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flufallo · 4 months

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Um.... I found a random quote generator

Cat king: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.

Charles: Actually, Edwin is my favourite.

Cat king: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.

Edwin: Do you have a self-care routine?

Jenny: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

Charles : Do you guys want to see a butterfly?

Niko: Ooh, yes please!

Jenny, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!

Charles: It's not a bug though...

Jenny: ...

Niko: ...

Jenny: Well I still don't want to see.

Niko, realizing: Please don't throw-

Charles : Whee! *throws a stick of butter*

Monty: Edwin keeps forgetting which WiFi network they're supposed to use.

Monty: So I renamed ours to "Edwin, use this one" to help them out a little.

Charles: How would you like your coffee?

Crystal : As dark and as bitter as my soul.

Charles, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

Cat king: Fuck you.

Esther : No u.

Cat king: I'm down.

Esther : You're like 2, what the fuck-

Cat king: I AM NOT 2!

Cat king: Monty is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods.

Charles: Yes.

Crystal : You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.

Monty: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-

Charles: What truce?

Cat king: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.

Esther : Wait, I'm a choir kid!

Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*

Squad reactions to being called straight:

Jenny: The fuck, no I'm not.

Edwin : Excuse the hell out of you?

Cat king: Ding dong, you are wrong!

Charles: Who told you that? And why did they lie?

Niko: Rude.

Esther : *punches the person*

Cat king: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Esther : At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Cat king: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Esther : Somehow that's worse

Jenny: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

Monty: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

Edwin: A stab wound.

Jenny: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Monty: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Niko: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Crystal : Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

Niko: I just want someone to take me out.

Crystal : On a date?

Cat king: With a sniper gun?

Esther : Both if you're not a coward.

Esther : OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!

Monty: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

Cat king: Is this mistletoe?

Edwin: Uh, no, no, that is basil.

Cat king: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.

Edwin: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

Charles: You know what’s funny about Edwin? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.

Charles: I’ve only had Edwin for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Cop: What are your names?

Esther: Don't tell them, Cat king.

Cop, writing: Cat king...

Esther: Crap.

Cat king: Nice going, Esther.

Cop:

Cat king: Uh oh.

Monty: I’m taking a look at your numbers, and it doesn’t look good. You have a lot of measurements. Quite a few variables.

Charles: Is that… bad?

Monty: Variables are the #1 risk factor for outcomes. The past is a big contributor to the future.

Charles: Isn’t that just causality?

Monty: Causality is the leading cause of death in this country.

Charles: So what are my odds?

Monty: Do you have a family history?

Charles: Of what?

Monty: Just, in general.

Charles: …Yes?

Monty: Oh no.

Niko, texting Edwin : *sends a voice message*

Edwin , texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Niko: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Edwin : *presses play*

Niko's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

Monty: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

Esther , used to Monty being dumb: Sure...

Monty: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Esther : Okay?

Monty: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Esther :

Monty: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-

Esther : Jesus, that one is a little-

Jenny, interested: No, no, Monty, keep going.

Crystal : But we’re friends! I was building up to calling you a nickname soon!

Edwin: That’ll never happen! In fact, you just lost “Edwin” privileges. From now on, you can call me by my last name or ‘Hey, you.’.

Crystal : Come on, Edwin.

Edwin: *glares*

Crystal : Come on, Hey you.”

Crystal : That shirt looks great, Charles.

Charles: Thanks.

Crystal : But I bet it would look even better on Edwin's floor.

Edwin: Are you hitting on Charles... for me?

Cat king: What do we think of Monty?

*pause*

Charles: *sighs* Nice pal.

Crystal : I think they're gay.

Esther : What am I supposed to do?

Monty: If I were you? I’d try and make peace with whatever deity, pantheon, or Divine Other you believe in.

Esther : I’m an atheist.

Monty: Then just get ready to die I guess

*playing twister*

Crystal : Right hand red.

Charles: *ends up on top of Edwin *

Edwin: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Crystal : I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice

Cat king: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Edwin: We're chopsticks!

Cat king: Well... that's cute!

