#snakelord

[utsusemistevo]

Communitober 2022 Drawing Challenge. Day 28 - Cobra #communitober #drawingchallenge #communiteapeeps #discord #digitalart #art #fanart #cobra #kobrakhan #heman #mastersoftheuniverse #hemanandthemastersoftheuniverse #80stoys #snakelord https://www.instagram.com/p/CkQJlOoNsFi/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[aoife-asturmaux]

a snakelord fate popped mere minutes after i had logged out, so i rushed back in to catch it and finally get the capybara!!! it's so cute.... ;-;

also it means my mount hotbar gets to be 3 round friends and a siege weapon

[pyxinavis]

Rose from the grave of Tumblr inactivity to post this. I struggled so hard to get Reginald’s mugshot picture to look right augh.

Just some post-campaign shenanigans, nothing to see here.

Reginald isn’t mine he belongs to my DM @/snakelord-char <3

× No Usage, repost, or faceclaiming please.

[woweekazow33]

CW AND TW: sh, angst, and Grim generally being a bitch

Your name is Grim Balinsky, and you just majorly fucked up. You are a freshly thirteen year old girl, standing in front of the person you loathed most, Evie Cooper. You would indeed call yourself a Bitch, but you wore that tag with pride. Your auntie always said that Bitches were hot, and thats what you believed your entire life. Yet you dont exactly realize that being a bitch isn't that great.

''Excuse... Excuse me?'' Evie said, in a faux warning tone that cut off your infant monologue.

''You heard me. At least when I put my wrists to a barcode machine they dont count me as laundry detergent from isle 9.'' You glared at her as you repeated your former sentence, watching her face fall as she realizes what you meant.

''Oh... Oh my god!'' Evie gasped, suddenly gripping at her sleeves. It was obvious, she never wore anything else but that stupid hoodie. It was tacky, just like her stupid snake obsession. ''You... You fucking bitch!'' You giggled, you loved getting called a bitch, it made you feel... Powerful. You then remembered people were watching, and you sighed.

''Listen, if I were you...'' You paused dramatically before leaning in and whispering, ''I would just shoot my brains out already.'' And then you left, hearing the whispers and shaky breaths fade as you left the room.

~

Your name is Evie Cooper, and you.. don’t know what to do. You are a freshly thirteen year old girl, standing in front of the person you thought you were pretty good friends with, Grim Balinsky.

''Excuse... Excuse me?'' you said, not quite understanding grim’s comment, you had never been the brightest

''You heard me. At least when I put my wrists to a barcode machine they dont count me as laundry detergent from isle 9.'' She repeated, glaring what felt like a hundred daggers into you. Your face dropped immediately as you realized what she meant…

''Oh... Oh my god!'' You gasped, suddenly gripping at your sleeves. The sleeves of your favorite hood. It had a snake on the front to go with your obsession, an obsession Grim called tacky.. and maybe it was, but what did you care. ''You... You fucking bitch!'' Was all you could think to say… and then, she giggled, she fucking giggled. You didn’t know it was possible to be this angry, you didn’t know what to do you were just so angry. With all these people watching... honestly what could you do?? All you know is you didn’t want to cry.. you wouldn’t cry, you couldn’t let her win.

''Listen, if I were you...'' She paused dramatically before leaning in and whispering, ''I would just shoot my brains out already.'' And then she left. She left you in a crowd full of people. people who would try to console you, then whisper and gossip behind your back. You stopped talking to Grim after that..

~

Your name is Tobi Harris, and you are indifferent about the situation. You are a freshly thirteen-year-old child who doesn't know how to reply to what snakeLord or glamorousAgitator is yapping about.

