#slovak food

[reallyinkyhands]

Slovak mountain hut food: a collection

1. Chatárske raňajky (A mountaineer’s breakfast - Chata pod Rysmi)

2. Guláš (Goulash - Chata pod Rysmi)

3. Bryndzové halušky s klobásou a slaninou (Potato gnocci with fresh sheep cheese, sausage and selo bacon - Chata pod Rysmi)

4. Šúľance s makom (Potato dumplings with ground poppy seeds amd melted butter - Chata pod Soliskom)

5. Grog (Grog - Energy Bar Chopok)

6. Espresso a šiška s džemom (Espresso and jam sufganiyot - Chata Ponorka Martinské Hole).

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[morethansalad]

Vegan Punčové Rezy ako z Cukrárne / Slovak Punch Cake

recipe is in Slovak btw

[theillegalpundealer]

My family does this thing where we have Slovak Christmas on Christmas Eve (because Slovak Christmas dinner is the best fight me) and American Christmas on Christmas Day (to appease my dad lmao) and I always forget just how good the zemiakovy šalát is. Like istg it’s just so good? It’s just veggies, pickles, and eggs and stuff but like I eat it and all of a sudden I feel closer to heaven than I ever have before. And the fried fish?? Perfect. The lentil soup? Literal heaven. And the Christmas cookies?? Lindzer cookies? Vanilkové rožky? Medovníky? Fantastic wonderful show stopping incredible. And now my dad requested the variant of Slovak dinner with the duck instead of American dinner and it’s a fantastic turn of events I am having SUCH a good time

[vilepie]

hws slovakia can make some mad halušky tell your friends

[spotsupstuff]

You obtained the pho soup?! Holy crap lets go!!!!! What do you think of it?

it took me a bitsy to get to it, but! yes. i Have

final conclusion: i May have had only two vietnamese dishes but both were so fucking good i am genuinely convinced the vietnamese simply do not know how to miss with their dishes

[simajfit]

[tajomna]

Food photo dump taken over last quarter. Honestly the saddest thing to me is when I have no appetite 😅

[bajecna]

doing normal girl shit*

*eating sauerkraut straight out of the bag

[yelenasdiary]

Would you be open to write a smutty smut fic with (neighbor!)Wanda x reader where Wanda calls Reader at night and tell them she needs a babysitter for the kids buuuut in reality she just wants reader alone (the kids are not at home). Wanda being overall a bit dark and manipulative. Any kinks you want but would like it veryvery much if you included some lactation kink 🤭🤭🤭

https://www.tumblr.com/yelenasdiary/718652810829398016/requests-are-open-for-24-hours-only-for-smut

My Little Helper

Pairing: Neighbour! Wanda Maximoff x Babysitter! Reader.

Summary: It’s Christmas Eve, you’re getting some last-minute baking done and neighbour, Wanda, was the last person you expected to be calling for a favour.

Translations:: (from Slovak): dieťa (baby), mamina (mommy), miláčik (darling)

Warnings:18+ ONLY! Minors & Men DNI!! Smut, Dom! Wanda, Sub! Reader, Manipulation, Oral (Both Receiving), Fingering (Reader Receiving), Lactation Kink, Mommy Kink, Pussy Slapping??, Legal Age Gap, Language Warning, Mentions of Drinking | 2.3K

AC:Thank you for sending this, I hope you enjoy it! X

Holiday Special Masterlist

"Rockin' around the Christmas tree, have a happy holiday…"

The Christmas classic played softly in the background while you were decorating some Christmas cookies to take to your parents' house tomorrow morning for a long, long day of celebrating, laughing and plenty of food. You couldn't help but hum along to the song not even realizing you were gently swaying your hips to the music. 

"Everyone dancin' merrily, in the new old-fash-"

Your phone stopped the music, your ringtone now blaring through your Bluetooth speaker. Shifting your eyes from the snowman shaped cookie to your phone, you frowned slightly with confusion when you saw the name 'Wanda Maximoff' trying to call you. Quickly, you brushed your hands on your red apron with reindeer printed all over it and swiped 'answer' before putting the device to your ear. 

