#siri💕

[lovereadandwrite]

your honor, did you consider that my client was in a silly goofy mood? that he’s liiiiterally bbg ??🥺👉👈

[gregmarriage]

my dad actually becoming cool and letting me invite someone to stay over.

do you think he’d be cool enough to pay for plane tickets, for the someone i want to stay over? 🤔

[monsterrae1]

[elisela]

eliiiiiiiiiii, light of my life, do i spy hockey on your dash

siri, moon of my life, i am in my wild fangirl era, but sadly i do not ship any of them

[edsbacktattoo]

📁

Ivan has a collection of heart-shaped things that he’s found over his years as a pirate. Shells, rocks, sea dollars. His favourite is a tooth that he thinks is heart-shaped (it’s not, but he’s convinced himself that it is. He keeps it in his pocket.)

send me a 📂 and i’ll tell you one of my stupid headcanons

[moonstruckme]

OK so this idea is for like Sirius its the holiday and they’re exchanging gifts well siris gift to her it’s kind of meh not a lot of thought into it. So she freaks out because her gift to Siri is like really personal after she opens up her gift she snatches his away from him and runs(of course he gets her tho) Blah blah blah cute convo turns out he had another gift but was scared to give it to her blah blah blah

Xoxo love you 💕

Thanks for requesting sweetness! I am totally tapped out of gift ideas atm so you'll have to forgive the poor gift choice in this, just imagine them as whatever you like haha

Sirius Black x fem!reader ♡ 1.2k words

“Come on,” you tug Sirius over to your Christmas tree by the wrist, sitting in front of it eagerly. 

“I thought we were going to do gifts after the movie,” Sirius complains, letting you tug him down beside you with a reluctance you know has to be feigned. Sirius loves gifts, giving as well as getting them. You’d been just friends for years, and you’d held back from getting him anything too sappy that might reveal your humiliating mega-crush, but now that you’re dating you’ve finally given yourself permission to get him whatever you like. 

“Oh, don’t bother, I know you want yours already,” you tease, fishing it out from under the tree and setting the box in front of him. The resistance doesn’t completely fade from Sirius’ expression, but he gives you a small smile. 

“Fine, I’ll be generous,” he says. “You can open yours first.” 

You grin at him, leaning over to kiss him on the lips and marveling at the fact that you can. “Thanks! I’m so excited.” 

“I can tell,” he jokes, somewhat quieter than usual. It nettles at something in your nervous system, but you ignore it for now, taking the tissue paper out of the little bag with an enthusiasm you can’t bother to be embarrassed about. 

You peer in, and it’s all you can do to keep the smile plastered on your face when you see what’s inside. “Candies,” you say, imbuing your voice with as much pep as you can manage. “Wow, I’ll be well fed this year. Thanks, Siri!” You can’t stand to stay under his gaze a second longer, swooping in for another kiss. It feels stilted and awkward. 

“They’re your favorites,” he says with a tentative little smile. “I thought I’d better stock you up.” 

“You’re a genius.” You grin, unwrapping one of the candies and popping it in your mouth. “Mm, thank you, honey.” 

“Course.” He looks down at his present, starting to fiddle with the ribbon. “My turn, I guess.” 

Your heart turns to stone, dropping all the way to your stomach with a dull thud. “Actually,” your voice squeaks a bit as you reach forward, taking your gift back, “I think I gave you the wrong one.” You start looking under the tree, trying to find a replacement that won’t be too sorely missed. 

Sirius brow puckers. “Really? It had my name on it.” 

“No, I think this one is for Mary—”

“Babe, I saw my name right there.” He leans over you, taking the present from where you’ve stowed it in your lap. “See? Right on the top.” 

Your blood rushes in your ears, which is ridiculous, this is Sirius, you’ve known him for years, you shouldn’t be nervous around him—but fuck, how can you really be sure you know each other at all after what he just gave you? If he’s expecting something similar, you’re about to be so mortified. “I think that might have been a mix-up,” you say weakly. “I’m pretty sure yours has someone else’s name on it too—”

“Hey,” Sirius seizes your wrist when you grab for the gift again, holding it protectively to his chest, “what’s wrong with you? I know you didn’t mix up the names, sweetheart.” You strain against his grip for a few moments, but Sirius is surprisingly strong when he decides to be. It’s little effort for him to keep you at bay. He gives you a hard look. “What’s going on?” 

