#so i HAVE to restart IF I WANT TO ADD HIS WOLF POWER to the GROUPS

[ryllen]

Try to pull him for the fifth time, ended up shoved to Jack SSR instead

[beesmygod]

I want to finish bloodborne so badly because the lore is super interesting, but I'm pathetically bad at video games and after about 20 hours of play time I still couldn't beat the priest. Do you have any lets players you'd recommend watching

it might be hard to get a good playthrough of bloodborne because they're either inevitably going to miss something important or they're the most annoying people in the universe. there's a youtuber i follow named "john wolfe" who typically plays very low budget indie horror games who did a blind run of bloodborne i found REALLY enjoyable. but that was bc i am an old fan watching the new ones get pulled in going "yes....yes!!!"

as for gascoigne, dont feel bad or stressed for not beating him yet. here's some tips to try again with him:

an entirely possible problem is that you might be leveling up the wrong skills for a new player. for your first playthrough, ignore arcane and bloodtinge until you find your first item that has an arcane level minimum to use. they're not necessary items, just fun tools to add to fighting, so i would avoid that for now. bloodtinge allegedly improves your gun damage (and SOME weapons late game/dlc) but unless you're making a special bloodtinge build, you can largely avoid it and power it up using bloodgems (found later). STR and SKL govern your ability to use different kinds of weapons, but both made you deal more damage to enemies. vitality is a VERY good thing for a new player to pump points into. no shame in that. endurance is always, always a good thing to upgrade too if you aren't sure.

gascoigne is the first true stop gap for almost everyone who plays the game. it took me multiple days and restarting the entire game over like 3 times before it clicked: the game is forcing you to learn how to parry. and thank god because it's a vital skill in this game. you will have to play the bloodborne rhythm game: time your shots when their weapon is right about to swing down on you. the best ones are the ones where he jumps at you with the axe over his head, very easy to hit. when you hear the parry sound jump forward and get that visceral attack! visceral attacks will also help refill your health bar.

take advantage of the "rally" mechanic: the one where when you get hit, you can gain HP back. if he bops you, get back on your feet and move TOWARD him and beat his ass to get some of it back so you dont waste a vial. BE AGGRESSIVE! B-E AGGRESSIVE!

you can get 2 hits in. i know you think you can get 3. but you can't. i think i can get 3 every time. i can't. hit him twice and then move in a direction there isn't a gravestone

you can jump INTO some of his attacks if your timing is right. i find when he does the spin wind-up im able to leap into it after his first turn.

and now for the ultimate secret: save all your molotovs for this battle. when he starts going beast mode RUN and get as much distance between you and him (but try not to cut off your access to the stairs on the right since you can kinda loop that by jumping onto the roof where the dead wife is). throw molotovs at him while crying and screaming and running. 2-3 should do the trick. BUT HE IS FAST AND JUMPS HIGH SO WATCH OUT

good luck anon. and remember for the next boss, in the words of beyonce: TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT

[ashanddreams]

Back in Time Glitch: Twilight Princess Wii (IDK about GameCube cause I don't have one and not for HD because IDK how to get back in time started)

So this is really me tracking down my progress with doing the back in time glitch with Twilight Princess. I'm doing this because no one else really has cause I think they get stuck at one part. So, here we go:

So starting this glitch is pretty easy; all we have to do is go to Arbiter's Grounds and die (fun amirite). We have to make sure that when we die, we only see the tip of Link's gauntlet (or fingers, since it's different than how I remember it). Now, there are two things we can do while performing the glitch: either take damage or get it on the first try. Getting it on the first try is good, but we can't push the a or b buttons (all other buttons are fine, the other two will crash the game and we will need to unplug the Wii). Taking damage (any amount is fine) will allow us to push a and b, which will bring up the title screen where we can push a and b together to go to the menu and select any file. Whether it's new or not will not change anything from normal.

(Here is the title screen without crashing the game)

The first thing that will happen when we perform the glitch is we will be taken to the title screen area with no map, health, music, or item/action abilities. Don't push a or b if we didn't take damage before (damage will not be saved between resets, only if we perform the glitch right). This is where we need to die again. Responding from this will give us the normal screen, but we will be at one heart. Now here is where things get kinda weird. We can save and quit here and we will be brought to Faron woods (this is the right way). However, dying again will result in a game over. If we continue, we will be brought to the King Bokoblin fight (IDK). Skipping the cutscene will allow us to fight him while letting play will get us stuck on the bridge. If we defeat him and save Colin, we’ll be taken to Kakariko. No matter what we do here, either skipping the cutscene or not will softlock us there and we cannot leave or do anything (side note: after having done this, I had a nightmare about twilight Kakariko and Barns' Bomb Shop, so now I don't like it there lol).

Going the Faron route, we will be in the save Talo sequence. Do what we’d normally do, save him and go to the next day. (Now this part is very fuzzy since I did this part a few months ago, so I'll come back later). Go through the day, heard the goats, leave and DO NOT SKIP THE CUTSCENE AS YOU WILL BE STUCK. Go about, go to the house, and if my memory is right there we can give the kids the sword (keep in mind we won't get the first bottle, fishing rod, sword, or slingshot- but we can still give them a sword). Before we continue, go into the mayor's house since the door is now open and get the iron boots. This will save us time later. Now, do everything as normal until we come back to the world of light. This is where people give up I think, as there is "no way to progress."

We cannot get the sword and shield as there are logs blocking the hole to get the sword, the area to get to the shield is closed, and there are no characters around. However, this can be skipped using the sword and shield skip (there are youtube videos showing how to do this on GameCube and Wii). We’ll need a Bokoblin from the are and DO NOT KILL IT AND SAVE OR YOU ARE SCREWED. We’ll need to bring it to the wall of twilight, align it with a black mark on the wall and do a really big double attack on it. If we do it right we’ll bypass the area where Midna will tell us to go back and she'll let us into the twilight. Please note: this glitch is the hardest thing to do (in my experience). It took me over a year to do this, as I rage quit a lot from doing it over and over and over again, and I got it cause I was very lucky.

So, after that long intro, it's all good. Progress as normal, get to the forest temple and prepare to think you're stuck. Everything was great and normal until the first room with the spiders on the vines. Remember: we don't have the slingshot. But, the solution is easy: find some Boko Baba seed things and throw it at the spiders. Easy peasy. Now before we leave, there is one thing to note: beating the mini-boss of this dungeon with jump attacks is a no-go, cause that will hard crash the game with a very fun sound playing. Beat him (and the boss) slowly and it'll be good.

