#so i can't hear SHIT
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I have a little pin on my badge that says she/he/they and it generally either goes unremarked or i get a 'hey cool pin' from a patient. More often if someone comments on it it's actually a familymember of the patient who tells me as an aside that they appreciate that i'm wearing it and it made the patient feel more confortable. Which is why i wear it, really.
Today i brought a patient to their room and told their partner to go get a pass from security; they said 'yes ma'am.' When i later walked the partner back to the patient's room they said 'thank you sir' and then said 'oh sorry can we get another blanket too?' I said sure, brought back another blanket from the warmer, and they took it with a 'thank you again ma'am.' I was partly out of the room when i went '...wait' and the partner must have noticed my pause, because they were like 'oh, i guess i should have asked, i just saw your button and i figured, you know,' - and i waved it off and was like 'no, absolutely, that's fine. I just think that's the first time anyone's done something like that intentionally.' A gently weirdly nice little interaction, i guess.
#and then i had to go back up front and physically restrain myself from shoving tweedle dee and tweedle dum out the metaphorical airlock#because the triage nurse was the dickhead asshole who is just very disrespectful#and the fast track nurse is generally affable but not when he's read some bullshit online and today was trans people get free healthcare#(which; bitch WHERE but i digress)#he also has one of those booming voices as does asshole triage nurse and the dickhead PA can too and they were ALL TALKING#and i am like you fuckers changed the plexiglas divider and made a damn parabola with me as the fucking center#so i can't hear SHIT
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actually I think the only battle music the whole team can hear is the Mike battle's
this isn't an ACT, they just all started dancing on their own on the 2nd turn because they were jammin'
#deltarune spoilers#deltarune#kris dreemurr#susie deltarune#ralsei#footage from arcesus. I don't even know if I have a mic to adjust so I haven't done this fight#I guess this is why they can't all hear it.#''quick Kris we have to find the old man to get the code to the - '' *The Second Sanctuary starts playing*#''aww shit'' *dancing with a serious expression for the next several hallways*
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Day 6 & 7 of @dnrarepairweek | Prompts: PROXIMITY & JUDGEMENT
We interrupt this showdown to bring you an intervention ft. Near and Light who have a serious discussion about where their colleagues' priorities lie.
#dnrarepairweek25#super super late but it's not a real party for me until I throw in a little warehouse silliness#this was also supposed to have an accompanying fic but unfortunately I am super busy lately </3 so have these for now#my moonriver shenanigans always hassle everyone around them well now the tables have turned lol#death note#light yagami#nate river#near#kiyomi takada#halle lidner#stephen gevanni#teru mikami#anthony rester#kanzo mogi#mikavanni#halle/kiyomi#idk their ship name I'm sorry </3#moonriver#elle draws#I'm not even gonna try to figure one out for rester and mogi lmao#MOGI ACCIDENTALLY GOT CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE OF THIS IDEA I needed sthn for the punchline and also didn't want rester to get left out </3#I promise there is a vision for rester and mogi you need to listen to me please hear me out IS THIS THING ON HELLO#rarepair week ends just when I really start getting rare with it HAHAHSHSND#don't ask why near doesn't have a mask at the warehouse#he and light have a truce to sort their teams' shit out before they get back to business and murder and everything#I needed them to serve 'disappointed parents' realness and he can't do that with the mask on
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The older I get and the more terrible takes I see the more in favour I become of gatekeeping
#text post#Normies who so so so badly want to be part of a certain crowd to be quirky while being actually disgusted by that crowd's whole thing#People going “I want that old man” but the character is 30 because they can't imagine someone REALLY thirsting after an actual older man#“He's so caked up!” about a Genshin Impact character because when people say that they can't POSSIBLY mean being attracted to fat people#“This game is ableist” because the horror game with horror themes explores extremely dark concepts#and they want to like the popular horror because it's cool to like it but they can't fathom people ACTUALLY liking REAL dark content#“This game should have an easy mode” because the super hard game known for being hard is too hard for them#and they hate not being part of the fandom about the hard game that's known for being hard#“Ok hear me out” about the most milquetoast character because when people say “hear me out”#they can't POSSIBLY be ACTUALLY attracted to the really weird shit#and if they are any of these things they are sick and twisted and problematic and -ist and -phobic and perverts and degenerates#I'm done#Stop trying to be a freak for clout when at your core you're actually happier with generic crowdpleaser media#Stop moving into spaces not for you and then demanding they cater to you#And forcing out the real audience using morality and shame as your weapons of choice#I'm so fucking done#vent
