#snipsnip

[crookedjackdaw]

I made this a bit back to show my friend he does lil snipsnips with his lil clipper it's so cute

[kaleidoscope-beth]

Vas

[veppe]

At the doctors getting a vasectomy

sometimes there are really fun storyline thingies where you're like kicking your feet while waiting for what the other person will do next

[flatstarcarcosa]

important to note that lester's not even really mad about the situation, his automatic reaction to anything involving Dee is just immediate violence and torture.

[pickapea]

frotting and scissoring are two beautiful sisters when will you guys get it. twin sisters. or more like clones, actually. or just a mirror tbfh

[sryryfm]

not feelin confident abt posting that portion of the wip but. been obsessed lately w enjoying the scenario of character b killing those that raped character a not really out of like. justice or vengence but because they are angry someone dared touch what they consider theirs. especially when character a like inside wanted them dead but also due to morals and other reasons wanted them alive so its extra awful feeling :)

that being said these snippets fall out of my pocket

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semi related to last text post i wrote here, it's crazy that they set up a scenario where wol almost had to wear a shock collar and then they went, oh it would barely stop them, so put it on the children instead. like. fair, reasonable. however consider i want to see wol in a shock collar.

[29121996]

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[interstellar-wanderer]

Theory about The Ghoul/Cooper: Highly influenced and vulnerable to dishonesty.

Cooper Howard trusts deeply in the people he loves and the idea of the American Dream that was sold to him during the Sino-American war. He fought for those ideals, his country and the people he loved, and before the Great War and drop of the bombs he can't stand any other perspective for his own sanity.

The problem is, he is not a very good actor you see. He usually creates the character of a highly dignified cowboy because it is a projection of what he wants for himself, an ideal version of a man, openly criticizing the choice of the character not doing what he would do in real life (shooting someone), and in his other movie, he plays a role of a man with a dog, with the help of his own dog and not another random dog, I believe because he wanted to portray his own relationship with his loved pet rather than a random role.

He lives his characters and roles, to the point of turning one of them when becoming the Ghoul, this lone cowboy and bounty hunter hurt by his past and tired of the cruelty and dishonesty around the Wasterland.

He uses his emotions and all his heart for his roles and forgets everything else because through his roles he is showing a part of himself in the process, but with the consequence of leaving nothing to protect himself, because he has never created a facade around his person, he is honest and true, th same way we see The Ghoul as he is, no lies nor attempts at dishonesty; he is clear with his intentions to the very end.

But because of this, Cooper is vulnerable and ignorant to true deep dishonesty, to someone who would straight up lie to his face, to someone living two parallel life at the same time. He prides himself on knowing his wife's true motivations and never thinking bad about her, he also sees Lucy and believes her just as transparent but never thought of her surviving SnipSnip.

When Barb showed her real colors during the Vault-Tec meeting, declaring they should drop the bombs themselves, he broke in such a way he went into shock. One would believe he is in fact a good actor, and would try to be good in hiding it, but I would say Barb was a better one by playing two roles at the same time God knows how long and Cooper suspecting nothing of such. This happens when:

1) she convinces him to pose as Vault boy and be part of their promotional campaign

2) then when she invites everyone to the wrap party to their house without telling him, subsequently not showing remorse at him being abandoned by his Hollywood friends

3) then gatekeeping him regarding her status as worried housewife during the war in Anchorade and how stupid his idea of a ranch was

4) ultimately convincing him to accept his dog should go (something we all know made him suspect of Vault-tec and her), for the sake of their security.

But this caused a drift between them, him starting to suspect something was up when she told him they wouldn't be safe if they buy a bunker themselves because it wouldn't work, then trying hard to "put everyone in one of the GOOD vaults, one which would oversee all others".

This is when his world started to crumble. Not only her lying, but she not trusting him enough with the real truth of their situation, manipulating him instead with a dishonest facade.

The worst part is that it is very likely she knows this about him, his soul is rooter in honesty, fairness, and dignity, do the right thing the same way Lucy envisioned before coming out of Vault 33. He doesn't expect his wife to lie to him or represent a version of the world he fought against, he doesn't expect his country to betray him regarding their safety.

We can understand now why he became such a bitter man, and why he seems to avoid the old version of himself.

Maybe he thinks, if he had known, if he hadn't trusted so damn much, if he hasn't been so vulnerable and hasn't opened his heart expecting the same back, maybe he could have done something to stop it all.

Now every time he looks back, he seems to hate the man he was so very much.

[cherryshoota]

I want to change up my look. Cut my hair¿ #snipsnip

[crookedjackdaw]

Goosey and tin can matt berry

[woogiez]

wait hold on I want to know everything about your synth Cooper plEASE TELL ME everything!!!

hahah aww <3

he's not mine, that's an AU of my commissioner (they preferred to stay anonymous), but ngl I got invested in this AU a bit too. I got asked today about it in ghoulcy discord and a permission to share these so I'll just copy it:

personality scanned from Cooper but he later forbid making these

they did anyway ofc lmao

was supposed to give tours and be a promo material (not big commercials and officials but like party actor or smn, ironically enough something like post-divorce Cooper did)

only one model was made but they wanted to do more back then

Cooper didn't know about Barb and Moldaver so this one is loyal to Vault Tec

AU where they made gen3s pre-war (? i don't know shit about synth lore its on commissioner) but still rather an experimental model

eventually got stucked somewhere and sticked to program like SnipSnip (would probably be friends with him)

is also a bit bananas like SnipSnip

eventually gets out in a wild and questioning things big time

probably equipped as Ken doll but hey still has fingers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

my additions were missing skin finger on left hand (just thought it would be cool for him to mirror Lucy and Cooper in a way) and first ever handheld pip-boy model, experimental one (wasn't even a replica, but got broken) and general shabbiness, also has huge hole on his chest where the heart is which he repaired enough for continue to work but its very visible, sadly most of it not seen on the art cus of chosed sides

[getmehighonmagic]

WIP Wednesday, February 7th 2024

I was being a boring ass party pooper again for Sunday Six, but I saw all of you and I wanna say thanks to everyone who tagged me! Which is why I'm fast today, haha ♥

Snipsnip of my Valentine's Day fic, the third installment in my Holiday Series. Coming on the 14th!

