#so much it is unfuckingreal

[lonesomedotmp3]

it does genuinely piss me off how much of the greatest things about my old school was built off the blood sweat and tears of this one incredible passionate lovely teacher and they never ever ever gave him anything in return until he left for a better school during my a levels 😐 and then I had to have the shittiest teacher alive for othello instead of him who would have slayed it and I'm NOT bitter about it out all

[notjanine]

i’ve submitted well over 50 job applications this summer. tell me why the one (1) position i’ve made the most progress toward is one i didn’t even apply for???* and THEN. yesterday. one of my preceptors from the internship i just finished emailed me out of the blue like Hey i'm gonna have an open position at my private practice soon, are you interested?** girl what the fuck is going on here***

[gingernails]

Ok so I gave him one more chance. I said let's go on a date. I'll make the time. Just tell me when.

And then he ghosts me! Suddenly stops replying! I'm giving him the opportunity to shag and he doesn't want to! He wants the milk without petting the cow!

[xxbimbobunnyxx]

The Pull: Steddie x Succubus reader part 3

Summary: You move to Hawkins after spending the last decade in New York City hoping to have a peaceful and quiet next few years flying under the radar only feeding when necessary and making everyone you spend a night with forget you. But when you arrive, you feel a pull from two men like you’ve never felt before. As soon as you feel it you know flying under the radar here wasn’t going to cut it, you had to find them. Masterlist

Warnings: This chapter contains SMUT. Rough sex, demon/human sex, dom/sub dynamics, spit kink, face fucking, choking, hair pulling, M/M/F threesome. If I missed any please lmk!

A/N: this chapter is much longer than the first two, and it gets a bit angsty at the end but I promise all will be well in part 4, which will be the final part! Also I’m totally creating my own succubus lore as I go, I hope no one minds that she’s not exactly lore accurate!

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The minute his mouth was on yours you shoved your fingers into his mane of hair and kissed him back with fever. “Holy shit. You taste so fucking good, how do you literally taste like fruity pebbles?” He said as his mouth made its way from your lips down your neck.

You chuckled “is that what I taste like to you? That’s so cute. Remember what I said about my pheromones? More or less it’s the base of my powers, depending on how yours mix with mine it can change things about me. For instance, how I taste to you.” he paused his assault on your neck to give you a curious look “when you say ‘things’ what exactly do you mean by that?”

“Well-“ you were cut off by Steve suddenly turning you to face him “dude what the? Why did you do that!?” Steve didn’t answer, he just grabbed your hand and yanked you in towards him until you were flush against his chest before he kissed you so hard it made your head spin “you were being greedy” he said looking over your shoulder at Eddie who was still standing behind you both. “Also that pheromone thing is freaky because you taste exactly like those cherries you get in Shirley Temples to me. And you smell just as good” you felt Eddie come up behind you and shove his face into your neck “you do, you smell sooo sweet baby”

Baby? He’s calling you baby and they’re both touching you and kissing you and you feel like if they weren’t both holding onto you that you might faint. “Fuck-“ your voice almost sounded foreign to you when you spoke, never hearing yourself sound so submissive before “I need you I need you both, please fuck me” you saw Steve’s eyes roll in the back of his head and heard Eddie groan “oh my god, I can’t believe this is fucking real right now, we are gonna give you whatever you want sweets, don’t you worry”

Steve leaned down and grabbed you behind your knees before throwing you over his shoulder and walking towards what you assumed was their bedroom, Eddie shut the door behind him and Steve set you down gently on your feet in front of him. You wrapped your arms around his neck and looked up into his gorgeous honey eyes “mmm.. you guys smell good too you know? I could sense you the minute I stepped foot in this town and I could smell you from a mile away.. I feel dizzy standing this close to you” your eyes shifted to a bright red again and you felt your teeth sharpen, you couldn’t take it anymore you ripped your top over your head and started on the zipper of your skirt.

They both just stood there for a second taking in the fact that not only were you not wearing a bra but the underwear you were wearing were basically nothing “holy fuuuuckkkk” Eddie said as he ran his hands down his face “you are unfuckingreal holy shit” he walked over and grabbed both your tits in his large calloused hands, they felt so good against your soft skin you let out a breathy moan “I love that you guys are appreciating my beauty and all but I really need you to fuck me now, I haven’t fed since I got into town and I need it. Now.” It came out WAY whinier than you intended it to but it still got the point across because the next thing you knew you were being pushed down onto your back on the bed and your thong was being ripped from your body.