Cat king: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Charles: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

Monty: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Edwin: Sure!

Edwin: Whats your favorite color?

Monty, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

Edwin: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows

Cat king, to Esther : All right, let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m going to go first– I hate you.

Cat king: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person.

The Squad:

Cat king: No you’re not, Cat king! We still love you, Cat king!

Esther : This should be illegal!

Jenny: It is.

Jenny: What scares you guys the most?

Charles: Werewolves!

Niko: Sharks.

Edwin: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.

Monty:

Monty: Edwin.

Charles: What do you think Cat king will do for a distraction?

Edwin: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Edwin: ...or they could do that.

Charles: Pfft, you should meet Niko, they're such a tsundere.

Monty: They... they just stabbed you.

Charles: So cute.

Cat king: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

Niko: But we lost Esther .

Cat king: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

*Cat king falls over*

Monty: Cat king! Are you alright?

Cat king: Is that you, God?

Monty: What?

Cat king: It's just, you sound a lot more like Monty than I expected.

#someone should probably stop me lmao #dead boy detectives #edwin payne #charles rowland #crystal palace #niko sasaki #jenny green #the cat king #monty finch #esther finch #i got sucked into the endless void of them all

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deoidesign · 1 day

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just wanted to say that I absolutely LOVE your comic I am so inspired by it and it’s so lovely and I wanna buy the physical books (I’ve never done that before) I just AUGGHHH EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS SO 💙💙💙

do you allow fanart? And is there anything not allowed? I wanna draw adam and steve so bad 😭

Of course it's allowed! Fanart fanfic fan music fan dubs whatever!

I like to think I'm sort of "building a playground" when I make a story, have fun on it! I made it for you!

In my general opinion, it's not my business what my "fandom" does... It's on you and also me to curate our own spaces! If you're inspired by my work in any way, that's the greatest honor I could imagine and I want you to feel fully free to explore that. If someone is being weird, I know where the block button is haha

Just don't like... sell it... it's messy legally with webtoon and I'm one person making the story and it's my whole income so the few sales I get are kind of huge for me ;_;

#the way I see it is if I put up a boundary of like 'dont make something that I wouldnt want to see'#all it does is scare the people who respect me into not making anything!#and the people who were never going to respect me anyways were going to make those things regardless #because they didn't respect me. so they wouldnt care if I put that boundary up.#so my opinion is like honestly it's not my business what you do... if you're doing something weird with my story it's not reflecting on me #like youre the one doing the weird thing not me...? so why would I care LOL #I'm pretty good about blocking tags or ignoring the things that make me uncomfortable. which has happened #one person race swapped adam and steve and I was like what the fuck...?#also like. I'll be honest #if you sold like 3 I also wouldnt care AHGASJGLKGJASLGKJSA #cause idk. I dont generally feel like it's taking away from my business...#idk!!! it's a weird zone #like I need money to live but morally I'm not opposed to other people making art and selling it so idk where to land on that #but uhhh webtoon wouldnt like it if you sold it. so #I'm not going to like go after someone idk...#if I did not need the money to live. I wouldnt care at all and would probably encourage other people selling my stuff #or like their art of my stuff. not my art of my stuff. never do that #thats just regular theft #but webtoon does NOT!!! like that and idk how much they go after stuff like that. I know they went after scanlation sites sob #novaeverse #asks #sorry this is so unclear. my opinions on it are unclear lmao #basically. do whatever.#I can't stop what you are doing and I will not waste the energy trying #all I ask for is some basic respect!#and I dont think I can or should ask for more. so #enjoy! make whatever! it's literally making free art for me AUGASJGLKSAJGALKGJ how could I say no...