Go to the Eldin province and we'll be at the glitchy part of the run (twilight and light). Go through normally until we get to the gate to Kakariko. Go through it and we'll be taken into a cutscene. Remember the King Bokoblin fight? Yeah, that's here now, just will no voices for the NPCs. Watch the cutscene. Now the world is weird cause it's the world of light with a twilight filter. Midna will tell us to help Colin and there will be no shadow monsters or dying spirit of light. To fix this, just leave the area (side note: this is where we go if we fight King Bokoblin right after doing the glitch and we'll be softlocked cause we're human, but now we're a wolf and can do things now). Going to a new area puts everything back to where it should, but we can go back to the gate and start the same cutscene as many times as we want, as there's no limit to this or the number of times we can fix it. When we're done, go on as normal, get the bugs, and save the land. Once we are done talking to the spirit, another cutscene will play, the one where we get our horse. The game most likely triggers this because we have the iron boots (remember?), and it has to play it for later, which starts the Epona scene. Get her and save Colin. Do that and go to death mountain.

(if we wish, we can go to Ordon spring to get the hidden skill from the stone we probably activated in the twilight, but we’ll be unable to do it because we need a shield. We can buy a shield, but we either lose the nice metal shield for a cheap wooden one that burns or we pay 200 rupees to tell the game "Hey, I have the shield now, even though I've had it the entire time," which is something I didn't want to do, so I'm not getting any of the hidden skills, which pains me cause I want the back slice)

(This is in the Arbiter's Ground area but it's the same thing) (Also grandpa Time is blind cause I GOT A SHEILD) (ok boomer)

Back on point, go up to death mountain and realize that we don't have to take damage from that Goron because we got the boots (we won't be softlocked so it's good).

Now play through the area normally. Actually, play through the game normally, as everything from here on out is just a normal playthrough. We just do get the slingshot, the Ordon sword or shield, fishing rod, two bottles (one from the shop in Ordon and the other in the fishing area since we need the fishing rod to get it), and six hidden skills (if we don't want to part with a FREE metal shield).

So, I bet someones thinking about a problem in the future part of the gameplay. Right now I am it Arbiter's Grounds. (I found out it is possible to perform back in time again (but I think the point of restarting is just a bit later than I remember, since past of Link's gauntlet had to be seen then, and now it's the tips of his fingers). I think everything will go fine until we get to Snowpeak, or rather, not get to Snowpeak. We need the fishing rod to get the reekfish, and guess what we don't have: the reekfish. I believe one of three things will happen-

1) The game will hard crash (or just regular crash) cause we don't have the fishing rod, and the game will get really confused and die.

2) Nothing will happen. What I mean by this is that we won't be able to accept the earing addition and either Ralis will keep the earing or it will vanish and we never see it again.

3) The game spawns a fishing rod for the player to have and we go on as normal. With this, we'd be able to get a third bottle.

With the first two points, we will be softlocked, as the game will put us back at the start if we go into the blizzard.

I'm not sure what will happen at that point, but no matter what happens, whether we get the rod or not, I'm going to keep exploring with this glitch; I'll find the do's, don'ts, and mega don'ts. When I find something new I'll add it here later. Hope someone has fun with this and wish me luck! 🤞

Edit: So there's actually a fourth option: the fish hook is a new item in your inventory and now we're stuck.

So.....not what I was hoping for but that's what we get for trying to kill the game. The sad thing is that if we go to Colin's house we can see a fishing rod on the wall. I even found out that we cannot buy the slingshot because it's not in the shop in Ordon and the wooden sword doesnt appear in our house. Another new piece of info: we dont have the Ordon Spring warp since we never got the sword and shield in the beginning of the game.

So I'm going to see if there's a way to skip snowpeak. However, this will definitely be a problem later on during the Zant fight since we need the ball and chain. Wish me luck on that!

TL, DR: go back in time and save Hyrule on hard mode.

UPDATE: So I saw a video on YouTube talking about having all of our items in the king bulblin fight. What we need to do is do back in time and take damage before doing so. I did it in Arbiter's Grounds and got there fine. Then we need to pull up the title screen and fall into a void. Right before Link starts screaming, we push a+b (or start since this works on the gamecube). If done correctly we should here Link screaming on the file select. Now we have to choose a game file. If we choose a new file, we go through naming Link and Epona and when we start this happens:

(I sat here for 10 minutes. We can't do anything except power off and press home, but pushing reset still keeps us at this screen and now we can't use the home button).

If we select a file that already has data, then we go to the bulblin fight with all the items we had before the glitch, including the master sword (I'm doing this on a file where I already did the back in time glitch so I still dont have the fishing rod).

UPDATE: THE RUN'S NOT DEAD

So, I was watching YouTube and looked up Twilight Princess glitches and saw a glitch for early City In The Sky. By doing this glitch, we can skip all of Snowpeak Ruins and the Temple Of Time. Seeing as how the ball and chain is not needed to finish the game after Snowpeak and the dominon rod is only needed for the search for the sky quest (which we can skip while doing this glitch), we will be able to progress without the fishing rod and skip three hours of gameplay. I was hoping we could find a way to get the fishing rod so we could 100% the game, but now we definitely can't do that.

Early City In The Sky glitch:

Requirements: Master Sword and visited the desert at least once (completion of of Arbiter's Grounds recommended)

As soon as we have access to the Master Sword, we need to head to Lake Hylia. We need to go to the desert. Once at the desert, I recommend completing the Arbiter's Grounds, but that's not necessary right now. Now we warp to Kakariko village and go to Renado's basement. By sliding with z-targeting into the space between the statue and the wall (right on wii, left on gamecube). The angle is kinda precise so finding a YouTube video is recommended for finding a good angle. Once we're positioned right, we need to turn into wolf Link. If everything is correct we will clip past the statue. Now, as wolf link, go up to the cannon and say you'd like to warp. Midna will say Shad is still standing there (even though he's not). We can still warp the cannon as long as we open the map right after Midna is done talking (spam the button it has to be right after she's done). Turn on portals and warp to Lake Hylia and Midna will warp Link and the cannon there (we have to be in wolf form. Also, DO NOT AND QUIT IN THE ROOM. Apparently doing this on the wii will trap us as Midna won't let us warp)

Now at Lake Hylia we talk to the cannon guy and cough up 300 rupees. Here we can do some side quests. I finally caved and bought the Hylian shield and got the four hidden skills I had yet to get. (Note: apparently if you dony visit the desert before asking the guy to fix the cannon the game might crash). I have yet to to to the sky so I will see how that goes later.

End of the game stuff: We will be able to beat the game with a max of 16 hearts, 43 poe souls, 23 bugs, 2 bottles, five hidden skills, no Ordon sword/shield, no fishing rod, slingshot, no ball and chain, and no dominon rod. This is the max amount of items we can get. I will attempt this run again but try and see what the least amount of weapons required to beat the game is.