“Holy shit. You’re so fucking wet.” Eddie said before he paused “woah this tattoo is so sick!” He was looking down at your mark, a heart with bat wings “it’s my- you know what? I’ll tell you about it later just fucking TOUCH me already” that’s all it took before he licked a long stripe up your pussy to your clit where he began to suck “Oh my godddd- holy shit your mouth feels so good” you grabbed onto his hair and tugged a little, gauging his reaction, when he groaned you did it again, harder. “Stevvie, come here” you beckoned to the other boy who was standing on the side of the bed watching his boyfriend absolutely devour your cunt.

“Take your shirt off, I wanna see you” when he pulled his shirt over his head you felt yourself salivate, you had seen them both shirtless from afar but it had nothing on this. He came over and situated himself beside you, giving you another head spinning kiss before he trailed his mouth down your neck and to your tits where he took an already hardened nipple into his mouth, making you moan even louder.

You took one of your hands that was in Eddie’s hair to grab one of Steve’s hands, guiding it to your neck and leaving it there hoping he would take the hint. He immediately understood and wrapped his hand around your neck, adding just the right amount of pressure.

He looked up at you with a mischievous glint in his eye “oh? You like it rough? Is that what you’re telling me?”

You moaned “god yes, please, use me”

“You hear that Eds? She wants to be our little fuck doll” he moves his hand from your neck to your jaw squeezing your cheeks “open”

You stick out your tongue and he spits onto it, tapping your chin implying for you to close your mouth “swallow” you gulp before sticking you tongue out again, asking for more “please? you taste so good”

“I’ll give you something better to taste” he stands up and starts unbuckling his belt. Meanwhile Eddie paused his movements between your thighs to watch this interaction in awe for a moment before he moved into action “turn around, get on your hands and knees. Now.” You are barely sat all the way up before he’s moving you himself twisting you on your stomach and hiking your ass in the air by your hips “fuuuckk I’m going to fucking destroy this slutty little pussy” you whimpered at his words, your pussy clinching around nothing when you heard his belt buckle coming undone too.

You push yourself up on your hands to look and Steve and god does he look fucking delectable, he’s pulling his boxers down his toned thighs and when his cock springs free you actually fucking moan out loud because holy SHIT, he’s long and thick and so fucking hard. “God Steve, I need you in my mouth, I need you to cum down my throat.” You didn’t have to ask him twice, at this point he was so worked up he felt like he was going to bust the minute your tongue touched him.

Eddie got behind you in his knees, completely naked now and you felt a big ringed hand come down on your ass causing you to cry out “oh you like that baby?” He spanks you again, harder this time “are you a little pain slut? You wanna be smacked around?”

“God yes, please” you wiggled your ass against him, feeling his cock brush against your slick slit. He grabbed it in his hand and tapped it against your clit a few times. You couldn’t see it, but you could feel that he was big too. After a few more taps on your clit you felt the head of his cock against your tight hole. He pushed in a few inches before pulling out again.

You couldn’t take it, unexpectedly you slammed your hips all the way down against his, bottoming him out inside you.

“Fuuuuck oh my god you are so fucking tight holy shit” he started fucking into you hard and deep. Steve grabbed your jaw, tilting your head up to look at him. His cock was so close to your mouth, so hard, begging for attention without missing a beat you wrapped your hand around the base and shoved his cock all the way down your throat in one motion.

“Holyfuckingshit- oh my god” he was taken back for a moment, no one, not even Eddie had sucked his cock how you’re sucking it right now. You really are some kind of otherworldly sex being because your mouth is insane. Eddie is having similar thoughts about your pussy, it’s feels so fucking good it’s like he’s dreaming.

You moaned around Steve’s cock the vibrations causing him to lurch forward shoving his cock deeper down your throat. He pulled back for a moment half expecting you to gag, you looked up at him a string of spit still attached to his cock from your mouth “I want you to fuck my face Steve”

He growled at that, grabbing two fistfuls of your hair and shoving his cock all the way down your throat before he started fucking your face at a brutal pace “Good fucking girl letting me use that slutty little throat like this”

Eddie moved one of his hands from your hip to rub your clit and you felt yourself getting close to cumming. Steve saw your eyes roll back in your head and felt your moan vibrate around his cock “I think she’s gonna cum soon”

“Yeah I can feel her fucking squeezing my cock. You gonna cum for us baby? Cum all over my big cock? Do it.” That was all it took for your orgasm to come crashing down on you, Steve pulled you off his cock by your hair, grabbing your neck with his other hand “you look so fucking good when you cum holy shit. I was about to cum just looking at you and I really want to get a turn railing the shit out of that little pussy before I do.”

