#so helloooooooooooooooo

[xofemeraldstars]

OH I'M SORRY DID YOU WANT THE RED ONE

HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU, YOU ARE A VISION IN A CONE

[starryluminary]

HELLOOOOOOOO?????

[qulizalfos]

you are literally the silliest goose

i was going through your lizaflopposting tag and cackling

bee it is extremely important for you to know that i love you so so muchh

[serkonans]

we all scheduled a meeting to discuss issues w our annual contract and the woman who is in charge of it legit fake cried for sympathy I'm gonna vom

[snekdood]

dawg im so glad i didnt take that st. johns wort

[qulizalfos]

. AKJSHBYT4YI23HWERIHOGWIHEIAHHCFWGJO2IURWIOHFV238EU8RIV12IOH9WREOIHJD23FIHE91290WUVHJOICHOJWDFQWIHHIJVHKWDOHKV

you could absolutely break my heart

He’s aware, distantly, that something about this isn’t right; Mike has never been so open with his touches, so willing to give Will even just a fraction of the affection that he wants. Will’s been fine with it – has forced himself to be fine with it, to be grateful for the minimal attention Mike gives him – but now that he has Mike’s fingers gently scratching his scalp, he can’t stop himself from leaning into the touch.

It’s wrong, probably – and definitely selfish – of Will to take advantage of Mike when he’s obviously not in his right mind; he feels guilt claw in his stomach just as readily as butterflies flutter, and he can’t help but let himself have this one thing, these gentle touches among an apocalypse, a bit of tenderness in a world that has only ever been harsh to Will.

Will has a chat with Mike...from another universe. (missing scene from the other fic in this series!)

a little gift for my beloved @qulizalfos <33

[woodohwanedandproud]

Mr Plankton

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to the Woo Do Hwan squad :) I've been entirely OFF Tumblr on purpose since thursday not to get spoiled and i've been binging it in 2 nights, but it was worth it lol :)

I don't want to spoil it for anyone though so let me know when i can freely reblog and shout at you about my feels and thoughts be in + or - ? Because AAAHHH i have thoughts ... and the thoughts are thoughting ... a lot ... in a lot of ways ... HUGS to you all !!!

EDIT : THE THOUGHTS ARE HERE !!

[brittle-doughie]

helloooooooooooooooo! i wanna give shadow milk cookie a hug!!

**i give him a bonecrushing hug and give some pecks on the cheek**

(i am currently in a gay simping hyperfixation atm so he should have no (or some) worries of me never leaving him alone mwehehehehe)

He’d be happy to reciprocate, just let him fix his bones first!

[tartigglez]

For the 300 follower event. Can I request green with Zhongli as Rex Lapis?

"rest"

・❥・rex lapis x gn!adeptus!reader

・❥・1.5k

・❥・set in old teyvat, reader and morax are in a sort of weird soul bond situationship, half-dragon!li (i've just decided its his base form now so everyone cope), he calls reader "little one" at one point (lol?), reader has horns (that sounds so silly help), reader cries and it's kinda cinematic, (yes i am using this to heal the wounds my ex left me with because he was ashamed of our relationship thank you for asking!), this has gotta be one of my fav fics ive ever written LOL

・❥・HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT IS I, CAEL. today i present you all with: a thing i wrote!

・❥・if you want to request a prompt from this event, click on the green title!

the world is quiet when the dragon slumbers. 

at least, that's what you think. 

that's what the adepti think.

the souls of the old deities that have been subdued by rex lapis calm a little when he rests. their empty shells are less vengeful, and they, albeit momentarily, no longer seek to wreak havoc on the people of liyue. 

it was a simple mission you had. go to the cave, retrieve any necessary cor lapis for streetward rambler and do not disturb morax. and of course, none of the other adepti knew, but this rule was an optional one in your mind.

