#snackable

[kindahoping4forever]

Ash with a fan in Perth today

📸: Faith Moran for Getty Images

[xtruss]

Nobody Reads Ads. But Write Ads In A Way That Feels New (And Relatable), And People Will Read Every Word.

A Small Archive of Old and New Print & Outdoor Ads + One Thing Each Ad Does Well. Curated and Snackable Copywriting Breakdowns

— By Miguel Ferreira.

[yesloulou]

Daniel at Bills vs. Jaguars in London, Oct 2023

[jentlemahae]

[rhytmrocket]

youve heard of just. a block of dry ramen

now behold

apple slices and also a quarter cup of chocolate chips

[gayathreya]

suriya at an agaram related event (16/7/23)

[mylittleredgirl]

hi i wanted to let you know i'd barely ever heard of stargate and didn't even know sga was a spinoff series but your weir gif blogging got me to watch the series and now i'm hooked

omg, ENJOY the war crimes ENJOY our troupe of loser space besties i’m SORRY about the horrors~

[kurapikas-fucking-pissed]

telling myself "you made these cookies for other people, stop fucking eating them" like a human trying to get their dog to not eat a bunch of treats that have spilled on the floor

[catelyngrant]

The thing is, I feel like Roman Roy is someone who’d have a very high tolerance to insanely spicy food and would get some masochistic pleasure out of, like, eating raw peppers or casually snacking on...say...incredibly, dangerously spicy chips.

So something’s up, there’s a war room situation at Waystar, all hands on deck, etc. Everyone’s been there for hours. Gerri’s tired and hungry and irritable, Roman’s making these obnoxious crunching noises while he snacks, and finally she snaps and snatches the bag away from him. 

Before he can stop her, she pops a chip  in her mouth.

I’d say you can imagine what happens next, but the fun part is that you don’t have to!

Except it’s Gerri, not J, so as steam billows out of her ears and sweat pours down her face and she gasps for breath, she’s trying not to be conspicuous or draw attention to herself. Even though she’s literally dying.

Now, if the team is spread out and Roman and Gerri are alone (or mostly alone) in her office, he’d probably be pissing himself with laughter but also trying to help her by, I don’t know, rubbing her back or something equally ineffective, and she’d be able to let go a bit more and gasp for help/water/etc. and just try to keep it together enough so that people can’t tell through the glass walls that she might need an ambulance. 

If, on the other hand, they’re all together in a conference room—Roman, Karolina, Frank, Karl, Kendall, Logan—it’s a different story. I like to think that Roman would have the quick-thinking wherewithal (and mild guilt, even though she stole the bag in the first place) to invent an immediate though clearly fake emergency and get her out of there before the worst of it all kicked in because he knows how much she’d hate for anyone to see her lose her composure so spectacularly. That said...it’s Roman, who is not necessarily known for his practicality and cool head in a crisis, so. 

Short story is that this could play out a lot of different ways but I feel like all of them end up with Gerri forcing Roman to stick a hot pepper up his own ass.

[leynaeithnea]

Garden season has begun, time to snack on burning nettles while foraging for other yums

[fastfur07]

SWEET SWEEP LES GOOOOOOOOOO

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Wes & Lucy headed to the stage to fuck shit up

[edrick-rolling]

"So uh, should I be concerned over the fact that Grimwalkers seem to like biting me?" Damien makes the third now.

Was it a stim thing? Was there something about him that just seemed particularly tasty? Was it something he did? He's kinda flustered, kinda flattered, but more curious than anything else.

[mediculling]

@jewelofafrica replied: What type of snacks do you like? 

dried mea+s. selec+ corn chip flavors. +he like.

[perditious]

probablyshould’ve blanched the oranges a third time, from a technical viewpoint—never done this with fruit possessing such an abundance of pith 😂

but i kind of like the little bit of bite, so that’s fine.

princess baby is pleased my weekend trip got cancelled. means more time to be the little spoon, as is her right and privilege &c.