#side D

[dead-wives-tourney]

Round 1 Side D

who is more dead wife?

propaganda:

Portgas D. Ace:

The flashbacks we recently see of his were animated with the dead wife lightning filter.

Be fr he is a big narrative haunter. He causes luffy and in turn the rest of the straw hats to get stronger so they can all fight together and reunite. Otherwise, they would have probably died post timeskip. Wano was basically just a big ace dead wife flashback for both yamato and luffy. Ace is one of the reasons why luffy cares so much about his crew, he wants to protect them because he saw ace die right in front of him, for him!!

he's haunting the narrative, he's the cool and caring older brother, the chaotic gremlin younger brother, the kindest soul in the universe, he's EVERYTHING. just. wano kuni arc

Nicholas D. Wolfwood:

VASH LITERALLY USES HIS HALF OF HIS REMAINING LIFEFORCE IN A BURST OF SHEER GRIEF AFTER WOLFWOOD DIES. WOLFWOOD IS DEPICTEF AFTERWARDS SMILING A TONNE AFTER HIS DEATH IN VASH'S MEMORIES, DESPITE NEVER REALLY SMILING MUCH WHEN HE WAS ALIVE!!! THEY HAD A BOTTLE OF BRIDE AT WOLFWOOD’S DEATH AS CONFETTI FLUTTERED AROUND THEM!?!?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?! CORPSE BRIDE!?!?!?!??!? AT THE ALTAR OF WOLFWOOD'S DEATH!?!?!??

his death was a marriage. he died splitting a bottle of bride brand whiskey with his husband as confetti rained down on them and bells tolled. he is only given one (1) full-body panel after his death but he’s Thought About and his presence is so felt in the narrative. his husband breaks his 200-year-long no-killing rule in order to save the life of the man ww died to protect. alsohe wore an apron in the anime. he’s the deadest wifiest man around

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UNRELIABLE NARRATORS; SIDE D

Narrator of Tell Tale Heart propaganda:

The OG, the meme, he has it all

He is so so so sure that he is not insane because of his high intelligence and planning skills, also his increased sense of hearing is DEFINITELY NOT because he’s insane but because he can just hear well :) yeah he can hear the old man’s heartbeat after he’s dead, what about it? also he is under the impression that killing the old man is justified because he has a weird eye

Marvin propaganda:

this bitch is crazy you can't trust a thing she says!!!! but um seriously he is neurotic and while recounting his childhood everything is wack and doesn't make sense and ummm. Idk the man lies he withholds information (such as names of main characters he deems unworthy or important details) he makes he presents his fantasies like actual canon events (how marvin eats his breakfast, rape of ms goldberg) he tries to convince himself and therefore us that he's straight ummm he's just a little freak and an attention whore and a liar and a fugly slut and i love him. Heart

[howdidiendupshippingthispoll]

Round 1, Bracket 1, Side D, Second poll

Shang Qinghua and Original Shen Qingqiu (Shen Jiu) [Scumplane], The Scum Villain’s Self-Salving System vs Jonah Magnus (Elias Bouchard) and Peter Lukas [LonelyEyes], The Magnus Archives

Story of Scumplane:

I was reading a 300k no-ship fic with Shang Qinghua as the main character and there were a few scenes where some of his disciples assume he and Shen Qingqiu are a thing because Shen Qingqiu actually talks to Shang Qinghua and is civil about it (unheard of), and that put the thought into my head and now I’ve been working on and off on a fic where they DO get together. Tossawary ao3 if you're reading this—

Story of LonelyEyes:

I was reading fics about my favorite ship of the fandom and this one kept appearing as a background joke so I was like sure I don't care about the characters I might as well ship them together. Then, because I was running out of fics, I was willing to read a fic where they were a main ship and my favorite one was in the background and God damn why do I enjoy it so much. Why this stupid joke ship has such great dynamics? Anyway, now they are my favorite ship.

[owldart]

New Miku trend?? Sign me UP

People are drawing Hatsune Miku in some of their culture's most iconic looks and I couldn't resist drawing Tlingit miku!!

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[tired-all-the-time22]

You’ve heard of Everlasting Trio, now get ready for… whatever this is!

(Un-subtitled under the cut)

[darishima]

made a chart of the straw hats' skin tones with the colors being screencapped directly from the episodes, to show how much they've lightened. this is more than just an "artstyle change" or "design evolution" or "just the timeskip" this is blatant racism/colorism. it's fucking ridiculous and i don't understand how toei is continuously getting away with it please reblog btw, i think this is something people should see

[soapbbox]

Ooough I just know op is gonna take Meg to everyone else and elita is gonna be pissed while bee is just OMG HIIII ITS SO NICE TO SEE YOU!!! Bc that's his friend even if he is evil

That’s one of his first ever friends, of course he’s happy to see him!! Continuing from this comic.

[onepiece-polls]

One Piece Crack Ship War - Side D Finals!

Propaganda under the cut.

