#sneaky plan

[nancywheeeler]

("i would bring the snacks!" you're the fixer. "i'm wearing a bunch of different disguises!" you're the conman. "explosions!" you're the gadget guy. "i'm making sure everyone else does their fucking jobs!" you're the second in command. "i'm just chilling." you're not invited.)

[masala-and-thunderstorms]

Broke: Edgin is a mastermind rogue.

Woke: Edgin is a paladin who broke his oath.

Bespoke: Edgin is a bard whose player doesn't care about spellcasting, they just thought it would be funny.

[bonebabbles]

Ok. Fun scooby-doo jokes are over. Time for a graphic birthing scene as Star Flower enters premature labor after being starved for days and running to get away from a bunch of stinky, dirty rogues.

The writers will see a woman character and ask, "Is anyone going to describe the pain and viscera in intense, obsessive detail?" and not even wait

*Shrek voice* she doesn't even get the birthing stick

(under a cut because eurgh)

It's gotta be super dramatic, to really tease the audience with the idea that Clear Sky might lose a third pregnant wife for his pain.

Star Flower has been put through such INTENSE torment to make Clear Sky feel bad and rally the cats to come together to help him out that it's taken me out of it completely.

Gray Wing also realizes he's been thinking about Star Flower too much, while she's bleeding out and giving birth several weeks early after escaping Slash's Torment Nexus, so he takes a moment to rotate his brother around in his head for a bit.

"He'd been so panicked about Star Flower that he hadn't thought about his brother," who is apparently going to get set upon by a band of Slash's angry rogues all alone in this fantasy daydream Gray Wing has conjured up in his head.

Like, apparently Clear Sky is going to leave the meeting with Slash, get told about the secret plan to rescue Star Flower which was happening concurrently (already happened; we saw this), then jump up and run from what everyone's told him, bolt towards a camp he doesn't know the location of, and a patrol of Slash's warriors are going to find him?

ok.

Anyway then all the women come together to midwife for Star Flower.

And then Clear Sky and Star Flower cuddle around the new kits and act all cute. The "pure love" in Clear Sky's eyes is focused on, everyone recommends he takes extra good care of his premature kits, etc. He's So Totally Changed Now, through the magic of wife and babies.

All I'm thinking about is how he kills one of these children later, by refusing to allow Acorn Fur to complete her training and throwing a tantrum about how "SkyClan doesn't ask for help unless we have no choice!" when she tells him she can't treat his son's fox-inflicted mauling alone.

One more patented brother moment between Clear Sky and Gray Wing

I'm just gonna be honest, man... I hear from a LOT of people that this tugs at their heartstrings, so maybe I just don't "get it." But this WHOLE series long, Gray Wing has pissed himself over how Clear Sky can't have possibly "changed that much" from when they were children, won't accept that he's a child-beating and woman-slaughtering tyrant, IMMEDIATELY jumps to his defense at every turn even when it's ridiculous, and here's the payoff.

Hugging and sniffing his Dear Brother and having a flashback to them being babies at their mother's breast, secure in the knowledge he was right all along.

That every time he downplayed abuse, shoved people towards a situation where they'd be in danger, or prevented others from recognizing Clear Sky as the threat he was, he was correct that Clear Sky, in contrast to the EEEVIL rogues, was a good boy. Nothing about Clear's behavior has actually changed besides having MORE children to endanger.

This is chapter SIX of the LAST BOOK and we already saw Clear Sky using abuse tactics earlier to try and manipulate Thunder into doing what he wants.

So, I can't sympathize with the "heartwarming" reaction. "Ohh it's so sweet that the dear brothers are having flashbacks to when they were 6" I cannot relate. Idk how you can watch AMVs of this without wanting to set them both on fire. Thunder should get a restraining order.

[junsfangs]

2024.03.12 Choice, 사랑해! I love you, Choice!

[the-lonelybarricade]

No Take My Hand Wreck My plans update? Will we get one soon? 🥺

Hey anon!! I know I promised we'd get one this week but tragically I ended up working so much overtime it was a miracle I was able to get the We Bleed the Same update out 😭

The chapter is mostly finished and I'm aiming to post it on Monday instead! But maybe enjoy a little snippet to tide you over?

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A polite cough behind Mor’s back prompted the tall blonde to peel herself away from Feyre and pivot to reveal Rhysand. He withdrew his hands from the pockets of his formal black trousers to extend one of them outward. Towards her.

“Pleased to meet you,” he said.

“This is my cousin,” Mor filled in, brown eyes twinkling. “Rhys.”

Tamlin chose that moment to turn to the bar and order two double vodka tonics. Feyre wasn’t sure which struck her with greater panic—how to evade drinking without raising Tamlin’s suspicion, or how to shake Rhysand’s hand without feeling like her whole world was shaking with it.

“Feyre,” she said. Her tongue felt like sandpaper. “It’s good to meet you, too. Thank you for coming.”