Edit: oof speedrunners use this to go fast in the game. This is just a way if you want practice doing speedruns of this game so you can get gud

[ladybalem]

Veneration - a Confession about Balem Abrasax - part 2 of 2

SMUT ALERT: LEOPOLD MASOCH PATENTED SMUT AS FAR AS THE EYES CAN SEE (Aw, uncle Leopold Masoch to whom, it is said, was the one who "invented" this such beautiful thing that's masculine submission. May the gods have him forever in their endless glory. Amen) * * * (Continuing...)          Obediently putting his arms up Balem sighed under a breath, looking Demetera right in her face:          - What are you intending to do with me, my sovereign?          - Soon you'll see - and talking like this Demetera wrapped the golden silk stripe around his wrists, over his bracelets, tying them together to then in sequence to tie them to the pillar, immobilizing Balem who stood on his knees before her, his arms forming an angle around his head, to which he lowered, panting, rising just his eyes to see her, the sexual tension inside him clearly hitting a critical level without that Balem tried to hide it. And giving a step back, Demetera just as if like proud of it contemplated her work, with a wicked grin on her face, as she whispered under a breath, with her voice full of pleasure - The sovereign of the most powerful House from whole Universe, on his knees, tied to a bed pillar is a sight that's, to tell the less... tempting, Balem.          - Tempting the most I believe that are your intentions, my beautiful Demetera - he said with a harsh voice while still looking at her with low face, his features incredibly tense and, giving a step forward again, Demetera giggled, as she placed the tip of her shoe on the edge of the bed ahead her and behind him, this way placing her thigh in display, and it came to sight, magnificent, from the long crack of her dress, straight towards Balem, who panted, narrowing his eyes even more as he nervously passed his tongue between his lips to wet them.          - Actually you can't not even imagine what are my intentions, my adored husband.          Suddenly fighting against the silk stripe that was tying  him, Balem strained himself to try to reach her thigh with his lips, what he only managed to do quite in a glimpse, as Demetera smiled, in a single movement holding with both hands to the pillar ahead and this way she climbed up the bed, getting hanged over Balem, stretching herself to reach another silk stripe that was the most ahead tying another cascade of fabric. And Demetera started to untie it as, reaching her free leg ahead of him, in ecstasy Balem started to kiss and lick at her ankle and the chest of her foot until Demetera with a small jump to came back to the floor before him, who was by now already feeling his arousal almost to ache tightened as it was inside his tight leather pants, and Balem moaned:          - Allow me to touch you, Demetera,  just a little. I beseech you. Concede me this.          Slightly slapping with the silk stripe doubled in two against his face, more like a jest than like a punishment, Demetera told him, with authoritative voice:          - Call me my title, my  obedient servant. And then maybe I'll concede  you this grace you plead me.          Closing momentarily his lips  through which he'd been breathing, Balem gulped the saliva he had in his mouth before to blink his trembling eyes and to slightly rise his face into Demetera's way to tell her quite pausingly:          - My adored and divine sovereign Demetera Abrasax, absolute inheritor of the elder son of the House of Abrasax - and once again he closed his mouth for an instant, lowering his face and blinking his eyes as he took a deep breath before to carry on - I plead you the grace of touching you intimately with my lips - and he descended his glance through her body, his tense musculature rippling before her as if he was himself an alive sketch of Michelangelo in front of her, each muscle of him beautifully detached under his quite white skin, his diaphragm stretching out and contracting in at each breathing and exhalation. And proud of the intense physical beauty of her man before her Demetera said, in a wicked way:          - And what if if not even this way I allow you to?          Closing his eyes and pulling down his tied hands, with a guttural roar Balem lowered his face an instant, answering after a second with harsh voice and low eyes:          - I would be thrown at your feet to kiss them until you deign yourself to allow me, my sovereign, if it wasn't for these restraints, you well know.          - Yes, I well know - and grabbing him by his hair, Demetera placed herself right in front of Balem, teasingly sliding the silk stripe by his lips, diving her deep glance inside the deepest of his motley green eyes that were looking at her in adoration, there, right above him. And once again placing her foot on the bed, this time closer to him, Demetera offered him the glimpse of her sex before his face as she lifted up slowly the crack of her dress, holding it aside, as Balem licked at his own lips tensely - And that's because of this I give you the permission, Balem. More than that, I COMMAND you to touch me.          And listening to it, in a sweet despair and agony Balem inclined his face into her way, hiding his face on her crotch and readily closing between his lips to her most sensitive spot, making her to arch sweetly under his skilled touch, sucking on it with impetus until to left it with a pop of his lips and a grunting. And before to take her between his warm lips again Balem said under a breath:          - I am grateful to you, my sovereign. Queen of Orous.          And as he touched at her once, savoring to her taste that for him it was of a unnamable delight, tasting it with his tongue to which he slid along of her folds making her to pant as himself was panting in pleasure, Balem was burning in desires of being able to dive for whole inside her, such desire that only grew as without no warning Demetera just slapped on his arm with the silk stripe as if it was a whip, making to the fingers of his both hands to clasp, what she witnessed with pleasure, as a moaning made its way out of his lips. And at each hit he received, Balem with a bigger desire performed the function he was exerting, his warm and heavy breathing between Demetera's thighs, his trembling and experienced lips making her to abandon herself to moan out loud now as she grabbed at his hair.          And when she felt aroused to the point of desiring him inside her  more than anything in the whole universe, Demetera just left him, pulling her leg off from the bed and, heavily panting she observed him at her feet while he was slightly pulling the restraints at his wrists as he was inclining himself forward tensely licking at his own lips. And  making the stripe this time to slap on the side on exposure of Balem's body, and seeing him to tremble in pleasure, Demetera asked him:          - Do you like this, isn't?          - Each hit of yours only inflames my desire for you even more, Demetera. Each hit only makes me impossibly the most hard than before - and he took a pause, breathing superficially before to add - If it is your desire, my queen, hit me more.          Biting her lip Demetera did then the stripe to slap against his chest, Balem retorting over himself with a loud groaning, panting and opening his mouth into her way, showing his teeth as if he was wanting to bite her.          - Did your mother used to punish you, Balem?          A weird glimpse showed in his eyes as Balem sluggishly blinked them, his hands retorting slightly in the firm restraints, the sweat perspiring in his temples through the hair shaved quite short there; and his voice came out in a harsh voice and quite low as he said:          - When I used to demonstrate weakness, yes. She raised me to be strong.          - And did you become a strong man? - and she gave him one more little whiplash, as he tilted his head back, closing his eyes for a moment, biting his lip with such strength that Demetera thought that it would bleed; and he whispered:          - Not stronger than you, my queen.          - Crouch down - Demetera commanded, and Balem opened his eyes, difficultly raising a leg after another to get to obey her, but the high his arms were tied impeded him to lower more. Demetera then helped him, with both hands harshly doing the restraints to go down some centimeters along the pillar, Balem taking in advantage that sudden proximity to breath in  the sweet scent of her breasts against his face. And taking notice of that, Demetera all of a sudden rubbed them on his face who, grunting, closed his eyes feeling an intense pleasure and sexual tension, and she murmured - Your mother educated you well - and leading both hands to his pants as Demetera lowered herself over him, she finally freed his arousal from there, his length springing out and hitting her wrist, and Demetera giggled, turning her eyes into her husband's face again as he was looking at her seriously, with narrowed eyes and half opened lips, panting against her face with a expression in his that would surely fright any other woman in the universe. But Demetera wasn't any other woman. And cupping his face she kissed him in an intense way, feeling to almost ache the center of her body that was pulsating with desire for him, and knowing the same was happening to himself. And lifting up her wide dress slowly Demetera passed her thighs over his, the slippery leather of his pants sliding in a sexy way against her inner thighs, and taking his manhood with both hands Demetera guided him inside her and, as he felt finally wrapped by her so warm and wet entrails Balem grunted just like an animal, closing his eyes for a while, as he moaned:          - Demetera, Demetera...          And she went down over Balem until to make him to push her womb up, as the woman moaned deliciously, taking an instant to breath while tightening him into herself. And restarting to move Demetera struck a slap on his face, making Balem to moan out loud now, as he opened his eyes, devouring her with them, and she commanded:          - "Sovereign"!          - Yes - and as a wolf Balem descended hungry over her breasts, biting them as he could having not the help of his hands to do such, and sliding his tongue along the valley between them Balem moaned - Slap me, my sovereign. I'll get even harder for you. Slap me - and he raised his face, just like if offering it to her, who not delaying a second hit him with a huge pleasure with a soundy slap, which made Balem to rave.          It could seem to be impossible for him to reach the prowess of getting the most stiff than he already was, but Demetera's slaps seemed to have such power, and each time he  desperately lifted up his hips between crazy snarling to thrust into her, his manhood seemed to be really harder than at the previous time, and Balem was moaning so loud by now that Demetera was thinking that the whole palace would be able to listen, to what she quite pleased smiled, as he was then biting at her shoulder over her dress, almost tearing it off from her with his teeth while in despair he was making love with her just like if it was the last time they would have the opportunity to do such. And when raising her both arms in a sweet agony and holding herself to the restraints that were tying  his wrists to the cold stone pillar, Demetera stretched herself up, letting him to bury his face between her breasts that at this time Balem had already did to hop out from her low neck, Demetera felt her whole body to tremble in pleasure and sighed a numberless times to his name, while sliding a hand along his shaved face, holding him by an earlobe. And soon, stimulated by the waves of pleasure in her body Balem came as well, grunting out loud Demetera's name also infinite times before to crumble over the chest of the feet of his high boots, stomping his knees on the polished floor, panting heavily, the pain he was feeling at the musculature of his thighs just doesn't being bigger than the relaxing feeling that flooded his body as he flew into hers. And delicately lowering her face, Demetera kissed Balem, who received on his to her lips passionately, their bodies still  connected and united without that no one of them wanted to be apart again.          And her husband's kiss, in which Demetera could still to recognize a light touch of the aroma and taste of the savory berries that herself had served into his lips about a half hour ago, although he was seen and taken as cruel for a whole university of planets and kinds, as insensible, as inhumane, his kiss was, at least for her, of a so explicitly obvious love. And Demetera retributed it in the same intensity, both like talking to each other through that kiss to the words they never used to say cause they seemed restricted to people like them. It was, actually, so hard to be the wife of a tyrant, of a feared man, of a hated man, but, for Demetera, he was just the man she loved, and the man to whom, although he would never say that verbally, she knew, because his kiss used to tell her that, desperately loved her too, more than anything in this whole universe, although it practically belonged to him. He loved her because, in the truth, even owning an empire, what the owned of the most valuable it was Demetera; he loved her because she was the only one person in this  whole universe that was able to own him, the only one person who didn't fear him and who knew and comprehended him as he really was. And she was the only one person able to love him back, the only one person who owned a bigger strength than his own, what made him to respect her and, to Balem, respect it was a kind of  veneration, and veneration, the only one kind of love that it was possible in his deep and complex soul. * * ***************************** * MY CONFESSION TO PRIOR PHILIP: Beloved prior, today I'll try to be plain and concise, things to which I actually rarely am: I won't lose my time asking forgiveness for a thing to which I know that in five minutes I'll be doing again if I have the chance, so, excuse me cause I'm going to the altar to pray for Lord Balem. Hein? To do it for Lady Seraphi too? No, no, prior, thanks, but I'm unfortunately confessedly an heterosexual. It won't work for me to pray on Lady Seraphi. Pray yourself on her, if you think she's needy for prayer. AMEN LORD BALEM!

