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basics
full name: ophelia rian walsh
hometown: new york city, new york
current cities: new york city âł los angeles
occupation: student + intern
birthday: april 1, 2001
personality
pros: strategic, giving, resourceful
cons: spoiled, entitled, hot-headed
background
she was a surprise, not an accident, her parents always said. it didnât matter that daddy had another family in another part of town. she was their little gift, their little girl. they named her after the character her mother was playing on stage the night she met her father. a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. it took longer than it should have for her to meet her brothers, before she was allowed to be around them, but ever since the moment she stepped her little blonde head into their lives, she made it her mission to make them love her. she needed everyoneâs approval, always, especially the men in her life. her brothers were her shining stars, but she was the apple of her fatherâs eye. his baby girl. the littlest walsh, blessed with the same name even though she didnât share the same mother. she knew in order to survive in this family, sheâd have to listen to her daddy. she let herself be raised in his image, be his proud little protĂŠgĂŠ. she found herself growing to be more and more like him every day, following him into the cut throat business world without falter. sheâd do anything he told her to do. anything. after all, she just wanted to be loved.
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Why the fuck is tumblr taking up 35.38 GB OF MY FUCKING PHONE STORAGE ?!?
#tumblr#iphone#iphone storage#why does tumblr hate me#ily tumblr#but holy shit#shitpost#rambles#wtf#how can I fix this#??? idk#lesbian#queer#omnisexual#smash cache#I did that and a total of .14 GB were removed#wow#what a change
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Tumblrâs smash cache in iOS now gives you an amount? 306 MB ok.. đ¤ˇââď¸
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#this post brought to you by:#the mobile app crashing regularly now#Iâm not convinced it actually does anything#but thereâs def a little placebo affect going on#settings > general settings > scroll down to just above the Delete Account button#smash cache
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keigo in cat ears and a muzzle is gonna torture me until the day i die
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why the fuck tumblr 28 gb on my phone ??????
#girl how are bigger than the rhythm gacha game with 3d music videos????#malone says fuck#i tried smashing cache but it only got rid of 1 gb
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is anyone else having problems with constant ghost notifications on here. inbox, DMs, and even the dashboard notifications have all been messed up for me⌠iâve had a phantom ask in my inbox for months now and my dash has been stuck with a 60 new posts notif for just as long. and now i have 2 invisible DMs đ
#ive tried everything⌠logging out smashing my cache etc#ive resorted to just blocking the notifs with ublock lol#and since itâs also the dash notifs i dont think it has anything to do with blocked or banned accts#the one ask happened bc i never got a notif except in my notes page for one ask. and then#suddenly days later after i had already opened the inbox and seen the ask. i got the notif for it#and now itâs been stuck ever since
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just had to do the occasional full app deletion and redownload to clear the cache cause my phone keeps overheating itself lmao


truely a fascinating application and website theyâve created here
#like#congrats little buddy thatâs the worst anyoneâs ever done it level of website#and app in this case#i <3 you smash cache button that does nothing#my post
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deleted & reinstalled tumblr app to free up storage but the latest version for my ios is ugly af and barely functional kms
#lime.txt#love how 'smash cache' is just a button that literally does nothing#app developers never spare a thought for the storage capacityâchallenged anymore smh
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Why does tumblr app take up so much storageeee
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So tired of tumblr not wanting to load image posts after Iâm 20 posts deep in the dash đ
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The tumblr app acting weird for anyone else today?
#Iâve smashed the cache deleted the app and reinstalled changed from wifi to data and back again it doesnât need an update#and yet itâs been acting weird and buggy/laggy today no matter what I do
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soooo it turns out tumblr is NOT supposed to take up 16+GB of storage space on your phoneđ¤Şđ¤Ş
#THE PROBLEM WAS THIS SHIT SITE ALL ALONGđđđđ#needless to say the useless gd âsmash cacheâ button in the settings on here doesnât do fuckin squatâŚ.#got scared it was gonna make me update my iOS to re-download the app tho. but no I get to keep my poll-less cuneiform tablet version#anyway. delete your apps every so often kids#a cattail tale
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Make that four...........
oh man that one was at least half a year ago i think. u gotta smash cache in the app or smth!!!