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crystalkitty1220 · 4 months

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Man I wonder where the leader of the fear realm could've gone, it's alMOST LIKE NEVIN HAS AN

#had to re-edit the image real quick because the original edit was from a post I made about Drew years ago #and while the Drew thing is becoming less and less likely. Nevin havinv one has basically been canon since #someone mentioned Greg's (was it Britney's) aura being familiar in s2ch1. ive been putting together a list of every line #that points to Nevin's aura throughout the whole thing (most from s2ch1 but then s2ch10 came out and it was really canon at that point)#but clearly i'm running out of time to say ''i fucking called it'' before it's explicitly stated and i dont want to be in another situation #where somebody else will beat me to a theory and me posting anything about it will seem like copying them. sorry about that btw i had #thought i had already mentioned theorizing that nevin was possessed by a demon in that old theory i made but i had forgotten that one was #super old and was about sigma. so no copying there i just got extremely paranoid there was a mention of a cult and i was like ''nuh uh #that's way too specific and out there of a detail to end up in both our theories'' and i forgot the rest of my super old post was outdated #as hell. and echos had gone ''yeah they're so similar!'' and i took their word for it but now i'm realizing they were probably just trying #to be supportive. so yeah no copying there i was just beaten to the punch of saying something. but i will NOT back down from the aura shit #because i have been calling that shit FROM THE START or at least since i started reading ibvs back when ch20 came out.#also not backing down from saying chris was the worse friend because these past few chapters are the first time isaac has done anything tha #could knowingly upset chris meanwhile chris has. let edward drag isaac to the lair after isaac said edward would beat him up. chose not to #believe edward was holding the secrets over their heads because 'it was something isaac had said' and then immediately distrusted edward in #the next chapter because a random person he didn't know said to steal a book (might i mention how that entire scene proves chris' lack of #development and refusal to take responsibility because it perfectly alludes to when chris had brought those fireworks into his old school #and makes me wonder if charlie has actually gotten him in trouble with his past schools or if he's still just not taking responsibility #and if him following nevin to the woods to test out their powers is an extension of ''if something bad happens its not my fault''#like seriously this man would bring a mysterious suitcase onto a plane if he's told to). uh what was i talking about agai #anyway on a related note my mental state has only gotten worse since i left tumblr and the habit of thinking about chris instead of sleepin #or doing schoolwork has not stopped. so i was still failing for a while and might graduate now but am still staying away from tumblr.#so yeah this was a little update and im not going to linger this time im just going to leave tumblr again right after hitting post #addendum because i just can't let things go. and was thinking about chris again. i don't think his lack of development is because of bad #writing (anymore. i used to.). instead i'm certain his character arc is going to continue into him following someone (nevin probably) into #doing something really bad. and then he'll finally get actual consequences and go 'oh shit i fucked up real bad this time'#if you think that theory is reaching too far into the future you should hear mine about isaac dying at the end lmao

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dumbass-gryffindor1960 · 9 months

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I feel really bad tonight, i should go to sleep, but if i do I’m gonna go insane, don’t want it though. So I’m just gonna keep me awake with some cute Wolfstar things. Also I’m actually obsess with the « p4perback x whataboutpadfoot » duo (perfect actors for Wolfstar i swear)

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diapause · 10 months

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I need to just stop looking at the comments of any ig post on physical disability whether it's positive or otherwise because it is 99% "As someone with Aspergers-" this isn't ABOUT YOU!

#I'm autistic don't come for me #like some things are specific to physical disabilities. why are you giving your pov on someone talking about strangers pushing their chair+#without permission #'ohhh im neurodivergent so I dont understand why you wouldnt be okay w this and im making that Your problemmm'#fucking learn and fucking shut up #like being autistic or having adhd isnt a free ableism pass that you can use against everyone else #'theyre just trying to help even though they kept going when you told them to stop you should just let people help!'#so you believe disabled people aren't allowed autonomy? oh wait unless they're your Particular brand of disabled #although tbh I think most people who specifically id as haveing aspergers Not autism probably see literally every single #other disabled person in existence as lesser to them lmao