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based on the Billstill au by @jellynut! You guys should totally go check it out, it's so cool and angsty and somehow my monkey brain took that idea and made it Stan tormenting Bill forevermore. (This has spiraled rapidly not its own au of an au based on an earlier idea I had once) (might draw more of this au and that one who knows)
This has been going on for at least 15 hours straight, and Stan is having the time of his goddamn life watching Bill suffer
And then Bill gave Stan horrendous night terrors
And then Stan bought a giant bag of nachos and ground them up into crumbs and dumped them in the sea or some shit
Transcript and full image under cut
Bill, floating intangibly: You're a loser, Mac
Stan, looking up from his magazine: Yeah? And you're an interdimensional demon dumb enough to die in my head. You're the biggest idiot I know, and I know me
#They're so funny to me#Bill is trying so hard to break Stan and yeah the nightmares suck and stan is definitely scarred for life#But for the most part... to me at least#The Bill still au is about Stan repeatedly wrecking Bill's shit and tormenting him and having the time of his life#Bill is the real captive audience actually#They're stuck with Each Other <3 and they hate each other and it's so funny guys trust#Headcanon that Bills insults wouldn't work on stan and would actually improve his self esteem#Because Bill can't day anything Stan hasn't said about himself#And hearing this massive loser call him pathetic has to be so funny and also invalidate the negative self outlook#Like hell is he gonna agree with BILL of all people#Ford is extremely confused about Stan's sudden Nacho buying spree but then sees Stan throw them in the Sea while shouting profanities#Ofc he joins in#stanley pines#bill cipher#billstillau#I have too many thoughts about this sorry guys 😭😭#gravity falls#gravity falls au#sea grunks#stan pines#my art
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the fact that irving canonically survives through the end of asunder to be at wynne's funeral is so fucking funny to me. nothing but love and respect for MY unstoppable cockroach morally grey machiavellian mage dad!!! he's survived in his position through multiple attempted rites of annulment and blood mage plots popping up left right and center around him. the chantry keeps trying to stamp him out but his dodge game is simply out of this world, divine. civil wars, political machinations and minefields, chantry atrocities, this wily old motherfucker is dodging and weaving his way through it all, not-quite-no-hits-taken-running-it-but-honestly-close-enough-under-the-circumstances style. if solas does succeed in tearing down the veil I would fully believe that one of the like three people still alive at the end of it all would be a very weary 90 year old first enchanter irving going 'oh this shit again huh'. the maker has cursed him for his hubris and his paperwork is never finished (affectionate, it's fine he canonically loves paperwork)
#we should have had the option to leave him in the fade instead of hawke or a warden#he would've just annoyedly shuffled his way back out of there a week later#dragon age#dragon age origins#first enchanter irving#he must be SO annoying to the chantry because it's heavily implied he's made his playground#out of tirelessly finding technicalities and loopholes to exploit that they can't *quite* call him on without domino effects going off#I think first enchanter in the circle system at origins times is a position that invariably and inevitably leaves you morally compromised#but I feel he really does his best within the rules he's given to play with and personally i love him a bit for that. and also#for being an unkillable lil shit. insufferable. inconquerable in his 'I'm about to be such an annoyance to you' impish spirit.#the I'm going to suffer but guess what. so are you of it all. traumatize the chantry back#I just imagine sophia sending letters home right before the vote for independence like '...dad I am hearing some INSANE rumours out here#what the actual fuck is going on back home???'#and he's like 'nothing that you need to worry about sweetie just keep living your best life and have fun killing darkspawn <3'#(there's something that makes me feel So much about how consistently his stance is like... 'you'll always be welcome here#but the circle doesn't *need* you; go be a warden and live your life'. he managed to fineagle freedom for you somehow and won't let you#turn and glance back. not even once. I feel somehow both so abandoned and so incredibly loved it's wild)#oc: sophia amell
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32 gigs, 3 months, 24 cities later...