“Christ on a fucking bike, you look gorgeous,” Alex says as soon as Henry enters the room. He takes Henry’s hand, makes him spin and then grabs him by the waist, stealing a kiss right from his lips. Henry keens into his mouth and grabs the collar of Alex’s denim jacket, his entire body ablaze. He’s so in love with Alex, he feels like he could die. “Hi,” he manages to whisper in between kisses. Alex hums, pulls back to affectionately tuck a strand of hair away from Henry’s forehead and smiles. “We should skip dinner,” he says, his voice low and gravely with lust. Henry is all too familiar with the tone in his voice by now. “I’d eat you ou-” “Hello, I’m right here!” Henry startles free from Alex’s arms and sends Bea an apologetic grimace, awkwardly scratching the back of his neck. “Sorry, we- We’re just gonna-” he throws a thumb over his shoulder in the direction of the front door and starts moving backwards, pulling Alex along with him. “Please do,” Bea says, but it sounds more like a demand, “and don’t come back. I’ve got someone coming over.” “I know, Nora told me,” Alex chuckles, slipping his hand into Henry’s on their way to the door. Henry shudders. “Ew, we’re going. Bye!”

No pressure tagging @magicandarchery @bigassbowlingballhead @eusuntgratie @sparklepocalypse @kiwiana-writes @happiness-of-the-pursuit @affectionatelyrs @smc-27 @indomitable-love @heybuddy-drabbles @wordsofhoneydew @firenati0n @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @anchoredarchangel @clottedcreamfudge @anincompletelist @ninzied @rmd-writes @cricketnationrise @violetbaudelaire-quagmire @lostcol @nocoastposts @winderlylandchime

[zhoudadudugongjin]

all I got from this chapter of my neurology textbook is that if a somewhat disturbed, morally-lacking man of a medical persuasion wished to reduce/remove another man's gag reflex for... whatever reason, all he has to do is make a little snipsnip in his glossopharyngeal nerve...

[thebindingofpillo]

Does Maggy ever think about getting a pet cat or dog?

I feel like Maggy would be more of a cat person. After all, she grew up with cats, and Isaac also has cats. An old idea I had was that she grew up on a farm, but I never really did anything with it lol. Maybe her grandparents could have a little farm?

Also I have an inside joke with a friend that Apollyon once bought a lobster but then felt bad about cooking it so now it lives with them.

Her name is Madame Snipsnip and she’s a VITAL member of the household.

[crab-princess]

if ranryu is gonna be court jester then i demand parlay to be your executioner. actually real niceys irl. but im soo ready to be mean & ominous n absolutely devour your enemies ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ

in possession of a giant kirby-like mallet that gets bigger the angrier i get. it has a flat surface on one side (for looney-tunes-esque smashing and knocking mfs da fuk outta here!!) & a big coconut crab claw on the other end (primarily for decorative purposes, but also the snipsnip, for your most vile offenders). the mallet is cursed and causes me to be stoic and not easily angered whenever i wield it. 35% damage boost based on the moon cycle and +98 intelligence nerd. also competent in psychological warfare ⚠︎

OF COURSE. BY ALL MEANS, ENJOY UR CURSED RELICS AND KEEP THE JUSTICE AND THE PEACE. DEATH TO ALL ENEMIES AND SLANDERERS OF CRAB.

I love ur item descriptions btw, v gamer moves of u

[battlelisk]

give us grandpa snapper lore !! give us grandpa snapper lore !!

I definitely intend to flesh him out and give him some real lore at some point ^^ but for now here are some bullet points for funsies

- his familiar is named Parsnip, or affectionately ‘SnipSnip’ for short. while she helps him with pest control, she also uses her scythe to help him harvest crops! he dotes on her and adores her

- I’m likely going to give him a wife at some point ^^ I’ve always wanted a nice grandparent pairing in my lair hehehe

- he’s friendly with the local centaur tribe, and often trades his veggies and livestock with them! the young foals of the tribe love when he comes to visit, since he always hunkers down for a bit to give them story time. a dragon who’s lived as long as he has many a tale to tell, after all.

- before retiring to pursue his passion of farm living, he was actually a soldier in the Alliance combat forces! he’s a very kind soul, and believes that conflict can always be resolved without violence, but he’s a skilled warrior. don’t mess with his wife or his crops unless you want to get stomped on.

- he’s well known by the Ashgale locals for brewing some of the best stout in The Waste. he usually sells a few batches to the tavern when he travels in, and they sell out VERY fast.

- overall he’s just the kind hearted country grandpa dragon I’ve always wanted 🤍 full of grandpa jokes and wisdom, and always humming to himself while he cares for his critters and crops