“I just…” You give up your attempts to steal the gift back, but you can’t look at him. You gnaw at your lip. “I’m sorry, I might have gone a bit overboard. It’s…you can open it, just, sorry.” 

Sirius' features soften, but he’s quiet, wary as he peels off the wrapping paper. Your heart climbs back up your throat when he opens the box. For a horrifying second, he’s frozen, but then his hand dips into the box and emerges with your gift, holding it all too delicately. 

“Baby,” his voice is barely more than a whisper as he admires the small clay ornament, a likeness of his animagus form. “Where did you get this?” 

“I made it,” you admit, shoulders gravitating towards your ears. “I couldn’t find one that looked right in the stores, so…”

“You made it?” Sirius sounds awed. “Fuck, it’s amazing.” His eyes move to yours, still holding your gift suspended in the air between you. “Thank you, sweetheart. I love it.” 

It’s like someone’s been inflating a balloon in your chest and has just finally let it deflate. You can breathe again. “I’m really glad,” you say, and your smile may not be huge but at least it’s not faked. “I was worried it was too much.” 

“No, this is perfect.” Sirius places the ornament back in its box with heartbreaking care, giving you a sad look. “Fuck, I’m an ass.” 

“No, you’re not—” you start automatically, but he cuts you off. 

“I am. I’m a total coward, too. I’m so sorry, doll, I just—I freaked out.” He puts a hand in his hair, fingers curling in the dark locks. “I have a better gift for you, just one second.” 

He stands, leaving you in confused silence. You hear something rustling by the entryway of your flat, and then Sirius comes back a second later with a nicely wrapped box. 

“What’s this?” you ask when he sets it in your lap. 

“Your real present.” Sirius seems almost bashful, looking down as he gets situated on the floor again. “Go on, open it.” 

You almost don’t want to destroy the wrappings on this gift, clearly done with much more care than the first, but you take the paper off bit by bit, opening the top of the box. 

“Sirius,” you breathe. “Honey, what is all this?”

“It’s, uh, it’s just stuff from our first few dates.” You look up, and he’s playing with his rings. “Pictures, receipts, ticket stubs, shit like that. I know you’re a sap for that stuff, so.” 

“I’m a sap?” Laughter comes fizzing up out of you despite the tears blurring your vision. “You’re the one who collected it all!”

“Oh, technicalities, I only—hey.” He finally meets your eyes, noticing your state. “Hey, don’t cry. Shit, I knew this would happen. I should have stuck with the candy.” 

“I don’t understand,” you warble as he chases determinedly after your tears with painfully gentle fingers. “Why were there two?” 

Sirius sighs, pressing an apologetic kiss to your cheek. “Like I said, I freaked out. I was planning on giving you this, but on the way over I started thinking about how we haven’t been dating that long, and maybe it was too soon for something so…relationship-y, you know? So I panicked and bought a bunch of candy at the store.” 

You’re laughing by the end of it, shoulders shaking with amusement even as tears continue to dribble down your face. Sirius coos and kisses them away. 

“I guess I am a sap,” you say cheerily. “I never even thought about if my gift would be weird.” 

“Not until I made you,” Sirius groans, pulling you in for a hug. “Pretty sure that doesn’t make you a sap so much as it makes me an idiot, sweetheart. I’m sorry.” 

“Don’t be.” You smile into his shoulder, curling your fingers into the material of his shirt. “We both got to give our sappy gifts, and if the apocalypse goes down, I’ve got enough candy to last through New Years’.” 

[kquil]

🍪 : cookie with Siri and giving their baby a bath. Like sitting in the tub together and bathing the baby 😭💕

A/N : this is a mini series and Remus's version is on the way i promise! (thank you for requesting a whole mini series of this adorable scenario, my lovely (ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)) this one is a little angsty but still fluffy ٩( ^ᴗ^ )۶

Sirius isn’t used to a loving family, nor is he used to engaging in fun family activities together; it wasn’t a concept that he was used to. So when you suggested taking a bath together with your baby, he was stunned but definitely up for for giving it a try. 

“I-Isn’t this a little bizarre, doll?” Sirius asks, embarrassed as he watches you undress before him despite his preceding playboy reputation at Hogwarts. 

