#slav stuff

[zhimaqiu]

I saw some art from Castlevania not knowing it's Castlevania and I thought they made Ogniem i Mieczem anime. What a banger that would be

[lynxgriffin]

If you're still doing requests and wanted to of course, would you perhaps draw Kris trying to teach Susie to dance for the school dance with Noelle and it going about as well as can be expected? :)

Come on Susie, just do a pirouette! Not like it's hard! (And that's totally what you do at a school dance, right?)

[katsutacle]

Enough slav from me have a silly

[cringelordofchaos]

m becoming obsessed w Slavic memes

[paperback-rascal]

I literally found you and your art 3 minutes ago and I am ready to explode, it's so good and making bad batch x slavic culture crossovers? Magnificient, world-stopping, breathtaking.

I do have an idea for a piece of art if you are interested?

Clone troopers dancing belgijka and just having fun like kids during bal gimnazjalny haha or if you want something more traditional, maybe polonez? Or even clones pairing up with their jedi generals for a dance? Or even folk dance?

I am so glad I found your account!

Thank you for your kind words!

The prompts sounds interesting! Especially a bit of clones and Jedi dancing Polonaise because that would imply the Republic has a space!Studniówka (thus by extension... also a space!Matura exam)!

I can't promise you anything, but I'll have that prompt at the back of my mind and maybe one day if I have good enough idea I'll draw it.

In the meantime...

... have Wrecker and Crosshair eat pierogi!

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[cienie-isengardu]

Personal Headcanon for alchol tolerance of the boys.

Bi-Han and Kuai: Zero alcohol tolerance. Cyromancers and alchol don't mix.

Smoke: Medium tolerance. He can take a few but he'll end up on the floor if he drinks too much.

Sektor : Does not drink because it fucks with his ability to operate normally. Hates the taste so good luck getting him to drink.

Cyrax: High alcohol tolerance surprisingly but you won't know because he doesn't drink often. Is definitely the one who drives everyone back assuming Sektor doesn't feel like it.

It seems we have a similar idea for Sektor, as the one that doesn’t mix well with alcohol (I like to imagine the alcohol makes him too emotional and thus vulnerable which is why he hates it so much, beside the general low tolerance to begin with).

However, my personal headcanon about Bi-Han, Kuai Liang and Tomas is totally opposite to yours. 

For cryomancers the first sips of alcohol may not be the best experience due to the sensation of “warmth” but that is a deceptive feeling, as alcohol leads to lowering body temperature and I like to think that is something pretty cool for cryomancers. Because the more chilled out the body is they feel much better and have annoyingly high tolerance however by rule, Bi-Han and Kuai Liang are not allowed to drink much on missions. Their body temperature naturally is low for a normal human being and while drunk, from medical standpoint, they easily could pass as a walking dead, because their body temperature drops to the level that should kill any normal person. So they aren’t allowed to drink much to not rise the unnecessary and difficult to explain doubts.

As for Tomas, sorry guys, but I’m here for the high tolerance of Slavic blood! Even if the stereotype may be harmful, damn it, I want Tomas to be acknowledged as of Slavic origin and in my head he is another Lin Kuei with annoyingly high tolerance for alcohol, especially compared to other members. May be a bit reckless while drunk and be hangover-ish if he overdone the drinking but a few drinks won’t defeat it!

Cyrax in my head is always relatively normal compared to everyone else. Most likely better than average human being with alcohol tolerance but not even close to beast like cryimancers XD

[pol-ski]

Slavic Wedding photoshoot, Poland

[slav-every-day]

[i-read-too-much-fanfic]

the problem with reading crack fics is that you'll stumble across one that is written so beautifully it changes your soul

and then you can't find anything like it because all the other fics for those characters are 200 words of dick jokes with purposefully bad grammar that spits in your face for ever considering to take it seriously

[zhimaqiu]

Myślę, że powinniśmy stworzyć nowe stroje ludowe lub odświeżać je, bo zaczynamy traktować tradycję jako coś niezmiennego zamiast ją rozwijać. Tak sobie przynajmniej pomyślałkuję

[craycraybluejay]

quick reminder that i am not perfect and have my own flaws, biases, and irrational/disproportionate reactions. that is to say you do not need to yell at me for sounding kinda like an asshole sometimes. i am well aware. we are all assholes sometimes. pls stop making harassment campaigns against random internet trannies thx

[zentanyl]

who goes there

[cringelordofchaos]

I had recently been informed that there are apparently posts on tiktok about people posting about how much they loveeee the 'slavic aesthetic' and as a fellow slav that is the funniest shit ever to me bc i imagine it's a bunch of shit like this

(i tried searching up "Slavic bad economic empty streets" but there aren't many accurate results and I'm too lazy to go out and take a picture of them myself)

[paperback-rascal]

Howdy! Could you draw Crosshair bottle feeding Wojtek the bear please?

Wojtek is a name of the OG bear that served in Polish army during WWII. Also Wojtek a diminutive of a name Wojciech which means happy/joyful warrior!

I though of just "translating" "happy warrior" to Mado'a and having that as a CF99's bear's name, however "happy" is very long word in that language, thus I decided to just name the bear Verd'ika - Verd meaning warrior and 'ika is a diminutive.

Thus getting small/little/tiny warrior which will get hilarious once the bear grows!

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@teenagetyphoonfart is referring to this post of mine: ->[LINK]<-

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this drawing was inspired by an actual photo of soldier feeding Wojtek milk out of an alcohol bottle.

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[spotsupstuff]

its a long one so the tldr iirc is that a serb shoved a bottle up his ass, got it stuck and said that it was actually albanian nationalists that attacked him and shoved that bottle where the sun don't shine.

it happened in 1985(before yugo collapse) in Kosovo(of course its fucking kosovo) and that sparked tensions.

heres the wiki; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Đorđe_Martinović_incident

MDSKLAGMLKSMCLKSDMGKLMCKLJLELKDSMCLKSDMGKL?????? WELL ILL BE DAMNED...... I COMMEND THE DEDICATION OF THAT GUY AT LEAST, LIKE THAT SCARES ME A LIL. shoved a bottle up his ass for political reasons....................

[manyblinkinglights]

I hurt my knee before from going down on one knee constantly to check on various things at work. Now I methodically slav squat like a lab-coated frog all day instead. The counters are just the wrong height so I hold a squat while measuring out 200ml from a 1L volumetric flask once a day, too. This is lowkey the best shape I’ve been in, in my life.