"Hello?" You answered. 

"Y/n, Hi, it's Wanda from next door!" The Sokovian replied with a cheerful tone with a hint of stress. 

"Hey Wanda, is everything okay?" You asked before dipping your index finger into the bowl of icing. 

"I hate to be a bother, especially since its Christmas Eve but I have stupidly forgot one of the twins Santa gifts! I have called the store and they said they had one of the remote-control cars left in stock and are going to put it aside for me. I was just wondering if you'd be able to come sit with the boys while I duck out to pick up the toy before the store closes? They're asleep, so they won't be an issue" your neighbor explained. 

You'd been babysitting Tommy and Billie since you moved in next door. You needed the extra cash and Wanda needed the extra help since her and her ex-husband, Vision, got divorced. 

"Of course, just give me 5-10 minutes and I'll pop right over" you replied with a soft smile to yourself. 

"You're an angel! Thank you love!" Wanda said before hanging up the phone. 

Moments later you were greeted by the warm smile of your neighbor as she opened the door. "Come in, come in" she gestured with her hand. You returned the smile as you stepped into her living room, she closed the door behind you, but you couldn't help but notice a certain silence in the home. Your eyes landed on the coffee table, evidence of a bottle of red and an empty glass with lipstick stains around the rim made you frown slightly once more. 

"So" you said as you turned on your heels to face the older woman, taking in the fact she was in her silk dark red night gown and clearly had no intentions of leaving the house. 

"Don't be mad, but the boys are with Vision" Wanda admitted quickly, seeing the confused look on your face. 

"Oh" you replied as Wanda took a few short steps closer to you. 

"You look worried, I am sorry, I don't mean to worry you darling" she smiled softly as she closed the gap between you both, "it's just, I guess the holidays have made me feel lovely and I wasn't sure how else to get you to come over" she went on. 

"I understand" you replied, shaking off the odd feeling you had, "you could've just said" you added, smiling kindly at the woman. 

Gently, Wanda brushed a lock of hair behind your ear before her hand cupped your face. You weren't sure what was happening, your heart skipped a beat at her actions. Part of you felt like this was wrong but the other part of you was melting on the inside at her soft, warm touch. Her green eyes were burning into you, watching as you got lost in them. 

"You're so sweet darling, do you remember when you said you'd be happy to help me?" She asked in a soft tone, "with anything" she whispered, her eyes dropping to your lips. Lost in a trance, you nodded. 

"I need your help sweetheart, you see, I haven't felt any relief since Vision walked out that door. It's lonely here without the boys and I have seen the way you look at me" 

"I-I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean" you replied with a stutter. Your heart dropped to your stomach, you were sure the short glances were never something Wanda noticed. 

"Your secret is safe with me darling" her thumb stroked your cheek, "let me ask you something, have you ever been with an older woman?" She asked as her eyes locked with yours once more. You shook your head at her question. 

"I didn't think so, why don't you take a seat for me?" Wanda suggested. You walked around the sofa and took a seat in the middle, your hands sweaty with nerves. Wanda sat down beside you as she poured herself another glass of red, "would you like a glass?" She offered but you smiled kindly and shook your head. 

You watched as her lips touched the wine glass, taking a generous sip before placing it back on the coffee table and letting her hand rest on the top of your thigh. She closed her eyes for a moment, letting the alcohol wash down the back of her throat before she looked at you once more. "I can tell you're nervous, it's okay, if you can't help me, I understand. I'm sure I'll find some other way to relieve myself" she said, breaking the silence with a hint of sadness in her tone. 

"N-no!" You turned to her, "I want to help, I mean, I know the holidays can get lonely and you've been nothing but kind to me" you assured her. Wanda smiled softly once more, she had you right where she needed you, mentally. 