video: mashatsigol
#i love them so much ;-;#can't wait to hear more solo stuff and can't wait to hear more band stuff#can't believe i got suckered into this shit two years ago. it feels like it's been a lifetime#måneskin#maneskin#victoria de angelis#vic de angelis#thomas raggi#ethan torchio#damiano david#loud kids on tour#sapph's post#s/må#s/må.rush#s/må.tour
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oh I bet outis was fucking TWEAKING when she heard this
#limbus company#like I know she just found out quixote is like (spoiler) years old but like. damn. “young outis”#on a side note I got the new netzach announcer and he's so quiet I can't hear him over my bloodfiends mauling shit at all#also Hi! pretty sure this is my first proper post. I've just been reblogging shit and doing nothing else I guess
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:) i certainly have no issue dressing in drag :)
^guy who has no issue dressing in drag btw
glenn said that dennis' drag name is victoria von hemen btw
(Source)
#glenn howerton#guy who should get to dress in drag#im just. ill never be over the fact that glenn wrote Two episodes in season 3 that involve dennis doing drag#i know he doesn't really want to write for the show but there's something so special abt how early sunny was an actor's sandbox#esp hearing glenn talk abt how den is like. an outlet for him and a way to play around with shit he would never do for one reason or anothe#my point being that i think its been a while since he was able to utilize dennis again in that way#but 16 was a definite change. especially with dtamhd it feels like dennis is becoming more glenn again. like he was in the early days#theres a pretty good stretch of the show once it got into the double digits that feels like den was. co-opted.#but like i wonder how it feels to explore sexuality and gender via your character#it must be similar to doing that through fandom and OCs but there's a whole other layer to it here#esp when its not Just being presented as comedic as it was in past seasons. like dennis is Actually queer and this is a normal plot point#its not the punchline like den's femininity often is its literally just part of what makes him able to help mac and dee#id argue we've gotten this in the form of. dennis doing dee's makeup and shit. but#anyway. glenn. now that you have two of your former writing assistants in that writers room i hope you get to do drag again 💀#its been 16 years. show us the new and improved victoria.#i honestly can't imagine pitching something like that to a room of people Without some sort of comedic twist but#man.#ada speaks#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#rcg#i won't ever forget the way he lit up talking abt queer dennis jhksvfjhksvdfgjhkds#love u king...... i hope you get something in s17 that you Certainly Don't Mind
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now...
this isn't the most mature of plans, but...
laurance suggested we throw eggs at the guards to get them to chase us.
really...? that's the plan...?
THROWING EGGS?!