You could feel Eddie’s thrusts getting more erratic behind you “God Eddie please fill my pussy with your cum, I need it so so bad” he thrust hard and deep into you three more times before he was pushing his hips flush against yours and coming with a moan that sounded like the best song you’ve ever heard, the minute you felt his cum inside you, you could feel some of your energy returning. It wasn’t at the point where it was making you sick yet but you were cutting it close.

Eddie pulled out slowly and then sat back on his knees making a whistling noise “god damn baby, your pussy looks so good with my cum dripping out of it. Time to get you even more messy. On your back at the head of the bed, Steve, fuck her.” it wasn’t a question, it was an order. He sat down next to you at the head of the bed and pulled you into a rough kiss while you felt Steve situating himself between your legs, his cock in hand. He ran his cock through your slit that was slick with a mixture of yours and Eddie’s cum before slamming into you in one quick thrust.

He let out a stream of curses trying to regain his composure because you felt so good he really thought he was going to bust the minute he moved. “Steve, move, please, I need it” he pulled out slowly and then took a few slow thrusts in and out before he grabbed your thighs and pushed them towards your chest fucking into you hard and fast.

“Jesus Christ your pussy feels like fucking Heaven, I swear it’s like it was made for my cock” he grunted.

You laughed a bit at that in between moans “that’s because technically, it is. That’s one of the other things that my body changes-fuck” he started rubbing your clit in quick motions pushing you closer to the edge.

“You’re gonna cum aren’t you? You’re such a good girl with your little magic pussy squeezing my cock just right” the next few thrusts hit you right in your g-spot and sent you over the edge, you came so hard you felt like your soul left your body for a second. Steve wasn’t far behind you, cuming inside you deep before collapsing on top of you.

“Holy. Fuck. That was- wow” he chuckled and rolled off you to lay on the side opposite of Eddie.

“Yeah.. it really was. I feel so much better now, thank you guys” your smile was shaky and your eyes looked hazy when you looked over at both of them.

“Were you in pain before? Also did I hear you say your fucking pussy CHANGES SIZE?” Eddie said as he looked over at you, wrapping an arm around your waist. You chuckled “I wasn’t in pain yet, but I did feel pretty weak.. and yeah, it’s one of my powers it changes to perfectly fit the cock inside me. Cool right?”

“COOL!? More like.. hottest. Thing. EVER.” He kissed your cheek. “Little infernal princess” that made you blush, HARD. No one has ever called you a cute nickname before.

“That really was amazing but I am so tired I need a nap like yesterday” you looked over at Steve who was laying on his back with his arm over his eyes, you rolled towards him resting your head on his shoulder “yeah, when I gain energy I take a bit of yours.. sorry about that. You guys should rest, I’m going to use your shower if that’s okay?” You stood up and looked down at them “you guys are fucking beautiful”

Steve yawned and Eddie rolled over and laid his head on his shoulder where yours was a moment ago “the towels are in the cabinet under the sink sweetheart, wake us after, we can all go get some lunch or something” you caressed Steve’s hair and kissed Eddie’s temple before grabbing your clothes off the ground and heading to the bathroom.

Now that the hunger for them isn’t as strong reality came crashing down on you as you washed your body in the shower. You were feeling so many mixed emotions. Satisfied definitely being one of the main ones but anxiety being a close second. You’ve never felt this way, you’ve never clicked this way with anyone ever. Never felt vulnerable enough to submit in any way, never wanted to go back for more. Never before have your physical features stayed the way you were born when you were with someone. They wanted YOU, not the ideal fantasy of what a woman should be. They saw you and they liked what they saw.. You wanted to get out of this shower and go lay in between them and feel their body heat until they woke up and have them take you all over again. That was fucking terrifying to you, how would it ever work? They already belonged to each other. You would stay the same as they grew old.. the thought of loving them just to lose them sounded awful.