"I'm not sure you're understanding what I need darling" she replied, running her hand higher up your thigh, "I need you" she lent in and whispered sending a throb to your core. You felt yourself getting wetter at the thought of being with her, just this once.

"Ms Maximoff, I wo-" you paused, placing your hand on top of hers and stopping her from moving it any further to your pussy, "I wouldn't want to do anything that would ruin what we have going on, I love babysitting the boys and I know you need that help bu-"

"Shhh" she cut you off, "this won't ruin anything angel, I promise" she added, shifting closer to you. "This will just be our little secret" she whispered before you felt her soft lips press against your neck. It was almost as if you had fallen apart completely, a soft moan left your lips as your neighbor's lips explored the exposed skin of your neck. She worked her way to your lips, kissing you deeply while you slowly laid back on the sofa, letting her hover above you. 

Her lips were full, soft and sent butterflies to your stomach then suddenly she stopped and pulled away, "come on dieťa, let's go to my bedroom" she spoke, her Sokovian accent coming in thick, making you weaker for her. You followed her up to her bedroom where she wasted no time pinning you up against the wall, her lips attacking your neck once more while her hands slid inside of your sweater before working it off. 

"Lay down on the bed darling, mamina is going to make you feel so good, I promise" she whispered against your ear. 

Like a lost puppy, you did exactly what she said and now here you were moments later, naked with her lips trailing down your body. "Mm dieťa, you're so wet and I've barely touched you" she looked up at you from between your thighs. "Say you need me" she added. 

"I need you" you replied, feeling your pussy throb with need to be touched. 

"Not like that! You know what I want to hear" she said bluntly, giving a light slap on your clit making you squirm. "I need you, please mommy!" you begged knowing she had just broke you, "mommy, please" you begged once more just to have another chance to call her mommy. 

"I have waited far too long to have you say that" she replied before running the tip of her tongue through your folds, humming at the taste of your arousal. Her tongue worked through your folds, around your clit and inside your pussy before she began to lap at your pussy. Her room only filled with the sounds of your moans and the sucking sound of her lips wrapped around your clit, she was far better than any toy you'd used on yourself. 

"F-fuck!" You moaned, gripping handfuls of her hair as she slowly inserted two fingers inside of you, "d-don't stop mommy!!" You moaned once more as she began to thrust her fingers. 

Her tongue swirling around the hood of your clit, her fingers thrusting deeper with every moan that left your lips, your pussy clenching around her fingers as you grew closer and closer to your first release. Throwing your head back with a hand covering your mouth to keep the urge to scream her name from leaving your lungs. 

"Don't keep those pretty little moans from me, miláčik! I want to hear them all, I want to hear how good mamina fucks your pretty pussy" Her words filled your mind causing your hand to land beside you, grabbing at the sheets turning your knuckles white. Once more, the bedroom was filled with your moans. 

"Cum for me love, you can do it" Wanda paused for a moment to take a mental screenshot of the way you looked right now, spared out for her, giving her exactly what she craved. You came with her name on your tongue, your legs shook as she continued to lap at your folds and thrusting her fingers slowly to ride out your high. "That's a good dieťa" Wanda smiled to herself once you had caught your breath. 

Wanda hovered over you, watching the way your eyes looked into hers. You gently cupped her face and pulled her down, kissing her deeply and ignoring the sweet taste of yourself on her lips. "It's your turn mommy" you smirked against her lips before swiftly flipping you both over so you were on top of her. 

Her hardened nipples peeked through the silk of her gown, catching your eyes almost instantly as you traced a finger down the valley of her breasts and untied her gown, letting it slide off her skin. Your eyes travel slowly from her exposed breasts to her eyes, she smiled softly, "go on darling, have a taste" she said softly as if she could read your mind. 

You wasted no time latching your lips around her left nipple. Wanda moaned softly, running her fingers through your hair, "don't be shy dieťa" she said before the warmth of her milk hit your tongue. At first it tasted a little unusual but the more your tongue swirled and flickered at her nipple while you sucked lightly, you grew to love it and eventually moved your lips to her right nipple and giving it the same attention. 

