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The daggers were surprised to see a man that looks like a younger version of Rooster walking into the Hard Deck.

He had the pilot starter pack, Hawaiian floral print shirt, sunglasses hanging on his inner white shirt and all that jazz.

But there was something just so wrong with him, the daggers couldn’t seems to wrap their head on what exactly was wrong.

And then they saw Hangman trailing behind the said man looking weirdly worried and awkward.

“Roo, I’m sorryyyyyy.”

The blond’s apology spooked the entire squad cause the know he DOES NOT say sorry to anyone, except when he really screwed up.

Another thing, so that man was Rooster but apparently just missing something?

Ah

A small cartoonish light bulb appeared on Phoenix head. She shouted:

“Hey Rooster, where the hell is your mustache!?”

It has been years since the last time she saw his bare face like that, ever since their orientation at flight school. Therefore, this creeped the fuck out of her.

Now the other daggers took a few seconds to reboot their brain and updated on the situation, started to boom bard the tall brunet with many questions.

To be fair, none of them NONE OF THEM ever see Rooster without his infamous porntasche, so oh my my for them.

Then Halo seemed to find out another thing that just out of place on Rooster point out.

“Rooster, that is one nasty black eyes you have there man, alright?”

The pair, Hangman and Rooster now sat with their squad, the blond still looked weird and the brunet looked so done but still somehow amused.

“Just feels like I want to shave it.”

Rooster shrugged easily.

“And the black eye in on me.”

Hangman suddenly answered and that take their friend out.

“Uhmmm.. what happened? May I asked? Should I even know?” Coyote asked wearily.

“This bastard, decided to shave his face, bare, without saying anything. Then acted like nothing happened, hugged me from behind when I was cooking. I turned around to see a fucking stranger standing in my kitchen so I punch him.”

“What!?” Their friends shouted

“It’s not my fault that I’ve never see him without damn thing on his face!”

Hangman shouted back while Rooster just laughing beside him.

“I vetted him for that, the last time I saw our chicken’s bare face was in our first week of flight school and that was years before Hangman meet him.” Phoenix was also laughing now.

“I’m alright now, just a punch. He screamed bloody murder when he saw my face like this too.” Rooster added

“Roooooo!” Hangman hid his face behind his hands and Rooster just kissed him softly on his side, still laughing of course.

“It’s ok darling.” Rooster said to his lover.

“Damn, but I understand what Hangman did cause you looked so weird” Bob said while giggling.

“Please put it back.” Fanboy distress mumbling get drowned among his squad mate various noise of amusement.

(The first time Mav and Ice saw Rooster with his mustache through a picture Slider sent them.

Slider was stationed at Rooster based then, he had to call the husbands to warned them first, before sending the picture.

But still.

Mav almost have a panic attack and Ice was so shocked, they then just crying that whole evening. Nothing can prepare them to see how much their godson looks like his father. To the point they almost believe that was Goose, standing there in his flight suit, smiling brightly at them.)

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Ghost hands are decorated with scars, big and small, old and new alike. From those gruesome torture to just scratches from practice sessions. His hands too, are rough with years of using guns, knives and punching people.

Especially some of his nails and finger tips are permanently damaged due to have to dig himself out of his own grave.

To be fair they are far from decent, he hates them and wearing gloves almost 24/7 does help him to forget all of them. He has been like that ever since Price dragged him back to the land of the living.

Then, here come the tiny pryromaniac explosive expert Scott, who decided to worm his way into Ghost life and heart his mission.

And by the way they are now laying on Soap’s couch during leave, the mission is quite successful.

At first, Ghost still keep the habit of wearing gloves everywhere (not in the bathroom, of course). But Soap has slowly coaxing him out of it bit hy bit.

Soap for some reasons is extremely fond of Ghost hands. Always holding hands when they are outside, playing with it when he is bored from whatever they are watching on TV, kissing them tenderly when they are having sex or just holding them soothingly whenever Ghost wakes up from another nightmare.

Ghost asked Soap why.

“Why do you like my hands so much? While they are ugly and full of scars?”

Soap said the answer is just very simple.

“Cause they make me feel safe”

Ghost holding Soap much more smaller hands in his.

“These are also bathed in blood, love”

Soap just pull his hands up and kissed them.

“So do mine. We have the enemies’ blood on our hands and we keep people we love in safety. You keep me safe. Then why do I ever need to hate ‘em?”

“Your scars are proves that you’re still alive ‘till this day, for me to be able to meet you, to fall in love with you. Why do I need to hate them?”

He said it while his lip tracing every silver lining of those scars and damaged fingers with the amount of love Ghost never thought that he would ever get to know.

Seems like, those gloves aren’t needed so much anymore.