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#5

I haven't seen anyone talk about it but one of my favourite moments during the Red Banquet was after the Quackity reveal when he was monologing and when the Eggpires back was turned he subtley dropped Puffy a netherite axe. I just think its was such an awesome moment and I don't quite know why. It was just neat.

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With how much Jack Manifold is going on about how he lost everything and how its Tommys fault its made me think about how many times Tommy has lost everything. These are the time I could come up with:

1. When Eret betrayed L'manberg

2. When Dream blew up L'manberg the first time

2.5. When he gave up his disks to get independence (he didnt lose everything but y'know importnat loss and all.

2.5.5 When he lost Henry (again not everything but y'know)

3. When he and Wilbur were exiled from L'manberg

3.5. When he lost Wilbur to his insanity

4. When Wilbur betrayed him blew up L'manberg

5. When Tubbo exiled him from L'manberg

6. When Dream blew up all of his belongings

7. When Dream blew up all of his belongings

8. When Dream blew up all of his belongings

9. When Dream blew up all of his belongings

9.5. (there are quite a few of these so I'll just leave it at 4)

10. When Dream blew up Logsteadshire

11. When Dream, Techno and Phil blew up L'manberg for the third time.

Soooooooooo. Just a thought.

If ive missed any feel free to add.

45 notes • Posted 2021-01-16 17:29:58 GMT

#3

I kinda want Niki and Jacks plan to work tomorrow but hear me out.

So everything goes right, Niki takes Tommy, he gets blown up and dies cannonically for the third time. Niki and Jack are hype. Tubbo is depressed, all standing around his pile of stuff.

And then Tommy appears. 100% fine. VERY confused. Swearing all over the place and grabs all of his stuff. Everyone is in shock. Tubbo asks him how and Tommy just does not know. Jack asks if he want to hell. Tommy says no. He just.... Didnt die. And its a whole mystery.

Until they realise Dream doesnt just have the power to resurrect people from death but also preempt it. Dream was so desperate not to lose Tommy and saw he was on the edge that he gave him extra lives... Just in case.

67 notes • Posted 2021-01-25 20:25:16 GMT

#2

Why do people join the jackbox games if the streams code leaks?? I just don't understand what the point is. Like they are obviously just gonna restart. Do they think they just... won't notice? Or they're just gonna be like 'okay lets just play on stream with this rando who we don't know and who could say anything'? I... I just... I don't understand the point. Y'all are wasting streamers time, chats time and your own.

The utter pointlessness and the entitlement just pisses me off to no end.

169 notes • Posted 2021-02-06 22:54:52 GMT

#1

How is no one talking about when Dream got a donation saying 'i dont know who I'd be without you' and the little shit responded 'to quote tubbo you'd be youself'.