So you made a decision, the decision you would make with any other conquest. You put on your clothes and shoes, and quietly walked out of the door. You did award yourself a last peak at them before, cuddled together sleeping peacefully. They were so beautiful you felt your heart crack a little as you walked toward your car. You had to get out of Hawkins, you couldn’t stay here and stay away from them. You drove toward your home, where you would pack up everything and go somewhere else to start over, under the radar like you planned. You couldn’t let anything like this happen again.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 4

[ad-hawkeye]

hey that alkalid route has done irreversible things to me

ANON. THE GRIP HIS ROUTE HAS ON ME RIGHT NOW. UNFUCKINGREAL. thank you lovebrush for not just one but TWO instances of alkaid respecting women so much that he powers through insanely strong otherworldly mind influence. and this time he's been doing it for YEARS. INSANE.

i remember being like. i wonder how his route will try to make him sympathetic, if at all. i was so prepped to be in it for the insanity of it all. but NO. they just had to go and make me FEEL. AND SYMPATHIZE. TCH.

[aspergillosis]

I hate driving so much rn its unfuckingreal

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

I hate having DID and complex trauma so much its unfuckingreal

[eggtrolls]

Unfuckingreal that someone would be stupid and selfish enough to say that they loved being in New York City in 2020 to a stranger, on a train, in New York City. And when that stranger tells you they worked at a major medical centre and it was horrible, even more unfuckingreal that one might double down and say yes, horrible….but it was GREAT for introverts, all the parks were empty, the rent was sooooo cheap, it was really nice and quiet. And then tripling down and say you could understand the stranger’s feelings of being unable to quit an insanely stressful and taxing job, including how one of the heads of the hospital shot herself in the head after working for months with no break, because you are in grad school for a Masters in Divinity and that’s draining, like, so much of your personhood and energy.

[spoonbenders]

18

18 - it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...

the urge to say ritsu x teru (weird undefined gay thing edition) is unfuckingreal but thats not a valid answer . anyway theres so much potential for so much cool fanart / other ideas abt mogami being a sad decrepit sick motherfucker who sees ghosts like cmon man we can make him so fucking haunted n it wld look so fucking cool but no yall gotta focus on mogamiland ..... not even minori just mogamiland like ok whatever. Whatever . ACTUALLY YALL R SLEEPING ON MINORI SO BAD SHE WLD BE SO FUCKING INTERESTING TO EXAMINE!??!?!?!? ik shes a background character but yall love background characters COME ONNNNN

[servin-up-surveys]

survey #193

Do you prefer hot or cold drinks overall? Cold, more often.

What kind of flowers do you like the best? When was the last time someone bought those for you? Orchids, dahlias, hydrangeas, pink tulips, roses... Girt got me flowers when I finished physical therapy, and there were roses and I think dahlias in the bouquet.

What’s the smallest thing you’ve ended a relationship over? I don't think anything "small" has caused me to sever a relationship. They've all been valid concerns.

Would you rather order a starter (appetizer) or a dessert? Or would you be able to manage a full three courses? It depends, I guess. Whichever I'm more in the mood for. I can basically never eat a full three courses.

How do you get most of your news, if you pay attention to it at all? Mostly social media.

Have you or a member of your family been diagnosed with COVID yet? I've had it once, I know my mom has as well, I feel like Nicole's had it twice, and I'm pretty sure Ashley's had Covid before as well. Idk about Dad.

Who was the last person you video-called with? Have you done this more often since COVID hit? My psychiatrist, and yes, albeit not very happily. I don't like virtual appointments.

Do you tend to keep your phone on silent, vibrate, or loud? Vibrate, always.

When was the last time you took a dog out for a walk? Is this your own dog or did you borrow someone else’s? It's been years; I haven't done this since Teddy was still alive and walks weren't too much for the old man.

Who was the last artist you listened to? Is this someone you’re a fan of? Rammstein, and take a guess lol

Black cats are considered to be bad luck - is this a superstition that you’ve ever believed in? No, I've never believed in any superstitions that I can think of.

How old were you when you first used the internet? Was it dial-up or did you have access to proper broadband? I don't remember, but it was dial-up.

Have you seen any of the live-action Disney remakes? Which one is your favourite? What about your least favourite? I've seen a decent number, and I think I most enjoyed The Jungle Book's remake, but I was also very fond of The Lion King, I don't get why so many people had a problem with it. Oh, for an older one, I also very much prefer the Tim Burton version of Alice in Wonderland versus the original.

What magazine would you like to be on the cover of? It's a professional goal of mine to have at least one picture published by National Geographic, and the front of a magazine would be unfuckingreal.

Have you ever considered modeling? No, I could absolutely never.