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cutneteel · 6 months

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meh

#if I tell everything in the tags would that make everything okay #fuck it this is Tumblr I can't have shit anymore #it's 3:25 am by the time i'm writing ts #I want to rip my skin out #everything sucks I can't think I hate it #what should I do tomorrow #everybody is probably tired of me now I can't do it #what should I do what should I do I don't know #I can't even look at somebody in the eye i'm a goddamn coward #when will I be able to get used to it. it's been 6 fucking years #I can't do it I don't want to wait I hate waiting everything sucks I can't #also I think I broke my neck (I already did)#I be moaning over something that's already over fuck this #monday's gonna suck #it happened before I can go through it again?#I don't want to face my classmates and other people what if I got cuffed again #I need to stop thinking it's gonna be over before I knew it please Lord help me please #I don't have to see these people again (hopefully)#they'll just mocked me because i'm an absolute fucking retard who can't even make eye contact with someone before looking away #I have to get used to it. I need to please #it's hot #I made too many fucking mistakes I can't do it #at least it's not as bad (it is)#oh yeah ofc my fucking brother turns on the goddamn heat lmao shoot yourself

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thecherrygod · 4 months

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aqqleshiqqing-archive · 1 year

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this is such an indulgent au I made for myself that's not even related to selfshipping but i love to imagine the dexholders in a filipino school setting where some of the kids are part of the class officers and this is definitely based on my irl experiences with my old class when I was elementary to... freshman. <3

#ill just ramble in the tags from here on out #the class batch counts from the kanto to the hoenn dexholders - since they're all the most tied to one another #the officer list might change but the ones ive definitely settled were like #blue. he's the president of the class - he's quiet smart but handsome and would be a teacher's pet because he's also oak's grandson #red is vice president - he's a goofy compared to blue but he still has that vibe of someone you can absolutely rely on (and he does it)#would sometimes get told off by blue for being too carefree with his duties but they still go well together as a duo #i think i wrote secretary for crystal!! since crystal would definitely have a lot of biodata on her pokemon #it's only natrual that she'd be pretty good at being a secretary #in my class being a secretary means to keep track of students' attendances and names - basically writing a lot of things!#she's the smartest i like to think shes probably in the same ranking as blue (high honor students)#red is around the middle #green is the treasurer! (i was the treasurer last school year actually)#now i know this ones such a wild one because green is noctorious for being a good thief but that also means you cant outsmart her with money #and she's sure to keep the money safe. maybe she would spend the money secretly for her personal wants but she refills the amount she paid #<- i totally did that. nobody from my class knows me here so i can say this with full confidence AKSJSJAJJSJSJD #except its not for personal its for emergency LMAO like getting plete for tricycle n shit #looking at my notes apparently i wrote that sapphire and gold should be sergeants - i mean. i mean they can do the job but like #they're also kinda. insane so like - that's gonna be funny #sergeants are supposed to watch for their classmate's misconduct or stop anyone from fighting or whatever #that's all i wrote - i left the rest blank #about sapphire - i totally see her in my old classmate who was crazy about anime boys (except its franticshipping)#she's aggressive (to boys especially) but she also gets super UWU OMG KYAA BOYS <3 bitch THAT'S LITERALLY SAPPHIRE AND RUBY #that girl also acts tsundere at times so like. yeah you're sapphire coded girlie #ok thats all....#i kept this au to myself for like 2 months now PGPPTPTPTPGTP #pokespe hours #🍀 jil's rambling

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coldvampire · 10 months

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a poll maybe.

#legitimately want to know but am I bugging people when I get to venting here? ik it’s a personal blog but I also know #after a certain point it’s like ‘god okay we get it’ lmao especially when it probably comes off as self inflicted.#I’m sure it’s probably also negatively contributing to stuff.#but I’m willing/able to take it somewhere else yk #and I’m actually curious bc I feel like I can’t trust my own judgement here.#(when I say somewhere else I don’t mean like djfjfk someone’s dms #one idk who id even do that to two I can find another outlet so fjfkkf)#but yeah idk. I’ve been thinking abt this all day + some other thoughts.#anyway open invite to answer here #edit to add: I don’t know how to interpret likes here hdjfkf #is it agreeing with the sentiment? ‘yes you should stop’? telling me I’m simply acknowledged? I don’t know lol