Wanda's moans were sweet, like hot chocolate on a cold winter's night. She loved watching the way your lips were glued to her, from her nipples to making your way down to her core. You kissed the inside of her thighs, remembering all those times you got lost thinking about how lucky her husband (now ex) was. 

"You're so adorable" Wanda smiled softly when you looked up at her for permission, "go ahead, sweetheart. Make mamina cum" she added. Her Sokovian accent only turning you one more, if that were even possible.

You took a long lick through her folds, moaning softly at the taste of her. She was sweet, better than any candy you'd had before. You lapped and swirled your tongue, almost copying the same actions she did on you, dipping your tongue inside of her while your fingers toyed with her clit. Her hands rested comfortably on your head, her hips grinding against your tongue as she moaned and praised you. 

"That's it baby, just like that! Fuck!" She moaned, a light smirk on her lips as she enjoyed the bliss she was receiving, closing in on her orgasm with every flick of your tongue. "Sm close darling! Don't stop!" She moaned once more, gripping a handful of your hair and slightly pushing you further into her pussy as she grinds herself against you just a little harder. Her pussy clenched around the tip of your tongue every time you were inside her, you didn't want this to end but you couldn't wait to feel her release on your tongue. 

"I'm cumming!!" Wanda moaned loudly as she gushed onto your tongue, you drew light circles around her clit to help her ride out her high, looking up at her to see her smirk turned to a soft but proud smile.

 "Come up here sweetheart" she instructed after a few moments. You laid on top of her, she brushed locks of hair behind your ear before pulling you back in for a deep kiss, loving the taste of herself on your lips.

"Thank you love, you've been such a big help" she smiled softly. You could feel her still hard nipples against your naked skin, you smiled in return before nuzzling your head into her chest. Wanda pulled the covers over the two of you and placed a kiss on the top of your head as she wrapped her arms around you.

"Can I help you again in the morning?" You asked tiredly, already wanting another taste of her milk. 

"You're going to be my little helper from now on darling, get some rest. I have a Christmas present for you in the morning" she replied softly, keeping you close.

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[keporkak]

spent the day savouring the rain thru my open balcony doors and trying to find a cute formal dress that satisfies my urge to look slightly Otherworldly

[wintfleur]

📷 ͡ ꒱ GWENDOLYN’S RELATIONSHIP WITH JURAJ

au masterlist - everything for the AU is under #📷 ͡ ꒱ GwenCaufield

°. — everything for our couple is under #⋆ ˚｡⋆୨🖤୧˚ Gwen & Juraj

°. — you can find everything smutty under #⋆ ˚｡⋆୨📸୧˚ smutty gwen & juraj

ᥫ᭡ BASICS!

★ When did they meet So Gwen and Juraj met when she joined her brother and a few of the other hab players on showing Juraj around Montreal , they showed him some nice spots around the town , before taking him to this really cool bowling alley where they had a great time! (2022)

★ When was their first date, and who asked Juraj was the one to make the first move , he asked gwen out on a date to the cinemas , he remembered her talking about her love for the scream movies and when he noticed that they were having a showing of the first move he took that as a sign to finally ask her out. After the movie, they went to this pizza place where they talked about everything and the movie . . . well more like Gwen talked a lot and Juraj just listened to her like a lovesick puppy. (november 2022)

★ When did they start dating, and who asked Juraj was the one to ask her to be his girlfriend , they were laying in her bed watching an old slovak film that Juraj mentiend watching a lot as a child , he laid there and he realized he fell for her harder as he watched her read the subtitles , he couldn't stop himself from whispering the words “will you be my girlfriend?” (january 2023)

★ When did everyone find out Everyone , aka there friends and family found out about them on valentines day (2023) , but the public found out about them in june (2023) when a video of them kissing after a game went viral on the internet , the public has been shipping them since he joined the team and with all the cute moments between them from videos made it easy to want them together!