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Dear mr sex bat,
How much wear and tear is too much for a silicone dildo? I recently bought a brand new one but upon opening it I found some scratches and scuffs on the tip. Nothing huge, but definitely stuff that cut into the silicone at least a little. Is this a red flag, or just plain old "nothing comes off the assembly line in perfect shape"? I know that more nooks and crannies= more careful cleaning needed since bacteria like to nest in there, but do I just need to remember to boil this thing and go about my day or is this bad and I should look for a refund/better options? (Obviously no returns, since. Sex toy.) If details help, it's from Maia brand, bought from HappyBed, which is a retailer recommended by super smash cache, who in turn was obviously recommended by you. Which is a bit of a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend situation in regards to trustworthiness, but I digress. If it's not obvious, this was my first ever sex toy and I am hyperaware of all the possible ways it could go wrong.
Thank you for your advice and patience, hope you have a great day â¤ď¸
(PS: in your faq, one of your questions is listed as "how do i remove YOUR pubic hair?" Based on your expressed opinions on both bush removal and strangers getting in your business, this seems like perhaps it might have been a typo.)
hi anon,
personally, in the name of caution, I wouldn't generally use anything that arrived visibly damaged. I've personally never seen any sex toys pre-scratched, whether I've ordered them online or encountered them in a store, and that's definitely not standard.
in addition to harboring bacteria, scratches in a toy create exposed edges that can in turn abrade the inside of a vagina or anus, creating microtears that can harbor bacteria. all sex comes with risk, sure, but that feels like an unnecessary one to me.
I recognize that's a huge bummer given that there's not returns, and I'm so sorry for whatever cost you sank into your first ever toy only to get a dud :(
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im going crazy imagining jesse watching reader fight a bloater by herself like what tommy did on the show, while jesse is trapped somewhere and can't get to her and help. could you write something about that?? she wins in the end ofc
through the glass | jesse x reader
author's note : heyy ! i actually loved this idea, i hope it's written to your standards ! slowly, making my way through the requests currently. tysm, please request anything else!
summary : while trapped behind reinforced glass, jesse is forced to watch helplessly as you face a deadly bloater alone in a collapsing outpost. against all odds, you defeat the monsterâbut the ordeal leaves jesse shaken and unable to hide just how much you mean to him.
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the snow crunched beneath your boots, brittle and thin in the mid-morning sun. you adjusted your grip on your rifle and glanced back over your shoulder. jesse was two steps behind, shotgun slung casually across his chest, brows furrowed.
âdid you have to volunteer us for the outpost sweep?â he asked.
you smiled thinly. âit was either that or sorting rations all day.â
âsorting rations sounds like less of a death sentence.â
you rolled your eyes, but jesseâs grin was fond, warm. the easy banter had become a comfort between you twoâa buffer against the cold, the fear, and the grief that hovered around jackson like its own form of weather.
the patrol route had started routine enough. a two-hour hike east to an abandoned power station tommy wanted cleared for possible supply caches. the place had been sealed off for years, the old chain-link fence still mostly intact.
it wasnât supposed to be bad. just a sweep. in and out.
famous last words.
youâd barely made it through the main generator room when the first runners appeared, screeching as they hurled themselves down rusted catwalks. it was manageable at firstâjesse on your flank, your rifle picking off the fast ones, his shotgun roaring like thunder in the enclosed space.
the problem wasnât the runners. the problem was the collapse.
youâd heard the groan of metal and shouted a warning, but too late. a support beam gave way with a shriek, crashing through the walkway between you and jesse.
the world shuddered, dust choking your lungs. when it cleared, you were alone on one side of the control room, jesse on the otherâseparated by a thick pane of cracked security glass, reinforced and spiderwebbed but still intact.
you ran to it, pounding with your fist. âjesse!â
he was already up, bruised but moving, slamming his own fist against the other side. âshit. you okay?â
âyeah.â you coughed. âyou?â
âfine.â his gaze flicked over your shoulder, sharp suddenly. âbehind you.â
you spun. two more runners. you dispatched them quickly, breath coming fast.
