#silly-savvy

[sillysundial]

Eunice doodlez

[ghost-bard]

Love being an arcane warrior in dao i love swinging a giant maul around and being in armour but also casting walking nightmare and horror on my enemies i think swords are cooler but the affect of a maul is funnier than big sword in my opinion. I have like 3 affects (at the minimum) going on at all times and then i do an aoe chug some lyrium just in case and bludgen some guy to death. What.

[pluto-rainstorm]

Ya'know that one tiktok trend "do you think you would've dated me when you were in high-school?" or "younger" or something like that, but think about it with BuckTommy

Buck would post it thinking it's hilarious, it would be a cute photo of them now with the caption and then you swipe to a picture of Tommy looking like this muscular army lad, with stubble, looking very mature...

And then you swipe again to a picture of a baby faced Buck, maybe he has a few pimples, he's a lot shorter and has lighter blonde, shaggy hair and he's holding a skateboard

He'd show Tommy and he would just stare at it like "oh my god..."

[inkmachinx]

my hand slipped and I ended up drawing more for @reel-fear and @/howdy-folks-its-showtime. whoops :3

[mankai-style]

Wow I love Style Savvy: Trendsetters I wish happiness was real

[algrenion]

it's taking everything in me not to post gameplay of Disco Elysium to my personal facebook so i can publicly beg my own mother "Please Read This Video Game, For Me, Your Only Sort-of-Daughter"

[personnotfound]

Y'all keep saying that Jon lied about his age when he didn't? Where does it say he lied? In Mr Spider he says that people are often surprised at how young he is. That isn't lying about your age. People think I'm a decade older than I am all the time. And the wrong gender. Sometimes they even think I work at target! I didn't lie about working at target! I just took my winter coat off after three hours of circling the mall and happened to be wearing red. Jon happens to have greying hair and carries himself like Dracula's less cool shut in cousin.

He's not a liar he's a loser. Get your facts gay.

If you're going to correct me site a source like a proper acedemic. Please. I am on my fifth relisten while I wait for Thursday. I have been specifically listening out for this and I'm on MAG 97 and haven't heard him actually say he LIED.

Martin did lie though for sure. It's Plot that he's a silly goofy little guy who lied on his resume to work at The Paranoia Institute and thus, naturally, got the job.

[tsuchinokoroyale]

If he’s lookin for some thrills, ya hit him with the frills 🐠

[rickallensbarefeet]

[sillysundial]

🌸 Rosiemilla date! 🌼

[sholven]

based off of a convo i had with my friend yesterday

[enamoured-wally]

congratulations you won the ugliest dog award *puts a medal on him*

“Rude!” *slaps your hand away*

[fullsixtyminutes]

consuming hockey media is like an exercise in media literacy cause how did it go from

mitch marner: "we're looked upon as, um, you know, kind of gods here, to be honest"

to mitch marner: i am god

[total-drama-brainrot]

genre savvy total drama contestant who, in their infinite genius, orchestrates their own enemies-to-lovers plotline in an attempt to stay plot relevant enough to make it to the finals.

they spend the first couple of challenges picking out their 'enemy' from the crowd, then approach them quietly to avoid the others' suspicions (and the cameras too) suggesting their plan.

"listen, the two most popular total drama couples? duncney and aleheather. both enemies to lovers, and both couples made it super far into the competition. this is a reality tv show, as long as we're entertaining enough we're guaranteed a spot in the merge at least, and nothing engages the viewers more than a 'will they won't they' dynamic. we'll be ratings gold!"

"alright, but why me? i don't hate you."

"i don't hate you either. in fact, i think you're pretty cool. it doesn't have to be a real rivalry, it's all an act. but if we can keep up the act for long enough, our 'rivalry' can evolve into something more, if you catch my drift. the plotline practically writes itself... plus, it'd be pretty funny to pretend to hate each other, right?"

"hmm. you make a good point. how can you guarantee we'll both make it to the merge?"

"that's down to the network. and, i guess, how well we sell ourselves to the audience. that's why i'm thinking enemies-to-lovers; it's compelling and marketable and people eat it up every time. the execs would never let two of their biggest audience retention generators leave the show too early."

"what about the lovers part? i barely even know you, and you want us to pretend to fall in love?"

"eh, semantics. how hard could it be? holding hands, long romantic walks across the beach. i know how to stage kiss, if that's an issue!"

also the genre savvy character is aroace, but their commitment to the plan overshadows their personal misgivings in faking their enamourment.

[sportystylist]

idk if anyone's claimed npcs for themselves yet but anyways... Detective David is my boyfriend now :) /jk

[black-rose-writings]

We're babysitting my little cousins this weekend (ages 8 and 5), and I am so very grateful for growing up in the early 2000s, because I only had severely restricted access to the internet until I was 12, and the most fucked up thing I did was playing cult with my (of-brand) barbies. I made potions with leaves and flowers and burried little toy figurines in the sandbox, like a normal child.

I did not make anyone around me wonder why the hell is my 5yo cousin clutching a plushie of a character from the "human experiments on orphans" game, who a) is an orphan who was experimented on and b) gets torn in half and then canibalized alive by other human experiment orphans within that game, ya know.