Xisuma, after getting woken up at 3 am: Something had better be bleeding, broken, or on fire.
Bdubs: I'm bleeding!
Grian: I broke like five things
Scar: And I accidentally set the stove on fire
Bdubs: *lying on the ground*
Scar: Bdubs? Are you okay?
Grian: He's just a little overwhelmed right now. He's been lying on the ground for like thirty minutes
Scar: Why?
Grian: Etho smiled