#sirimont

[del-stars]

thoughts on sirimont

sirius black having a weird relationship with the only father figure in his life who has shown him actual admiration.... oh i'm sure!

i just love the idea of delusional sirius staying w the potters that first summer when he's sixteen wearing tiny little shorts and thinking he's having his cmbyn summer... he's not. it's all in his head. monty is no picking up on it At All. like sirius is lounging in his itty bitty shorts no shirt in their garden and monty comes along and is. naturally not physically attracted to the abused traumatised 16 year old boy he has recently nursed back to health and adopted. so he's like hey son can i offer you some water or juice or perhaps cut fruit? and sirius is like hnnnnnnggjkfjdljdskl he wants me sooooooo badddd

he grows out of it in a couple summers bc that is Father fr and also he <3s euphemia potter but he does fuck several older men and they don't not look like fleamont

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

fleamont buzzing sirius' hair. sirius is hazy eyed and ill, just looking up at fleamont because every time he looks in the mirror he sees his mother. fleamont's warm, large hand holding his head. in the end he'll say "you're still gorgeous" and sirius will feel something he's not supposed to

[loserboyfriendrjl]

omg i just returned from the doctor and i only have 5 days to live and the only cure is that you give me sirimont hcs ASAP!!! 😭😭 please help me in these trying times and provide me with porn i mean medicine

OH NO!!! anyways here’s your cure

it basically started with sirius flirting with fleamont for fun and at some point he point started indulging him too, which low-key made sirius freak out over it

sirius has a thing for authority figures

there’s an age gap, (obviously), and fleamont is aware of it in a way sirius isn’t and will never be. he tells himself it’s inappropriate, that he’s too old for him, but then sirius grins in that way that makes him feel young again

fleamont tries to give him life advice – half the time, sirius actually listens and the other half, he does the exact opposite just to be difficult

fleamont doesn’t do pda, but sirius lives for pushing boundaries, just to see a reaction. if fleamont gives him it—like a subtle clearing of the throat—sirius considers it a win (fleamont is usually too composed to give him one but every now and then, he’ll get a rare, sharp look—something unreadable but intense—and it drives sirius absolutely crazy)

euphemia can know (sirimontmia??) or not whichever floats your boat

when sirius starts picking fights just because, fleamont looks at him, calm and unimpressed, and says, “are you done?” it infuriates sirius (he could be on his knees for this man in seconds)

sirius once saw fleamont roll up his sleeves, and it was over for him

they fuck nasty

james absolutely loses it when he finds out

[albi-bumblebee]

Sirius Black/Fleamont Potter moodboard!!! (inspired by CMBYN)

[enbysiriusblack]

You asked for rarepair ships, so.. may I suggest:

- Remus x Kingsley

- Tonks x Kingsley

- Sirius x Monty

- Peter x Sybill

:-))

remus/kingsley

tonks/kingsley

sirius/fleamont

peter/sybill

[vulcajes]

was just reminded of housewife sirius. hi im asking about her again x

Hi, she's well <3

Her husband just bought her a new car because she made breakfast (it was very hard for her). She's hosting a dinner party with all her friends to show off how glamorous and perfect her life is. She's planning her summer holiday to Monaco with her beloved husband and has a whole week carved out to go shopping for clothes (Monty coming along to carry the bags of course).

She has started a weekly girls meeting at her house with all her fellow housewives and they do yoga and pilates and drink wine together <3 she loves hearing them complain about their husbands and saying "well, my Monty would never..."

[soleillov]

the first cock that Sirius sucked was Fleamont's. just facts im sorry.

[your-favourite-yapper]

sirimont ?