Have you ever had a life-threatening allergic reaction? I have not, thankfully.

What types of seafood are your favorite? I've found I only enjoy shrimp, at least outta what I've tried.

Do you read a lot? I do! I'm thrilled I've gotten back into the habit of reading; I've been tearing through books and am having a great time with them. I look forward to my nightly reading, and will sometimes do it during the day too just 'cuz I feel like it.

Do you write a lot for pleasure? Not a lot, but I do it some. I've been putting off giving poetry another shot for like, years...

Are there any vlogs you subscribe to and watch regularly? Ehhh the only people's I really watch are Jordan Shrinks' and Ryland Adams', and I hesitate to say I do so "regularly," though. I LIKE vlogs if I'm in the mood, I kinda like to live vicariously through them haha, get a taste of a funner life, but they're not my go-to content.

Do you have any allergies? Seasonal/pollen and silver.

What is your favorite breakfast food? Cinnamon rolls. I could ruin my life on cinnamon rolls if I let myself.

Who do you (romantically) love? My boyfriend Girt.

Have you ever considered yourself dirty? I feel like you're talking sexually, 'cuz like, we've all been physically dirty before, and I've never really thought about it. I'm not very sexually vanilla, but I also have boundaries for sure.

Where was the last place you kissed someone? My bed.

Where do you want to get married? Either in the autumn woods or, most ideally, some building with nice gothic architecture, however I doubt that's very reasonable financially.

Do you plan on having both your parents at your wedding? Yes.

What has been your favorite part of this calendar year so far? My legs improving so significantly.

Have you ever used your sexuality to get you something you wanted? No.

Have you ever hung out with a complete stranger? You know, I actually recently reminisced on this, playing with other kids I'd never met prior who were at school sport games for siblings, like I was. So yeah, I've done this as a child with other children.

Pick your three favourite vegetables. Broccoli, green beans, potatoes.

What colour are your brother’s eyes? I'm quite sure they're blue?

How many flights of stairs are in your house? None.

Have you ever played a drinking game? Which ones? No.

Do you often feel excluded? Yes, primarily when I'm with my sisters and dad. They always seem so in the loop with what's going on with each other, and then there's me. They seem to do quite a lot as a group, aaaand again, then there's me, never invited or anything.

Do you regularly check anyone’s profile online? No.

Have your parents ever worked in medicine? My mom was a pharmacy tech for a long time.

What is your favourite type of cookie? Chocolate chip.

Have you ever tasted goat’s milk? Not to my recollection.

Have you ever taken care of a newborn baby? No, I'd have a fucking panic attack within minutes lol

Do you snore when you sleep? Apparently I do, and it really embarrasses me. I never did when I was a healthy weight.

What's the closest supermarket to your house? Wal-Mart is like, probably not even two minutes away by car.

What languages did you learn in school? I took one semester of Latin and it was hell, so I wound up taking all four available courses for German; I loved it.

Have you ever ridden in a police car for any reason? Yes, when being moved from the ER to mental hospitals.

Do you have a TV in your bedroom? No.

Are you good at remembering names? Noooope.

What is one of your favourite sea creatures? Whales. They astound me. The bigger, the cooler.

Do you always get popcorn when you go to the cinema? Any other snacks or treats? Yes, popcorn and a drink kinda go with the experience for me.

What game or puzzle have you never understood? Mahjong comes to mind immediately. I sometimes used to watch Mom play it when I was a kid, but I never understood it. Solitaire is another.

Are there any people you don't like for your significant other to talk to? Completely hypothetically, one specific girl MIGHT make me mildly uncomfortable, but I have too much trust in him to say them having any communication would really drive me insane. To my knowledge, they haven't even spoken in well over a decade now though, and I can't imagine Girt has any interest in that changing.

Have you ever wanted your significant other to get rid of a friend? Nope.

If you have siblings, have they moved out or do they still live with you? Both have their own places.

Look out of the nearest window. What do you see? Details, please. The trash and recycling bins, our street, part of two houses across the street, the neighbor's trampoline, little bushes that trim around the neighbors' houses...

Do you get cold easily? Or are you constantly hot? Generally, I'm hot.

Do you recognize friends’/family’s vehicles by sound? No.

Which Disney villain is your favourite? Scar, probably.

Have you ever been to a vineyard? No.

Are there any swans around where you live? Occasionally, at least in the local city pond that has lots of waterfowl.