★ Who said i love you first Gwen was the one to say i love you first , she had realized that she truly was in love with him . . . and it scared her , her last relationship didn't end well and she was scared to love again. So she made a stupid decision and distanced herself , and poor Juraj didn't know what he did wrong , but after a long an emotional conversation with her best friend luke , who helped her realize that she was being an idiot and that Juraj would never hurt her , she went to his place and confessed her love to him. (april 2023)

ᥫ᭡ DETAILS!

★ Their tropes He fell first x she fell harder , Tall bf x Short gf , Sunshine protector bf x Sunshine gf , Artist gf x Muse bf , Hyper bf x Sleepy gf

★ Their love languages Gwen’s; physical touch , holding hands , making playlists , words of affirmation. Juraj’s; physical touch , head petting , food sharing , words of affirmation.

★ Their favorite sleep position Big spoon Juraj and small spoon Gwen or Juraj laying on his back with Gwen cuddled up on his side, basically on top of him. Gwen gets really cold during the night, and Juraj is her personal heater, so as long as they're touching their happy!

★ Their pet names for each other Juraj: angel/anjel , honey , dollface , sweetheart, tiny , sweet girl . . . juraj calls Gwen a lot of pet names in Slovak . Gwen: baby , handsome , loverboy , darling.

★ Their couple songs Movement by Hozier & There is a light that never goes out by The smiths

★ Their contact names for each others Juraj: ‘moja hviezda💫’ Gwen: ‘Loverboy🖤’

★ Their first impressions of each other Juraj’s first impression of Gwen was that she had a pretty name , and an even prettier laugh as she giggled when he struggled to pronounce her name at first , but he also found her really intimidating , which he found ridiculous because he towered over her , but still . . . She was just so cool and pretty . . . he didn't know what to do with himself. Now Gwen’s first impression of Juraj was ‘wow he's tall’ and a lot of inner monologue of her freaking out about his accent and smile . . . he was very polite and shy towards her , and she found that so sweet . . . but she was a tiny bit disappointed that he seemed to not be as talkative with her like he was with the others.

ᥫ᭡ FUNFACTS!

𐙚 Gwen made a scrapbook of pictures just of them, with a bunch of poems.

𐙚 They love cooking together, well mostly Gwen cooking and Juraj just being her assistant.

𐙚 They both keep some of their things at each other's place because they are almost always together.

𐙚 They both honestly love the height difference.

𐙚 Juraj likes to call Gwen his star girl , because of her love of stars and because she’s as beautiful as them . . . his words.

𐙚 They both are very playful with each other, but they know when they have to be serious.

𐙚 If they could just cuddle in bed all day and listen to music they would.

𐙚 Juraj is honestly the clingiest person ever (Gwen loves it) He always gets teased by his teammates because of it.

𐙚 Honestly they both get teased by his teammates a lot, but it’s because they love them and think they are the cutest couple ever

𐙚 Juraj is so touchy omg.

𐙚 Even though Gwen knows how to skate, he loves holding onto her and helping her. She finds it cute.

𐙚 The team likes to tease them and call them a married couple

𐙚 Gwen loves that Luke and Juraj have formed a great friendship.

𐙚 Both of their family’s love each other !!

𐙚 Gwen traveled with Juraj , joining him on going back home to visit his family and friends. She was very nervous but they loved her and she had a great time

𐙚 These twos libido is so high

𐙚 Juraj absolutely loves when Gwen gets all nerdy about the things she loves, he could honestly just listen to her talk for hours

𐙚 Juraj is very protective of Gwen, he will not let anyone disrespect her in anyway . . . has gotten into a fight because a guy they were playing against couldn’t keep his mouth shut about her.

𐙚 They have their own special spot, it’s a hill that’s a lookout point of the city , they like driving to it at night. Either cuddling in the car or cuddling on a blanket on the grass hill, looking up at the stars. Thankfully it’s not well known so they almost never see people there.