âi canât get through this,â jesse said, trying the door next to the glass. it was fused shut from the collapse, handle twisted uselessly. âstay put. iâll find another way around.â
but your heart had already started to pound harderânot from exertion, but from the low, guttural roar that echoed up through the lower level vents.
a roar youâd only heard once before.
âbloater,â you whispered.
jesseâs face paled. âno. fuckâno, no, no.â
there was nowhere to run.
the floor vibrated with its steps before you saw itâa hulking shape emerging from the far end of the room, tearing a reinforced door clean off its hinges.
moss-covered plates of fungus armored its body, thick and rotted with age. the smell was suffocatingâwet decay and spore-thick air that burned your throat even through your scarf.
the bloater paused, its eyeless head tilting, sensing movement. then it let out a roar and charged.
you barely had time to roll behind a concrete pillar, the thingâs massive arm smashing down where youâd stood a second before. shrapnel of concrete and spores exploded into the air.
through the haze, you heard jesseâs voice, frantic.
â(y/n), move! you canât fight it aloneâdonât! just hide until iââ
âi canât!â you shouted, shouldering your rifle and firing. the bullets hit its armor with sickening thunks but didnât slow it. âi have to.â
and jesse couldnât reach you. he could only watch, fists white against the glass.
âplease,â he said, voice cracking. âdonât do this.â
you didnât answer. you couldnât. not with the bloater closing in again.
you ran. not away, but to higher groundâa rusted metal staircase half-collapsed but still climbable. you scrambled up as the bloater swung at the supports. the whole thing shuddered under its strength.
from your vantage point, you lobbed a molotov, the flame blooming against its fungal plating. it roared in fury but kept coming, tearing a pipe from the wall and hurling it toward you. the metal bar missed by inches, embedding in the wall behind.
âcome on,â you muttered, reloading. âburn, you son of a bitch.â
jesseâs voice came again, hoarse. âitâs too armored! you need to hit the soft spots! under the plates!â
you knew. but knowing and hitting those weak spots while being hunted was another matter.
the staircase groaned ominously as the bloater grabbed it, pulling the whole structure down. you leapt clear, landing hard on your shoulder. pain lanced through your side, but you rolled to your feet, teeth gritted.
jesse was still pounding on the glass. â(y/n), you gotta move! thereâs a gas lineâsee the valve near the generator!â
your gaze snapped to it. a bright red wheel near a rusted pipe.
you sprinted. the bloater chased, slower now but relentless. you reached the valve and turned it hard. the hiss of escaping gas filled the room.
ânow what?â you gasped.
âspark it! spark it!â jesse shouted.
heart hammering, you drew your pistol, aimed at a nearby fuse box sparking with exposed wiresâand fired.
the explosion was deafening.
fire rolled through the lower half of the room. the bloater shrieked, flailing in the flames. pieces of armor cracked and fell away, revealing raw, fungal flesh beneath.
now. now.
ignoring the heat and smoke, you ran, vaulting a fallen beam to get close. you switched to your shotgun, hands shaking but steady enough. you fired point-blank into the exposed tissue at its side. again. again. fungal matter sprayed in wet chunks.
the bloater swung wildly, catching your side with a glancing blow. you hit the ground hard, ribs screaming in protest.
âget up!â jesseâs voice cracked over the ringing in your ears. âpleaseâget up!â
you forced yourself upright. the bloater was wounded now, sluggish, but not dead. you had one shell left.
you limped forward. blood trickled down your temple. you met its blind gazeâand fired the last round straight into its exposed throat.
for a moment, there was silence.
then the bloater collapsed with a final, shuddering groan, its body steaming and smoldering.
you stood over it, swaying. the room swam around you. but you were alive.
you heard the sound of metal giving way. jesse had found somethingâan old crowbarâand was prying the damaged door open with desperate strength. he burst through the gap moments later, sprinting toward you.
