#slimav?

[caystar13star]

Ok @calkale you have me stuck on SliMav at the moment. Thought I’d share a bit of my wip for wip Wednesday:

He was headed back to his office when the sound of Cyclone yelling caught his attention.

“Five thousand feet is not just a rule. It is a law. As immutable as gravity.”

Slider snorted. The younger man had always been a hard ass, idolizing Iceman a little too much. He was about to keep walking when an all-too-familiar voice made him stop in his tracks. He should have known.

“The hard deck will be much lower for the mission, sir-” Maverick could put more meaning into that honorific than anyone else in the Navy.

“It does not change without my approval and certainly not in the middle of an exercise. And that cobra maneuver of yours could have gotten all three of you killed. I never want to see that shit again.”

Slider frowned. The cobra maneuver was pretty much Mav’s signature combat move, ever since he used it on the Layton mission to save all their asses. However, it wasn’t one he regularly used in training, for reasons Cyclone had outlined rather vehemently.

He remained in the hallway, listening to his cocky little shit make a request to lower the hard deck. Warlock walked out first, muttering something about timing, but he nodded respectfully and grinned when he saw Slider waiting. “Admiral Kerner, sir.”

The smile that lit up Mav’s face when he turned at those words and saw his husband was absolutely blinding in its brilliance. The short pilot bounced over to him and jumped into his arms.

Ron was reminded why he continued to devote hours to the gym every week. His husband might be on the shorter side, but he was a densely muscled little fucker.

“Baby!” Mav exclaimed, leaning up to capture Ron’s lips in a definitely-less-than-professional kiss. “I thought you wouldn’t be back until tomorrow!!”

Cyclone coughed as he stood in the doorway to his office. He had come to investigate the disturbance in the hallway, but was quite shocked by what he found.

Ron smirked, keeping his arms wrapped around his husband as he nodded. “Cyclone.”

“Admiral Kerner.” He could see Beau visibly swallow down the “sir” he was used to tacking on. His third star was still new enough that he wasn’t yet accustomed to being the same rank as Slider.

He looked between Slider and Maverick, nose wrinkling as if he smelled something foul. “I didn’t realize…I mean…you and Captain Mitchell are…married?”

Slider grinned, sharp and predatory, “Yes we are. Is that a problem, Cy? I didn’t take you for the prejudiced type.”

Simpson’s eyes widened in shock as he held his hands out in denial. “No, sir! Definitely not! I didn’t mean it like that! It’s just, everyone thinks Maverick and Iceman are, you know…”

Mav snorted and shook his head, burying his face in Slider’s neck. Ron pinched his side in retaliation, his other hand shifting to cup Maverick’s ass where he was still holding him. “Shut up, Shortcake. You know that’s Ice’s fault for putting that damn picture up at every Naval Air Station on the west coast. He deliberately cropped me out—I was standing right there!”

[avianii]

they fly planes 👍

[billkill]

Mav: I think I'm bi.

Ice (hopeful): Which one?🥺

Mav: What do you mean?

Goose: He means if you're bisexual? Bilingual? Bipolar??

Sli: I know... A bitch.

[calkale]

stinky

[scarebats]

what’s up guys🔥🔥 pt. 2

[bo0tleg]

I just heard someone say they've fucked on a bike. Like an actual motorcycle. And I feel like that's the type of Match My Freak Maverick would be.

I don't know what to do with this thought, however.

[cannibalhellhound]

Wings AU character bits

Hi this is me trying to get a grip on writing again and getting the characters while also adding the wing bits.

Ice Harpy Eagle

Likes having long nails (harpy eagles have fuckin huge talons), keeps them shaped and neatly painted if he's in the mood when on leave

Likes to keep his nest cool and clean (comfy but practical)

Tall nesting! He always claims the top bunk! 

His childhood bedroom had one of those tall beds with a desk under them because he kept piling stuff up to sleep atop of them and it could fit multiple people 

Sad because Navy bunk beds are small :(

Strong as fuck (he's smaller than Sli but can bench press almost as much) (harpy eagles grab animals as big as them like sloths and carry them) (can carry others while flying if needed just not for lengthy flights)

Very keen eyesight so sunglasses for light sensitivity (maybe reading glasses for near sight focus? I like him with glasses)

Very good hearing (don't shit talk near him he'll definitely hear it)

Hair moves very slightly, similar to feathers (kinda like their facial disk and feather crest) 

*Baby feathers are almost all white with some light gray. They molt usually once a year (sometimes twice) and it takes 5 years to get the adult coloring 

Ice's stayed in a middle coloring and he got insecure. His mom suggested matching his hair and that's how the frosted tips came to exist :D

He's a provider by nature but his little sisters have made him very nurturing and affectionate too (Slider knows this firsthand and thinks it's hilarious how fussy Ice can get)(the others learn with time but first baby goose)

Leaves feathers around the house (perfectly placed thank you very much)

Slider Bearded Vulture

Lämmergeier means “Lamb vulture” (wrong because they don't prey on sheep but shhhhh).  Slider calls Maverick “Little lamb” as a joke because he loves annoying him and wants to eat him up

CAN ACTUALLY EAT BONES!!! (Bone soup is a thing!) Will chew on them till it's painful to watch and will take anyone's bones off their plates to pick the marrow off them

The bone dropping shows a lot in him just throwing stuff. He does it. A LOT.