the others would never know of your relationship with rex lapis, which was of a deeper level than you cared to explain. the deep, intricate weaves of your two souls together were much more detailed than anyone could ever imagine, so gently and carefully tied over such a long time that they could never be undone. they were roots so deep that neither you nor him could even tell how much you needed each other. 

of course, when he is resting you shouldn’t disturb him, because he needs it. he works hard to protect his people, and for this reason he should always be allowed to rest when he needs. 

as the few chunks of cor lapis you carried in your bag clanked together, you entered the mouth of a cave in mingyun village. you were fully aware that this was where he would be, since you could feel his presence. but you were only here since this was where the best cor lapis could be found, right? right?

a seemingly small tunnel in the side of the cave led you straight to the sight of him. he was completely still in slumber, tail of brown scales and golden spines lay a little curved on his hoard of various gemstones and chunks of metals.

you walked somewhat slowly to him, tiptoeing your way in to the cave, only to have a look at him of course. he looked quite strange when sleeping. his aura was much more peaceful than usual. 

normally, morax was calm. but there would always be some sort of troubled glint in his eyes, one that it appears only you can see, perhaps it is only for you to know of. 

as you made your way to the side of the cave opposite to the opening, you could see his hair and arms glowing a little in rhythm with his breathing. from deep in his chest came soft, yet low purrs. he was at rest. however, the small smile which appeared on his lips would say otherwise. 

slowly, but surely his eyelids opened, the bright amber irises previously hidden behind them meeting you as you stared at him, not even realising he had actually woken up. instead you were busy admiring his presence. 

“you haven’t been here long, hm?” he spoke with a yawn, pushing himself to sit up upon his hoard. the golden surfaces of a few pieces of mora reflected his sharp features as he took a sigh. 

your expression was one of pure guilt. you had only wished to see him, after all it was rare that the two of you got much time alone, but you didn’t want to actually wake him up when he was so deserving of a sleep. 

“not to worry,” he smiled, “i was due to wake up in a few days anyway.” he got down from the top of the pile, ground shaking a little as he jumped, and was all of a sudden by your side. “why the long face, little one?” he asked gently, tilting his head to the side and placing a loving hand on your cheek.

“i didn’t want to wake you up” you sighed, leaning into his touch. “i did miss you, but i only wanted to see you, not disturb you.”

he moved a little closer to you, his horns slightly touching your own as he moved his forehead against yours, “you are never a disturbance to me, dear” he spoke, closing his eyes and taking a few breaths with you. 

but suddenly, it hurt.

“morax…” you opened, trailing off, unsure of how to convey what you wanted to say. instead, your eyebrows knit themselves together, and completely out of your control, a single tear rolled down your cheek, losing itself slowly to the fabric of your robe after making its way down your neck. 

he felt it, all of the emotions that were happening for you were making their way to him, his senses more amplified after having rested. “dear-” he said softly, voice breaking a little, hands and eyes searching your body for some sign of injury or pain, “did something hurt you, are you well?” his eyes were filled with concern for you, and somehow that made you feel worse. he stroked your cheek with one hand, the other rubbing up and down your arm. “tell me, what troubles you?” he asked quietly.

“you wouldn’t want to know,” you giggled a little, more tears suddenly escaping your face. “it is a futile complaint”

“tell me,” he said, bringing his hands to your cheeks and gently wiping away your tears, “i want to hear all of it” 

you were silent for some time after that, the dim environment of the cave allowing you to lean your head on rex lapis’ shoulder, holding his hand as the other was gently stroking over your hair, and slowly massaging at the base of your horns. 

“do you think we’ll ever be able to tell them?” you said, nothing more than a whisper. so quietly that if morax didn’t have such heightened senses, he wouldn’t have been able to hear it at all.

“tell who?” he said back, shoulder slightly vibrating against your cheek as he did.

“the others. do you think we can ever tell them about us?” you asked, absentmindedly staring at a single coin of mora across from you. upon its shiny surface was painted the image of rex lapis of one and his adepti. no. upon its surface was painted two people who were held in a love that had been finely crafted over centuries, each piece chiselled out like the stone of a statue. 