Beneath the Well | Minecraft Diaries [S1: Ep.74]
#THIS SHIT WAS SOOOO GOOD I'VE BEEN MAKING THESE GIFS ON THE SIDE WHILE I CONTINUED WATCHING#I COMPLETELY FORGOT THIS HAPPENED#THE MSUIC TOO IS SO GOOD OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN'T HEAR IT HERE BUT#10/10#aphmau#aphblr#minecraft diaries#zvahlne yaps#laurance zvahl#garroth ro'meave#gifs#aphverse#mcd
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the way some of you clearly think bisexuals don't experience actual attraction and feelings for people, but rather decide ahead of time if they want a man or a woman this time and then just go and pick whoever comes into their line of sight next is so obvious and definitely makes me think you all don't need to speak on things you don't know about
#if you aren't bi I realllly don't want to hear you talking about us or our experiences#because it's just gonna be stereotypes or bitterness from a bi woman who upset you#I know damn well I would not get away with saying some of the shit that you guys do if it was about lesbians instead of bi women#and I don't want to#I shouldn't be able to get away with that!#but some of you absolutely are completely prejudiced and I feel like no one takes that seriously#if you use the term 'bihet' this is about you btw#gonna call out 'bi lesbians' because 'that's not how sexuality works!! you're one or the other!!' but then turn around and say it's okay as#long as it's to insult us??#doesn't add up.#so if you aren't bi go ahead and don't bother talking about bi people#you don't understand how bisexuality works#you don't understand how relationships in general work#('you could just get over your attraction to women and eventually find a man you'd be happy with so you aren't actually oppressed!')#(like okay. you could just never act on your attraction and not tell anyone. just like you want us to do. oh wait? sound familiar? yeah.)#'you could lie about your sexuality and force yourself to only date men' is not an argument you want to be making and I can't believe you#haven't pieced that together. because that exact same thing can be said about anyone
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In case you're wondering what I've been up to
Dragons
The answer is dragons


#when your dnd campaign has been on hiatus for so long you start making AUs like evil preschoolers playing dolls#obligatory apology to the one friend who's dms are being victim of me losing my absolute shit about this#hear me out what if our little guys but in h/ouse of the d/ragon eh ehhhh?#if you can't tell I've also been watching it and I'm hating every second#except the one (1) gay kiss and the dragons they deserve so much better#why am I brai rotting over this I HATE THESE DAMN SHOWS#but the dragon design are so good goddammit 😩#send help#my art#dragon#dragon art#character design#ishhhhh
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reblog to kill it faster
#I was indifferent to coachella before but after living in the valley for a month I'm like holy shit this thing is horrid#that is SUCH a poor area#coachella the town is predominantly poor and predominantly mexican immigrants#so you get all these spoiled rich kids from LA clogging up this very low income area#I'd like to think the income helps the city but there's simply not space in that town for that many people#I can't imagine how horrible it must be to live there during the festival#I would be very interested to hear the local perspective but of course it's never fucking represented
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Kataang Shippers: Netflix Katara sucks! Where's her fire??
Me: Yeah, I would have preferred they kept her temper and spirit too. But to be fair the comics and LOK also-
Kataang Shippers: Katara deserved a quiet life after the war! She deserves better than feminists shitting on her for doing absolutely nothing after the war while her friends and husband and brother were fostering a new era! Just because fighting was one of her defining character traits and an integral part of her character arc doesn't mean it's bad writing that she gave it up! It makes TOTAL sense that she didn't do anything to earn a statue while even the cabbage man did!
Me: eye twitch
#anti kataang#anti kataang shippers#natla critical#lok critical#atla comics critical#i shit you not#i've seen this happen so many times#like do you not hear yourself??#lok and the comics literally got rid of her ESTABLISHED personality#thanks a fuck ton for that bryke (i'm in your walls)#at least natla has the chance to build up her strong personality#this is not defending natla's choices surrounding katara#just pointing out the hypocrisy#you can't be mad at natla and not bryke#katara deserved better#argue with the wall
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i know we never got to see it for either angela or nyla when they had their babies, but i've always had this headcanon that whenever someone at mid-wilshire welcomes a new member into their family grey starts roll call with a picture of their little one, along with the standard criteria next to it, ya know, height/weight/length/etc. and then everyone does a drumroll at their tables as he does a dramatic name reveal, and i just hope that one day in the future we'll actually get to see him do so for tim and lucy. it would be so cute. 🥹🫶
#*carly catalogs#*my headcanons#we may not have gotten to see it with our own two eyes but ik he did this for both angela and nyla when their babies were born#IT'S TRADITION#i can already hear the overwhelming applause coming from that room#ik everyone @ tht police department who's been there awhile are gonna be like “holy shit tim bradford finally had a baby i can't believe it#i can't wait for everyone to inflate that man's ego with a good ol' slap on the back like “heyyy! dadford! it's about damn time!”#only for him to turn around like “i know and check out how cute this kid i made is” while flipping out his wallet#and the photo-flap damn near touches the floor full of pics of his newborn and his new little family like something out of a cartoon#he's waited SO LONG to become a father that the day he does i just know he's gonna be clicking his heels all over the precinct#and “woo-hooing” like mario in mario party#lol got carried away in the tags once again whoops sorry 😅#i was just trying to make myself feel better after getting into it with the rest of my family and hey! it worked!!#the rookie#wade grey#tim bradford#lucy chen#chenford#otp: you know me so well
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Medical misogyny is. Fucking unreal.
