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hellomagicalsouls · 3 months
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so I've seen the theories on Klaus and I'm so confused honestly. I really don't know, they make sense but why go that route if him being afraid of germs? he didn't realise he was immortal until like 3 days ago.
does seem plausible though, he is the last to drink the shot and he looks nervous asf about something. maybe he's just sober?
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god he looks sad
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vacantseance · 1 year
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PEACE BE WITH YOU AND BLESS THY BURGER.
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pink-psychic · 2 years
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Since season 4 is the final season then I think that it’s only fair that it’s the season that Klaus gets the spotlight and goes a little apeshit as a treat.
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thewingedwolf · 10 months
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luther: the golden child
diego: the mastermind
allison: the peace keeper
klaus: the clown / mascot
five: the rebel / truth teller
ben: the lost child
viktor: the scapegoat
is this something i think this is something
#the umbrella academy#rani makes text posts no one will read#hargreeves siblings#ben being the lost child is kind of forced bc he’s dead but i find it interesting even then#bc ben was unique in the family for already hating being a superhero and his powers due to the horror of them. and however it is he died#it had to be horrific bc viktor doesn’t write about it in his book bc five doesn’t know what happened. and before he died ben’s unique self#awareness seems to have meant they all loved him in a normal way only for his death to poison those bonds completely#so through no decision of his own this very sullen and cranky child has to become a self sacrificing wallflower bc the only way he gets to#even exist is if he takes care of klaus and tries to sober him up. his big moment is sacrificing himself for his siblings! they can’t ever#escape the abuse that reginald heaped onto them!! even in death they’re playing roles reginald forced them into#and sparrow ben is clearly so used to being the manipulator so he’s thrown when his family dies and sloane refuses to be manipulated anymore#and he winds up kind of lost child esque accidentally *anyway* - ignored and repressing his feelings and unable to connect emotionally#also before anyone says diego is too stupid to be the mastermind google ‘the mastermind dysfunctional family role’ it doesn’t require you to#not be a himbo only to be willing to be cruel & as they all say in s1 diego never knows when to stop#pogo is an adult enabler. grace has a weird function bc the umbrella kids love her and diego is convinced she killed reginald bc of abuse#five seems similarly attached to her (makes sense given delores) but the others see her more as an enabler which is INTERESTING#i’m gonna stop rambling now
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words-and-threads · 1 year
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No shut up, okay? No, no just, shut up. Listen. Listen to me.
Klaus Hargreeves is not chaotic neutral. He is chaotic good.
Hear me out. Just hear me out.
What he wants more than anything is for everyone to be happy. He's the first to compliment and comfort his siblings. He risks his own safety repeatedly to save others. He sees the best in even the worst people. He talks a big game about hating his father, but when he meets an alternative Reginald Hargreeves who by all accounts is just as much of a bastard, he takes pity on him, tries to help him reconcile with the rest of the family.
He makes a lot of bad choices. He takes short term solutions to long term problems. He does some real shady shit. He's not a paragon by any stretch. However, I don't think someone who so often makes choices based on helping others can really be considered neutral.
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alephnol · 8 months
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he is mad because he think’s Simon should either fight harder to be himself, prove himself, or suck up his problems and find a new way of life.
You see, to him, seeing simon like this kinda triggers a nerve, since,
He couldve very well ended up that way, but he diddnt, and he feels bad for simon, and wants to help, but his mind is also very determined to get what he wants, sorta like simon. So he wants simon Not to give up And to keep trying, but he understands where he is coming from and it kills him. Hence why this nerves him.
Because He did get what he wanted, because he searched far enough. Hence he feels it’s possible, you just cant give up.
(Yet again he was sober for the… thousands of years alive)
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sonder-writes · 26 days
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chapter 15 of my roller coaster of a fic!!
fic summary: After being kicked out by Diego, and then by Allison, Klaus realises he hates living on the streets, and decides to start therapy and get sober.
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jellybeanium124 · 2 years
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Klaus: you ever wish you could detach your legs like a lego figure and let them run around while your torso and head get some sleep?
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in other news I’ve been spending my commutes day dreaming up a fic where we just drop s3 Klaus in the middle of s1 and let him run riot please add your own suggestions to this scenario below <3
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okay i might be Missing Something, but how did five know klaus got reggie sober in ep 6 if it was Officially Mentioned in front of everyone only in ep 8?
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hellomagicalsouls · 3 months
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saw a comment in which the sponge on Klaus could mean that he's getting clean.
which made my brain tingle so i love that
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Five: *long sigh*
Literally everyone else: "what. What is it."
Five: *tired stare*
Five: "I am experiencing the effects of being sober."
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Warning: mentions of drugs and addiction.
I was gonna do a whole long post about this but I’ll just say it in about 40 words instead:
Klaus being suddenly sober in s2 was bad writing and his sobriety should’ve been something both him and us as the audience got to slowly earn over multiple episodes because addiction doesn’t just vanish, especially not when you’re in a cult in the 60s.
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theseancekid · 5 months
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i am once again apologizing for not being here
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local-ragamuffin · 10 months
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accidentally posted this to the sideblog, meant to post it here
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angryhalfling · 2 years
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i want to know which songs would save each baudelaire from vecna
which one of u punks
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