“Not at all, Siri,” you giggle and bring your daughter into your arms as you step into the bath, sinking down to sit in between his outstretched legs as his arms sit atop the bath’s surrounding edges, “and besides, it’ll help Aurelie with her bath phobia,”

“She has a phobia?” Sirius’s brows immediately furrow as his worried gaze affixes onto his pouting, teary-eyed daughter, who's being more fussy than usual. How has he not noticed before?

“Yeah,” you muse sadly, cooing at your daughter and kissing her temple comfortingly, “she’s always fussy when it comes to baths so I thought that maybe if we sit with her, she’ll learn to like it,”

Sirius sighs in disappointment, “I’m a bad father…” his face turns sour as he thinks about his own upbringing and how his parents’ mistreatment of him is now affecting him as a father and, therefore, his beloved daughter too. 

“I know what you’re thinking and you need to stop it right now Sirius,” your voice is firm and strict as you turn his chin to look him in the eye. There’s anger, sadness, guilt and disappointment in his grey eyes, a whirlpool of tormented emotions still haunting him, “you’re working so hard providing for us so it’s okay for you to miss out on Aurelie’s bath times so you can rest,” 

“But-”

“None of that-”

“Wahhhhh!” your daughter’s shrill cry breaks your moment and you both turn to tend to her discomfort. 

“What’s wrong, princess?” Sirius coos, his soothing voice and the familiar touch of his hand against her tiny back immediately having an effect on her.

Observant as ever, you spot the problem instantly and lean your head against your husband’s shoulder so you could whisper to him, “she probably saw your distress and got worried for you too. Maybe she thinks you both share a fear of baths,” you giggle and shuffle yourself and your daughter closer to your husband, “lets show her that there’s nothing to fear,”

Smiling warmly, the earlier negative thoughts long forgotten, Sirius coos at his daughter, “don’t be frightened baby,” he creates small waves in the water with his hand. He then presses his fingers together and lifts a small cup of water up to cascade over his daughter’s small shoulders and back, “see? It’s safe, you’re safe,”

“Daddy will keep us safe and happy, darling,” you coo and kiss her cheek as Sirius kisses her other cheek, “we can relax when Daddy’s around,” it takes a little more convincing but Aurelie finally seems to be comfortable enough with the water to splash it with her tiny hands and squeal in delight. 

“Good girl, see? All safe~” Sirius coos, expression warm and so full of love as he looks adoringly at the manifestation of his and your love ⏤ his perfect little princess. 

“Good job, Daddy,” you coo and kiss his jawline, feeling his cheeks round into a smile before he turns and kisses your temple.

"Je t'aime tellement,"

TRANSLATION ⏤Je t'aime tellement : I love you so much

1K MILESTONE EVENT | NAVI.

[jtargaryen18]

Queen J! It’s been a minute. Quick! What’s the first spicy thot about Curtis that pops into your mind? The hoes need to know! 😘

Oh man, this is a good one. Thank you 😨🥵🔥

Ever since Curtis and the survivors found their village and finally fought off the front end passengers to get to a more stable, peaceful time, he's had a lot more free time on his hands. It took a little adjusting because usually, his mind was several steps ahead, focusing on survival, on his girl, their new baby daughter, Tanya.

Now, without that, he has time to just live life. Isn't that new? And a big part of his life is his girl. Two things in particular make him lose his mind these days.

TW: We're going to get a little sexually explicit here...

The first one is watching her nurse their daughter. Nursing is just a human function. Mothers did that on the train in the 17 years he was on it. But when it's her doing it? Her breasts are just so beautiful right now and he tries not to make it obvious he's watching the entire time, finding excuses to be in the room. He's mostly successful. It's just that later, after their baby is in her bed, and it's time for them to go to bed, he knows her breasts are so sensitive after that. He plays with them carefully with his lips and tongue knowing what it does to her libido. He'll sneak a taste here and there, but that's not his objective. The milk is for their daughter. It's the way she twists against him when he plays with her nipples, wanting more. It's the way her thighs will clamp around his, the way her hands will grab for him. Wordlessly, she's begging for him to fuck her raw and he will, but he makes her wait just to drag it out. He wants her to be at the point of frenzy, wild for him.

The other? Curtis loves almost getting caught. It started with the first harvest your community had, a beautiful early fall night. It was a little colder than usual because the environment is still trying to right itself.

You'd simply been bringing a pitcher into the house to refill it with the spicy tea you and Yona had made. Curtis waited for you there.

