#skipper and gilligan

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Gilligan's Island - TV Guide, June 11-17, 1966

[pulpsandcomics2]

The wreck of the Minnow

[warrenwaskilledbyadeer]

Lines from Gilligan's Island that live in my head rent-free on a weekly if not daily basis even when I'm not actively watching the show:

• *shoots the gun* "HALT or I'll SHOOT- oh hi Skipper!"

• "I just want an eensy, weensy piece of rope"

"How big is this eensy, weensy piece of rope?"

"6 feet"

• "Hi Gillig-"

"NO NO NO NO NO NO-"

• "Need more magic POWDER!"

• "Remember Gilligan, mum's the word"

"Hello Gilligan!"

"Mum"

"Don't be ridiculous, Gilligan, I'm not your mum!"

• "But Skipper I can't be on camera because if I'm on camera the whole world is gonna see it and if the whole world sees it then the whole United States is gonna see it and if the whole United States sees it then my hometown is gonna see it and if my hometown sees it then my brother is gonna see it and if my brother sees it, he'll punch me 'cause I'm wearing his shirt"

• "But before you go I have a little something for you"

"A chrysanthemum?"

"No, a .45 chrysanthemum"

• "I WON'T BE YOUR PUPPET I WON'T BE YOUR PUPPET"

• "If I'm not telling the truth may lightning strike!"

*lightning strikes just then*

• "What am I thinking about now, Gilligan?"

"You're thinking about a Hawaiian girl in a grass skirt- *disgusted* oh, Skipper!!"

• "FREEEESH FIIISH"

• *in a bad Dracula voice* "Hello, I am the VAMpire"

• "We don't have an alcove, you SHNOOK"

• "Crossing the English Channel was devilishly hard you see, it was take one step and come up for air and then take another step and come up for air-"

• "Don't I get a tip?"

"How much does 1+1 make, kid?"

*holds up two fingers* "Two?"

*sticks a cigar in between his fingers*

• every song from the Hamlet episode but particularly the Toreador March ("Neither a borrower nor a lender be" etc.)

• and of course just the way Gilligan says "SKIP-PEEEEEEER!" and "PROFESSOOOOOR!"

[goofyjelly]

These Kens are castaways ✨✨✨

[angels-in-overcoats]

Fellas, is it gay to call your first mate Little Buddy?

[ourrobotculture]

Gilligan and the Skipper

[lonelinessfollowsme]

[flight-to-mars]

At a tiki convention in Scottsdale, Arizona and just got on the elevator with these guys...oh dear, hope I make it to the lobby...

[nepalsaysrawr]

Oh noes!!! Gilligan and the Skipper have turned into fish creatures with the Innsmouth Look! Blub blub blub blub!

[avaganda]

[stastrodome]

Tony and Christopher are a classic comedy dyad (Laurel and Hardy, Skipper and Gilligan, David Spade and Chris Farley) thrown into the violent tropes about loyalty and family of American gangster movies. The story should have played out like Henry IV where Christopher (Prince Hal) is actually biding his time with "picayune shit" and the likes of Tony (Falstaff) because he has his sights on a thing people assume he is too unserious to know about.

[translitsupplement]

[oskarlevant]

[warrenwaskilledbyadeer]

The Skipper being Gilligan's dad gives me life

[angels-in-overcoats]

Absolutely obsessed with the theory my boyfriend and I came up with that Gilligan is effectively useless as a first mate so the only reason we can deduce as to why the Skipper keeps him around is because he's his boy toy who gives amazing head

[joeyfmisfit]

Ginger or Mary Ann…that is the question.