He also likes to have a tennis ball around to fidget dropping it and catching it when it bounces

Has an actual nest bed. The mattress is on the harder side but it has a shit ton of blankets and pillows (to the point you can't feel the mattress)

There are old feathers around the nest tucked in between pillows (don't tell Ice!!) ⁠(⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠)

Very involved into the life of the ones he loves (helpful, affectionate, etc) (this includes parenting looks at baby goose)

His feathers only dye red when visiting his family or on vacation with family because they frequent iron rich waters (his mom loves her red feathers and looking at her baby look like her makes her teary eyed)

Maverick Peregrine Falcon

Very lightweight!!!

He's beauty, he's grace, he'll dive down and kick you in the face (literally, peregrine falcons kill prey by punching them with their closed talons when dividing)

Very keen reflexes (both at ground and on air), will grab anything you throw at him even if distracted

Very! Good! At courting!!!! (Looking at the beginning bar scene)

Small but comfy nest. Very soft and also bunk bed! is perfect

Has a favorite blanket that he will ALWAYS take everywhere, even on deployment 

Cracking his head fuckin open more than once as a kid because he's a menace and small and tried to dive from places he climbed (not his best idea)

crying because he's so small he can't carry goose after the accident and can just grab at him until they get rescued

Now this would be for trans! Mav

To everyone's surprise Mav is as big as he can get (Female birds of prey are bigger than males= bigger wingspan, human height is genetic so for avians is a bit mixed)

Wings don't allow binding (for obvious reasons) but kinesiology tape exists! 

He already used KTape before joining the navy and top surgery so he's used to just strutting around shirtless (we stan a short confident king! It's honestly so freeing to tape and be shirtless I might just leave him pre surgery for next fanart pieces)

Goose Emden Goose

Literally a Mother Goose™

Has learned to deal with Maverick and not only does he not get surprised by his antics, he can predict them and is already prepared for them (aka get ready to scoop tiny ass Mav if he gets in trouble or hurts himself)

The good part is that it has made him baby proof. He can deal with a child he's been dealing with Mav!

Terrified. Absolutely terrified. Because his beautiful baby gosling is as much a little shit as his wife and best friend. If his wings weren't already white they'd for sure be by now ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

I need to think more about Mav and Goose but that involves looking for Peregrine Falcon and Geese facts

Edit to take out the divider because I don't like it

[kazanskyed]

goose, pointing at ice and slider: that there? that's the iceman and his RIO. got his name cause he's ice-cold. no mistakes.

mav, scoffing: yeah right.

goose: what? you think you could take them?

mav, without hesitation: yes.

goose: ...really?

mav: oh you mean in a fight

[paxdracona]

Today's tiny doodle is thanks to the Slimav Dash Zoomies I've been witnessing. @calkale I believe you are the root of it all so I hope you enjoy Mav being totally not impressed or inconveniently turned on by being tossed around like a sack of potatoes ♡

(Every time I draw these boots I'm like 'surely they aren't that bad?' and then I google them for ref and... yeah. You do you, Mav, ilu)

[mafiatsunafish]

what is more frustrating than a Maveric with his admiral angel guardian Iceman?

a Maveric with his admiral angel guardian Iceman and his wingman Slider who is also an admiral

the admiral duo have more than enough to clean up after their tiny pilot shenanigans 

(Hangman: Roo, why tf is adiral Kerner kissing pops while he is sitting on admiral Kazansky lap?

Rooster: because uncle sli is mav boyfriend while mav is ice husband? sli and ice are partners? 

Hangman: what-?)

[blazingstar29]

maverick: i have a daddy kink

ice: okay, i’ll keep that in mind

slider: *slaps mavericks head* HOLD THE FLASHLIGHT STILL

maverick: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT SLI

[avianii]

ok but when is it my turn to have a homoerotic relationship with my coworker who I pretend to hate

[airlocksandaviaries]

Maverick’s praise kink: *exists*

Iceman: hi

Maverick’s degradation kink: *also exists*

Slider: also hi

[calkale]

slimav 🐻🐻‍❄️

[k9effect]

based off that one b99 meme

[woodsywarbler]