Ghost has big hands. Soap is obsessed with them. He loves to hold hands and just play around and feel every scar and callus on them. Send TWEET.

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Mdzs Wei Wuxian Pov: mostly a comedy

Mdzs Lan Wangji Pov: mostly a tragedy

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After DADT has been taken down, Ice and Mav, calmly kicked down the closet door and came out.

The photo of theirs first date has been proudly placed among others on Ice’s working table in his office ever since. There’s also an copy of this hanging on Mav’s wall of photo in his own hangars.

But for some weird ass reason, people still quite oblivious to the fact that the COMPLACFLT and the Navy’s most reckless Captain are apparently married to each other.

And their newly adopted adult children are also those people to their COs dismay, like, the two aren’t even trying to hide their marriage, it’s on the files and is supposedly public knowledge.

(Their incredibly smart but also unbelievably dumb children)

(Not Rooster, that kid was their ring bearer and a little shit watching his squad mates loosing their sanity slowly while trying to figure out who Maverick’s spouse is)

(Mav: Hey Roo, can we recreate this photo with you and Hangman? It will be so cute.

Rooster who is in deep denial over his very obvious crush * choking *: Ha?! Why!? Why him? We aren’t even date?

Ice * laughing at his son confused face* : ahhhhhh, I see, good luck with that then kid.

Rooster: What?!?)

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what is more frustrating than a Maveric with his admiral angel guardian Iceman?

a Maveric with his admiral angel guardian Iceman and his wingman Slider who is also an admiral

the admiral duo have more than enough to clean up after their tiny pilot shenanigans 

(Hangman: Roo, why tf is adiral Kerner kissing pops while he is sitting on admiral Kazansky lap?

Rooster: because uncle sli is mav boyfriend while mav is ice husband? sli and ice are partners? 

Hangman: what-?)

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I ADORE WHITE COLLAR AND NOW I HAVE A CROSS OVER BETWEEN THIS AND TOP GUN ?!

HELL FUCKING YES 

(Mav being Ice’s trophy wife, but i won’t be surprised if our resident Maverick had a very suspicious background. His and Ice story goes wayyyyy back and then Mav just decided being a mechanic and wife to the love of his life are way more worth it.)   

(however, Mav still has his own information source and never stayed out off loop of what’s happening in the underworld. This is how he knows about Hangman before the FBI have their eyes on the kid. He KNOWS Hangman would give FBI a run on their money, and then when he first see the blond kid taunting his godson, he was like seems like history will repeat itself, welp) 

White Collar and Top Gun Fusion

Special Agent for the FBI in the white-collar crimes division Bradley Bradshaw once arrested white-collar criminal Jake Seresin, alias the Hangman.

The Hangman is a charming and sophisticated con artist known as such because he cockily leaves a hangman game on each crime scene (leading to his next theft). However, Agent Bradshaw cracks his hangman code which has allowed him to finally capture the elusive criminal.

(Un)fortunately, his criminal talents in counterfeiting are coveted by the white-collar crimes division. The FBI IceBoss Tom Kazansky strikes a deal with him: serving his remaining four-year sentence as an anklet-wearing consultant to the FBI. Seresin accepts the deal as long as he gets Agent Bradshaw as his handler. (What? The guy has brains and is sweet on the eye –his moustache notwithstanding–, and he likes ‘hem smart and pretty.)

Agent Bradshaw has no choice but to obey his bossdad. He’s thus now working with the infuriating, cunning, and not at all appealing criminal alongside his newly formed white-collar team –Agents Natasha Trace and Bob Floyd. The team has a particularly high solved-cases rate, mainly due to the duo très spécial working together.

FBI consultant Jake Seresin has the time of his life: he lives in a beautiful and richly decorated house with Penny Benjamin, the charming landlady; he wears her late husband’s styled suits and hats; he finds his criminal and genius best friend Javy Machado again and often asks him for help in various FBI cases…

About that…He is surprised how much he likes using his devilishly almost-too-good-to-be-true talents (‘ugh’, says Bradley, every single time) for the other side of the law. His colleagues Trace and Floyd are really nice too: he banters with Phoenix like he would his own sister, and fondly annoys Bob like he would a little brother.

He expects even less to fall for Agent Bradshaw. Bradley. The Hawaiian-shirt-wearing and by-the-book special agent appears to be a little grumpy on the outside, especially with him, but Jake is trying to shatter Bradley’s walls, and he will succeed eventually. They have numerous evening talks during which they share personal details, and pretty much bicker about every possible subject.

Jake also meets the IceBoss’ trophy wife and Bradley’s godfather, Pete (‘Call me Maverick’) Mitchell. Maverick is a mechanic and an engineer, and he does some consultant work when the FBI needs his expertise. These two become thick as thieves, as they have similar minds, and Maverick often invites Jake for dinner (Bradley whines ‘Mav, whyyyyyyyyy?!’ meanwhile Ice is questioning his husband’s –matchmaking–motives…‘Trust me IceBaby, I know what I’m doing.’)

