#smooth talker…

[charmac]

[areyouscaredyet]

when he’s speaking your language

[chowdergal]

When the vampire gang is allowed in...

[sylviabit-thehand]

I just love when Marissa is chatting Neil up and he sits there like “Omg she needs to talk about exy or stfu. 😒” Kevin raised him well

[fakenooodles]

happy meet the family Friday! Here’s Remmick dogging Sammie's heels one night when Jedidiah calls out to Sammie.

Sam: shit! You need to go. Now.

Rem: why, who’s that?

Sam: don’t turn around, don’t—fuck!

Rem: evenin’ sir! What can we do you for?

Jed: *extremely unnerved by a white man calling him sir* I’m…just trying to speak to my son. How may I ask, do you two know each other? *eyes how little space there is between them*

Rem: Your son! Mr. Moore, it is truly an honor to meet you! *grabs his hand and shakes Jedidiah’s whole body* Mr. Moore, let me tell you, your son is one of the greatest blues singers I’ve had the pleasure of hearing, you must be very proud! *still shaking his hand*

Jed: Indeed. >:/ *pulls his hand away finally*

Sam: *staring into the distance, considering how best to commit suicide*

Rem: oh, now, Mr. Moore tell me you’ve heard him sing? Ain’t no body can have a sour mood after listening to this man’s dulcet tones. *clasps Sammie’s shoulder*

Jed: I have heard him sing. In my church choir every Sunday. Of which he’s been missing the last few weeks to stay late at that den of sin his cousins run.

Sam: *wondering where he can find a shovel to start digging his grave then and there*

Rem: Well…I see, that is a serious problem…*brain cells burst in his head like popcorn* But I think if you saw his work at the juke joint you’d feel differently.

Jed: how so?

Rem: My boy Sammie here, *throws arm around his shoulder and points at him* He ain’t no typical blues singer. They call him Preacher Boy on account of he starts every night with a quick prayer. Lets the folks there know they all loved in the eyes of the Lord. Then he sings the most beautiful blues renditions of the hymnals you ever heard. Goll-ee, not a dry in eye that place when he’s done with them. Rem: *pulls his arm back and clasps his hands together to plead* After all, Mr. Moore, weren’t it Jesus that preached straight to the people? That made friends with the whores and the sinners and the adulterers? Weren’t it Jesus that said “They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick. I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.”?

Jed: Well….I suppose that is true…

Rem: Mr. Moore I KNOW you would change your tune if you saw the faces of the people that Preacher Boy has touched. I tell you now, if you see Mr. Smoke or Mr. Stack walk up to your church one fine Sunday morning, you’ll know it’s because Sammie’s songs have reached through their sinning hearts.

Jed: *Looking at Sammie with amazement* I had no idea my son was singing like that. Why didn’t you tell me, Samuel?

Sam: *mumble mumble*

Rem: Oh he’s just modest. Didn’t want to embarrass ya if it didn’t go well. But they ask for his rendition of ‘Amazing Grace’ bout three times a night, can’t get enough of it. So don’t you go too hard on him, Mr. Moore, we are all called to serve the Lord in different ways. Goodnight to ya, may the Lord Jesus Christ look after you and your family. Bless ya *shakes his hand again and does the sign of the cross* And I’ll see you next week Sammie! *winks and leaves*

Sammie, internally: could he ham it up any more, jesus

[we-dont-talk-about-potato-nonono]

Poof / Peri!!! 💜🪄(FOP: A New Wish)

[siginari]

I'm really trying to be normal about this....

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

CASUALLY approaching my coworker who i barely know to have a CASUAL conversation with NO UNDERLYING MOTIVATIONS whatsoever

[ninjacat-uchihaparrish]

Adams monologue/spiel to ronan in Greywaren where he pours his heart and soul out to him and confesses his loss of identity and direction is just sooo beautifully written/spoken. I’ve noticed that when he wants to be, Adam can communicate and articulate himself quite well actually (you just kind of have to push him to the edge / catch him in a train of thought)

Another one I can think of is when Adam finally confronts blue about hiding her romance with Gansey, Adam doesn’t just straight up ask her no. Instead he starts with a little lead up story about ronan was annoying when they first met, and he was a heart attack but like hey al least Gansey liked him cause he was honest! (But he said it in a way better way than I did)

Or that one deleted monologue about being god and the bugs fucking, that’s always surprising when I reread it but like yeah king talk your shit (even tho Gansey has a record for being a shit talker, when he’s being really ernest like his ‘love is a privilege’ bit with blue, he can talk good too!)

So anyways all of this is kinda a precursor to an idea I had stemming from the fact that Adam might initially feel a little inferior in his relationship just cause ronans been into him longer. And maybe ronans been a little unconvinced that he really means anything at all to Adam. So Adam goes on some sort of similar tirade about like no you idiot just cause you had a head start doesn’t mean I haven’t caught up. In fact it’s MORE impressive on my part that I’ve already caught up and fallen in love with you isn’t it?? Cause it means I fell headfirst! Get that through your thick head dumbass (he’d say it in a much better was but you get the point!)

[linolinoing]

[songfulgravedigger]

i can't believe he left antony there unsupervised

[inkflwrs]

do y’all think Vi was a “mamas” lesbian before she met cait in prison?

[sylviabit-thehand]

Yikes so sad 😞 Alexa, play you know I get it being raised a superstar must be really really difficult for you. Always a commodity never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking you’re a damn off the court- yeah sounds rough. Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time. I know that it’s not entirely your fault that you are mentally unbalanced and infected with these delusions of grandeur, and I know you’re physically incapable of holding a decent conversation with anyone like every other normal human being, but I don’t think any of us should have to put up with this much of your bullshit. Pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults ago. So please, please shut the fuck up and leave us alone.

[danmeichael]

Don't hold back

i just think wei wuxian would be a special kind of 🥴 about jc's body changing. he's a little freak who did a non-consensual organ transplant in canon, so, y'know.

i just. y'know. think wei wuxian should coax noises out of jiang cheng. groans that were just hoarser when jiang cheng first started t but have evened out again, deeper now from both hrt and voice training.

its hard to get him to make noise, he's generally pretty quiet and wwx doesn't mind because that just makes it feel like a fun challenge to get a rise out of him, but he gets more vocal as his voice changes. if only a little, letting noises slip more often, slightly louder.

wei wuxian wishes just a little that he could kiss jiang cheng's voice out of his mouth and swallow it. because he is a freak and a pervert.

[dathomirdumpsterfire]

[dafpork]

Daffy as we all know is usually the more affectionate one and INSTIGATOR of the affection, but i absolutely love thinking about Porky trying to hint that he wants affection, Daffy (somewhat justifiably) not getting the point, and Porky getting extremely irritated. which wouldn’t happen if he just used his words or made the first move. imagining Porky politely standing waiting for Daffy to kiss him on the cheek and Daffy just saying “hey you got a crick in your neck or somethin” and walking past him as Porky fights the urge to bash his head against a wall