Is it ethical to date someone because you want to steal their dog?
Asking for a friend 🤔
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when i say get me OUT OF HERE. yeah ok so i redownloaded the devils app (tinder) and after swiping through all the like spam and couples and random men that popped up and stuff i got to someone and i was like Oh theyre hot they seem cool geeked abt seeing if we match. HALT! is that my friend sams roommate. fuck. right. and is that another gay girl that maybe tried to slide in my dms once but i was so far up film girl's ass at the time i didnt think about it. in their one photo. right. and what's their name? we dont need to talk about it. im sick
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noooooooo this one fucking couple on tinder they both have separate accounts and the anxiety of matching with one of them but not the other ........ like why am i stressed
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Had a very close Tribute game in ranked queue, and at the end my opponent had 44 prestige but I had a 8 gold card that I could turn in to Hlaalu and keep playing. But I wanted to finish the turn first. You guess what happened next... I forgor 💀 I got carried away with the tavern, absent-mindedly clicked some other patron and immediately got the defeat screen.
But that's okay, because in the game I played right afterwards, my opponent got a double patron interaction card with Mora, confined my copy of it, and covered the confine agent with a taunt agent all in one round, deeply impressing me with that game-winning combo, and then they were one click away from a patron victory... But I guess they didn't notice it, because they kept playing, so I made a comeback and won the game eventually.
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