"You've got to be quiet," he says, pinning her to the wall on the other side of the kitchen where people have been wandering through all evening. He'll take a knee, haul up her dress and pull off her panties. He'll get his mouth on her, the taste of her his favorite flavor, and he'll eat her out against the wall she's fretting above him, wide-eyed and shaking, worried someone will see. But not worried enough to make him stop.

Once he's brought her off that way, he'll fuck her quickly against the wall. One leg hoisted over his hip and he'll take her fast and greedy. His girl struggles being quiet while he fucks her. She'll try covering her mouth with her hands and he thinks it's so cute. But if he covers her mouth with his hand, takes her a little roughly, she soaks his cock as he drives into her. She doesn't last long. Between anxiety over being caught and the fact that she loves when he dominates her brings her off a second time. Sometimes a third. He'll stuff her panties in his pocket when they're done.

It leaves her a shaking mess who needs to get back to their friends, their guests. He loves the idea of her walking around the party for the rest of the night with his come on her thighs. Knowing she feels him the entire time.

***Siri is a bad, bad influence and one of my favorite people here. Ever. HUGS. 💕💕💕

This Curtis and his girl are from Out of Darkness which has a new chapter coming in the next couple of weeks.

[loving-and-dreaming]

Can you write a little something about Sirius walking in on you cuddled in his sweater please?

I truly hope you like this 💕💕 I tried my best. It’s my first one in awhile 😅

When Sirius got back to their shared flat, he thought nothing was out of the ordinary. Living with two guys and his girlfriend there is always bound to be noise, especially with his girl. He knows how much silence bothers you so the soft music coming from the record player in his room raised no red flags. However, what did make him curious was the lack of voices singing along. You and James are notorious for belting whatever song is playing at the top of your lungs. Siri brushed it off as if you must have your nose buried in a book.

He sets his legs in the trey, his shoes on the rack(if he didn’t he knows you and Moony would be at his throat). “Sweetheart, I’m home!” No one answers, typically he will get a cheeky answer from James or you running to get your daily dose of hugs. “James?” Still no answer. Looking at the shoe rack he sees James's running shoes nowhere to be found. Well, that answers that question, but your shoes and keys are in place. That leads him to explore the flat. He checks the living room, kitchen, bathroom, nothing. His last stop is y’all’s shared room.

At first glance, he didn’t see anything, but as he looked closer he noticed a lump on the bed. He sniggered, it’s just like his baby to nap. Moving slowly to the bed he notices the blanket slipping off and you clutching his pillow. What he sees next however baffles him. You are all snuggled into your sweatshirt but upon closer inspection, it’s his sweatshirt. The one toy claimed to have no idea where it went, the one he lost last week. Well, it looks like he didn’t lose it as much as you snatched it up. How on earth did he miss this? Y’all live together, how did he miss it?

Laughing to himself, he cannot find it in himself to get upset when you look all cute like that. Hair all over the place clutching his pillow while burrowing farther into his sweatshirt.

Sirius gets up takes his pants off and hits his shirt while carefully climbing in behind you. “Wha? Siri? You’re home?” You turn around and squint at him.

“Yes, Sweet girl. It’s me. Go back to sleep, I could use a nice nap.”

“Mmmm okay, Siri. I love you.” You close your eyes and snuggle closer to your love.

“I love you too sweet girl, and thank you for finding my sweatshirt.” You must have already fallen asleep because normally you would have sassed him back. He presses a tiny kiss to your forehead and closes his eyes, finally able to relax into the arms of his love.

[treadsoftlyasyougo]

Babe wake up, new saga just dropped. And here are my feelings about the Ithaca saga (tried minimize spoilers and just go off vibes but still tagging spoilers to be safe):

The Challenge: literally SO beautiful. What an amazing song to open this saga

Hold Them Down: I’ve been waiting for this song and Odysseus (and Get In The Water) for months and they’re all just so equally haunting

Odysseus:

First half reaction: OOOHHHHH badass man!!! “No.” Hello???

Second half reaction: OOOHHHHHHHH OH SHIT OH DAMN OHHHH

I Can’t Help But Wonder: 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭

(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ ) (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ ) (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )😢😔😞💓💘💖🩷💞💕[siri find me ever sob and heart emoji in existence] and at the end oooooohhhh 🫂

Would You Fall In Love With Me Again: I’m not weeping shit up, YOU’RE weeping. (I say, you know, like a liar.) 😭😭😭🌲🛏️😭😭😭 You’re honor they’re SO in love.