Does anyone in your inner circle struggle with addiction? Not that I know of. I mean, I know supposedly addicts are never truly "healed" of their addiction, and my dad was absolutely an alcoholic, but he hasn't drank regularly (or maybe at all) for many years.

Do you keep Christmas lights up year-round? No.

Is your mom the same size as you? No, she's smaller than I am.

Do you remember who your first-grade teacher was? Yes, Mrs. Jones.

Who was the last person to knock on your door? Were they there to see you? A delivery driver. Not specifically.

Have you left the house yet today? If not, do you have plans to leave the house later on? No, I won't be.

Have you ever met someone in person who you first met on the internet? Do you have plans to do that anytime soon? Yes, Sara. I would like to do this with a few more online friends.

Who do you know with the most number of siblings? Would you ever want to live in a huge family? Well, I never met him, but Girt's dad had like, around ten siblings. No, I personally wouldn't.

Do you like adding condiments to your food? If so, what are some of your favourites? I mean yeah, but I don't really have "favorites," it's different for different stuff. I'd say I use ketchup or honey mustard the most.

[cruxlintxntions]

The Pumpkin Patch.

The gentle lull of music had her curled up into the passenger seat, eyes closed, head resting against the window. Nursing one of the worst hangovers she’d ever managed to wake up with, Novalee silently cussed out her sister the entire morning. From the time Genesis came barging into her room, throwing the covers from her scantily clad body, to this very moment of them pulling into a parking space of Queens County Farm--- Unfuckingreal. The choice words she had for her sister had crossed her mind a time or two, and once again when an intense feeling of nausea settled into the pit of her stomach as the car jerked to a stop. In typical Nova fashion, she opened her eyes slowly, turning her head just enough to cast a menacing glare onto her twin. The night before had her feeling some kind of way, so much so, that she spent the night drinking with friends at the club instead of getting in some work like she’d planned. A distraction is a distraction, I guess. She thought to herself, eyes narrowing on the cheeky grin spread across Genesis’s face as she shut off the car and gathered her things. “I hate you.” She muttered, sitting back into the seat and staring straight ahead, wishing she were back in the comforts of her bed and the total darkness of her room. 

“No you don’t.” Genesis quipped, dangling her keys in the air before tossing them into her purse. “You absolutely love me.” The long, breathy sigh that flew past Novalee's lips let Genesis know the truth of her statement, furthering the smile upon her face. “Let's get going. I’m loving these trips down memory lane.” She tugged on Nova's arm, urging her to get her shit together for some sister bonding time. What Nova hadn’t quite realized yet, was that Genesis knew something was troubling her. So much so, that it worried the girl. As Nova set about gathering her own purse and cell, while unfastening her seatbelt, Genesis studied her. The frown lines ever more present than she was use too. When she had witnessed her sister take a phone call that further sullied her mood, Genesis had fought her own urge to corner her sister and make her spill. She had to, knowing full well Nova would have fought back and the two would have very possibly come to blows. It wouldn’t have been the first time. As much as these two loved each other to death, they fought like crazy. Both stubborn and headstrong. They loved too deeply. A blessing and a curse. The fact that Nova had raided her liquor cabinet for a bottle of bourbon when the call ended and storm out of her apartment that night, she was left with more questions than she’d had before. 

“I’ll have you know, this feels absolutely ridiculous to be doing.” Novalee's words drew Genesis from her own thoughts. “When was the last time we went to a pumpkin patch to get an actual pumpkin?” If she was being honest with herself, it’d been about two years. Nova thought back on the memory for a moment. It had been after hours at this very farm. There had been a group of them, drunk and doing stupid shit. She most definitely didn’t get a pumpkin, but could vividly remember the maize maze she’d gotten ‘lost’ in with Carson Hicks, the boy she’d been toying with at the time. They’d spent a good five minutes laughing while plucking bits of green foliage from their bodies after a quick drunken fuck. The sisters shook their heads at the same time, clearly brushing away similar memories. Catching sight of the other doing the same, both girls erupted into a fit of laughter, only to be interrupted by a knock on the driver's side window. 