𐙚 The two of them feel the safest and most comfortable talking about their feelings only with each other.

𐙚 Gwen tries teaching juraj how to play the piano and guitar , but it always ends in a heated makeout

𐙚 Juraj will fight with all the men in Gwen's comment section asking if he can fight.

𐙚 Juraj knows about her past relationship and he’s very patient with her.

𐙚 When Gwen was avoiding Juraj when she first realized her feelings for him, their friends were annoyed with seeing how down they were , so they decided to take it into their own hands and do a little scheming . . .

𐙚 They ended up ‘accidentally’ locking them in a supply closet at the rink , forcing them to finally talk it out.

𐙚 The heated glare juraj sends anyone when they cut off Gwen when she’s talking, glaring at them until they apologize and let her continue talking.

𐙚 Juraj definitely uses the height difference to his advantage . . . in many ways ;)

ᥫ᭡ THEIR THINGS!

𐙚 Always clinging to each other, always touching in some way.

𐙚 Late night drives

𐙚 Cuddling and listening to music in bed

𐙚 Late makeout sessions in the car at look out spots.

𐙚 Juraj having to try/taste every single one of her new chapsticks/lip gloss

𐙚 Sending each other songs throughout the day that remind them of each other

𐙚 Gwen singing Juraj to sleep on rough night's where he can't fall asleep

𐙚 Juraj braiding her hair, and just playing with it in general

𐙚 Juraj tying her shoes for her, even though she’s fully capable of doing it herself . .

𐙚 Weekly movie nights

𐙚 Having a terrible habit of forgetting to lock the door

𐙚 Long showers

𐙚 Taking risky pictures and videos with her cameras, never digital though.

𐙚 Always FaceTiming and texting when they are away from each other.

𐙚 Jura always being in awe at how flexible she is

𐙚 Gwen drawing/painting Juraj when he naps, he’s her muse what can she say . . .

𐙚 Gwen kissing Juraj as an interruption when he rants about hockey . . . she can’t help it , he’s just so fine when he’s annoyed.

𐙚 Juraj always taking her out to new restaurants

𐙚 staring into each other's eyes

𐙚 slapping each others ass

𐙚 putting there hands into each others back pockets

𐙚 Going on pottery dates

𐙚 making out in elevators

𐙚 Gwen trying to teach Juraj French and more English while Juraj tries to teach Gwen Slovak words.

𐙚 Teasing Cole and Arber whenever they are there third wheel.

𐙚 so many inside jokes

𐙚 Gwen forcing him to watch stranger things with her a million times

𐙚 HOLDING HANDS

𐙚 Juraj’s hand always being on her thigh when he drives

ᥫ᭡ INTERNETS FAVORITE MOMENTS!

𐙚 In the background of the Montreal Canadiens picture day video you can see Juraj laughing as he looked down at Gwen who was showing him a picture she took, he had softly patted her head before skating off.

𐙚 A video went viral of them at a music festival , Juraj was hugging her from behind as they swayed slowly to the music.

𐙚 Cole was doing a instagram live in his room and in the background you can hear Gwen and Juraj who were playfully arguing in the living room as they played video games.

𐙚 The cute cameos Juraj has in her TikToks and youtube videos.

𐙚 How giggly and smiley he becomes when Gwen gets mentioned in his interviews.

𐙚 “Even my mother and girlfriend told me to shoot more . . . so i should really shoot more”

𐙚 Literally all the cute moments of them in the behind the scene videos for the habs.

𐙚 when Cole was asked on a podcast what he’s been up to , and he jokingly said he’s been chaperoning his sister and juraj around , and then proceeded to talk happily about the couple.

ᥫ᭡ LOCK SCREENS!

﹕─┈ Gwen’s Lock Screen is one of her favorite pictures of Juraj that she has taken , Seeing him smile so big as he looked up at the fans screaming his name was a wonderful moment to witness.