With respect sir.... You're an arsehole (affectionate)

181 notes • Posted 2021-02-10 03:39:10 GMT

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[adrenalineguide]

Volkswagen’s Golf GTI Autobahn and Kia’s Stinger GT Limited: Bringing fun back into driving

 Text and Photos by Michael Hozjan

Whether you like it or not summer is over and with it comes the fall driving season. A time of year usually reserved for amateur car rallies, a last look at a vintage car show in New England, apple picking with some wine tasting in the townships, and of course leaf peeping in the Laurentians.  I usually save this time of year to bring you a roadster or two but this year I’ve had so much fun with the two sedans featured here that I just had to include them as best picks for hitting autumn’s open road. Oh and of course you can bring another couple along for the fun.

 Volkswagen Golf GTI Autobahn: the original hot hatch offers more than performance.

Every once in a while I come across a car that fits me like the proverbial glove, a vehicle that just feels right. Volkswagen’s Golf GTI is one such vehicle.  The original hot hatch instills sporty performance, comfort and practicality but there are a number of features that separates it from other hot hatches, first and foremost is its overall feel. It’s quality personified, German engineering at a bargain price. Plant your butt in the Recaro buckets and your thighs and ribs are cradled in a way few other cars in this price range… and for that matter many pricier cars do.  The thick leather steering wheel feels like you’re in control long before you even turn the ignition on.

The GTI takes the practicality and roominess of the Golf, tosses out the 1.8L four cylinder and replaces it with a 220 horsepower 2.0L turbocharged four cylinder, ten more than last year. Even better, it pumps out a whopping 258 lb-ft of torque that peaks at a low 1500 rpm so, yes it sends you back in the seat. Cosmetically the GTI adds a more aggressive front fascia in keeping with its persona that is highlighted by its trademark red stripe on the grille, and dual exhaust. If you miss the GTI badging, red brake calipers easily set it apart from the run of the mill Golf. 

Two trim levels are offered starting with the base GTI at a very reasonable $30,595 equipped with a 6-speed manual transmission and the trademark plaid seating. The upscale Autobahn starts at $35,895 My Autobahn came with the same plaid seating (thankfully) which is a no cost option over the standard leather units, and the 6-speed automatic DSG. More on this $1400 option later.

 The Autobahn package replaces the base car’s 17 inch tire/wheel combo with 18 inch units, an 8.0”high rez touchscreen to support the nav, cd player and other infotainment paraphernalia that we’ve come to expect from today’s rides. It is one of the most user- friendly multimedia systems on the market. Take note Honda. An 8-speaker Fender Premium Audio System with a subwoofer is included for those times you want to listen to your favorite songs instead of the sweet melody of the powerplant. Additionally, the Autobahn buyer gets LED headlights with adaptive front lights that steer into the turn as well as a panoramic sunroof.  My tester also came with the $1750 Driver Assistance Package that includes adaptive cruise, blind spot and rear traffic alert, autonomous emergency braking with pedestrian detection and park assist. 

Aside from the usual audio adjustments, nav controls, the infotainment screen also lets you know how much boost the turbo is churning out and even how many g’s you’re pulling on acceleration or in a corner. OK that last one may be a little mickey-mouse.

Rear seat passengers will profit from the straight roof with ample headroom and there’s enough (22.8 cu.ft.) luggage space with the rear seats up to carry a weekend’s worth of luggage for four to your destination and 53 cubic feet with the rear bench folded. And getting to the destination is what the GTI excels in.

On the road

Now in its seventh generation, the refinements just keep coming. Drivers will appreciate the larger brakes pirated from the Golf R parts bin. I didn’t experience any brake fade through my trip in the back roads of Quebec’s Laurentians and managed to scare the heck out of a Boxster driver, that ‘s how flat this car handles. If there was a weak link, it was the all-season rubber more tuned for a family sedan than a performance car.

The 6-speed dual clutch DSG automatic is a wonderful piece of engineering with launch control that will propel you down the road faster than any manual transmission, no matter how quick your shifting skills. There’s also the ability to go through the gears manually on the steering column mounted paddles. The GTI also features four driving modes, Eco, normal, sport and custom. Switch modes and both throttle and steering input response changes. I question however why the Eco mode, which lessens throttle response to the point of blandness, and makes the steering too light, why VW would include it in a car known for performance. Besides I still managed average 7L/100km even with my spirited drives.  

Electronically controlled limited slip differential helps you around the essess making an already great handler that much better.

But don’t think that for a moment the car’s performance suspension jars your spine. Even in Sport mode the GTI’s ride is comfortable, soaking up all but the biggest road imperfections.  

Not all is perfect

Sadly, not all is perfect in the Land of Oz, and neither is the GTI. The sunroof in my tester had an annoying squeak and the DSG (Direct-Shift Gearbox), as good as it is, would shut the engine off at red lights. Forcing me to restart the car manually as the stop/start feature deactivated. Volkswagen is already thinking of dropping the DSG trans because of complaints of hesitation when the light turns green – something I discovered is remedied by leaving it in manual mode. Lastly the tire pressure monitoring system kicked in with an erroneous low tire warning – a common ailment.

The verdict

Tough choice between the base car and the Autobahn, but having spent a week with the Autobahn, I would have to opt for the upscale model and forego the $1400 DSG. Regular readers know I’m biased towards manuals and with a car that’s as communicative as the GTI, the manual would just be that much more seductive.

The Golf offers mature styling, combing luxury, performance and agile handling like no other hot hatch. No wonder it has such a big following. Oh and while your spouse might say no way to many performance vehicles, the GTI may just be the wolf in sheep’s clothing to get you to live your dream. 

Price as tested: $39,045*  

Still not enough power? There’s always the 292 horsepower all-wheel-drive Golf R…. it’s only money.

* Dealer prep and destination fees not included

 Kia Stinger GT Limited: Kia’s big gamble brings big smiles

Suddenly the purveyor of sensible, economical, compact sedans and SUVs, Kia, has gone ape sh…oops, stir crazy and released a sedan that goes against everything it’s been known for and in the process released a performance sedan that I haven’t had this much fun with since my first time behind the steering wheel of Porsche’s Panamera. Ya, it’s that good.

Like the GTI, you just want to drive this car. Forget about the available 255 hp, 2.0L turbocharged four cylinder available in the base GT Line, the 3.3L twin turbo V6 mill is what your soul wants.

You might laugh when I tell you that the Stinger is touted as Korea’s answer to BMW’s 3-Series, but stay tuned and you’ll see why it’s not that insane of a claim. Penned by the same man that designed the Audi TT and the ’97 VW Golf, Peter Schreyer, the Stinger brings Teutonic design and engineering to the masses at affordable prices.

While the Stinger is available in either rear or all-wheel-drive elsewhere in the world, we Canucks only get the all-wheel-drive version. Available in three different trim levels beginning with the base GT Line which other than the 2.0L four includes Kia’s usual array of more bang for your buck - like leather seating, 18” wheels, 7” infotainment screen and a wireless phone charger for the paltry sum of $41, 895.  Next up the corporate ladder is the GT adding the deliciously quick 3.3L GDI twin turbo V6, Brembo brakes, 19”Michelin performance rubber, dynamic stability control and a full-width sunroof.  The GT Limited adds premium Nappa leather seating, heads up display, a 15-speaker Harman Kardon sound system, eight-inch infotainment screen with multimedia interface and nav.