It is Mav who convinces Jake to go for it, because his oblivious godson would never act on his feelings, he’s too cautious (‘Ah. The snug-on-his-perch type’…..‘Well, yeah, but he has his reasons.’). However, Mav is sure he likes Jake because Ice has told him Bradley often comes in his office to rant about Hangman (‘Ice, he’s yet again charming such and such, he’s unprofessional!’… Also Ice has the patience of a saint).

Thus Jake begins wooing Bradley à la Hangman: he leaves him complimentary notes disguised as hangman games on his desk, he delivers perfect art forgeries in Bradley’s effigy (paintings, sculptures, drawings,…) at his home –Bradley’s both scandalised and reluctantly charmed– and, on one memorable occasion, Bradley’s gifted a Carrara-marbled, life-sized and very much naked statue of Jake. He stays speechless for an abnormal amount of time and can’t look Jake in the eye (héhé) for some time. He’ll deny it, but Bradley keeps the statue. Of course, he keeps the statue! Finally, Jake’s last and most romantic move is to offer Bradley a piano he's personally restored! It’s the final straw for Bradley: he jumps him so hard his neighbours call the police to report *suspicious* noise.

[After their “strenuous” activities, Jake asks Bradley if he has succeeded in accomplishing his most spectacular heist.

Bradley: And what would that be?

Jake: Have I finally succeeded in stealing your heart?

Bradley: For a seductive bastard, you are ridiculously corny sometimes…but if you must know. Yeah, you did.]

Once they get their act together, Bradley feels comfortable enough to do some wooing of his own: he serenades Jake with skillful renditions of 'Smooth Criminal' on the piano as well as old romantic ballads.

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Rooster has a stuffed goose.

Hangman shouldn’t be surprised.  

That was what Hangman thought when he saw the said stuffed animal inside the older man closet, it was just sitting in the corner and looking right back at him. 

The goose was as big as the real one, rounded chubby body and just by its looking, he knew it would be so soft at touch.  

And that was what he did, slowly, Hangman reached for the stuffed goose. Then he hugged with all his will. Because, the thing was so squishy and huggable, it was like he was hugging a cloud. It is bigger than he initially thought, almost half of his body, jesus christ the damn thing is so fucking cute.

However, he noticed there was a light layer of dust on it as he let out a small sneeze after he hugged the fluffed animal, Hangman supposed this is due to the fact that this goose had not seen the outside world for a while. He decided to do the best thing that popped into his head at that time. Hangman wash it, by hand. 

(Because he learned the hard way that these things are very delicate, and are not for washing machine)

Then he brought the now clean but soaked goose to the back yard to dry it, but he couldn’t find any clippers (they should put those on the list for the next grocery run, those clippers have their own legs, he swears). Hangman then tided the goose legs together on the drying string and stepped back to admired his work and laughed at the sight a bit. 

Later, when Rooster came home, Hangman asked him to go to the back yard to take the laundry in, much to his confusion because it was not laundry day? 

Rooster faced a familiar sight of a white stuffed goose being hanged upside down basking in the California summer sun in Rooster childhood home back yard. For a moment, he thought he was still a tiny kid watching his mom tying the goose up on the drying line. 

After retrieved the goose, he walked back into the house and saw Hangman lounging on the sofa with the man cocky smile. Rooster took the goose wings with his hand and wrapped it around his boyfriend, as he fell in love with that man a little bit more. 

(Ice: what if the kid don’t like me?? Kids have always scared of me?? MAV?!

Mav: it’s because your permanent frowning face, dumbass. As much as I love it, kids rarely. But don’t worry so much, baby goose will love you nonetheless. That kid is a fucking angel.

Ice: but-

Mav: or you can buy him a first meeting gift? A hug ass stuffed goose?

Ice: YES, THANK YOU MY FUCKING LOVE!)

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* Icemav introducing their 11 newly adopted goslings to the 86s Fyboys *

86s flyboys: OH HEY! CAN WE HAVE ONE OF THEM? PLEASE?

Mav: Oh hell na-

86s Flyboys: THANK YOU!

Mav: HEY !!! YOU ASSHOLES GIVE ME BACK MY KIDS !!!!

Ice hugging his husband to prevent him from biting someone: We have monthly backyard bbq meetings, please remember and come as needed.

The daggers: did we... just get adopted... by them?

Rooster: Welcome to the family, again.

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Carlos and Eddie are cousin who often update each other on their extremely unfortunate/ cursed partner/ crush about.