[qsmprambling]

Etoiles is like the only guy who GETS Bad's character heck ya

[meganechan05]

Plans on Taking Back Gokkan

I'm pretty sure since Zaiban Castle is a fortress, there would be hidden passageways known only by the Kings and those they can trust with the secret. Rita doesn't disclose their locations to the others but will try to use them to their advantage to sneak through the castle or a means of emergency escape.

Morfonia knows a few so Rita would bet on her hiding in one for her own safety.

And the planning takes place in Ishabana bc Himeno invited Rita to stay there. Rita agrees bc they can't stand staying in the bug caves longer than they already have 😂😂

[good-beanswrites]

In one of your answers about lcsys a few days ago you mentioned that you weren't sure how closely Jackalope monitored their calls (re: trying to do investigations over the phone) and it occurred to me because you mentioned kazui calling hinako that she appears in both half and cat so he could contact her in person and they could talk a bit and even pass each other papers if they were sneaky enough. I don't know if anyone else would be willing to do that (the resources available to people like shidous wife and mahirus ex boyfriend would be limited anyway) but it could be another route if you wanted to make call monitoring strict

Anon I love that thank youuu >:0 There really is so much potential with this! 

They might not have committed careful, premeditated murders, but they sure are getting a knack for sneaky crime now. Speaking in code over phone lines, passing notes in between filming scenes, sneaking away to a private area to talk (though never knowing how much of the facility is monitored). Some of their loved ones may not have the skills/connections needed, but the prisoners sit together after getting their scripts to plan out who they’ll be able to make contact with and when.

Haruka’s sister makes a super fast appearance in AKAA, when she comes on set to film her scene someone slips a note in her pocket telling her to call a woman named Hinako with the police department and deliver a message. Hinako and the other connections listed investigate Es and Milgram, then send their findings in a message to the Kirisaki household. When Shidou visits them on his Triage trip, she passes him the information. He leaves her with any additional questions and findings to send to Mahiru’s ex before he leaves, sneaking the message into the facility. When arriving to film I Love You, her ex brings another note inside the facility disguised within his script he’s been told to look over. Mahiru has to stall some of the scenes to make filming last long enough for the others to interpret the information and form their next plan of action. Once they give her the ‘go,’ she’s able to put on a perfect performance and send the man home with a letter to Hinako. Hinako shows up to produce Cat with even more findings. This time, they send her home either with plans to investigate further on her own, or repeat the process with someone appearing in Deep Cover. They’ll have to hold out throughout the third trial, but hope what they’ve discovered/kick started will be enough when they leave. 

And, jailbreak attempt or not, I just realized they would likely end up getting close on their own! Hinako and Mahiru’s ex especially because of their similarities, but everyone would feel connected by this strange experiment. Even with limited investigation skills, they could search up the other prisoners and reach out to their families. There are conflicted feelings of sympathy and shame from the stable families, but it would make sense they’d get to talking with each other. Fuuta is horrified when the experiment ends and he leaves to find his sister is best friends with Mikoto’s. Muu’s parents are insistent about avoiding direct contact to protect their reputation, but they offer money and help to Haruka and Amane in their moving of homes. Shidou’s wife has set up playdates between her kids and Yura. (When we find out more, Kotoko and Es’ families are in the mix too :’))

[kinderedgeisc00t]

On today's old and in need of an update, my old one off idea for a deltaswap spawned by "okay so queen has a punch out gimmick, but also what would fit for a napstablook neo form (later used in my underswap that has Mad Dummy/Mew Mew <> Mettaton) if I actually made one, and so my conclusion was Pac Man, the hunter of ghost.

And then... queen... Miss Pacman!

Mind you I totally would've used the giga queen head if I thought of it at the time, but oh well.

For lore, she basically looked like normal queen originally, but because this dark world is kris's computer (Kris<>Berdly swap and also Library<>Dreamurr house swap I guess?) She was just a famous celebrity. Kind of a model ala Kim Kardashian or Something. Maybe a twitch streamer. But what happened is one day she started mumbling about nonsense she says was told to her by someone who's been leaving her boques of yellow flowers

So her popularity and the publics liking her kinda just. Dropped.

And then she was invited to take a ride on The Grandmasters wild ride, and win wild prizes in return, including all the viewers she could ever want. So she did, and... (roller coaster <> swan ride and basement <> acid tunnel of love) she ended up flattened.

Crushed.

Compressed.

She became Q_mpress.

Queen Compressed.

A shorter, conniving, significantly less smart version of herself left to wander, trying to find her precious throne.

Sadly said throne ended up in the Krisis Computer Worlds dump. Alongside her now unfinished giant freaking robot (wires <> plugs) as all the money into that went into something for someone much more high paying, and more influential after his recent power display.

Tel Me Bery, Wud U Hep Me Fin M: Thon? I Ned M: Thone (Bery)

We Can Rue Da Word Wit A: //Iron_Fist!!

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho He He He He He He Ha Ha Ha !!!

