I just wanted to say that I love you all so much and I really appreciate being able to scream about satanic clergymen cock here with you all thank you for making life worth living
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As much as I'm enjoying Hoe-vember I think I need a lil cleanse. Any fluff requests welcome, I need to stop writing the word 'cock' for 24 hours 😂😂
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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.
"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."
translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"
It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!
very this
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honestly the funniest thing about dragon age is that merrill and anders were actually right. like all of that discourse was for nothing lmfao they're canonically right about things and its hilarious
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I need that, ‘You can take it,’ purred into my ear while he slowly, but determinedly forces his cock in. His voice all cocky and sure, even though neither of us are quite sure if I can take it or not…
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Stepmom Yuki has severe breeding kink 😔✊️
she fucks you nice and deep, putting her hands on your belly looking adoringly at the way the cock separates your slippery folds and she would love nothing more than to fill you to the last drop. she in fact, debates whether she would love to cum in your folds or so deep inside you. her thumb moves from your belly button to your clit and strokes it sweetly as she takes the leg above her shoulder and kisses your calf, moving her hips in such a way that she manages to get even deeper.
the idea of her seed inside you, your tits swollen from pregnancy and her lips on your sweet sensitive nipples is what makes her cum silently, calling your name as she bites your skin.
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just wanna sit in a dom's lap and make out while i grind down against his bulge, getting both of us more and more worked up, feeling his cock get harder and harder, seeing how long i can get away with it until he snaps
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he flips you over roughly, without warning, stuffing one pillow under your hips and another under your head, then lifts your hips up slightly, propping you up for him. you can't even move on your own at this point, your mind is hazy with him. everything is just him. he presses his free hand into your lower back to hold you in place, tapping his cock against your entrance a few times before slipping back in and continuing his harsh ministrations, no buildup. he knows you're already too numb on the pleasure to complain, but you love the pain either way.
you squeal in surprise, practically drooling onto the pillow already as he bullies into your aching hole with his cock. how he hits that spot inside you that makes you melt and get all dizzy with pleasure every single time, you don't know. but what you do know is that he was right. he's nowhere near done with you and you're learning your lesson. you're all his. he's not gonna stop until you understand that.
"you're all fucking mine, hear that?" he starts, as he flips you over yet again, this time putting your legs up all the way, as far as they can go, practically folding you in half. you look up at him with wide, teary eyes, body quivering from the impending orgasm he's been making you hold off for a while now. "channie's. all channie's. all yours," you mumble, your words slurring, and he chuckles softly, his chest swelling at how cute you look when you're dumb on his cock like this.
"'s right. and trust me, baby. once i'm done with you, you won’t have any space left in that pretty little mind of yours for anyone else but me."
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well for the second customer, i'm thinking a high energy pup that just /looooooves/ to lick. every crevice his thick doggy tongue can reach into, he wants in.
he doesn't need much encouragement, but mommy will smear treats all over you anyway. onto your cute sensitive nipples, along your neck, all the places you're most ticklish. i have to tie you down ofc, bc you just squirm and writhe so damn much. and you need to be a good boy for Rider. yes you do.
when he's gotten all his treats, i'll make you get on all fours and open your mouth so he can lick inside and give you a proper kiss. you'll be conditioned by this point to get horrifically turned on by doggy kisses, the heat of their breath and the wet noises make your brain short circuit.
by the time he comes around to lick into your holes, you're almost sobbing from want. you wave your ass, presenting again like a /good little bitch/ and after another torturous session of licking her mounts you. it's rough and his panting is loud in your ears even as you whine and bark, so desperate and overstimulated.
it's over much too quick, but you get that flood of warmth still as his knot swells up inside of you. he's so rambunctious he likely drags you around the room a bit by his knot, joining in on your whining when he can't break free.
one more customer to go. how badly do you want it, puppy?
ahhh getting licked all over by an excited pup until my head is fuzzy with heat and needing to be bred!! 🥰 getting tickled in all my sensitive spots by the doġgy’s hot tongue before getting lots of hot doġgy kisses 🥵 wanna make out with the doġgy before he eats me out and mounts me that sounds so nice!
ah i’d be such a good little bıtch for the doġgy even when he drags me around i promise!! thank you so much mommy the doġgies all feel so good! 🙏🙏 i’m ready for my next customer please please!!! wanna do a good job for mommy and the doġgy and wanna have my puppy breeding holes used like they’re supposed to be!! i’ll be so good!! <333
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