That was another irritation Nova was having to deal with, grimacing as they both looked over. What the hell is he thinking? She thought to herself, staring at the bodyguard who’d took it upon himself to come see why they hadn’t exited the car. Despite him being in plain clothes, it was visibly clear what he was with that stifling aura about him. Novalee and Genesis tsked in annoyance at the same time, earning a quick grin at each other, before exiting. When one of her father’s bodyguards showed up at the club last night, Nova had been livid. She didn’t need one. Didn’t want one. Her phone call to him left her further pissed, and the next call to her sister confirmed a mutual feeling. The only thing they’d gotten their father to compromise on was plain clothing. Nova did her best to ignore their presence. Did her best to stamp down on the feeling in the pit of her stomach that almost wished it could have been someone else, though she knew that would never happen. That wasn’t his job. His skills were best put to use in other areas.  

She couldn’t stop the next thought that crossed her mind fast enough. Her face flushed and she let out a curse. Genesis, who had been arm in arm with Novalee, cast a sideways glance at her. Nova brushed it off, pulling her over to the first beverage stall they had come upon. She bought a spiced cider, using it to wash down a couple more pills in hope of dulling the ache behind her eyes. The girls spent the early afternoon chatting idly, visiting various stalls to try a variety of delicious treats and purchasing random things here and there, before making their way over to the main attraction. They’d come across pumpkins of all shapes and sizes. Taken picture after picture with some of the oddest ones, including the ones that triggered those hilariously intrusive thoughts. Novalee allowed herself to be in that moment. To be happy. Worry free. Genesis was proud of herself, knowing she was able to give her sister a moment of reprieve from whatever weighed so heavily upon her. Novalee would always be thankful for her twin’s ability to know what she needed, and although she didn’t always voice it, she was certain Genesis knew just how much she loved her for it. 

“Hurry up, girl.” Genesis all but cried out in amused frustration. “You have got to find yourself a pumpkin! I’m not letting you leave here without one.” Genesis, who had been carrying her own pumpkin with both hands, gently side bumped Novalee. The jostle was enough to catch Nova off guard, leaving her close to dropping the pumpkin spice coffee she’d been sipping on. “Bitch.” Nova uttered, shooting her a mocking glare. “You are so lucky I didn’t wear that.” She wasn’t sure what she would have been more upset with; a third-degree coffee burn, or ruining one of her favorite silk burnt orange tank top. Shaking her head at her giggling twin, Nova turned her attention back to the row of pumpkins. “Ah.” She murmured after a moment, eyeballing a pleasantly round pumpkin in the middle of several much more elongated ones. “Hey you!” She called over to the goon following them at a close distance. “I need you to get that for me.” Nova's brow rose in question when he made no move to follow her direction.  

The hand that had been holding several bags the girls had accumulated that day went to rest on her hip as she shifted from one foot to the other, annoyed. “You can either get the damn pumpkin for me,” She motioned from him to the pumpkin with her other hand, careful not to spill the contents of the cup. “Or I can have your job.” The look on her face at that very moment was all too familiar to Genesis, who was watching the interaction with amusement. The man almost seemed skeptical for a moment, weighing his options. When it seemed like he was going to refute her claim, he stopped dead in his tracks. That almost sinister smirk that took hold of her lips and the devilish glint in her eyes made him reconsider his choices rather quickly. While they may not be able to get their father to remove the ridiculous detail, Genesis was more than confident in her sister's ability to get someone fired for little to no reason. “There she is.” Genesis chimed in, truly happy to see that wicked spark back in her sister. “Come on, Nova. Let’s pay for this stuff and head home.” Novalee eyed the man the whole time he moved past her to obtain the pumpkin she had been pointing at. “If you so much as put a mark on it, I’ll have your ass.” The words that left Novalee's lips had Genesis chuckling. The girls left Queens County Farm in high spirits, though for Nova, it would only last for a short period of time once she was left once again to her own devices later on.  

[pompompompeii]

going fucking batshit insane over pasta right now I could fuck up so much tomato sauce and shapes its unfuckingreal

[pastelpaperplanes]

Hello! Will we ever get to see some of your Humanformers artwork? Might there even be an updated design of MegOp?

Instagram got a wip so it’s only fair you lot get one too 😤💪✨✨

Yes! These two are getting some fun updates since their first appearance

I’ve been staring at this for forever now and by each passing moment I’m more and more tempted to make Megs even more grey. He’s gonna be all salt no pepper by the time I do a timeskip lol

[dilfsisko]

I can’t form my Sisko thoughts into words right now but please know that I love him

[professorllayton]

imagine just killing ur friend bc ur mad and upset at ur parents and whatever fucking else and then that friend defends u as a ghost . imagine bro 

[lepidopterium]

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