STOP I WAS THINKING OF THAT MEME BUT I COULDNT FIND IT OMIGODDD

[del-stars]

do u believe in sirmont propoganda

i am not immune to sirmont propoganda... sirius wants his older father figure biblically and in other breaking news water is wet

i dont think it's ever mutually reciprocated tbh i reallyyyy do not think he would cross that line but it is indeed possible that he would experience Impure Thoughts and sirius is nawtttttt helping the rumors but wearing his slinky little t shirts and batting his eyelashes. sirius my bestie my shayla is like well. older man who cares for me. must want to f*ck me. literally has to. no other reason he's being this nice to me

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

james' first interaction w orion he almost punches orion in the face sirius' first interaction w fleamont he almost asks if he could suck fleamont's dick okay anyway

[loserboyfriendrjl]

some sirimont hcs for the soul

okay so we know sirius likes fucking old men okay rught he has a dilf kink it’s okay we love him either way

bonus points for fleamont for james is almost identical to his father and he sees james in fleamont and that is lowkey yummy dare i say

bonus points for fleamont because he was the first older man who actually treated sirius with respect and gently and like he was an actual human being not a body/not an ornament in a pureblooded society

bonus points for fleamont and his biceps

and his salt and pepper hair

and his crooked nose

and basically everything about him

when sirius moved in with the potters he was absolutely enamoured with fleamont and tried not trailing after him like a lost puppy because that would be too obvious but it was also painfully obvious how he eyefucked him during basically everything interaction between them

sirius is trying his best not to fuck his best mate’s father but it’s a hard mission (god gives his toughest battles to his hardest soldiers or something along those lines don’t bite the hand that fingers you wtv)

fleamont spoils him rotten; he bought sirius his bike and sirius almost got down on his knees to shd right here and there

they have moments together — fleamont listening to sirius talk about his motorbike, sirius watching over fleamont’s shoulder as he works on potions — and sirius is genuinely fascinated by this older man

and js very down bad for him

[vaishu08]

Hehe🎀

My Top 3 current ships:

1) prongsfoot

2) jilypad

3) Sirimont (guilty 😔🤭)

@solarissuns @mrstellmeafuckingsecret

in the spirit of valentine's day, reblog with your top 3 ships platonic or romantic any fandom and tag your friends!!

starting it with some np tags @pandasroses @siriusblack-the-third @siriusblackdevotee @airened @louisthiccsexyglitteryass @gods-favorite-cl0wnboy @warblogs17282 @mrstellmeafuckingsecret @visenyav @mmadwhy @stupendousfancypants @your-favourite-yapper + open tags for anyone who wants

top 3 rn !!! timebomb mizisua hyuluka <3

my wives right there yall

[albi-bumblebee]

Sirius: *staring at Fleamont* James: why are you staring at dati? Sirius: its just nice to know that you'll age like fine wine James:…

Fleamont: *winks at Sirius* James: *jaw drops*

[vulcajes]

you can't mention therapist monty x patient sirius and not give me 500k words of it

Okay okay okay let me cook (this is a muggle au where James and Sirius never met)

Student!Sirius finally deciding to go to therapy once he escapes his family and starts university

His issues? God complex, inferiority complex, daddy issues, mommy issues, etc etc. Literally everything under the sun.

Seasoned therapist!Monty who takes on Sirius and is like "oh shit this bitch broken"

Sirius who didn't expect to want to fuck his therapist but tries to keep it to himself

Monty who also didn't expect to want to fuck his patient but knows not to act on it

Sirius meets James and doesn't know he's Monty's son. Starts immediately attaching himself to him (James is just a younger Monty let's be fr)

Sirius copes with his trauma and any probing from Monty by flirting. They are holding on to the edge of their seats.

Sirius goes hard with the flirting and they end up making good use of the couch 🤭

Sirius practically starts living with Monty (who is deeply conflicted by it all) and finds out his best friend is his therapist boyfriend's son

Absolute carnage, as you can expect.

Very awkward family dinners!

Sirius goes Full Sub (tm) for Monty, I fear

(Do I write this... maybe just a 5-10 chapter long fic? Perhaps?)

[your-favourite-yapper]

Hi What Are Your Thoughts On Sirimont

v cunty bc sirius likes older men w big dicks nd fleamon5 is an older w a big dick (nd wallet) but it's df from all the other srs x older man ships bc srs acc does care abt fleamont nd lives their bamter and doing the crossword tghtr in the mornings.

This ship is the only ship I can gen see srs being a proper housewife sugar baby and like a sub nd bottom (?)Srs probably wld love to have a threesome w james nd fleamont

Just v cute age gap rln that doesn't end in suicide from siriuss part

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

jegulus happens and sirius says okay and hooks up with fleamont instead. james cries. regulus kills himself. sirius gets railed. fleamont is unaware of what's happening.