﹕─┈ Juraj’s Lock Screen is a picture of Gwen on one of there dates , they went back to the bowling alley they went to on the day they first met. Juraj thought she looked so beautiful just singing along to the music playing in the background , so he of course had to take a picture.

ᥫ᭡ MOODBOARD!

˖ ་ 💭 roro’s notes ( I love them with all my heart pls I’ll sob 💔 PLS PLS PLS SEND IN SOME THOUGHTS , I WANNA WRITE MORE OF THEM . . . I hope you guys enjoy this and them !! Please let me know what you guys think !! )

moja hviezda = my star

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©️WINTFLEUR

[morethansalad]

Vegan Fánky / Božie Milosti / Slovak Carnival Dessert

recipe is in Slovak btw

[matan4il]

Update post:

The Washington Post reports that Israel has been giving time for a diplomatic solution to be found for the Hezbollah attacks and murder of people in Israel's north since Oct 7, but it has now set the end of January as a deadline, after which it will escalate its activity against the Iran-funded terrorist organization in southern Lebanon. Israel says it did not set a hard deadline, but I can say I heard many Israeli officials interviewed, who were very pessimistic about the chance of finding a diplomatic solution.

The parents of young Israelis murdered at the Nova music festival had a special event today, where they planted trees at the scene of the murder as part of Tu Bishvat, the Jewish holiday of celebrating the birthday of trees, which is due in a couple of days.

Israel has confiscated 15 million dollars in cash found in Hamas members' homes in Gaza. This money was found as Israeli soldiers are going house to house, and terror tunnel to terror tunnel, in search of the hostages. They've now uncovered a booby trapped terror tunnel in which 20 hostages were held over time, with actual cages in it. The presence of the hostages there was corroberated by DNA findings, as well as the finding of drawings made by 5 years old Emilia Aloni, who was released in the hostage deal.

An American Grammy nominated artist of Slovak descent has released a song criticizing the atrocities of Oct 7, and the rise in antisemitism following it. It's called OK (with the main lyrics being "We are not okay") by Five for Fighting. This is being an ally to Jews everywhere, done right.

This is 24 years old Karin Giorno.

She had a ticket to the Nova music festival, but sold it, because a few days earlier she broke her leg, and her parents asked her not to go to the party. However, friends convinced her to go with them after all, so she bought a new ticket, and went. For 11 days, she was missing. Her parents asked for info, but their number was passed around on Arab social media, and they got flooded by hate calls from people (phoning from all sorts of Arab countries such as Tunisia and Egypt), telling the family that they had Karin, and would rape and murder her. Eventually, Karin's body was identified. She was murdered on Oct 7, at the scene of the music festival. Karin worked at Pizzeria Italianos, which has been making food for Israeli soldiers for free since the start of the war. When Dvir, the owner of the pizzeria chain, got the news of Karin's murder, he was devastated. "She proved to me how capable women were under pressure, she became like family and I admired her," he said. He decided to do something in her memory. Shortly before the massacre, Karin had sent him a recipe for cinnabon. Now, this dish is a regular part of their menu, under the name "Bon Giorno," incorporating Karin's last name.

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[olliesoakberry]

Hi sam!

If you can, could you do juraj slafkovsky as a bf?

boyfriend!juraj headcanons

bf!juraj who purposefully puts things on the top shelf so you have to ask for his help to reach things

bf!juraj who will always be the big spoon but also loves to be cuddled after a rough game

bf!juraj who while he isn't the most talkative shows his love in other ways like physical touch and acts of service

bf!juraj who is very protective over you

bf!juraj who calls his mom so she can teach him how to cook Slovakian food for you

bf!juraj who teaches you Slovak so when you meet his parents you can talk to them (and because he thinks you speaking his native language is hot as fuck)

bf!juraj who calls you when he's on the road because he knows you fall asleep better when you're on the phone with him when he can't be there

bf!juraj who loves seeing you in his clothes because his t-shirts are basically a dress on you (let's be honest here this man is massive)