CrocoRosi:

LOOK people I know everyone is all over Dofuwani and it's great, everyone wants the other brother with crocodile one of the most shipped men I've witnessed in some time but I just think that Corazon and Crocodile is simply one with potential to be ICONIC. Crocodile & Corazon while being opposites in the Sense of what they do (Pirate & Marine respectively) would possibly work together due to Crocodile being a Warlord. I'd imagine the bickering would be quite funny but one of them would need a light for a cigar/cigarette and then they'd just sit there in silence smoking until Corazon eventually lights himself on fire. I could wrack my crazy little brain so much about the potential of these two and I'd think they'd be chaotic yet strangely cute at the same time. So I'd like to shove them into a boat together and let that ship sail my lords, ladies and jesters

everyone has heard of dofuwani or dofladile. the classic villain pairing. but hear me out. crocodile and the OTHER DQ bro. stay with me folks personality-wise, think about the amount of sanity crocodile would retain. rosinante is far quieter, much more pleasant for an introvert to put up with. sure, he can goof off at times, but he can read the room. he can be serious. crocodile can be a little violent and testy, but rosinante’s dealt with it all before. he knows how to either ignore it, or diffuse it. think about the possibilities their relationship could have. crocodile was a warlord. they could have met when rosinante was still a marine, before either of them got tangled up in doflamingo’s schemes. or, maybe crocodile met corazon, doflamingo’s brother and right-hand man. maybe what started as an attempt to piss doflamingo off turned into a night he couldn't forget. what if someone actually showed crocodile some love? what if someone who was drawn to harmful people found himself snared in crocodile’s grasp, too? so many different spins on their relationship it makes me dizzy.

Potential dynamic fascinate me.

Dragodile:

Crocodad

Luffy's divorced dads fr Dragon can't be around sand or else he'll end up taking about his ex to anyone unfortunate enough to be nearby On days that are particularly stormy/windy (if dragon has wether powers) Crocodile is in a mood They long for each other but their past and present complicates things The divorce was definitely messy.

Product of the inexplicably popular fan theory that Crocodile gave birth to Luffy.

Technically a crackship but it has the potential to be the funniest canon ship? X'D

crocomom theory elite. also they both have scaley names.

I'm so goddamn interested in their hypothetical divorce. Arguably, more than their hypothetical relationship.

[dead-wives-tourney]

Round 1 Side D

who is more dead wife?

propaganda:

Hiromitsu Morofushi:

[Contains spoilers for like the last 10-15 years of DetCo story.] Hiromitsu, or Hiro, was Rei Furuya (aka "Toru Amuro")'s childhood friend and classmate at the Tokyo MPD's police academy. Hiro taught Rei everything that makes him popular with the girls, especially cooking and guitar. Eventually, both of them end up working together and infiltrating the Black Organization (the Big Bad of the series). How Hiro becomes Furuya's dead wife is a bit of a tragedy. He was found out by the FBI's undercover agent, Shuichi Akai, who offered him protection. However, someone else from the Organization was about to approach them, so Hiro refused the offer and decided to kill himself instead. Cue Furuya coming up the stairs and seeing his freshly dead best friend with Akai scowling at him. Needless to say, as Furuya thinks Akai was the reason for Hiro's death, he hates the other man's guts.

Akemi Miyano:

Pretty, kind, beloved by pretty much all, shot and left to die in a parking lot! Not only was her death plot relevant, but her death still haunts characters hundreds of episodes later. She died because of the guy she was dating (indirectly) but she's not his dead wife as much as MY dead wife. Basically.

[mod naoto commentary: surprised by not One but Two whole detco submissions]

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UNRELIABLE NARRATORS; SIDE D

Marvin propaganda:

this bitch is crazy you can't trust a thing she says!!!! but um seriously he is neurotic and while recounting his childhood everything is wack and doesn't make sense and ummm. Idk the man lies he withholds information (such as names of main characters he deems unworthy or important details) he makes he presents his fantasies like actual canon events (how marvin eats his breakfast, rape of ms goldberg) he tries to convince himself and therefore us that he's straight ummm he's just a little freak and an attention whore and a liar and a fugly slut and i love him. Heart

Leshy propaganda:

bitchass just wants a dnd game. how does he go about this? by morphing his friends into cards and lying/glossing over stuff to the player

[howdidiendupshippingthispoll]

Round 1, Bracket 2, Side D, Sixth poll

Gus and Mattholumule [Gustholomule], The Owl house vs Berdly and Kris [Berdkris], Deltarune

Story of Gustholomule:

They just seemed kinda toxic (basic bully ship y’know) but I kept seeing cute art and all of a sudden BOOM, I get giddy whenever they’re on screen together. I never finished the show tbh so I dunno what their season 3 dynamic is like but I hope it’s not terrible.

Story of Berdkris:

A mutual reblogged like 12 post of this ship suddenly one day and after reblogging two of them, out of fascination, it started to grow on me really quickly.

This, I believe, is the posts I saw for them chronologically organized, with my progressively more affectionate tags:

First

Second

Third

Fourth

Fifth

Sixth

[steelsuit]

Hello, MrRadio 🎶

[theellipelli]

arent you gonna wake up sometime soon ?