Schreyer has moved up the ranks in Kia from designer to president. It’s easy to say that the Stinger is his baby and you can see his signature touches in things like the flat bottom steering wheel.

The end result is an edgy four-door grand touring sedan yet mature enough not to be mistaken for something out of a video game. There’s not a bad angle to the car but my personal favorite has to be the three quarter rear view, an angle that most other drivers will see. Schreyer’s design successfully combines luxury touches with sporty and stylish accents. Incorporating a high opening hatch to the family sedan eases access to the 23.3 cu.ft of cargo space in what otherwise would have been a miniscule trunk opening.  

Sit in the cockpit and you’re surrounded by metal, leather, plastic, but it all works. Schreyer’s love of airplanes is evident with the round aviation style vents on the dash and aluminum accents. Like the Sorento I reported on a couple of months ago, the Stinger’s interior is slick. The tilt and telescopic heated steering wheel has a memory feature found in pricier cars.

Luxury accouterments include air-cooled/heated Nappa leather front seats, heated rear seats, wireless cell charging, 360 degree camera system, as well as the usual gamut of items we find in today’s cars like lane keep, Android Auto/Apple CarPlay. The Stinger has the largest front seat passenger legroom I’ve seen in a very long time – think limo rear seat. Even with the front buckets pushed all the way back, the back seat still offers the adults in the back ample legroom but headroom is tight.

The open road

We’re talking autumn drives and the Kia surprises and feeds every sense of the driving experience. Schreyer saw a vision for Kia and he brought in ex BMW M Division boss, Albert Biermann to perform his magic on the Stinger.

Mr. Biermann’s input can be seen in the adrenaline inducing performance goodies which include items that are familiar to the Bavarian marque, like big Brembo brakes, 225/40R19 Michelin performance rubber and hi-performance shocks. The Stinger GT is the company’s first car to feature a continuously adaptive suspension system.

Yes we’re not getting the rear-wheel drive car but the good news is that this all-wheel-driver is rear-wheel drive biased so you can still toss the rear out, but the awd system will kick in and transfer up to 50% of the available torque to the front wheels when the need arises, so it’ll keep you out of trouble and make you look good in front of your friends.

The 8-speed automatic (with paddle shifters mounted on the steering wheel) is one of the smoothest quick shifting trannys going. Whether your climbing a steep grade, coming down the same grade, exiting the highway or accelerating to pass a slow semi, this tranny doesn’t miss a beat.

Set the launch control and the 376 lb-ft of torque will rocket you from zero to 100km just shy of 5 seconds, that’s faster than the V6 Porsche Panamera and the heads up display will keep you informed without taking your eyes off the road. Like the GTI, the Stinger’s Sport mode offers quick acceleration and crisp handling while not sacrificing anything in terms of cabin comfort. Steering is nicely weighted and the car has a nearly 50/50 weight balance thanks to the bulk of V6 being mounted longtitudely aft of the front axle.

This thing feels like a much smaller car, its agile, crisp and light on its feet. It corners flat and takes everything that you can throw at it and comes back for more.  Oh the large scoops flanking the grille and the vents behind the front wheels aren’t cosmetic, they’re open to let fresh air in and hot air to cool the big Brembos and keep fade to a minimum, not that I experienced any on my road trips.

The verdict

Affordable performance sedan isn’t an oxymoron any more. Kia has successfully managed to bring us German engineering and upped the ante for other manufacturers to give us affordable performance sedans. The affordability doesn’t end at the dealer; my fuel bill showed I averaged a very impressive 9.0L/100km with mostly highway travel.

Kia is gambling a lot on getting enthusiasts to take them as a serious performance/grand touring car company. The Stinger has won accolades from around the globe and rightfully so. Those of you who are still skeptics need only remember that it wasn’t too long ago that we never thought Toyota or Honda would be in the luxury car business going up against the likes of Mercedes. Stopping at the local shopping mall I was mauled by twenty something’s who wanted a closer look at the car.

“There’s a guy with a white one that works down the street and I saw another red yesterday.” It seems the younger generation is open minded to a Kia performance sedan and I’d be proud to have the Stinger in my driveway.  

If you’re looking for driving excitement and have been visiting Acura, Audi, Lexus and Porsche dealerships, do yourself and your family a favor and run don’t walk to you Kia dealership. Oh and did I mention the …warranty.  

Go ahead and book that weekend getaway in the Presidential Mountains of New England, you’ve got a great excuse to go.

Price as tested: $51,855*

*Includes freight, colour charge, and A/C tax

Oh and if you bring the kiddies to school, you’ll be the coolest mom and dad in the world pulling up in either of these rides.

[elvendara]

Mint Eye Part 4

The final chapter....maybe???

Enjoy!

Part 1, 2, 3

Werewolf AU

Saeyoung had tried his tablet and phone, both were down. Bliss had obviously done something within the room to keep the electronics from functioning. The electric keypad on the door itself outside the room, was functioning just fine.

The twins sat on the bed, backs against the wall, feet dangling off. Saeran had the bedsheet wrapped around himself. They refrained from discussing plan B in front of MC. Afraid she might be able to communicate their intentions, so they sat, and waited. MC huddled on the other side of the room, Saeyoung staring at her, heart heavy at the fear in her eyes. She didn’t know him. Worse than that, she was afraid of him.

Saeyoung’s internal clock told him it was almost time. He had perfected time lapse while in the agency, there were times when he had to be precise without a timepiece. He elbowed Saeran, letting him know to begin to prepare, then slid off the bed and knelt in front of MC. Saeran unwound from the sheet and began to tear it in long strips.

MC cowered away from Saeyoung.

“Stay away from me! Your dangerous!” she cried.

Saeyoung laughed sadly, “You have no idea how ironic that statement is coming from you. How not very long ago I wanted you to say those very words.” He lowered his head and shook it, trying to keep the sting of tears from affecting him. He breathed out slowly, to steady his heart.

“I don’t know what the new savior has told you. But I would never hurt you MC. I would die first. I know you don’t believe me, but now it’s my turn to dig in my nails and not let you go. If it hadn’t been for you, I would still be in my own self-created misery. I wouldn’t have love. I would be alone, without a pack. You made my family possible and I will NOT let them take you away from me.”

MC couldn’t help but be glued to his eyes. His words she could dismiss, but his eyes spoke of truth. But the savior had told her this man was dangerous, that he hurt her and would hurt her child. She looked away, closing her eyes, if she did not look into his eyes, she could more easily disbelieve his words.

“I’m sorry MC. I know that you don’t trust me right now. And because of that, I can’t trust you either. Please, forgive me.” He grabbed her arms and Saeran grabbed her legs. She screamed and struggled, trying to free herself, but the twins were too strong for her. Saeran tied her ankles together with the strips of sheet, and Saeyoung tied her wrists behind her back. She kept screaming until Saeyoung covered her mouth with a third strip. He hated treating her this way, but it was all they could think of to keep her in check.