bf!juraj who tries his best to help you with your homework (even though he has no idea what's going on)

bf!juraj who comes over after every home game and road trip so you can wash his hair and give him a scalp massage

bf!juraj who enjoys introducing you to his teammates almost as much as they enjoy chirping him for how much he talks about you

bf!juraj who introduces you to arber and cole before everyone else because he knows they'll love you almost as much as he does

bf!juraj who tries to make you coffee in the morning (but ends up failing because he can't figure out the coffee machine)

bf!juraj who brings you lunch when he gets out of morning practice

bf!juraj who tries new foods from your native country because he wants to embrace your culture just as much as you've embraced his

bf!juraj who is the one who suggests a couples costume for halloween (it's clark kent and lois lane)

bf!juraj who loves it when you trace random shapes on his skin

bf!juraj who only wants you to patch him up after he gets in a fight

bf!juraj who will not hesitate to fight someone who says something bad about you

bf!juraj who while he's subtle about it sometimes, loves you no matter what

i hope you all enjoyed the first installment of boyfriend! headcanons: nhl edition! i love juraj personally so i hope this does him justice. have a good day/afternoon/night wherever you are and mwah!

xoxo, s.m.

[slafkovskys]

It’s Jurajs birthday!!! How is Gwen celebrating it?

she skipped her pilates class this morning in lieu of making him breakfast. juraj was surprised because she never stayed home from her classes. while the bacon was popping in the pan, he wraps his arms around her waist and lets his fingers play with the silk tie on her robe, “skip class for me? knew you love me a little but-”

“i will burn this food if you do not go brush your teeth,” she grumbles, melting into his chest as he presses a tender kiss to her cheek, “i don’t care that it’s your birthday.”

“yes you do,” he squeezes her hip before picking benedict up off the counter and mumbling something to him in slovak. gwen had been around the twenty year old long enough to decipher ‘momma’ and ‘mean’ but not much else.

they have tentative dinner plans at the same restaurant that he bought her that first drink for after the game, but if that falls through, a quiet night in with pizza is going to be just as nice.

join our spring sleepover 💐

[mangosimoothie]

𝕮𝖆𝖓’𝖙 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕳𝖊𝖆𝖙 (3/4)

Thanks to Collin, Ardor might be moving in a new direction. Who says vampires can't appreciate fine dining?

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RYAN: Let’s do this. Walk me through the menu. Hold on - that’s not my thermidor. The hell is that? 

(Collin's thoughts) Crapcrapcrap he knows you don’t know what you’re doing he’s not gonna like your idea he’s gonna think it’s stupid he’s gonna think you’re a waste of space he's not gonna like you he’s– oh shit he’s looking at you, say something, stupid! 

COLLIN: Um, well, I had some trouble with the shell…but it gave me the idea to braise the meat in pig’s blood? 

RYAN: You fucked around in my kitchen? 

COLLIN: N-no! One of the chefs did it for me– 

RYAN: So you interfered with my staff. 

CAMILLA: Oh come on, Chef, give him a break. Why don’t you try it? You might even be able to taste it like that.

RYAN:…Okay, yeah. This changes things.

COLLIN: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to– RYAN: It’s good, Waites.  CAMILLA: See? Told you you didn’t need to worry so much. 

RYAN: It almost tastes like it did before I lost my taste for mortal food. If we could do this but with human blood it could be BIG for newly turned vampires…I’m doing the whole menu like this. Now it’s just a question of what else would translate this well. 

CAMILLA: The soup, maybe? It has a sharp, earthy taste that the metallic taste of blood might blend with in an interesting way. 

RYAN: That soup is ​​česnečka – Slovak garlic soup. You want me to serve that to a vampire clientele? It’s getting cut.

CAMILLA: Oh. I guess I’m not that knowledgeable in Slovak cuisine. What if–

RYAN: Forget it, I’ll figure it out. Ideally without poisoning myself in the process.