â(y/n)!â
you tried to smile but staggered. he caught you before you fell, arms wrapping around you like a lifeline.
âjesus. jesus christ.â his voice was rough, torn. âi thoughtâi thoughtââ
âiâm okay,â you managed, voice hoarse. âiâm okay.â
âyouâre not. youâre bleeding.â his hand hovered near your side, eyes wide and glassy. âi justâi couldnât do anything. i had to stand there and watch, and it killed me. you couldâveââ his voice broke off.
you reached up, fingers brushing his jaw. âbut i didnât.â
his gaze locked with yours. for a second, it looked like he was going to say something elseâthen the dam broke.
âi love you, okay?â the words tumbled out, raw and desperate. âiâve been trying to hold it in, trying to be smart about it, but watching you fight that thing and thinking you were gonna die and i couldnât do a damn thingââ his breath hitched. âi canâtâi canât do this anymore without telling you. i love you. youâre it for me.â
your heart stuttered. through the pain, the smoke, the blood, the words landed like a spark in your chest.
âjesseâŚâ you cupped his face with a shaking hand. âi love you too. iâi didnât know if iâd get the chance to say it. i kept thinking: if this is it⌠you should know.â
relief washed over his features, almost breaking him. a breathless laugh escaped himâhalf joy, half grief.
âcome here,â he whispered, and leaned in.
the kiss was soft, trembling, reverent. no more words needed.
when he pulled back, his forehead pressed to yours. his voice was quieter now, steadier.
âyou scared the shit out of me.â
you managed a faint smile. âno promises.â
he exhaled a shaky breath, then straightened, slipping one arm beneath your shoulders. âletâs get you home.â
you nodded, and this time you didnât argueâyou let him carry you out of the wreckage.
weeks later, when your ribs had mostly healed and the bruises faded to dull yellow, jesse still woke some nights gasping, sweat-soaked.
you could always tell when it hit him worst. his breathing would change firstâshort, sharp. youâd wake before he even spoke.
âjesse,â youâd murmur, pulling him close. âiâm here.â
heâd clutch you then, as if grounding himself. sometimes heâd shake. sometimes his voice broke:
âi couldnât reach you,â heâd whisper into your hair. âi just had to watch you fight that thingâi thought i was gonna lose you.â
and every time, youâd kiss him, slow and certain, fingers stroking his jaw. âyou didnât lose me. you wonât.â
he never argued, not anymore. he just held you tighter, as though afraid the promise would vanish if he let go.
it was a month after the outpost when tommy finally cleared you both to return to lighter patrols. that first evening back from the foothills, jesse surprised youâhe didnât head straight to the mess hall, didnât suggest meeting the others.
instead, he led you quietly through the back streets of jackson to his cabin.
there were no words as you kicked off your boots by the door. he lit the stove, set a kettle to boil, then crossed the small space to where you sat curled on the couch.
jesse knelt in front of you, brow furrowed. he cupped your face gently, as though still half-afraid youâd vanish under his touch.
âi meant it,â he said softly, searching your eyes. âwhat i said back there. i love you.â
you smiled, fingers curling into his shirt. âyouâve shown me every day since.â
his breath caughtâhalf a laugh, half relief. âyeah, well. i plan on keepinâ at it.â
you pulled him in then, your kiss slow and sure. there was no desperation in it nowâjust warmth, belonging, the quiet truth that neither of you had to run anymore.
later, after tea and laughter and shared silence beneath the worn quilt on his bed, jesse whispered against your temple:
âi used to think i had time. that i could tell you later.â his voice cracked faintly. âbut watching you fight that thingâthinking it was too lateâit changed everything. i wonât waste any more of it.â
you shifted closer, your voice a murmur. âme either.â
outside, snow began to fall again, soft against the windowpane. but inside, wrapped in each otherâs arms, the world was warm, steady, andâat lastâsafe.
#jesse x reader#tlou jesse x reader#jesse tlou#jesse oneshot#tlou jesse oneshot#jesse tlou x reader#jesse tlou imagines#jesse fluff#tlou jesse
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