For years, my sister has been having these problems that every doctor she's seen has claimed are 'panic attacks due to your anxiety'. The symptoms have been serious and frightening enough that they felt they had to do SOMETHING, so for more than twelve years they have put her on psych med after psych med, sent her to what felt like every variety of therapy out there, suggested fucking- calming aromatherapy sachets. Experimental meds! They tried her out on stuff that they're like 'We have yet to see how patients under sixteen react to this, but it could potentially help you, so let's try, shall we?' And when things inevitably went badly, she said that months later, she'd see advertisements for the meds on tv suddenly listing the side effects she'd gone to the ER for. The ones that the doctors had apparently never seen before.
Years of medication. Spent all of high school alternating between fuzzy thoughts, sleepingwalking through life like a zombie and having intense bad-reaction-to-medication breakdowns. Her classmates would be angry at her for things that she literally could not remember because some of the things the doctors gave her would just erase chunks of time. Over a decade of therapy. Nothing has EVER worked. No matter what they gave her, she just kept having these strange and terrifying episodes, complete with intense, uncontrollable physical reactions that they insisted stemmed from her anxiety, and that would stop when they finally found the right psych med, or when she just tried hard enough in therapy.
...and it turns out, this whole time she had an untreated seizure disorder.
They never. In all the time she's asked for help. Bothered to check if it was a physical problem. Because they saw 'female' and heard 'anxiety' and decided it was all in her head.
I am just. At a loss for words.
#personal#she just keeps saying 'i'm not crazy. this whole time i thought i was crazy. i thought it was my fault but it was never my fault'#'i thought i just wasn't trying hard enough. i thought that i was just permanently broken'#'THEY STOLE MY LIFE!'#she's relieved and vindicated but also sad and so so angry#she couldn't finish college#she had to leave high school and do independent study because the bullying over this shit#was so bad that she still has honest to god PTSD complete with flashbacks nearly 10 years later#she hasn't been able to keep a job#and this whole time she could've gotten help for it. they have treatment for seizures they could have told her#what to expect she could've found resources if she knew she needed to look...#and the only reason we found out is that they have gotten worse over the years to the point where she's now at...#i don't know. i don't know what the terms are. she's now getting the kind of seizures that look like the ones in movies#with seizing and gasping and inability to talk or move properly without incredible painful effort#or going deadweight and non-responsive. not because she doesn't hear us- i asked after the one that happened last night-#but because she physically can't answer. she's there it's just that her mind is locked inside while her body does this.#but the horrible thing is she was having seizures before this and NONE OF US KNEW THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE.#because how would dad and i know! all we knew about it was the shit from tv!#we didn't know that some versions look like repetitive motions! we didn't know that they look like someone zoning out#when in reality they can't move! we didn't know that it can be someone screaming and then shutting down with sobs they can't stop#locked in one position they can't move from! we didn't know! DOCTORS ARE SUPPOSED TO KNOW!!!#it all came out she says she's been having more than we realized because she was too embarrassed to tell us#she had one when she was home alone a couple months back. apparently she had one that started in her SLEEP that her bf#had to wake her up from. the dog seems to recognize when they're coming and tries to stay near and lick her#to try and bring her back to herself. I cannot even begin to process this i feel like im 40 miles beyond the horizon
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