#sir jay

[wasyago]

how is this guy the sneaky one when he literally looks like this

[littleeliza-lotte]

ODYSSEUS TELLING CIRCE “I can’t” AnD PENELOPES MOTIF PLAYING

JAY YOU CANT DO THIS

“She’s my everything, my Penelope.”

PLEASE SIR

[moon7jay]

what the song says-

I would spend the rest of my life between his legs, my throat dedicated to service his cock. The house will be clean, food served, as many children as he wants, legs spread on the bed when he comes home, ass up and face down in the morning, in the shower, in the kitchen, till my cervix is broken, till the furniture reeks of bodily fluids, till the bed breaks, till this pussy aches, till-

[ahalliance]

Antoine, reading chat: “My favourite work/creation on QSMP?” Pomme

[spidey-bie]

I don't remember if anyone has typed out a post on this or not, but what are movie Hobie's canon events are? Especially regarding the whole "a cop close to Spiderman had to die."

We all know Hobie would never mess with cops. SoI find it incredibly hard to believe that he at any point was close to a police officer. So what exactly happened that replaced that? And at what point in Hobie's timeline did this happen? Because there is a possibility (it's such a small possibility like fingers almost touching small) that Hobie was close to a cop as a child that betrayed him.

NO WAIT. What if the cop dying was in a more symbolic sense. The cop betrayed Hobie and now he's "dead" to Hobie.

Also how'd he get bitten? I know how it happened to Comic Hobie however in the movie during his introduction he jokingly glossed over how he was bitten by a spider. Is there something there? I need someone else's thoughts on this before I go crazy.

[darthxdaddi]

FUUUUUCK I NEED HIM. THIS ERA WAS JUST TOO GOOD. THE ARMS? THE COLLAR BONES? OH GOD, I'M LITERALLY ABOUT TO PARISH. HE LOOKS SO DELICIOUS AND BIG AND I NEED HIM BIBLICALLY AND IN THE MOST DISGUSTING WAY EVER.

[heroesriseandfall]

The problem with the “child soldiers” argument against having child heroes is that having all the main characters in the superhero genre be adults would be boring, and also, fiction is the place where young people can fight dragons and I think that’s an important part of storytelling actually.

[hooned]

everybody’s dream guy 💙

[quirkle2]

pronouns are ha/hoo

[issdisgrace]

I want to wine, dine, and 69 this man so badly that it’s not even funny. Like he’s just soooo hot 😩😩😩

[beyszn]

Beyoncé with Rumi & Sir 🥹❤️

[oakendesk]

Sir! Jul 1961

Jay Scott Pike

[evilhorse]

Forsooth, it was a fortunate happenstance!

(All-Star Comics #64)

[fastbreakpoints]

[aume]

[spidey-bie]

Hobie has a spare inhaler for Ansi because he once made her laugh so hard that she started wheezing. But she couldn't find her inhaler so she had to be taken to the medical center at HQ for a breathing treatment.