This agitating, annoying, bothersome, prick was going on and on about what she did to snakeLord. Grim apparently told her to end it all. You sigh watching the chat logs slowly be filled by her stupid rant. You could never understand why she thought being scum was cool.

gA: BRO!! evie is so annoying

gA: i like

gA: met up with them during lunch, y'kno

gA: n then

gA: i saw their... y'kno

gA: and like

gA: i had 2 call it out!!!

gT: their what

gA: their!!! y'kno!! scars..!!!

gA: no one needs to see that!!

gT: damn

gA: and then guess what i told them!!

gT: what

gA: I said, wurd for wurd...

gA: ''You heard me. At least when I put my wrists to a barcode machine they dont count me as laundry detergent from isle 9.''

gA: and then!!

gA: ''Listen, if I were you. I would just shoot my brains out already.''

gT: wow so cool and quirky

gA: IKR!!! I just cant get their face out of my head!! LMAO!!!

gA: she looked so stupid, abt to cry n shit!!

Switching to the tab with snakeLords conversation to silence the constant pings. Evie was blabbering about how much of a bitch glamorousAgitator is. did you really care? No, but any side is better than Grims.

SL: TOBO

SL: I

Sl: TOBI

SL: HELP??

SL: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF I THINK

GT: what are you yapping about

SL: UH

SL: i’m gonna turn off my caps..

SL: so like-

SL: uhm

GT: spit it the fuck out

SL: GRIM

SL: IS FUCKING

SL: MAKING ME UPSET

SL: what am i supposed to- HOW DO I RESPOND??

GT: seriously what are you yapping about

SL: basically they like

SL: geeze.. how do i even explain

SL: she just like- IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

SL: so much things- basically just OUTING ME dor

GT: dor

SL: shhhhh…

SL: FOR like

SL: then they told me to like- kms BASICALLY

SL: AND THEY WERE GIGGLING

SL: GIGHLING!!!!

SL: after she said my arms looked like barcodes

SL: IN FRONT OF PEOPLE

SL: i thought this was all for shits anf giggles

GT: WHAT.

SL: i think

SL: maybe

SL: grim might not like me

SL: BUT WHY ARE THEY SUCH

SL: why are they so mean and they like- they ENJOY BEFING A BITCH

GT: language

SL: i think

SL: i’m going to try and explain everything that happened..

SL: in ONE MESSAGE(ikr, shocker) to get it out of my system

GT: woah

SL: SO we were like- goofing around or at least i thought we were?? thinking back now they DEFIANTLY don’t like me.. but anyway we kinda were in an argument and just OUT OF NOWHERE she just fucking “At least when I put my wrists to a barcode machine they dont count me as laundry detergent from isle 9.'' and i called her a bitch because WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?? and you know what she does??? SHE GIGGLES. SHE FLIPPING GIGGLES(there i you cursed for you) AND JUST- then she leans in and tells me i should KILL MYSELF and just- walks off after that, leaving me with this crowd of onloolers.

SL: and that’s basically what happened

SL: i think now

SL: i’m going to sleep

You yawned, watching as Evie sent her last message. Instead of giving her the advice she wished for you got up and went to your kitchen. That BLT in the fridge was calling your name

~

I wrote for Grim Balinsky (both her pov and the pesterlog)

@terrifiedtrinket wrote for Evie Cooper (both her pov and the pesterlog)

@rainyswrld wrote for Tobi Harris

[sjweminem]

Was there like? A possession thing? With snakelord and his hunky nerdy manservant? Or am I mixing up my fraught-with-sexual-tension anime boys? Possession is always hot. Live in my veins bby

my knowledge of the series is still virtually nonexistent you could be right i mean orochimaru and kabuto use countless unconventional means of expression to show their love for one another <3 or if this is specifically about how kabuto put orochimaru's DNA straight into his fucking veins and got all fucked up looking (hot) from it that's very much something that happened

[19silvermirrors]

Sweet birthday boy wishes you goodnight ^___^

[awesomesnowdude06]

I was just scribbling a lil snakelord when I realized who the figure really is. @crows-with-laurel A hooded portrayal of my good friend Wood.

[a-very-fond-farewell]

So it’s safe to say that Crowley invented tumblr, uh?

[dummy-grett]

Wow. I had a dream where @snakelord-sport and I got married, but it was really weird because there were not any humans there. Mostly just vegetable people. Also the ring bearer was Minty. She did a good job and everyone cheedred!! Yay!!