Saeyoung had been worried about her transforming, but Saeran had whispered to him that the possibility was low. When he was at Mint Eye, he was not allowed to transform without permission. He was sure that MC had been given a similar order. No matter what she might face, if she had been told not to transform unless given a specific order to do so, she wouldn’t. Even if it meant death. However, there was the possibility that Bliss did not know about MC being a werecat. Thankfully, it appeared that Saeran had been right.

“How long after the EMP goes off do you think Jumin’s men will enter?” Saeran asked.

“They’ll know as soon as it’s activated and move in, but they have a good mile to cover before gaining entrance into the building. I would say no more than 15 minutes. You should be able to find Yoosung in that time, yes?” Saeyoung asked.

Saeran nodded.

“I would go with you…” Saeyoung began.

“No! You need to get MC out of here as soon as possible.”

Suddenly the lights flickered and went out, the electric lock on the door chimed, clicked and went still. Saeyoung tried the door and it opened easily. Saeran helped him lift MC over his shoulder, her head hitting his back. She protested as best she could, mumbling nonstop behind her gag. Saeyoung gave her a good slap on her ass and she grunted in anger.

“You usually like that babe. Sorry, about this, but we need to get moving. They headed out the door and up the stairs, Saeran in his wolf form leading the way. Two new guards had been posted at the top of the stairs, but as soon as they saw Saeran, they ran, he wanted to chase them, but he refrained. Yoosung’s scent was coming from a different direction.

“Go, find Yoosung, I’ll come back after getting MC to safety!” Saeyoung told Saeran. “Be careful!” Saeran nodded and nuzzled Saeyoung’s face before turning and bolting down a different hallway. Saeyoung headed for the exit, hoping he wouldn’t meet any resistance. They could have stayed in the cell and waited for Jumin’s men, but they wouldn’t rely on them. Just in case they were stopped from entering the building, they could at least try to make it out to meet them. Two men came into the hallway at a dead run and skidded to a stop when they saw Saeyoung. He set MC down and she tried to kick at him with her bound legs.

“Now now, kitty cat, none of that, no couples squabbling in front of strangers.” He stood back up and squared off against the two men. The hallway was wide but not wide enough for them to effectively use the numbers against Saeyoung. One pulled out a taser while the other went for his gun. Saeyoung attacked the one with the gun first, he ran right at him, jumping against the wall as the man fired, hitting the wall with his right foot and springing away into the man, knocking him down. He raked his claws against his face and chest. The man brought the gun up and tried to aim at Saeyoung’s chest. He bit the wrist and he dropped the gun screaming, Saeyoung’s teeth were long and sharp. The other man took the opportunity to shoot into Saeyoung’s back. The voltage was nowhere near enough to cause him to go down, but it was enough to hurt. He let go of the man’s wrist and howled, jumping off him and grabbing the other man’s throat and wrist, slamming him against the wall. He slammed his head against the wall again and again until the taser dropped and his eyes glazed over. Saeyoung let him fall to the floor, meanwhile, the other man was attempting to pick up his gun again. He aimed it at Saeyoung’s back and pulled the trigger. The bullet slammed into his side as he turned around and winded him somewhat, it passed all the way through and hit the wall.

Saeyoung backhanded the man and he went flying down the hall, skidding across the floor and coming to a stop, unmoving, the gun flung away. Saeyoung growled at his wound but reverted to his more human state. He had to get MC out.

She had tried to crawl down the hallway, but had not made it very far. She could not take her eyes off this man who had turned parts of his body into weapons. Her eyes were huge as he bent down to pick her up. They were almost to the exit, but he was sure that it would be heavily guarded as well.

………………………………………………………..

Bliss was beside Yoosung’s bed. The lights had gone off and all the medical equipment had suddenly shut down. Yoosung was groggy, but awake. She had sent people to check the breakers in the basement, but she was sure it had something to do with those Choi twins. They had to be prepared. She would leave the building and its people behind if she had to, but she was not going to leave without Yoosung. The bidding was already over a million dollars for the pretty boy, she could restart somewhere else with that amount of money.

“Get the vehicle ready.” She ordered one of her people. “And you, get that wheel chair, help me get him into it.” They began to unstrap Yoosung.

The woman Bliss had sent to ready the car backed back into the room. “Uh…s…savior, I think…it’s…too late…” she stuttered.

Bliss’s head twisted towards the woman, her eyes blazing in anger. “What are you talking about?” but the words died in her throat as Saeran stalked in, moving past the woman at the door, she fled as soon as she was able. The other woman in the room screamed and fainted. Bliss backed away from Saeran, who was closing in slowly, his teeth bared, a low growl rumbling in his throat.

She reached behind her and grabbed a pair of scissors sitting on the table and ran around Yoosung’s hospital bed, keeping it between them. She shoved the tip of the scissors at Yoosung’s neck.

“Come any closer and I kill him. If I hit the artery, he’ll bleed out in seconds!” she threatened.

Saeran stopped, coiled his back legs, narrowed his eyes on the woman and sprang, jumping over Yoosung’s bed and hitting her with his forepaws, knocking her on her ass. He snagged her robe and flung her against the wall. Biting her ankle, he pulled her until she was on her back, then pounced on her prone body. She still held the scissors, having only nicked Yoosung in the neck before the powerful body of Saeran slammed into her. She was too shocked to even think about using them. Saeran’s forepaws were on her shoulders, and his back legs straddling her legs. He snarled in her face and opened his jaws wide, drawing out her fear.

“Saeran…” Yoosung’s weak voice reached his ears. “Stop…don’t…S…Saeran…” Yoosung fell off the bed, his legs unable to hold him up. He scrambled to Saeran’s side, reaching out to him.

“Don’t…do this…don’t become…the monster…she is…” he pleaded with Saeran.

Saeran reverted to his human form, keeping his body weight on the woman but looking at Yoosung.

“She deserves to die.” He said.

“Maybe, but you don’t deserve to kill her. Don’t add that to the strain on your heart. Please.”

“Yoosung.” Saeran shook his head, digging his nails into the woman’s shoulders, wanting desperately to tear her throat out. Wanted to taste her warm blood spewing from the wound. “You’re too good for this world.” He whispered, closing his eyes. “I don’t deserve you.”

Yoosung ran his fingers through Saeran’s shaggy red hair and pulled him away from the woman. Saeran didn’t protest, hugging Yoosung close to him. Bliss scrambled away from them, hitting the wall behind her, her hands around the scissors protectively.

Saeran stared at her, “You don’t deserve to live. You should thank Yoosung.”

Bliss was out of her mind. She had never been this terrified in her life, but all she could think of was that it was Saeran’s fault again that her world was falling apart. She could not let him escape unscathed again, he had to be punished. She screeched and threw herself on Yoosung who was closer to her and drove the scissors into his shoulder blade, she had been aiming for his neck but Yoosung had ducked at the last second. Saeran flung himself on the woman and broke her neck in one smooth move, throwing her body on the floor like a pile of trash.

“Yoosung!” he turned to his mate.

“I’m fine Saeran, it hurts, but I’m fine. Is she…?”

