yours.

"That's fucking right." He murmurs before starting to make love to you in earnest.

If you got pregnant, he thought, that would be just fine.

[mixelation]

OMG, I love the Tori RPF idea, lowkey curious on whether she’d have a beta.

I feel like she’d try but end up doing all the work herself en abuse the people in her life just don’t get it.

Or alternatively, the unnamed 100% normal civilian friend that Tori cannot prove exists could be the beta? I’d would be a fun way for them to meet?

All I know is that Itachi does not understand the constructive part of constructive criticism.

in every other AU obito is her beta, and i think she would really mourn his loss here

deidara: wasn't he planning to kill us all or something

tori: yes but he was so fun about encouraging me to make bad decisions 🥺

anyway i think she'd probably attempt to get a bunch of betas and all of them would suck

deidara - in theory the best choice for actual feedback, but he's mostly annoyed by fandom and gets mad about it. yells more than he's helpful.

itachi - will read ANY garbage without complaint, but does not understand how to give any feedback other than "this part wasn't to my personal tastes"

kushina - great for an ego boost because she claims she likes everything, but then you realize she completely failed to identify a single typo

kakashi - just gives asshole teasing comments. the least helpful beta on earth.

jiraiya - he goes through a phase of being very annoying about publicly being like "I WILL LOOK AT YOUR WRITING, IF YOU SO DESIRE PROFESSIONAL HELP" and so tori gives him her orochimaru/SI fic and he deems it a "psychological attack" and that's one of her illegal fics, smh

sasori - actually very helpful the one time she gets him to read something (after he told her she was stupid and wasting his time like seven times), but is both difficult to contact and hard to convince

maybe after years of disaster, this IS where her civilian bff who may or may not exist comes in. i like this because tori's stories ARE getting edited but there's no other evidence this woman exists???

[ladsofsorrow24]

now watching the uchiha brothers vs kabuto and... the animation is a bit inconsistent in these episodes but i still enjoy the teamwork between sasuke and his big bro. really show just how much their personalities differs but also the intersecting points of their approach in fighting the same enemy

[cooliogirl101]

I bring up Itachi being a villain because I’ve come across a few SI-as-Sasuke fics where the SI runs to Itachi for protection and just assumes they’ll be safe from harm if they tell Itachi they know the truth about the massacre, like no??? That’s just more liable to get your mind wiped than anything else.

If I, god forbid, got isekai’d into Sasuke, you can bet the last person I’d be running towards is Itachi (well second to last, Danzo has him beat). With Itachi, my only guarantees are “won’t kill me and won’t permanently physically maim me” and as canon has already proven, he can do a lot with those parameters.

(Given that I am far, far less motivated than canon!Sasuke was, I don’t even want to know what he’d do to motivate me to get stronger. And worse, it’s not even just about getting stronger, it’s about meeting Itachi’s very messed up criteria for strength— essentially, Mangekyo or nothing.)

[uchihaharlot]

I love your sketches about the Uchihas. I want to ask how a Uchiha men would react if you wanted to break up with them because of their bad habits and attitudes towards you?

You would want to break an Uchiha’s heart?? 😂😂😂 NONNY!!!! Lol, it’s barely five am and I’m laughing a little, in a good way, but this is so sad!! The curse of hatred loves this one simple trick.

I can’t for the life of me think any one of these men were really that flawed — I also am an Uchiha sympathizer, so …. Nothing but heart breaks by the dozen and maybe you were a bit blind!! The gods have spite them all of a sudden, you couldn’t look past just a few small things?? Their attitude towards their home, clan and family are things they won’t ever change for anyone!

I hope you sleep well at night! 😂😭

SFW; super sad Uchiha’s having their heart broken because Nonny here, can’t seem take the bad with the good (sarcastic here, but I can’t stop chuckling).

Madara:

What a bad older brother for putting his baby brother before you! How shameful, you are so so so jealous!! Jealous enough that you can’t seem to deal with it.

‘Didn’t anyone ever tell you blood is thicker than water?’ Those are the last words you ever hear out of Madara’s mouth! He’s entirely indifferent to your break up, in fact… ‘it’s probably best this way…’

Obito:

‘You think I’m too soft?’ When you told him to grow backbone he started to weep. Damn him for worshipping you, praising you and giving a damn about you! (😭🥹😂) Like a fucking dog with its tail between its legs, Obito stuffs his hands in his pockets and just turns heel to leave!! If by this point he hadn’t earned the Mangekyou Sharingan, he certainly did after this!! Will always keep tabs on you, in hopes you will return to him.

Shisui:

‘Is that really how you feel?’ He’s flabbergasted and sad to no end, you can’t stand that he puts the safety of your home before anyone else’s needs. Including yours and his, the village needs strong Shinobi and Shisui is never going to not defend his home with honor (he would die trying!!!). So much for being self sacrificing. He actually thought of jumping off a cliff before Danzo stole his right eye!! Shisui loves you so much!!! His heart is broken, his best friend, Itachi, spends so much time just reaffirming that Shisui is a great man! That he didn’t do anything wrong and you are just a girl, nothing more.

Itachi:

What do you mean he is too absorbed with himself?? He’s a high caliber shinobi!! Sorry sis, I think Itachi is rather unfazed, you didn’t get the reaction you wanted and two weeks later realize what you’re missing. By then he’s found Izumi. Which was always his intented anyway, and thankfully for you teaching him that love may hurt….but the grass is always greener on the other side!

[tozettastone]

So, one of the ideas I was thinking of prior to the fic that is now Deadbeat. was still about a modern OC in the elemental nations and a relationship with Kakuzu, but it was an SI/OC reverse harem soulmate fic. It was way more cracky, too (which is saying something, given what I eventually settled on).

Basically, an OC with Maddie's preloaded avoidant and suspicious personality would arrive in the setting, but instead of the canon setting it would of course be an absurd soulmate au in which I would sort Naruto OC fics by ofc/[character] and see who the top five were she had many, many soulmates.

The idea was that she would be deeply stressed out by this new idea of soulmates, and that she would be like, "So which of these guys can I test the waters with and trust not to make it really, really weird." (She isn't trying this shit out with Itachi, okay. Do you know what happens to people Itachi cares about?)

And then that would be the Kakuzu romance. He simply doesn't know how to participate in an interpersonal attachment, and isn't about to learn now, so the main character could totally absent herself from all emotional soulmate responsibilities. Not all heroes wear capes.