“do you want them to know?” he asked, turning his head a little to place a soft kiss upon your head, humming a little before turning back to face his hoard, leaning his head on top of yours.

you nodded a little, closing your eyes, unsure of what to say next.

“if you want them to know then we shall tell them. i doubt they will be upset about it. after all, i am the one in charge, no?” he chuckled a little, interlacing his fingers with yours. 

“you’d really tell them?” you asked, moving from the way you were sat, instead sitting up straight to look at him, holding both his hands in your own. 

“if that is what you want, then of course i will. i only wish you had told me sooner.” he smiled at you, standing up and pulling you with him. your eyes shone brightly as you beamed at him, and he moved a little closer to you to ask a very important question…

“would you like to rest with me for a little while?” 

you nodded, and within an instant he had whisked you to the top of his pile. he began circling around, trying to find a comfortable spot before inviting you to lay down by him, tapping on the space beside him, which was rather funny, because a few of his treasures rolled down the side of the hoard, which made him pout a little. 

you keenly moved to lay down beside him, resting your head on his arm. however, there was one major problem.

“this is kind of uncomfortable” you spoke, watching his face contort from being relaxed, to confused, to relieved. through his expressions you could already tell that he had found the solution. 

“here,” he yawned out, swiftly moving you to lay on his chest as he rolled on to his back. “better?”

you laughed a little, cheek against the robe which (barely) covered his chest. “much better”

he wrapped both his arms around your waist, every effort being made not to scrape you with his talons. and in this moment, that was when it hit you, more than ever before. every piece of care that he had for you and you for him, it was all for one cause…

“i love you, morax” you smiled softly, squeezing him a little.

finally, you had put words to it. after centuries, you had finally verbalised on the affection shared between the two of you. for the first time ever, you knew exactly what you felt. it was love. 

it is love. 

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© tartigglez, 2023. do not copy, translate or repost, reblogs appreciated

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Obi and his cat :3

Don’t listen to him, it’s obviously not a raccoon. He’s just that type of dad who says they don’t want a pet but are the closest to them

AKSHDGAKSDKSD COSMO OH MY GOODNESS ITS MY BABIES HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jerry is basically a cat, he has a black hole stomach like one and will scream for affection while bowling into you (ignore the rabies)

And oh yeah, Obi is in denial but they are ever so slowly being won over. Especially since they got to see pictures of Jerry in a little sweater Zeek had thrifted munching on some fries.

But they will avoid the inevitable as long as they can.

[triona-tribblescore]

HI TRIONA, HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HIIII KREDENA!!! :DDDDD OMG HOW R UUU??? THRIVING HOPEFULLY uvu

I drew a little doodle of Ink for you cause all of the Undertale stuff your rbing is bringing back so much nostalgia :') THANK YOU :D

just for fun, I shall humiliate myself and put my first ink drawing from 2018 under the read more uvu'''''

SHEILD THE CHILDREN'S EYES-

[brightest-stars-if]

Helloooooooooooooooo sooo i woke up thinking of this IF as i do most IFs i love lol mainly because i was trying to decide what i wanted to get my husband for his birthday this year.

Ps.. i hope you are doing well dawn 😇

If it was like Lux's birthday say a big one the kind that kinda finally leads you to adulthood type bday 18/21 vibes. What would the ideal gift and date be for a romanced Lux.

I'm assuming Male and Female Lux might want different things since you write them so distinctly unique.

This might be a spoilery question so feel free to just be like. Liz go away 🤣

I'll understand.

Happy birthday to your husband!!! 🎉

This is a bit of a spoiler question haha. I will say that for their eighteenth birthday in the game, the gift Lux gets is really major, and they're extremely pleased with it.

As for what they'd want as a kind of date: a day full of festivities in their honor, and then peaceful quiet with the MC after the party has wrapped up.