“Yes…and you can’t make me feel guilty for doing it!”

Yoosung sighed and nodded. He couldn’t blame Saeran for what he had just done, he would have reacted the same way. Saeran picked Yoosung up in his arms and lay him down on the bed. He grabbed a hospital gown and covered himself. He debated what to do next, but he heard the commotion coming down the hall, gunfire, and howling. Jumin’s men must have come in. Saeyoung was coming closer, he could smell him. So he cradled Yoosung and waited.

Saeyoung bound into the room, his nose twitching. He headed to Bliss and sniffed her body, snorting at her. A couple of men entered the room as well, all geared up and ready for action. One of them nodded at Saeran and Yoosung, then addressed Saeyoung. “The route to the exit is clear. We’ll sweep the rest of the building and gather up anyone who is left. I think they have lost the will to fight against such an overwhelming force.”

Saeyoung nodded.

“Well, I guess the werewolf’s out of the bag?” Saeran asked.

Saeyoung grunted. He sniffed at Yoosung and whined, burying his nose into his belly. Yoosung giggled and pet Saeyoung’s ears. “I’m fine Saeyoung. Really. Did you get MC?” Saeyoung grinned and nodded. He was happy to see that Yoosung’s eyes were still his beautiful shade of lavender.

Saeran picked Yoosung up and cradled him in his arms as they all three walked out. Jumin’s men retreating out of their way as they walked by. There was still some sporadic gunfire, but it had mostly died down. The building wasn’t as big as their original headquarters and it appeared as if Bliss had not gathered as many disciples as Rika had had.

There was a medical team standing by and they took care of Yoosung. He saw that MC had been tied to a gurney, her eyes the same mint green as Saeran.

“Is she going to be ok?” he asked.

Saeran nodded. “Her experience was different than mine. She wasn’t tortured, she didn’t go through as much pain. It won’t be easy, but, if I can recover, she will too.”

Yoosung reached out to Saeran. As far as he had come, Yoosung knew that Saeran would always live with the trauma of Mint Eye. He hoped that MC’s shorter experience would mean that she could fully recover.

“Do you think it’s finally over?” he asked.

Saeran shrugged, “I wish I could say yes, but who knows how many Bliss’s there are out there. Let’s just concentrate on getting MC better, and you, and Saeyoung.” He leaned in and kissed Yoosung lightly. They would take MC home and do for her what they had done for him.

Sorry @blissfullyintoxicated but you must have known it was coming, you don’t fuck with a werewolf’s mate!!

Werewolf AU

[allofthesins]

Little Games

Mycroft had a fetish. And sherlock was about to find it out.

"Brother mine..."

The words were said with a little more thirst than usual and it brought Sherlock literally and figuratively to attention immediately.

"Mycroft? "

He stood from behind the desk and watched in confusion as Mycroft stared at him.

"What are you doing to me right now in your mind, Mycroft? "

He opened his mouth to speak but Sherlock put his hand up.

"Don't tell me, show me. I'll tell you to stop if I dislike it."

Without another word Mycroft pinned him to the wall. Sherlock gasped softly and Mycroft stopped for a moment but Sherlock looked up at him with pleading eyes and moved to undo Mycroft's pants. There was a soft growling sound that came from his throat as he grabbed both of Sherlock's hands and pinned them above him before gently biting the buttons open on his shirt. Sherlock closed his eyes and moaned as he felt Mycroft's tongue flick across his adams apple. He wasn't sure what was in store but he was afraid speaking would break whatever spell they seemed to be under. Holding Sherlock's hands with only one of his own, he practically tore the tie from his own neck. In sync with each other now, Sherlock turned as Mycroft released him. Again he was shoved against the wall and Mycroft wasted no time tying his arms together behind him.

"Are you enjoying this?"

Sherlock turned his head to look back as best he could.

"Immensely. Adds flavor to the name."

Mycroft chuckled and kissed him deeply.

"I call you that because you are mine and you always will be."

Sherlock was nearly out of breath now and his head was spinning. He was by no means a weak man and he and Mycroft had gotten into some hard fights in their youth, but at this moment he felt like a prey animal in the jaws of a hungry wolf. Mycroft had never exercised his power like this before and Sherlock was quite overcome with drunken lust.

  It was really only then that he realized Mycroft was wearing his leather gloves still. It was freezing out and their parents were visiting friends in London city. So of course he'd be wearing them over, but he felt an entirely new shiver as Mycroft, now having his hands free, moved one to ever so lightly caress the side of his neck and the other to undo his pants and began stroking him finally. He was whimpering under the combination. In just a few moments Mycroft felt the trembling he knew too well and went down on his knees. He looked up at Sherlock.

"Don't you dare move. Lean against the wall if you need to."

Sherlock said nothing but did lean against the wall. It only took about thirty seconds before he filled Mycroft's mouth. He shuddered and nearly fell but Mycroft swallowed and stood, holding him close and whispered softly.

"Do you think you can still take me?"

He nodded.

"Yes. Please. I want so desperately to feel you inside."

Mycroft swpt him off his feet and carried him to the bed, kissing him deeply. He set him down and undid the tie long enough to position his arms above him again, using it to tie him to the headboard. He very quickly readied Sherlock and himself after stripping them both of their pants, neither of them having worn underwear. He looked down at Sherlock for a moment before gently reaching up to stroke Sherlock's face.

"You cannot begin to fathom how much i love you, brother mine."

Sherlock closed his eyes and leaned his face into the touch. A soft smile crept across both of them and Mycroft entered him. He was surprisingly soft now, after having manhandled him just moments ago and Sherlock came twice more, their final time together. He kissed Sherlock again as he reached up to untie him. Sherlock gave a deep sigh of contentment as Mycroft laid beside him and pulled him into a tight hug.

"Is it safe to say i haven't scared you off?"

Sherlock laughed and curled into him, beginning to shiver in the winter air. The fireplace had gone out during their fun and now that his body was beginning to cool, he felt the full brunt of it.

"I'm biased obviously, but that was the absolute best. I don't think I've come three times in one day my entire life. Let alone in the space of two hours."

Mycroft kissed him again before getting up.

"Hey...you're not leaving so soon?"

"Heavens no. I'm restarting the fire. I'm here for the night. I brought you a present and i confess, i came up here to give it to you but got distracted. You told me that the suit and tie look did it for you, well brother mine, the rolled up sleeves and reading glasses do it for me."

Sherlock chuckled softly as he watch Mycroft fix the fire before climbing back into bed.

"How long do you think we have until they're back?"

Sherlock laid his head on Mycroft's chest and closed his eyes.

"Couple more hours probably. Enough for a nap and to start dinner I'm sure. "

Mycroft pulled the heavy quilt over them and wrapped his arm around Sherlock tightly. In this moment Sherlock felt the most small and protected he'd ever felt. All of his worries were miles away. Mycroft took the gloves off and tossed them onto the nightstand before he began to run his fingers through Sherlock's hair as he felt the younger man drifting off in his arms. This was happiness he'd never had before and he smiled softly as also drifted to sleep.