BABE WAKE UP ODYSSEUS IS HOME

[rosierofraveclaw]

Heyo! Pandora here!

House: Ravenclaw 16 years old

Friends:

Sev ✨ he’s fun? - @that-awful-boy Batty 😁 best Ravenclaw ever - @killerbeecj Evan ❤️ my twin - @evanrosethorn Reggie, sweetie 🤍- @why-am-i-the-one-drowning Dorcas 💚 bestieeee - @dorcas-mead0ws Emmie 🫶🏻 - @vance-let Siri, Reggie’s older brother - @br1ghtest---star Remu 🙏🏻 the smartest one honestly - @wolf-j-wolf Peter ☺️ drama boy - @number-one-secret-keeper Jamie ❤️😡 hurt Reggie and you die - @deer-prongs Xeno 🤪 just as delulu as me - @xeno-phil-i-us Alice 🙃 hey sweetie - @uhm-alice-who Lilypad 🫶🏻❣️ - @lilyofthehills Cissa 🤍 Reggie’s cousin - @liketheoneinlovewithareflection Mary ❤️🤍 - @call-me-hot-not-pretty Marlene 💕 Marls - @chaosqueenmarls

Ooc: m also Emmeline btw!

My main is @kitkat-moon

[tortoisebore]

Hi!! Okay I don’t know if you still check your messages on tumblr but I just wanted to say that I LOVE LOVE sharpshooter with my whole heart. It is hands down my favorite wolfstar fanfic of all time, and I have read Cadence, ATYD, black mass, etc. Don’t get me wrong I ADORE those wolfstar fics with my whole heart and I adore those authors but in my mind you have completely captured Sirius and Remus completely and utterly perfectly in Sharpshooter. I found your fic actually on a tik tok that was just recommending a lot of random wolfstar fics. I was a little skeptical of basketball player Remus (because in my mind he is the biggest nerd of all time) but him and Sirius in that fic stole my heart. Genuinely your writing is next level and I think I highlighted 85% of the fic because that’s how much I adored it!! The part where Siris Facetimes Marlene to ask a fashion question and she’s like “bitch is that my jacket!?” Or shirt I can’t remember off the top of my head but that was GOLDEN haha or when Remus starts to call Sirius little nicknames like babe, baby, honey, and he’s all embarrassed BUT SIRIUS IS OBSESSED!? My kryptonite is Remus calling Sirius baby. Anyway I know this is a lot but I just had to tell you myself how much I adored this fic and to PLEASE write more. I need more of your work and I need more of your Sirius and Remus.

Also do you have any personal favorite wolfstar fics recs ? I feel like a lot of authors in their fics will tag their favorite wolfstar fics or ones that inspired them and I would love to know which fics you have read of wolfstar that you ADORE as much as I adore yours. Anyway sorry for being so long that’s all. 

OF COURSE i still check my tumblr messages and asks omg these are my second favorite kinds of notifications to get (only after ao3 comments obvi)

i’m so glad you enjoyed the fic and i can’t wait to start sharing the sequel soon-ish! i really think you’ll like it 💕💕 lots more of remus calling sirius baby hehehe ✨✨✨

i’ve talked a lottttt about my favorite fics here lmaooo but i feel like the ones i mention most are blends/names, impossible things, hard to find, liebestraum, and @kaaaaaaarf’s museum fic back when we were dinosaurs <3

[comebackali]

Jedi Quest The Changing of the Guards. We are already starting out STRONG with Obi-wan watching Anakin be annoyed by senate bureaucracy:

(& being impressed with him, noting his growth, saying he’s a MAN now 💕)

vs. Obi-wan watching Siri be annoyed at senate bureaucracy:

Whelp there it is:

[angelgoeslewd]

siri play “playlist for ignoring my yandere boyfriends murderistic tendencies and drowning out the screams” 💕

[aeligsido]

Fuck marry kill... Siris, Remus, James 🤭

Thanks for the ask! 💕

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Well now that's just mean :C

Okay so,,, kill James bc he's already dead (oopsie); fuck Remus bc i don't want him to run away on me; marry Sirius bc i think it'll be fun. Not sure he'll want me though.

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ask game here.

[hisui-dreamer]

👀👀👀 you can't blame me he barged in and demanded i draw his likeness to remind you of him

HII RINNA 🫶

hi millie!!!

a gift for u hehe