#slash joke. or whatever

[renemesis]

Sorry for being mean everyone. It's my joke as an asexual to give everyone a good reason to be aphobic o7

[farewell-in-veil]

need everypne who draws me when my horns got cut off to die immediately

[vortahoney]

I am fully prepared to excuse any and all actions taken by the ratgrinders because they are a group of teens whose worst traits are being preyed upon and who are treated as expendable puppets by a much older man. And also because this is all one guy sitting at a table making different voices at his friends so it’s not all THAT serious is it.

[mitskijamie]

Roy obviously knows that Jamie admires/respects/looks up to him but I like to think there's some part of him that wants Jamie to think he's like. Cool. On some level he's just a middle aged man who peaked in his 20s and craves validation from his cool gen Z coworker. I'm not like a regular coach I'm a Cool coach

[alonetogether]

[codgod]

every time you draw qmariana with top surgery scars an angel dies

[s0ap-bubbles]

Klavier Gavin is actually the David Bowie of his generation in the ace attorney universe but in the way he definitely slept with Daryan’s mum like Bowie slept with slash from guns n roses’ mum

[boyfhee]

for my new tags i need all my moots to comment their bias pleek

[hajihiko]

Idk dude I think the abstract of "general atrocities committed in the past" and "hey remember the super messed up amputee porn comic" is actually two different veins

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

eugehhdhfhf i dont think founder designs should be young trying to be hot people. make them old that damn company was invented in like 19 something i think

[heart-bones]

"....Bruce Wayne is the Batman??? ...unsurprising - if only since ...it is not so much a thing learned...as a thing remembered."

I've been ping-ponging the idea of a Frankenstein inspired Talon!Dick fic, but I need to read more Court of Owls things to feel confident in writing it. In any case, this scene would not quit, so I drew it instead ♡

[rubye402]

So far this pride month I haven't seen it, but if I see literally anyone post, even as a joke, Wheat//ley being homo//phobic, they WILL be shot on sight. Not even by turrets. By me. Personally.

[train-fans-anonymous]

Spreading the Tankor brainrot

[tyrannuspitch]

⚠ parasocialism check ⚠

have YOU been spending minutes of your precious life on affection or, god forbid, sympathy for a blond man who went to eton? have YOU found yourself entertaining for even a second the idea of a sweet, intelligent, marketable tom hiddleston who shares your precise fandom opinions and grudges but simply cannot say so because of his noble professionalism and the tyranny of His Contract?

it's not too late! get out now! here are some alternative tom hiddlestons to imagine to purge the poison from your brain:

tom hiddleston who secretly loathes playing loki and is trying his damnedest to sabotage the character for good, arthur-conan-doyle-style. "i hate this stupid gay character," he whispers to himself, staring haggardly in a hotel mirror at 3am, "but i got credited as an executive producer on that last shitshow and they STILL think i'm their martyred muse. what will it TAKE to get these fucking emos to leave me alone"

tom hiddleston who sincerely believes taylor swift was and is the love of his life and has never been the same since

tom hiddleston who was having a torrid affair with a key member of marvel's hair and makeup department and got blacklisted by the whole industry for breaking their heart. he had to find his own wig in a fancy dress shop twenty minutes before thor: ragnarok started rolling. he'll never look good on screen again

tom "no thoughts head empty" hiddleston. if you read his mind at any given time it's just a really old tape of shakespeare's complete sonnets playing on an infinite loop. (with 1950s nasality) ah! wherefore with infection should he- hm? superheroes? oh yes i love them

tom hiddleston who found out his wife was having a baby and immediately did the stock photo businessman-throwing-his-phone-into-the-sea thing. everything he's done since has been the acting equivalent of colin firth in mamma mia 2 refusing to close his Big Business Deal so he can do disco karaoke at his daughter's wedding. "corporate synergy"? "cinematic universe"? none of this means anything, kevin. i'm a DAD!!!!!

[s1lly-gh02tz]

Man my mom has joked about me cutting myself twice in like a month. Every time she does I laugh awkwardly and give her the lead paint stare. Like bru what am I suppose to say to that

[asanjou]

wanted to draw for fun this evening after finishing some graphics work i had but i wasn't feeling it so basically im thinking i might never feel motivated to draw ever again and it's so over for me