for kart request, can we get more disabled!bart and kon?
!!!! them!!!!!!
uhm,,,,,,,then also i fucked up the download of this drawing so ;;
I DREW THE OUTFITS SLUGGY DREW THEM IN BC THE DRAWING IS STUCK IN MY HEAD AKSJFHSJKDGHFJA
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I think it would be rly sick if you went to go build a crow rook and the surname was Arainai
like…. just another little compradi trying to bring glory back to your house - rinnala and taliesin are dead by the house’s hand, zevran failed and deserted, guili murdered in the night, all semblance of power lost once again. the house is trying to claw its way back up, futile as it seems. that’s the way of house arainai, isn’t it? talon to knife to talon to knife to nothing, same as it’s been since the house first lost power in the early dragon age. but you, bright-eyed little crow, you’ll break the cycle, won’t you? for the family?
after all, caterina’s prized heir is right there - the demon of vyrantium, the infamous mage killer, sleeping just down the hall. you can be quiet, can’t you? all those means at your disposal, and all the opportunities you could want. you could find a way in under that armor, get to something soft and bruisable and make it bleed. he’s far from home, isn’t he? without a friend? confidantes are few and far between - even a demon must get lonely.
maybe he’d even trust you. you’re a clever little bird, right? you can find something to exploit. after all, what does a would-be talon do except claw, except maim? what else would you be good for? there is no gentleness to crows - you are here to deliver a message: run, little demon, quick as you like.
house arainai will make carrion of you yet.
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Thinking through the logical conclusions of lore that the source material has clearly not thought that deeply about can be annoying or depressing in the sense of seeing exactly how deep the plot holes go but so long as it doesn’t inherently break the suspension of disbelief or ruin your enjoyment of the overall story it can be really fun to figure out what you can use to plug the holes. Like that’s just free real estate now baby. If the lore implies X but the story wound up at Z, then you can make the journey through Y be whatever you want it to be
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Maybe if Tom Wambsgans had been sent to Korea and formed a codependent homoerotic friendship with his tentmate he would have chilled out
(This post brought to you by the “I just realized BJ and Tom do the same insane gay little mannerisms when they don’t have to perform hypermasculinity for anybody” gang)
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NOT to be horny but have we considered mermaid aki with the common trope that mermaid characters have two dicks......or........I'll see myself out
I'm....... anon........ okay listen. I was trying not to be horny, but now you have me thinking about it and extensively pondering the logistics
I think mermaids have like... hidden dicks.... like how dolphins do? if that makes sense...? but like... if you were still a human... you can't breathe underwater, so how would you...?
AND I'VE NEVER HEARD OF MERMAIDS HAVING TWO DICKS BEFORE BUT NOW YOU'VE PEAKED MY INTEREST. CONSIDER MY INTEREST TO BE VERY PEAKED.
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