Fainted ✔️

Hit by something ✔️

In the hospital they went ✔️

Stayed in a coma ✔️

Being reckless af ✔️

Like those two Texans are always stress cause their love interests always involved in shits that are just questionable.

(They don’t know that Tk and Buck know each other and also have their own gossip about their hot men in uniforms)

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Slider when he first see Rooster and Hangman and their weird ass mating dance at the flight academy: Oh god... Oh GOD....  not this shit again! Baby Goose i believe i’ve taught you better in wooing your naval pilot! BABY GOOSE!!!!! 

Hangman: why admiral kerner look like he is having stroke right now?

Rooster: ..................

Rooster: let’s just ignore him

Hangman: 🤨

Some mornings, Mav, when he feels like it, pops in Ice lap and spends breakfast playing with his partner's hair because he still feels sleep and doesn't really want to let go of the sensation, murmuring sweet nothing and nuzzling against his neck and his ear.

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Rooster looked at the stuffed goose Hangman is hugging. They’re just lounging on his sofa and watching crappy reality show that his boyfriend is weirdly into. (No they are not, Roo. You’re just an boring old man).

It’s so… domestically.

He had never thought that big ass, fluffy thing would see the world outside his closet again after all of those years.

Years of being consumed by anger, sadness and frustration. The thought of throwing the damn thing away had crossed his mind numerous of time, but he just couldn’t.

(He still love his Mav and uncle Ice. So, so much)

Eventually, everything get sorted out after the mission with talking, crying, a bit of shouting and a lot of hugging. But somehow, something is still missing and Rooster still forget about Ice’s first present, until the day he saw it drying in his back yard.

He scared the shit out of Hangman because despite being a genius pilot the man has no idea how to deal with a crying person. Rooster just stood there and let his tears out. Just then, he realized how much he missed his family.

That night, Hangman hold him close on their bed, soothing him with soft words and listening to whatever the other man is saying.

Listen to years of estranged and loneliness.

Listen to how he has cut himself from his family, from everyone who has been there for him growing up.

Listen to how a coward man he has been, standing outside of Ice’s hospital room hearing Mav’s crying.

Hangman then reminded him that it’s not too late to fix everything and pointed out the fact that they’re now talking with each other again. Baby step.

Hangman suggested to invite the old couple to his house for lunch. That was the first of many lunch and dinner they will have with each other, to finally being a family again.

When Mav and Ice arrived, they saw the stuffed goose sitting on the sofa, Mav was the first person to cry and then it was Ice and then Rooster.

Let’s just say, poor Hangman had to deal with not 1 but 3 grown men crying their heart out.

(After the Daggers saw the fluffed goose and know it was from Ice, they showed the man their best puppy eyes. After that, there is a picture of 12 stuffed animals proudly placed on the Admiral’s table)

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Og Price was in Gulac for 5 years, being absolutely unhinged and doesn’t take anyone shits. Only og Ghost questioned whether they should trust a man like that is hilarious

Imagine og Price meeting reboot Price, they either blatantly ignoring each other or someone has to retrain reboot Price to beat up the og because of how that man act.

Og Ghost to reboot Ghost: so….. how is your captain Price ? Is he…. Normal?

Reboot Ghost: …… yes? What’s about your?

Og Ghost: What do you think 5 years in Gulac would make you become ｡ﾟヽ(ﾟ´Д｀)ﾉﾟ｡

Reboot Ghost: ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

Reboot Soap hiding behind his Ghost from og Price: * hissing like a feral cat *

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Iceman’s morning routine consists of making a godly amount of coffee for himself and his beloved husband while the said husband snoozing in his cat form in Ice’s sleeping robe.

And then Ice would greet his husband in his glorious bare human body afterward because the man refuse to wear anything when he woke up.

A nice treat for Ice but quite traumatic for Rooster.

This has caused more awkward encounters between them and their baby goose than Ice ever wanted. Which that kid should have know better not to barge into the house with out knocking the door first.

No, you do not need bleach to clean your eyes baby goose.

(Hangman: Roo, why DON’T YOU TELL ME THAT YOUR GODFATHER HAS THE HABBIT OF WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE WITHOUT ANY CLOTHS ON?

Rooster: I FORGOT

Hangman: I need bleach

Rooster: I have some spare at home

Hangman: Are you inviting me to your house? Hmm?

Rooster: I’m-)

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Soap buy this ash tray for Ghost as Christmas gag present and Ghost absolutely love it but act nonchalant when receiving it.

For my walking incense bowl vet Ghost and rebellious teenager Soap

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I want Morgan from High potential (ABC new show) to meet Buck.

Those 2 hyperactive minds would solve literally any crime lmao and their personalities seem to match and would be great bestie 🥹🥹

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Not us seeing 911 is now moved to abc and hope buddie will finally be canon

Just to pulling our hair at the risk of losing Bathena

Welp