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dredshirtroberts · 3 months

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me: completes a drawing it's taken me 3 weeks to get through also me: has at least one ongoing fiber art project and several writing projects

my brain: WE SHOULD MAKE BRAND NEW THINGS WITH THE YARN YOU WEREN'T GOING TO TOUCH UNTIL YOU FINISHED YOUR CURRENT PROJECTS.

me: can't argue with that

#this post brought to you by the.... oh i don't want to say how long i crocheted today #it'll make people mad xD #anyway this post brought to you buy my fucking SPREE i've been on where i've started not one but TWO (2!) projects in the past...#well i've got two projects at Halfway Points and i started one yesterday and the other today #and have worked on both today #i gotta stop - i had the moment of ''oh i should stop for the day'' like 3 hours ago #and i'm like ''but what if i just kept going until one of them was finished?''#but also i am bored now and want to do Something Else with my hands for a bit #and also should because my back's gonna lock up and my forearm already had a twitch to it at noon #so like. we're gonna see how it goes lol #if you are someone who cares for and loves me please don't read this psot #i definitely haven't crocheted for nearly 10 hours straight today #y'all are going to be super impressed if i ever get around to taking pictures of things when i finish them #all else fails i will be more easy to find in crowds during chilly weather #and i can have a hood even when my comfort hoodie of gender is in the wash #two hoods even #because that's what i decided to make on a whim #one of them will probably even jive with the Fluorescent Orange c2c triangle shawl i also have currently ongoing #we'll see how it goes lol #okay but for real crafting break starts now i GOTTA give my arms a rest #i've been going essentially nonstop for two days now it's going to cause me problems if i don't fucking give it a rest lmao

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eversncenewyork · 8 months

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went on my date last night

#it was fine—i enchanted him #but while i don’t feel negatively about him i don’t feel excited either #should i? i don’t remember how i used to feel on dates #i think i probably should feel excited but i also used to fuck on the first date and so idk what that changes #but i’m not jonesing for him to take off his clothes #HOW do i stop being attracted to T??? i find every part of him delicious #i’d suck the skin off his wrist like a fucking chicken wing #his hands could make me commit real crimes #i could blog about his ankles like he’s louis tomlinson and i’m 16 again #not only would i suck his b*lls but i WANT TO and i HATE BALLS #i’m just not sure how i’m supposed to voluntarily say no to having sex with someone i feel this way about #it’s like if harry styles propositioned me and i said no #and on paper i should be attracted to this new guy #he’s 6’4 and has dark hair and big brown eyes and a mustache #but i don’t feel it at all #i’m not getting sex appeal from him #but i feel hypocritical wanting that bc i don’t think im sexy at all #i think people finding my sexy is like a freak accident and shows bad taste #lmao okay i’m gonna end this post here there’s a lot to unpack #i’ll go out with this guy again (it was a second date) bc i think i need him to kiss me sober to be sure #i was Quite Drunk last night and so had lots of fun but i think it was me

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musical-chick-13 · 9 months

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Love when people make a judgmental comment about [xyz behavior that holds absolutely no inherent moral value] and it's a thing that they don't realize applies to me.

#this is why I struggle with human connection lmao #like okay so if you knew this about me would you stop talking to me? because that's kind of what it sounds like.#like I guess I can be upfront and say 'hey this is my life' to weed out the judgmental people ahead of time but like.#why is that on me? why should I have to divulge various aspects of my life to determine whether someone isn't gonna hurt me?#like this is why interpersonal relationships are so goddamn hard they require the kindness and understanding of other people #I can only control my OWN shit. there's nothing I can do about anyone else's behavior #like yeah I AM probably too afraid of vulnerability but consider that people do not generally respect or treasure vulnerability & then they #act really shitty about it #like I just. I am trying SO hard to get to a point where I don't need other people and can just handle everything completely by myself but.#you know. I'm just not the kind of person who can ever realistically do that. unfortunately. so then I just end up being miserable & bitter #ugh I'm sorry #I'm just. Dealing(tm) with something #I just gotta get through my birthday next week probably. hopefully. idk.#In the Vents

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snekdood · 10 months

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i just feel like if you cant debate someone w/o insulting them then you're kinda just using it as an outlet for all of your asshole-ness