[prplewille]

helloooooooooooooooo :)))))

I have one for you

Wilmon + “The choice is yours”

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

eee!! also let's all pretend this is 5 sentences i'm too verbose for this. in my head this is them after being friends for years and tiptoeing around their feelings for each other.

"The choice is yours," he whispers into the crackling air separating their faces, pressing his forehead against Simon's.

Simon's warm breath washes over his mouth, and Wille shudders. He sees the soft hairs on Simon's arm erupting in goosebumps, and smiles. It's almost as if they're feeding this feeling into each other. Almost as if they're kissing. Almost as if—and does he even dare to think it—they're in love.

Wille can't help it, even with what he says, even if he really believes this is Simon's choice, in the end.

He brings his hand up and runs his thumb over the edges of Simon's lip—his cupid's bow, the underside of his bottom lip, the scar on the left side framing it all. After years of dreaming about it, Wille can barely believe it's finally at the tips of his fingers.

Simon takes a sharp breath in, as unstable as the hand that now caresses Wille's cheek. Then he whispers Wilhelm's name, and that's all it takes. Because it sounds as delirious as Simon's name stumbling out his own mouth when he touches himself, because it sounds like the way Wille's name has always been meant to be said. Because he loves him, and he's finally said it, and in the absence of this secret lays the answers to all of their questions.

"God, Wille. Yes, yes, please, kiss me—" he finally says, and Wille cuts the last word off by clashing their lips together in a bruising kiss, pouring every single moment he's wanted to do this and stopped himself into it.

All the want that sizzled between them, for all these years. All the late nights and early mornings, all the hugs that lingered, all the comfort they sought on each other. All the times he wanted to confess and didn't, and the one time he finally did.

He pours it into his tongue, gives it Simon like a gift, and laps at everything he's given in return. Shivers with how much there is, how it all tastes and feels exactly the same.

He feels Simon's lips stretch into a smile against his, and thinks maybe it wouldn't be so crazy to call this love.

[liminus--star]

Oh, Lover, You exhausted Yourself…

We will make sure You rest, Songbird. You are so, soooo tired…

Which means, of course, that We are Free to post Unsupervised :)

HelloooooOOOOOOOoooo~~~!!!!!!!

[amywritesthings]

HEYYY YOU THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY BEFORE, WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY QUESTIONS HEHEHE (you've given me too much power)

most embarrassing moment?

whats the worse thing you've done when it comes to driving (like braking constantly or smt like that) (can't be worse than me, i js got free rein to drive by myself LMAOAO)

what's your major (if you went to uni)

why levi?? (vv obv q w an obv a)

would you rather have hands for feet for feet for hands? (dont ask help)

have fun answering these pookie

HELLOOO HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oh wow these are in fact questions LSKDJFLSKDJFSDF i love them.

I fell straight thru into a dumpster once as if I was Veruca Salt while playing Capture the Flag in middle school. (The Base was the dumpster. No one thought the lid would cave like a dunk tank. Especially not my ass.)

I accidentally get confused about off & on ramps on the Jersey highways so I have turned into where you're technically supposed to get off the highway. This is why I never drive.

I had two! Writing Arts with a Specialization in New Media + Radio/TV/Film: Pre-Production.

I saw a tiktok when I was super sick in March 2023 and went 'is that matt mercer from critical role' and he looked hot so I started the show. Imagine my surprise when it took most of season one for him to even show up.

Hands for feet oh my god I hate feet I hate them so much LSKDJFKLSDJFKLSDJFKLSDJF DOUBLE WRITING CHANCES

[the-impala-is-my-home]

I think I'm actually going feral over the song and visualizer like helloooooooooooooooo it's so gooood 😭

I needed to listen to it a few times to get really into it but booooy I sure am now sdhvkjsdbfjasdfljiwehf

the voice! the outfit! the green vibes!!! ahhhhhhhhh