Plain: //(Regl- _ERROR_FILE_CORRUPTED_

[fictionadventurer]

The best people in the world are the ones who are genuinely interested when you infodump at them.

[red-eft]

just got authorized to put a shrimp tank in the science building lab. im so excited

[dolphingirl1234]

10 points to the person who can identify every single musical I reference in the chapter titles in the new fic I'm writing

[becca-e-barnes]

thinking about bucky wanting to ask you if you could peg him.. but he's scared & nervous, so he blushes while trying to build up the courage to ask.

when ur both in the mood for it, ur super gentle & the moans & whimpers that comes out of his mouth are angelic. so soft and pretty.

I absolutely adore the thought of a really gentle, romantic pegging and I don't talk about it anywhere near enough. I love the thought of making love like that and knowing your partner doesn't feel scared or embarrassed. I feel like that's my whole thing these days though, I think it's usually quite intimating to articulate your needs in the bedroom so being with someone who lets you feel free to do that makes everything that little bit better.

Because I think no matter how safe and secure Bucky feels in a relationship, he's always going to feel a little insecure asking to be pegged for the first time. I'm sure he'd stumble across pegging videos on the internet and he'd be so damn intrigued but he'd try not to think too much about the way he can't last more than 5 minutes when he jerks off to a video like that.

Maybe eventually he starts to do his research and he tests the waters a little for himself. He's not really surprised at his own high whines the first time he jerks himself off and lets one finger of his other hand ghost so lightly over the tight little ring of muscle. Without even pressing in, it gives him the introduction he needs and probably never even considered before and he swears it has to be wrong because it feels so good.

He'd work up the courage to ask you to peg him eventually though. It'd take him a while but ultimately I think he'd be so keen to see how the intimacy you share translates when you're the one fucking him.

But once you both get started, he slips into it so easily. You've talked about your boundaries and bought all the necessities and you've fallen so naturally into the more dominant role that he normally takes and it makes him feel surprisingly safe.

"Oh that's nice." He gasps, his breath catching in this throat just at the feeling of you trailing your finger over his tight hole. You're even more gentle than he was with himself but just the feeling of you touching him there makes his achingly hard dick twitch delightfully.

The lube keeps the glide nice and slick as you press the tip of your first finger into him and it takes everything in him not to embarrass himself by sobbing softly into the pillow. He's never went as far as putting anything in yet and it already feels like a stretch.

"That okay, baby?" You ask quietly, almost scared that if you talk too loud, he'll snap out of the beautiful little trance he seems to be in.

"Feels great, I promise." He whispers in reply, his cheeks blazing, his dick throbbing and God, he looks breath-taking like this.

Working him up is a slow process. It takes an age even just to slip your first finger all the way into him and even longer when it's lined up beside a second. Slipping the strap into him is even more difficult because he's asking you to pause with almost every inch, scared he's going to blow his load and not get to fully enjoy the experience.

"O-Oh my God, y-you've got your dick inside me." He pants, somewhat blissed out when you're finally fully seated inside him. The tip of his own cock is dark and angry, leaking pre-cum and frustrated at having been neglected for so long yet totally invested in the new sensations.

"It's all inside you, Bucky. Splitting you open and you're taking it so well. Bet you couldn't take any more. Got you stretched around me and you look so perfect." The way he whines at the praise is delightful but the gentle kiss that follows is one that makes your head spin. It's all passion and need, an almost perfect encapsulation of the love and trust and devotion you've expressed towards each other. You know he feels safe in that moment. He knows he's worth the love you so willingly offer him and it only makes this better for him.

"I'll take everything you give me. P-please just let me feel you." There's a desperate edge to his voice and it's hard to ignore. He's always put so much of himself into your love-making, hoping every touch and every thrust into your body demonstrates more than a physical attraction and now he needs that to be reciprocated.

There's something so rewarding for you too though, seeing him totally dependant on you for pleasure and knowing that he doesn't want this with anyone else. He couldn't surrender himself to another's touch the way he does with you and knowing that only you can get him like this is a thought so overwhelming, you almost worry you're more into this than he is.

He's practically writhing under you as you begin to fuck him with short, shallow thrusts. It's everything he hoped for but with all the care and tenderness he's so used to with you and he knows it's going to affect his ability to last. That's more than okay though. It certainly won't be the last time you try this.

[swaggypsyduck]

RODRYGO???

[llumimoon]

OH RELISTENED TO THE EPISODE. SCARY HAS THAT HAT. The baseball cap of shadiness that lets her blend in and be perceived as a “friendly face” if they pass a certain check. She could EASILY use that to keep tabs on the group and find out where the other anchors are.

OUGHGHGHGHHHHHH I’m having so many thoughts!!! Theorizing abt the plot is SO FUN

[brilovesbyler]

yall “Found Heaven” is so close to “Food Heaven”

(btw food heaven was the store name that conan was in during the nes mv and found heaven is what cg3 is called, if we are right idk if it’s confirmed)