[markoftheasphodel]

Actually, after thinking about fandom circa the W administration, something relevant to present FE fandom leapt out at me...

So, I was quite into the meta scene of Harry Potter fandom-- not making it (lord no) but consuming vast quantities of it on LJ and some of the private archives that still existed circa 2005. And it was a fairly queer scene, and out of that queerness there was a substantial amount of sympathy for Snape, the Malfoys, the overall Black/Tonks family, and basically anyone who wasn’t a Weasley. A lot of the fen kind of loathed the Weasleys with their super-Gryffindor-ness and their super heteronormative family and general extraversion. The Weasleys clearly reminded a fair chunk of queer HP meta-fandom of the actual blithe oppressors they faced on a day-to-day basis, oppressors far more relatable than noseless snakelord kinda shit.

And as the series ground on, some of the meta-theorists became incredibly attached to theories/scenarios that redeemed Slytherins in general and revealed House Gryffindor and most of their in-canon rep to be terribad people unworthy of participation in the final victory. Snape was the True Hero, or Draco Malfoy would finally be a co-protagonist with Harry, or Regulus Black would have his posthumous moment in the sun... or something.

Which, fine. But then HP7 and That Epilogue dropped and all the meta-castles crumbled and rather than just saying “LOL canon what canon?” and writing fanfic forever... a number of the Slytherin meta types went BATSHIT in the face of One Big Happy Weasley Family, irrelevant Malfoys, and a very dead Snape. Like, full-blown Death-Eater sympathy batshit.

And there’s a certain amount of sense to it-- that when you’re oppressed/marginalized in life, and the “good guys” who win in canon represent this heteronormative world that is patently unjust and also riddled with jocks, arguably queer-coded and somewhat glamorous (or camp!) villains are a draw.

But then you have the prospect of queer fen writing public defenses of the actual Wizarding Nazis/Wizarding KKK/C’Mon you guys these are actual advocates for genocide. Which, you know, happened. I ran like hell into the world of SSB-->FE and never went back.

And there’s a whiff of this in the current state of FE fandom. I thought it seemed familiar but only now did I place that recollection. I guess in that context I do understand it but ultimately the hardcore Slytherfen were effed up and best avoided.

[nickthehat]

Be the change you want... #snakelord #olympia

[z7rkive]

I can’t believe my followers r like just watching (you: 🗿🗿🗿) me go through my teenager years as I shit post 🤡🤡🤡 n talk abt Harry getting his ass eaten by Snakelord + support the sub joon/kook agenda 😤😤😤😤😤😤

[the-noir-sturm-hunters]

State of the Storms Address

Alright. Its time to revamp this blog, i know i haven't been paying much attention to this one because after volume 3 all my students were kinda lost and I didn’t know where to put them, i still don’t but i wont let that stop me from doing things with them. 

Doing this is gonna require me to manually go through all of the people im following and sort em through inactive or not. I know a lot of you converted to full personals and if i unfollow its nothing against you,make sure you follow me on my own personal @snakelord-char, (havent been active on that one but that’ll probably change) but i got to put some order down to actually be able to make this blog be able to function again. 

Also gotta work on my rules again. 

[4chanmusic]

https://superlust.bandcamp.com/album/common-interests

[winraw]

Not my fkn absolute scum snakelord agents moving in someone two days before Christmas with 24hrs notice during a pandemic.

[isaidquirky]

hothleia replied to your post: i don’t mean to alarm anyone but i think taylor...

“taylor swift is definitely up to something” -CNN. whaaat is haaappening.gif

ifyouresure replied to your post: i don’t mean to alarm anyone but i think taylor...

taylor has 100% lifted a man into the air by his neck before and also kissed selena thank you

rootmacklin replied to your post: i don’t mean to alarm anyone but i think taylor...

how many lipsticks will she eat

the eclipse has unleashed her final form. our lipstick-eating, goo-touching snakelord is stacking her shinier awards somewhere and waiting for lightning to strike, so her power will be eternal.